FabSwingers.com forum: Twas just a bit of fun

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the title states, this whole TSH was just a bit of fun that snowballed.

If I offended you, I do apologise. TSH doesn't but I do. I honestly don't think of sluts in that way, I don't even believe in sluts, it's just a label we give to women who, in my opinion, know what they like.

If you've been following from the start you'll see the original post was just me giving tips that were clearly bad, but what a lot of YOU guys do. Most of you caught the joke. I guess those of you who joined in later on missed the start and thought I was for real.

As for being here before, no, first time here. As for being super confident, no, I just choose not to let others bother me.

The real me is the 'good evening' post in introductions. The first bit anyway, before TSH took over.

But yeah, all in all it was amusing to start with, but when you start getting hate mail saying how fat you look, it's probably best to quit whilst ahead.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone with a sense of humour knew my friend

some people on here have had it removed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone with a sense of humour knew my friend

some people on here have had it removed lol "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If we are doing apologies, I don't read potatoe articles in an attempt to appear interesting to women.

Yours was a humorous thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a guy on the irish forum goes by the name lion. what ever floats your boat i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone with a sense of humour knew my friend

some people on here have had it removed lol "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone with a sense of humour knew my friend

some people on here have had it removed lol "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Aw bless, I enjoyed your posts, and laughed at the people taking it seriously.

People sending you hate mail? Joyless bastards.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

You received hate mail?!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Even i got the humour and i dont usually understand jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone with a sense of humour knew my friend

some people on here have had it removed lol "

I feel sorry for people like that.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"If we are doing apologies, I don't read potatoe articles in an attempt to appear interesting to women.

Shame, I dig potatoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found it funny. Made my Sunday night. Just a bit of fun.

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

report any hate mail

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont like being called a lot but after that thread my starbucks name might be slutty slutface

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I enjoyed your tongue in cheek threads.. the fab equivalent of the pub landlord or god forbid Roy chubby brown.. check out Dianne Spencer for a naughty lady comic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That thread was worth my monthly £5...cheers OP..PMSL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who tried to belittle the OP showed their true colours which was a good thing.

It was so obviously a tongue in cheek thread/s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I receive hate mail I print it out and frame it ..... I have wall dedicated to my collection of loathing.....

Every-time I hang a new shitOgram it fills me with such pride.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did something similar in the swingers advice.. Got the same treatment from people taking it seriously.. Miserable bar stewards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be honest I didn't find you funny or the threads & I do have a sense of humour, it's just different.

It's a sad day though when anyone is hateful enough to send mean PM's based on what someone has written on here.

Chin up & carrying on posting

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

We've smiled and sniggered at most of your ramblings on all your posts. Unfortunately even humour is frowned upon by some forumites and haters are going to hate.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

If you got abusive messages, report them.

I quite liked your tongue in cheek threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let it get to you- was like a breath of fresh air!

Feel free to do it again anytime!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

You made my night....some.people need to get a grip and realise it was tongue and cheek.....I proper laughed out loud and was refreshing like crazy to get your updates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't find your threads funny, but you shouldn't receive hate mail for having a different sense of humour. Report the messages.

Also, your definition of "slut" is a little off. Women can know what they want without being one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the title states, this whole TSH was just a bit of fun that snowballed.

As for being here before, no, first time here. As for being super confident, no, I just choose not to let others bother me.

The real me is the 'good evening' post in introductions. The first bit anyway, before TSH took over.

But yeah, all in all it was amusing to start with, but when you start getting hate mail saying how fat you look, it's probably best to quit whilst ahead.

TSH

Shame...I think TSH rules!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Hang on! You gave me profile advice. Does that mean you were...you were...lying??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a shame you got hate mail...... I think anyone with half a mind could see what you were doing; and I actually applaud your "introduction" to the forum.....

But there is one thing TSH could teach you; thick skin, with a layer of armour and an aura of invulnerability; thats the way you survive the forums...

...be YOU or your alter-ego (TSH), we need more YOUs in this world than we do THEMs..... this much I know.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"What a shame you got hate mail...... I think anyone with half a mind could see what you were doing; and I actually applaud your "introduction" to the forum.....

But there is one thing TSH could teach you; thick skin, with a layer of armour and an aura of invulnerability; thats the way you survive the forums...

...be YOU or your alter-ego (TSH), we need more YOUs in this world than we do THEMs..... this much I know."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't take it to heart broski

We thought your threads were funny, but "slut" is a dicey word to throw around so wantonly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody loved it brilliantly funny great sense of fun and please carry on xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay awesome brah!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody loved it brilliantly funny great sense of fun and please carry on xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, I think most people understood the humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't have apologised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Fuck....what have i missed now.....i hate having to actually Work in a proper office....i miss out on all the fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Fuck....what have i missed now.....i hate having to actually Work in a proper office....i miss out on all the fun!

