FabSwingers.com forum: Most irritating songs ever?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why gives you ear worms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Justin Bieber, Beyonce or Amy Whitehouse and I instantly switch it off

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Pass

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

The Fast Food Song. Gets stuck in my head, despite hating it I end up humming it. Grrr

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Keith Harris & Orville.

I hate that bloody bird.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Although, speaking of earworms, I did have the tune from Thomas the Tank Engine banging around in my head for a couple of days once. Drove me nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a song as such but those bloody Just Eat adverts have have irritatingly catchy choons!

"I see you baby, chicken madras, chicken madras......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect two by Auburn

https://youtu.be/SEsPloHpKJU

Simply because lyricaly it is one of the worst songs I've ever heard and it makes me feel a little bit sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not a song as such but those bloody Just Eat adverts have have irritatingly catchy choons!

"I see you baby, chicken madras, chicken madras......"

Whenever I see that advert and that woman singing the first thing I always think is 'is your mother proud of you?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello - by Lional Richie....makes my skin crawl ...and I then find myself singing it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the entire flop 40

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Anything by divine Comedy

NATIONAL EXPRESS

BOG OFF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my name is no

my number is no

crap

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By *icked1Man
over a year ago

lanarkshire

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves......... lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything by divine Comedy

NATIONAL EXPRESS

BOG OFF!

But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The current top 40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything by divine Comedy

NATIONAL EXPRESS

BOG OFF!

Haven't thought about DC for years! Frog Princess was annoying as hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably controversial, but I fucking detest Coldplay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keith Harris & Orville.

I hate that bloody bird."

This makes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy frog if that qualifies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Cher or by Disney

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Probably controversial, but I fucking detest Coldplay."
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Nothing controversial about not liking that boring shite!

Worst super bowl halftime entertainment in history

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Macarena

Absolutely hate it

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything meatloaf related!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Macarena

Absolutely hate it

MrsSB

Heyyyy Macarena

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything meatloaf related!"
what

he's a legend haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much most music that is in the charts

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

The birdie song.

The song, the dance. Grrrr

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Gangnam style.

The birdie song.

I am the music man.

Umbrella.

All fooking annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agadoo ..... ahhhhhhhhhggggggg

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Turn by Travis

Or Never met a girl like you before by Edwyn Collins. A good, catchy song, but when you're working in a fish factory and the radio plays it about five times an hour for two weeks...

It ain't good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keith Harris & Orville.

I hate that bloody bird.

This makes me

I wish I could fly

Right up to the sky

But I can't

(You can)

I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duffy.. I am begging you for mercy! Yea yea yea.. I begin you to release me.. Yea yea yea.. Fucking horrible!!

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By *ir jizalotMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Tip toe, through the fkn window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bohemian Rhapsody.

Or as I call it....Bohemian fucking Rhapsody a-fucking-gain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seasons in the sun-terry jacks

Fuckin awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything by Cher or by Disney

Ugghh Believe by Cher

Makes me want to track her down and smash her face in..

A x

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Wuthering heights.

All that wailing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bohemian Rhapsody.

Or as I call it....Bohemian fucking Rhapsody a-fucking-gain

"
scaramoooosh scaramooosh can you do the fandango!!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Agadoo ..... ahhhhhhhhhggggggg"

Yep! 'Freakin awful'

Stuck in my head now....thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seasons in the sun-terry jacks

Fuckin awful"

We had joy, we had fun

We had the scousers on the run

But the joy didn't last

Cos the b*stards ran too fast

And then we got relegated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slade.. It,s CHRISTMAAAAASS! i want to send arnold shwartznegger back in time and blow them away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sort of novelty songs like annoying frog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything by Cher or by Disney

Ugghh Believe by Cher

Makes me want to track her down and smash her face in..

A x "

I agree its vomit inducing

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

After working in a shop for three months with only 5 cds in player and 3 being the same. ...anything by Westlife

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Bohemian Rhapsody.

Or as I call it....Bohemian fucking Rhapsody a-fucking-gain

That, and the rest of their repertoire

You can also throw in anything by Meatloaf, Simply dRedful, Oasis, Beautiful South and a whole long list of others- there lies the reason I'm mainly a radio 3 & 4 listener now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/IfeyUGZt8nk

Listening to this the whole way through and you'll never get it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duffy.. I am begging you for mercy! Yea yea yea.. I begin you to release me.. Yea yea yea.. Fucking horrible!! "

Lol, I'm begging you for bird seed.

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

I am going to be honest everything by adelle. just cant stand the sad miserable words. i know she supports tottenham but still cheer up please

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

TubThumping by Chumbawamba

Bloody awful song, irritating as hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But... i have just heard the new song by garbage and it excellent

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By *eachyPairCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Anything by Cher or by Disney

Ugghh Believe by Cher

Makes me want to track her down and smash her face in..

A x "

Totally agree with this, but be careful smashing her face in, it's made mostly of plastic and could hurt ur hand!!

