FabSwingers.com forum: Hands up who did it ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was it you

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

I'm pleading the 5th

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hands up what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn't me, no-body saw me do it, can't prove a thing" Bart Simpson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands up baby hands up give me your heart gimmie gimmie your heart.

It wasn't me honest guv'nr

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

it might have been me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lady never farts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im innocent

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

*opens thread peeps in and furtively goes quietly back out in case anyone cottons on..*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wondering when Poirot is gonna show up, sit you all down, and do the big reveal to say who it actually was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that smelt it dealt it

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

"it might have been me"

what you mean _muma, it's always you

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Hands up what?

Um, hands up who?

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

i said the sparrow with my bow and arrow.

Father i cannot lie i did it with my little hatchet.

Big boys made me do it.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Want to know what I'm admitting to first

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Wasnt me, no one saw me so it could of been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont look at me im innocent!.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Dont look at me im innocent!.

But you're eye candy honey xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was "him"

I saw him and he promised a lick of his ice crem if i didnt tell then he welched on the deal

so tuff titties.

Go get him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^^^^^^^^ it was him, not me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^^^^^^^^^ it was him, not me!"

See....told ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^^^^^^^^^ it was him, not me!"

eerrrr.... I mean her (sorry peaches!!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*quietly opens window a little wearing dark glasses and a 'tache, has a swift look round and disappears*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^^^^^^^^^ it was him, not me!

eerrrr.... I mean her (sorry peaches!!).

Ohhhhhhhh mo...you cant change ya mind now..

Bet it was you who was licking his ice cream too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this call's for cojack or clumbo !! unless they want dangermouse & penfold to investergate

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"^^^^^^^^^^ it was him, not me!

Would you mind not pointing? be agod fellow someof us can't see gesticulations xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our luck we would get clauseau

"there is a bum in your room"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^^^^^^^^^ it was him, not me!

Would you mind not pointing? be agod fellow someof us can't see gesticulations xx

I'm not going to apologise about not being tactile Tactile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^^^^^^^^^ it was him, not me!

eerrrr.... I mean her (sorry peaches!!).

Ohhhhhhhh mo...you cant change ya mind now..

Bet it was you who was licking his ice cream too

Who me?

How dare you!!!! ........I only had one quick lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kin big un i bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kin big un i bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i saw who did it but i'm not telling ner ner x

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"i saw who did it but i'm not

*Grabs Misslucy and its on he* OK guys I've pinned her down, lets see if she can resist telling now

xxtelling ner ner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still wasnt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i saw who did it but i'm not

*Grabs Misslucy and its on he* OK guys I've pinned her down, lets see if she can resist telling now

xxtelling ner ner x

helppppp .....nope still not telling xx

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"i saw who did it but i'm not

*Grabs Misslucy and its on he* OK guys I've pinned her down, lets see if she can resist telling now

xxtelling ner ner x

helppppp .....nope still not telling xx"

Um, we have ways of making you talk? *stretches and flexes tactile fingers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Scarlet did it, with the dildo, in the dungeon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i saw who did it but i'm not

*Grabs Misslucy and its on he* OK guys I've pinned her down, lets see if she can resist telling now

xxtelling ner ner x

helppppp .....nope still not telling xx

Um, we have ways of making you talk? *stretches and flexes tactile fingers*

bring it hun i'm waiting just not talking lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

his name starts witha S and ends with a Y thats who didded it

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"i saw who did it but i'm not

*Grabs Misslucy and its on he* OK guys I've pinned her down, lets see if she can resist telling now

xxtelling ner ner x

helppppp .....nope still not telling xx

Um, we have ways of making you talk? *stretches and flexes tactile fingers*

bring it hun i'm waiting just not talking lol"

Communication isn't only about what you say lol *tickle tickle tickle* lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i saw who did it but i'm not

*Grabs Misslucy and its on he* OK guys I've pinned her down, lets see if she can resist telling now

xxtelling ner ner x

helppppp .....nope still not telling xx

Um, we have ways of making you talk? *stretches and flexes tactile fingers*

bring it hun i'm waiting just not talking lol

Communication isn't only about what you say lol *tickle tickle tickle* lol xx"

your evil xxxx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

It was me...unless it was disgusting or illegal in which case it was the other me, Funky.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"It was me...unless it was disgusting or illegal in which case it was the other me, Funky.