Jeeeeeesus thats a nice arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody loved it brilliantly funny great sense of fun and please carry on xxxxxx

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Fuck....what have i missed now.....i hate having to actually Work in a proper office....i miss out on all the fun!

Jeeeeeesus thats a nice arse

Thank you.....I'm surprised you haven't noticed it before....it's often hanging out

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"What a shame you got hate mail...... I think anyone with half a mind could see what you were doing; and I actually applaud your "introduction" to the forum.....

But there is one thing TSH could teach you; thick skin, with a layer of armour and an aura of invulnerability; thats the way you survive the forums...

...be YOU or your alter-ego (TSH), we need more YOUs in this world than we do THEMs..... this much I know."

Awesome post, couldn't really put it any better than that... TSH rocks!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I thought it was funny. So ner. I won't be taking the advice given me, but it amused me nevertheless.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I thought it was hilarious!

Just block the haters - they need a reality check!

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By *aturally sexyCouple
over a year ago

watford

TSH isn't real! OMG!!!

I'm gutted, and hubby is more gutted!

TSH said my shaved muff showed I was a true slut - I'm growing the hairs back right now, and my new hairy muff will be my tribute to TSH!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it was hilarious!

Just block the haters - they need a reality check!

Yes they bloody do , he was spot on on how some men think xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone with a sense of humour knew my friend

some people on here have had it removed lol "

I don't think they even had it in the first place!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I thought it was hilarious!

Just block the haters - they need a reality check!

Yes they bloody do , he was spot on on how some men think xxx

Exactly - thats what made it even more brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was fab, and slightly erotic!

Chin up lovely X

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I thought it was hilarious and almost wet myself laughing - definitely no offence taken here. Can't wait for your next one lol xxxx

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Whaaaaaaat? The slut hunter isn't real?

That's me crying myself to sleep tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the title states, this whole TSH was just a bit of fun that snowballed.

As for being here before, no, first time here. As for being super confident, no, I just choose not to let others bother me.

The real me is the 'good evening' post in introductions. The first bit anyway, before TSH took over.

But yeah, all in all it was amusing to start with, but when you start getting hate mail saying how fat you look, it's probably best to quit whilst ahead.

TSH

Ok real you, go away and come back when TSH is back!

He's kinda funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Fuck....what have i missed now.....i hate having to actually Work in a proper office....i miss out on all the fun!

Jeeeeeesus thats a nice arse

Thank you.....I'm surprised you haven't noticed it before....it's often hanging out

Im having bad thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the title states, this whole TSH was just a bit of fun that snowballed.

As for being here before, no, first time here. As for being super confident, no, I just choose not to let others bother me.

The real me is the 'good evening' post in introductions. The first bit anyway, before TSH took over.

But yeah, all in all it was amusing to start with, but when you start getting hate mail saying how fat you look, it's probably best to quit whilst ahead.

TSH

Ok real you, go away and come back when TSH is back!

He's kinda funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Fuck....what have i missed now.....i hate having to actually Work in a proper office....i miss out on all the fun!

Jeeeeeesus thats a nice arse

Bloody hell Rossi have you just paid a visit to Specsavers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TSH not everyone will get your humour. I'm probably the only one who laughs at my attempts at humour. That said getting abuse by PM is well out of order.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I found it funny and even felt a twinge of disappointment that I didn't get a pm from him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I found it funny and even felt a twinge of disappointment that I didn't get a pm from him

That's because you're not enough of a cougar to receive messages from me. With attached awesome cock shots.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved yer posts keep it up if it really offended someone then maybe it was to close to the bone for them haha (tip take yer head out yer arse you moaning twat)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Let's see if you're more than a one trick pony

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I found it funny and even felt a twinge of disappointment that I didn't get a pm from him

That's because you're not enough of a cougar to receive messages from me. With attached awesome cock shots.

Talking of cock shots.....let the spam.see the fritter!!!!!

TSH

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loved yer posts keep it up if it really offended someone then maybe it was to close to the bone for them haha (tip take yer head out yer arse you moaning twat) "

Wouldn't be much of a hunter if I couldn't keep it up

TSH

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By *orthernCouple88Couple
over a year ago

Manchester Marriot Piccadilly

TSH Why are you apologising? You knew all those slutty sluts would come flocking round you and now that they have it appears you can't handle all these sluts?

We hope this is not the case or you will shatter our illusion of you. If the world is suddenly taken over by billions of slutty sluts who will we all turn to to save us from becoming slur slaves? Only one man will be able to save us from slut anhialation.

TSH!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I really enjoyed our banter last night, it was hilarious. I read all your threads to hubby and even he found it funny. Which says a lot cuz he is a very serious guy and doesn't have anything to do with the forums,

Sending hate mail is not good. Block and ignore or report if they are really insulting.

