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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Slightly different take on the usual, supposing you'd arranged to meet the person above you, maybe for a coffee or something to start, and they're loitering outside the Café waiting for you, how do you imagine the meet would go once you say hello?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Climb into a needless striped racing, , suit, wait for 3/4hr, put a crash helmet on, get over excited, then win at go-carting walking off into the sunset like a boss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways "

Oh you.

We'd have *a lot* to talk about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways

Oh you.

We'd have *a lot* to talk about"

I think I'd come away slightly disturbed but feeling enlightened

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways

Oh you.

We'd have *a lot* to talk about

I think I'd come away slightly disturbed but feeling enlightened

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would put the world to rights have a mr whippy complete with flake and sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways

Oh you.

We'd have *a lot* to talk about

I think I'd come away slightly disturbed but feeling enlightened

would put the world to rights have a mr whippy complete with flake and sauce "

Be sent on my way as im out of age lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways

Oh you.

We'd have *a lot* to talk about"

A whole day of tea and chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways

Oh you.

We'd have *a lot* to talk about

A whole day of tea and chat

CBT and fisting with any luck.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways

Oh you.

We'd have *a lot* to talk about

A whole day of tea and chat

CBT and fisting with any luck.

Cognitive behavioural therapy seems popular

I think cigars, brandy and talk of the Empire round the fire is more like it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways

Oh you.

We'd have *a lot* to talk about

A whole day of tea and chat

CBT and fisting with any luck.

Cognitive behavioural therapy seems popular

I think cigars, brandy and talk of the Empire round the fire is more like it..."

I'd imagine it'd be quite a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways

Oh you.

We'd have *a lot* to talk about

A whole day of tea and chat

CBT and fisting with any luck.

Cognitive behavioural therapy seems popular

I think cigars, brandy and talk of the Empire round the fire is more like it..."

Can i bring my pipe and scotch?

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Uncomfortable silence

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Probably wouldn't happen but we would have a drink and maybe some pastries,talk bollocks then go our separate ways

Oh you.

We'd have *a lot* to talk about

A whole day of tea and chat

CBT and fisting with any luck.

Cognitive behavioural therapy seems popular

I think cigars, brandy and talk of the Empire round the fire is more like it...

Can i bring my pipe and scotch?"

Sure - I'm not keen on brandy, more of a vodka man tbh.

And as for smokables, well, I've got that covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two egos collide; rampent sarcasm rips open a hole in the fabric of the universe and Joe will attempt to fuck said hole...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Don't flatter yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't flatter yourself

You know you want it... that's what eats you up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes we could share a Devon clotted cream scone

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Don't flatter yourself

You know you want it... that's what eats you up...

You can eat me up, if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need sluthunter in this thread

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think we need sluthunter in this thread"

He can eat me and all

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I think we need sluthunter in this thread

He can eat me and all

I'd just be happy watching the male on male action while sipping my tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes we could share a Devon clotted cream scone

Mmmmm do love a Cornish cream tea

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think we need sluthunter in this thread

He can eat me and all

I'd just be happy watching the male on male action while sipping my tea.

I know - where's my top hat, whip and trusty chair?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I think we need sluthunter in this thread

He can eat me and all

I'd just be happy watching the male on male action while sipping my tea.

I know - where's my top hat, whip and trusty chair?"

You're taking me to the circus!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes we could share a Devon clotted cream scone

Anytime for me x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think we need sluthunter in this thread

He can eat me and all

I'd just be happy watching the male on male action while sipping my tea.

I know - where's my top hat, whip and trusty chair?

You're taking me to the circus!?

Isn't that what this is?

Something like a circus or a sewer?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I think we need sluthunter in this thread

He can eat me and all

I'd just be happy watching the male on male action while sipping my tea.

I know - where's my top hat, whip and trusty chair?

You're taking me to the circus!?

Isn't that what this is?

Something like a circus or a sewer?"

Haha, a circus in a sewer surely....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So.. to reiterate; apparently when Joe and I meet it will be over a cream tea at the circus...held in a sewer; with a small crowd clapping as we circle each other to see who can get behind who first?

