FabSwingers.com forum: Allternative nicer words

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

for naughty sweary ones.

a mans bits= sausage,winkle,etc

a ladys bits= lady garden,flower,,,bla bla ,bla

you get the idea

lets here your "nicer words" for naughty bits

(PLEASE NO SWEARING)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*turns on mute* muffled talking for a bit.

*mute off*

sex = kissing. remember when kids thought kissing was sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*turns on mute* muffled talking for a bit.

*mute off*

sex = kissing. remember when kids thought kissing was sex.

yes,,but no tongues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking = rumpy pumpy

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I always think 'jizz-draped nugget packer' has a nice ring to it xx or wanker in more refined circles lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guys - wotsit

girls - crevice

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Melting moments - sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickle tackle.....

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Buttercup - me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy...flower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy=heavenly hole

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

At a gig the other week, one of the chaps performing was just about to call someone a cunt and got as far as, 'you're a cu...' before changing it to, 'You're a cu... a silly sausage' which got a huge laugh for being so obvious, but also so genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock..One eyed bed snake..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pussy=heavenly hole"

too rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock..One eyed bed snake.."

too smutty,,very naughty and rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Cock..One eyed bed snake.."

Purple headed womb rat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock..One eyed bed snake..

Purple headed womb rat"

right that's it that's way way way too rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know they could all be namrd after full english breakfast items....

sausage and beans

Baps and ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fried eggs - little boobs.

Blancmanges-big boobs.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Is this the fuck thread?

Or have I dropped a bollock here?

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