He's right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was me...unless it was disgusting or illegal in which case it was the other me, Funky.

He's right!

new you wouildnt be far behind lol

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"i saw who did it but i'm not

*Grabs Misslucy and its on he* OK guys I've pinned her down, lets see if she can resist telling now

xxtelling ner ner x

helppppp .....nope still not telling xx

Um, we have ways of making you talk? *stretches and flexes tactile fingers*

bring it hun i'm waiting just not talking lol

Communication isn't only about what you say lol *tickle tickle tickle* lol xx

your evil xxxx"

Me? hardly, I'm a pussy cat, now where is the other pussy? *smile* xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i saw who did it but i'm not

*Grabs Misslucy and its on he* OK guys I've pinned her down, lets see if she can resist telling now

xxtelling ner ner x

helppppp .....nope still not telling xx

Um, we have ways of making you talk? *stretches and flexes tactile fingers*

bring it hun i'm waiting just not talking lol

Communication isn't only about what you say lol *tickle tickle tickle* lol xx

your evil xxxx

Me? hardly, I'm a pussy cat, now where is the other pussy? *smile* xxxx

oh bad bad man lol xx

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"i saw who did it but i'm not

*Grabs Misslucy and its on he* OK guys I've pinned her down, lets see if she can resist telling now

xxtelling ner ner x

helppppp .....nope still not telling xx

Um, we have ways of making you talk? *stretches and flexes tactile fingers*

bring it hun i'm waiting just not talking lol

Communication isn't only about what you say lol *tickle tickle tickle* lol xx

your evil xxxx

Me? hardly, I'm a pussy cat, now where is the other pussy? *smile* xxxx

and of course you have a 'butter wouldn't melt in your mouth' verification ikon on your profile misslucy? xx lol xx

oh bad bad man lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it wasnt me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"his name starts witha S and ends with a Y thats who didded it"

Couldna bin Soapy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It WAS NOT the person above the one below.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that smelt it dealt it"

those who said the rhyme did the crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that smelt it dealt it

those who said the rhyme did the crime

It WAS the person above the person above the person above the person below...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that smelt it dealt it

those who said the rhyme did the crime

It WAS the person above the person above the person above the person below...

or it WAS the person below the person below the person below the person above....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Those that smelt it dealt it

those who said the rhyme did the crime

It WAS the person above the person above the person above the person below...

or it WAS the person below the person below the person below the person above...."

Well thats me out of it then

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Those that smelt it dealt it

those who said the rhyme did the crime

It WAS the person above the person above the person above the person below...

or it WAS the person below the person below the person below the person above...."

just admit it - it was you then we can all move along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not me xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

either way.. shall we just blame Janelle?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that smelt it dealt it

those who said the rhyme did the crime

It WAS the person above the person above the person above the person below...

or it WAS the person below the person below the person below the person above....

just admit it - it was you then we can all move along

ok it was me.............Hands up I admit it, i did it, no tie me up and whip the feckin daylites outta me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take it back it wasnt me, it was that Janelle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"take it back it wasnt me, it was that Janelle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... or it WAS the person below the person below the person below the person above....

Well thats me out of it then

And me... Im above all that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that smelt it dealt it

those who said the rhyme did the crime

monkeys smell their own muck first

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

I can't tell a lie - it was me! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't tell a lie - it was me! Z"

monkey, monkey

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"I can't tell a lie - it was me! Z

monkey, monkey

i haven't read the thread but def not a monkey! Z

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

haven't you sorted this out yet, surely somebody knows who did it.

I'm going for Colonel Mustard in the library with the lead pipe

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

haven't you sorted this out yet, surely somebody knows who did it.

I'm going for Colonel Mustard in the library with the lead pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not bovvered...i just know it was "him" and someone licked all his icecream and didnt save me any...

Kin fish food too

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