Xxxxx Suzi

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By *errysMan
over a year ago

milton keynes and kent

Best post I've ever seen. I was cracking up but all good things must come to an end.

you are a star.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Formites should have realised that it was all tongue in cheek

certainly made me giggle

so all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was tongue in cheek and taken in good humor here bud

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Your thread made my Monday morning funny.. TSH needs a talk show!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres a guy on the irish forum goes by the name lion. what ever floats your boat i guess "

Why is that relevant to this thread? There's nothing wrong with Lion. He's polite and has a sense of humour too.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Your thread made my Monday morning funny.. TSH needs a talk show! "

He's almost got his own fan club on another thread!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Remember this though TSH the guys that last in this business, are the guys who fly straight. Low-key, quiet. But the guys who want it all, chicas, fame, flash... they don't last.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres a guy on the irish forum goes by the name lion. what ever floats your boat i guess

Why is that relevant to this thread? There's nothing wrong with Lion. He's polite and has a sense of humour too."

Lion = english symbol.

Guesing he was pointing out it could be as dodgy a name in the Irish forum as the slut hunter is in the main forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TSH I once wrote a thread called **warning** A very offence thread. I even pointed out it was tongue in cheek and people were offended and blocked me

Don't worry about it

I thought it was funny and clearly so did the 70 posters above me.

Have fun TSH

An adoring Slutty Slut Faced Fan Knitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, I'm halfway through my TSH tattoo!

You're not real?

Seriously, block and report and abusive messages! I have absolutely no idea why people who didn't like your sense of humour read and posted on your threads? No one made them read? It just shows the level of intelligence those people have.

Right TSH, let's take this to PM. We need to finish what we started.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"TSH not everyone will get your humour. I'm probably the only one who laughs at my attempts at humour. That said getting abuse by PM is well out of order."

^ What the Doc said, I thought it was hilarious. Certainly brightened my otherwise dull Sunday evening up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could anyone miss the tongue so firmly in cheek? TSH rules

. Thanks for the laughs broski

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on, I'm halfway through my TSH tattoo!

You're not real?

Right TSH, let's take this to PM. We need to finish what we started.

That's okay, I have a needle and some ink, I'll finish the tat for you, sluts love pain, sluts also love ink, so you'll be gagging for some TSH dick before I finish the letter S.

TSH

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hang on, I'm halfway through my TSH tattoo!

You're not real?

Right TSH, let's take this to PM. We need to finish what we started.

That's okay, I have a needle and some ink, I'll finish the tat for you, sluts love pain, sluts also love ink, so you'll be gagging for some TSH dick before I finish the letter S.

TSH

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You just need some lovin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean you're not The Slut Hunter then???

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You mean you're not The Slut Hunter then???"

*as the rich Jew*

"I'm the Slut Hunter and so's my wife!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You just need some lovin'

Loving is for wives. She's a bonerfied cockjockey, she just needs TSH dick, and plenty of it... which is lucky as I have plenty to give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean you're not The Slut Hunter then???

*as the rich Jew*

"I'm the Slut Hunter and so's my wife!""

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You just need some lovin'

Loving is for wives. She's a bonerfied cockjockey, she just needs TSH dick, and plenty of it... which is lucky as I have plenty to give

I'm talkin' about my kinda lovin'

A3 - Hypo Full of Love (the 12 Step Plan)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teEsNn7YuKI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Remember this though TSH the guys that last in this business, are the guys who fly straight. Low-key, quiet. But the guys who want it all, chicas, fame, flash... they don't last."

What about the men who are scared to have veris by other men? How do they do?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

TSH...... have you been having a power nap ???? You've been missing for 2 hours.... was gonna send out a search party.... But, I couldn't be bothered lol xxxxx Suzi

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"TSH...... have you been having a power nap ???? You've been missing for 2 hours.... was gonna send out a search party.... But, I couldn't be bothered lol xxxxx Suzi

He's off listening to that tune, thinking about all the things I'm gonna do to him

I'll unleash his inner slut.

It's crying to get out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TSH...... have you been having a power nap ???? You've been missing for 2 hours.... was gonna send out a search party.... But, I couldn't be bothered lol xxxxx Suzi

I went to carve some notches up on my bedpost, long story short. I need a new bed.

TSH

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*listens to the sound of a pin dropping*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*listens to the sound of a pin dropping*

That's because you're alone. The TSH can only hear the sound of sluts calling his name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TSH I once wrote a thread called **warning** A very offence thread. I even pointed out it was tongue in cheek and people were offended and blocked me

Don't worry about it

I thought it was funny and clearly so did the 70 posters above me.

Have fun TSH

An adoring Slutty Slut Faced Fan Knitter

I don't recal seeing anyone *offended* on your thread...

Again, I think it's a combination of skim reading (so they're not taking in the whole OP) & people just not sharing the same sense of humour, which isn't wrong.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Thought TSH posts and persona were absolute quality. This site wouldn't be anything if people didn't gave a sense of fun and humour.

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