Just admit you're versatile Joe and save my knees

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"So.. to reiterate; apparently when Joe and I meet it will be over a cream tea at the circus...held in a sewer; with a small crowd clapping as we circle each other to see who can get behind who first?

Just admit you're versatile Joe and save my knees

After you, Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just admit you're versatile Joe and save my knees

After you, Paul

A younger man should have more kindness for his elders....really Joe, you have no chivalry

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Just admit you're versatile Joe and save my knees

After you, Paul

A younger man should have more kindness for his elders....really Joe, you have no chivalry

Indeed - age before beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well jay straight and I not looking for men so probably just a latte and a nice discussion over some of his posts and maybe a few tips

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I think they would take one look at me, then have urgent emergency appointments to attend

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I think they would take one look at me, then have urgent emergency appointments to attend"
would have a blast round the lanes shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they would take one look at me, then have urgent emergency appointments to attendwould have a blast round the lanes shopping"

Sex and moustache waxing.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think they would take one look at me, then have urgent emergency appointments to attendwould have a blast round the lanes shopping"
her taking the piss out of me in my grease outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they would take one look at me, then have urgent emergency appointments to attendwould have a blast round the lanes shoppingher taking the piss out of me in my grease outfit

Ahhhh we met and had coffee

we actually did

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I think they would take one look at me, then have urgent emergency appointments to attendwould have a blast round the lanes shopping

Sex and moustache waxing."

How about some beard plucking? I've got some stray whiskers that need pulling

I'd buy you a beverage of your choice after.

Tea and gosip with the ladies above.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

So much high jinx

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

"So much high jinx"

We'd go into the nearest greengrocers by a big bag o monkey nuts then head to Edinburgh zoo and fling nuts to the monkeys then hide behind the lions den fur a right good pumping

Couldnae resist

Lovely pics xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So much high jinx

We'd go into the nearest greengrocers by a big bag o monkey nuts then head to Edinburgh zoo and fling nuts to the monkeys then hide behind the lions den fur a right good pumping

Couldnae resist

Lovely pics xxxx"

I'd say "hey, are you X and Y? I'm Z, let's go." That would work right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke

Im sire it would be a goog giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke

Im sire it would be a goog giggle

Downhill very rapidly

The level of conversation, that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke

Im sire it would be a goog giggle

Downhill very rapidly

The level of conversation, that is

Whats that meant to mean?!

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Pretty well, I'll chat to anyone.

Mr.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke

Im sire it would be a goog giggle

Downhill very rapidly

The level of conversation, that is

Whats that meant to mean?!

I probably couldn't help myself but utter filth

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time

It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke

Im sire it would be a goog giggle

Downhill very rapidly

The level of conversation, that is

Whats that meant to mean?!

I probably couldn't help myself but utter filth

I'd bring some tap shoes and music so we could busk outside the coffee shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke

Im sire it would be a goog giggle

Downhill very rapidly

The level of conversation, that is

Whats that meant to mean?!

I probably couldn't help myself but utter filth

I'd bring some tap shoes and music so we could busk outside the coffee shop "

I'd buy you tea and let you play with my hair.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time

It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out

I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time

It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out

I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life "

Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time

It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out

I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life

Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x"

Meet in a bar, a few flirts and laughs then go to a hotel and get to know everyone a little better

oooo and maybe get some pics of me (Alabama) with the beautiful lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet in a quiet country pub ,share stories and have a dashed good chuckle

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time

It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out

I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life

Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x

Meet in a bar, a few flirts and laughs then go to a hotel and get to know everyone a little better

oooo and maybe get some pics of me (Alabama) with the beautiful lady "

Would have to skip the coffee, been there, done that and just have an awesome time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time

It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out

I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life

Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x

Meet in a bar, a few flirts and laughs then go to a hotel and get to know everyone a little better

oooo and maybe get some pics of me (Alabama) with the beautiful lady

Would have to skip the coffee, been there, done that and just have an awesome time