Really hate, I will survive, It's raining men and Dancing queen! Gotta also throw in anything by Savage Garden and the Lighthouse family! Dull as dishwater! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't anyone dare dis Father Abraham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Ketchup Song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Adele, Oasis or Kylie Minogue

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Parachutes by Coldplay is a pretty crap song. Just goes to show if your a big enough band, you can release a very shit song and people will still buy it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Dancing In The Moonlight. I really dislike that song

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By *ichpickingsMan
over a year ago

London and Essex

Je T'aime by Serge Gainsbourg & Jane Birkin. Awful does not describe it!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

We are the cheeky girls...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nice suggestions guys. I have been put in charge of some music for the office... you are compiling my playlist

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"Macarena

Absolutely hate it

MrsSB

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By *llen n SebbCouple
over a year ago

Walkinstown

Beyonce's entire back catalogue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Brown - talentless, lady beating cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dancing In The Moonlight. I really dislike that song"

This for me....i think it's that really irritating advert with Jamie Oliver in it that put me completely off that song....i didn't like it to start with...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meneh meneh do do do do do

Meneh meneh do do do do

Meneh meneh do do do do do

Do do do

Do do do do do do do do do do!

(Muppets tune!)

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By *llen n SebbCouple
over a year ago

Walkinstown

"Hello - by Lional Richie....makes my skin crawl ...and I then find myself singing it !"

Could be worse ... could be Hello by Adele.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"It's not a song as such but those bloody Just Eat adverts have have irritatingly catchy choons!

"I see you baby, chicken madras, chicken madras......"

Yea, defo, some advert tunes real annoying.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"I am going to be honest everything by adelle. just cant stand the sad miserable words. i know she supports tottenham but still cheer up please"

Adele's stuff does sound miserable etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not a song as such but those bloody Just Eat adverts have have irritatingly catchy choons!

"I see you baby, chicken madras, chicken madras......"

Yea, defo, some advert tunes real annoying. "
this, that fucking Ribena tune

zzzooobeee do zzzooobeee do zzzooobeee do zzzooobeee do zzzooobeee zzzooobeee zzzooobeee do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why gives you ear worms? "
shddup your face joe dolci

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By *llen n SebbCouple
over a year ago

Walkinstown

"Dancing In The Moonlight. I really dislike that song"

Which one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/7YeLuDgzxCM

Job done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who let the dogs out - baha beach club

Or the mavericks song that is played at every function I goto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is the most irritating Bellend if ever known trying to ban all good foods

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Meneh meneh do do do do do

Meneh meneh do do do do

Meneh meneh do do do do do

Do do do

Do do do do do do do do do do!

(Muppets tune!)"

Considering you don't like it, you seem to know ALL the words perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

National Anthem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abba oasis blur spice slags most of the music from the past 15 years oh and that prick simon cowell and all that shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That fucking crazy frog !! Drove my nuts when that was about

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

Grandma

Only a poor little sparrow

Postman pat

Shit through the eye of a needle

Birdie song

Any x factor releases

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

There are a few that make my shit itch!

But The Blobby Song and The Birdy Song have to be right up at the top!

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm blue......

I'm blue DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA D

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Tina Turner - Simply the sodding Best

Love the early stuff, but loathe than song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One Direction

Will Young

British Spears

Miley Cyrus

Little Mix

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Rhianna and Drake. Work.

Bet it took them ages to write that!

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By *llen n SebbCouple
over a year ago

Walkinstown

"National Anthem.

Which one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club

Making your Mind Up- Bucks Fizz

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By *ouple4fun3139Couple
over a year ago

telford

That 'once I was seven years old' irratates the shit out of me I fucking hate it. Hear it so much on the radio at work... if I even bump it the guy, I'm gonna punch the little shit then give him such a bad wedgey that the label will replace his tongue !

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The jcb song, utter bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barbie girl... By Aqua

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"National Anthem.

Which one ?"

I'll assume they're referring to 'lets all rim the queen' or something, you know, our national anthem that says nothing of our nations heritage or the determination of its people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gangnam style.

Come to think of it..it kinda sounds like gangbang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meneh meneh do do do do do

Meneh meneh do do do do

Meneh meneh do do do do do

Do do do

Do do do do do do do do do do!

(Muppets tune!)

Considering you don't like it, you seem to know ALL the words perfectly

I didn't say that I didn't like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by the miserable and whiny Sam Smith. Somebody buy him a bag of sweets and take him to the swings!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything by the miserable and whiny Sam Smith. Somebody buy him a bag of condoms and take him swinging!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will always love you by Whitney Houston, I hate that song x

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Undoubtedly the most annoying mainstream song in living history is Eiffel 65's Blue..... what a shite and irritating racket.

Cal

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Baker Street Gerry Rafferty. Utter pile of shite that i switch off if it ever comes on the radio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bryan Adams Everything I Do ( I Do it For You).

It was no 1 for ever it want in for ever, boy did he do it to us.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Dean Friedman lucky stars

More cheese than the cheddar gorge

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Blobby oh Mr Blobby.......

Now it's stuck in your head and you can't get it out... now you hate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will always love you by Whitney Houston, I hate that song x"

However, I will always love you by Dolly Parton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Rihanna -

... the KGB could have used her music to extract secrets from the most hardened spies. 20 minutes of umbbrrrella or wok wok wok and the poor souls would have sold out king, country, mother, grandmother.

and also Hello This is Joni

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