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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

postman pat has a blooming mobile phone and a computer now!!

this is all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a Ferrari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does that mean my post will get to me any sooner?? somehow i doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that cat still alive? ....these things are important to me xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

he also has a helicoptor and runs a special delivery service

so it might get there quicker, he delivered a cow yesterday morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that cat still alive? ....these things are important to me xx"

Jess is very much alive and has her own tv show now, she must have had cosmetic surgery because she looks younger

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Is that cat still alive? ....these things are important to me xx"

Jess is still rocking!

I don't like new Pat though and the fact all of the characters have to depict every racial and regional type in England, where is this crazy village where there is one of each kind of person???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that cat still alive? ....these things are important to me xx

Jess is still rocking!

I don't like new Pat though and the fact all of the characters have to depict every racial and regional type in England, where is this crazy village where there is one of each kind of person???"

Im still shocked he has to use a van to deliver the mail.. theres only about 10 properties in the village.. never mind the need for a helicoptor!

psttt where does he get petrol from? or is he in on something and us real people dont know about it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as he has access to the tinternet, please be careful about what you say about him on here.... he may very well have a profile and now 'lurking'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seeing as he has access to the tinternet, please be careful about what you say about him on here.... he may very well have a profile and now 'lurking' "

dirty fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing as he has access to the tinternet, please be careful about what you say about him on here.... he may very well have a profile and now 'lurking' "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How fookin sad am I? I did a name search (no results).

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"How fookin sad am I? I did a name search (no results). "

Durrrrr! He will use an assumed name, try 'Patman Post' or 'Big Boy Pat'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look for a couples profile with Jess.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"How fookin sad am I? I did a name search (no results).

Durrrrr! He will use an assumed name, try 'Patman Post' or 'Big Boy Pat'"

or maybe Funky Monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'll have a couples profile like meninuniform69 with his bessy mate Fireman Sam!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How fookin sad am I? I did a name search (no results).

Durrrrr! He will use an assumed name, try 'Patman Post' or 'Big Boy Pat'

or maybe Funky Monkey"

nah Funky Monkey is clearly Tang from the Zingzilla's..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He'll have a couples profile like meninuniform69 with his bessy mate Fireman Sam! "

lmfaoooooo LOVE IT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm scared in case he puts cock pics on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

frock if you have access to a tv that tart Jess is on cbeebies now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"frock if you have access to a tv that tart Jess is on cbeebies now lol"

I'm not looking at pussy shots either!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

right im off to nursery.. catch you crazy lot laters xxx

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By *DD1EMan
over a year ago

sea

Don't worry all, I've found him, he has two profiles and is currently predending to be a single female.

You'd think he'd have a better user name than 'firstclass'*

*Disclaimer*

Apologies to the real people who have those two profiles, it is not pat, it never was and never will be, they are real womem and no offence was intended in the making of this humourous post.

Eddie the Editor

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

he thought he would copy prince phillip and have one of those electric vans

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"postman pat has a blooming mobile phone and a computer now!!

Thats the power of the CWU and being a union dues paying postal woker for you!

this is all.. "

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"And a Ferrari "

is this where all the missing giros have gone

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"postman pat has a blooming mobile phone and a computer now!!

this is all.. "

...and a helicopter.

The'll be using computer animation to do Fireman Sam next!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't lie ladies, you know you all want to have sex with his nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't lie ladies, you know you all want to have sex with his nose."

The mans a genius!!!

The-face-and-cock-pic-avatar-all-in-one is on it's way!!! Sorry single guys, you are all doomed when the postman uploads his pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could Granny Dryden be Granny Crumpets alter ego or maybe a rival?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could Granny Dryden be Granny Crumpets alter ego or maybe a rival?"

Ooooh now you've done it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he also has a helicoptor and runs a special delivery service

so it might get there quicker, he delivered a cow yesterday morning "

Who posted the bloody cow

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