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Tackist present ever

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Whats the tackiest gift youve ever recieved? Prize for the winner but i dont think mine will be beaten oh and i loved mine as it was so tacky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This toy with iron shavings. Design A Beaver.

It was the risk I took being the only female on the team when doing Secret Santa.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

I once received a mug with a cock in it so as you drank your tea, this erect cock appeared. It was funny for about 3 drinks.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A plastic pen in the shape of an anthropomorphic tree.

The tie dye wife beater was a close second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got given a red plastic plate, just the one, for Christmas from my step mum

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Might ask soxy to judge this, he judged my cushion tackiest thing owned

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By *ee76Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

My other half once for me a 3D lenticular ' Bad CGI Space Shuttle in god knows where'..... Placemat.

It was for our anniversary too

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…


"Might ask soxy to judge this, he judged my cushion tackiest thing owned "

Why don't you tell these goodly folk what gift you received?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either a school photo of him (he was 9,I was 8),or a plastic naked doll in a see thru plastic bag and a Bridget the Midget record (he was 10,I was 9).

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Might ask soxy to judge this, he judged my cushion tackiest thing owned

Why don't you tell these goodly folk what gift you received? "
im waiting to build up the antisipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might ask soxy to judge this, he judged my cushion tackiest thing owned

Why don't you tell these goodly folk what gift you received? "

A stick of Bright Rock with BrightonSteve running through it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother in law bought me a panty girdle and bra set once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either a school photo of him (he was 9,I was 8),or a plastic naked doll in a see thru plastic bag and a Bridget the Midget record (he was 10,I was 9). "

You've just reminded me of the boyfriend who gave me a passport photo of himself in a red bejewelled heart shape frame. He was in his 20s, not a kid or anything. More cringey though, that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex's mother gave me rubber gloves with leopard fur trim and a fake huge ring on them. Awful and impractical.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Might ask soxy to judge this, he judged my cushion tackiest thing owned

Why don't you tell these goodly folk what gift you received?

A stick of Bright Rock with BrightonSteve running through it?"
actually know but he did want to get me a dummy. But he suppassed himself in what i got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might ask soxy to judge this, he judged my cushion tackiest thing owned

Why don't you tell these goodly folk what gift you received?

A stick of Bright Rock with BrightonSteve running through it?"

I would love one of them mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once given a year's supply of Blu-Tack!

Do I win?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Anymore before i reveal mine

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"My mother in law bought me a panty girdle and bra set once."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mother in law bought me a panty girdle and bra set once.

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Oh nice in what colour ? Hope it was nude

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

A red patent handbag in the shape of a stilleto shoe, but I feel guilty mocking because it was genuinely given with the best intentions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crappy presents I could join in....don't know if they are tacky though

A business card holder - I don't work so don't have business cards

A plastic watch from a museum that was obviously picked up a couple of years ago on a trip...so old the battery was flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A handbag made out of fox fur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A handbag made out of fox fur

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Noooooooooooooooooooooo just noooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A handbag made out of fox fur

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Are you sure it wasn't Faux Fur?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Ok here is mine. A pair of g string posing knickers ;n their owm little plastic ball out of a machine o. Brighton pier

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…


"Ok here is mine. A pair of g string posing knickers ;n their owm little plastic ball out of a machine o. Brighton pier "

How much was them tasty goojies then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 acres of cannabis fields; a second wife and a donkey..........

....true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here is mine. A pair of g string posing knickers ;n their owm little plastic ball out of a machine o. Brighton pier "

What's tacky about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

122 ceramic thimbles with different brands like fanta and the odd tvshow like corrie printed on them. Oh and some had eddie stobart trucks on them. I have an eccentric relative that thought i might like them because i love sewing

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Ok here is mine. A pair of g string posing knickers ;n their owm little plastic ball out of a machine o. Brighton pier

How much was them tasty goojies then?"
not sure a lady never looks at the price of gifts

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