Snog lad luck and snog some more

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time

It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out

I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life

Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x

Meet in a bar, a few flirts and laughs then go to a hotel and get to know everyone a little better

oooo and maybe get some pics of me (Alabama) with the beautiful lady

Would have to skip the coffee, been there, done that and just have an awesome time

I'd probably burn my throat trying to drink my Skinny decaf latte so fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time

It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out

I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life

Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x

Meet in a bar, a few flirts and laughs then go to a hotel and get to know everyone a little better

oooo and maybe get some pics of me (Alabama) with the beautiful lady

Would have to skip the coffee, been there, done that and just have an awesome time

Snog lad luck and snog some more

A walk, tea and good conversation I should think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the hatter - humble but a good laugh over a coffee

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

TheHatter

If we couldn't find anything to talk about. We could all just look at and feel each other's hair.

Mine would be the best of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vara I guess we'd chat and get d*unk while Dick watches... Vodka time

It would be a genuine pleasure - and I have *no* idea how it would pan out

I think we'd get on like a house on fire.. End up by the river feeding the ducks and discussing life

Meet in a pub....plenty of drinks....few skittlebombs....bit of karaoke....home for some fun. Mrs A x

Meet in a bar, a few flirts and laughs then go to a hotel and get to know everyone a little better

oooo and maybe get some pics of me (Alabama) with the beautiful lady

Would have to skip the coffee, been there, done that and just have an awesome time

Hhmmm we can both think of 1 or 2 things to do rather than drink coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TheHatter

If we couldn't find anything to talk about. We could all just look at and feel each other's hair.

Mine would be the best of course! "

That's just not true, is it?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"TheHatter

If we couldn't find anything to talk about. We could all just look at and feel each other's hair.

Mine would be the best of course!

That's just not true, is it?"

It would be sensual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@Bendaroos

We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.

I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@Bendaroos

We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.

I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse

I think we might find one or two things to natter about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@Bendaroos

We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.

I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse

I think we might find one or two things to natter about

She'd tell me I'm too young and tell me to naff off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@Bendaroos

We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.

I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse

I think we might find one or two things to natter about

Maybe a glass of wine and watch the sun setting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@Bendaroos

We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.

I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse

I think we might find one or two things to natter about

Maybe a glass of wine and watch the sun setting "

Nice glass of Rosé and watch the sun set over the beach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@Bendaroos

We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.

I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse

I think we might find one or two things to natter about

She'd tell me I'm too young and tell me to naff off"

Nah, we'd brew some proper Yorkshire Tea & discuss creative writing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@Bendaroos

We'd put the worlds to right over a few bevvies, so make it a pub not a cafe.

I'd have to sneak a cheeky slap on the legennd that is Mrs B's peachy arse

I think we might find one or two things to natter about

She'd tell me I'm too young and tell me to naff off

Nah, we'd brew some proper Yorkshire Tea & discuss creative writing

That would be delightful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke

Im sire it would be a goog giggle

Downhill very rapidly

The level of conversation, that is

Whats that meant to mean?!

I probably couldn't help myself but utter filth

I'd bring some tap shoes and music so we could busk outside the coffee shop

I'd buy you tea and let you play with my hair. "

I would plait it or maybe a French twist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke

Im sire it would be a goog giggle

Downhill very rapidly

The level of conversation, that is

Whats that meant to mean?!

I probably couldn't help myself but utter filth

I'd bring some tap shoes and music so we could busk outside the coffee shop

I'd buy you tea and let you play with my hair.

I would plait it or maybe a French twist

I'd introduce you to Clem and let you get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id curtsy and say hello good sir...well he is a duke

Im sire it would be a goog giggle

Downhill very rapidly

The level of conversation, that is

Whats that meant to mean?!

I probably couldn't help myself but utter filth

I'd bring some tap shoes and music so we could busk outside the coffee shop

I'd buy you tea and let you play with my hair.

I would plait it or maybe a French twist

I'd introduce you to Clem and let you get on with it

And while they are getting on with it maybe you could get on something else

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