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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes that's really the truth

I was nearly a gonner

MASSIVE SPIDER IN MY BEDROOM

but I'm ok

Just

It's dead , I found the courage to save us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you clean it up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spiders get the squish treatment here too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you clean it up? "

Course not love the squishy marks left on the wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"spiders get the squish treatment here too "

Either that or Would of had to burn house down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"spiders get the squish treatment here too

Either that or Would of had to burn house down "

or run out and be on the streets for the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like squishing them as they get rid of flies and I detest flies! So I catch spider in a glass and let it go outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did your whole life flash before your eyes?

If so, what was your favourite moment?

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Thought it was a Formula One crash! Spiders catch flies, its nearly summer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a spider last week in my downstairs toilet, it was big, I managed to jump on its back and it took me into the kitchen, luckily I then managed to slay it with the ironing board.... Scary shit man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm amazed i managed to get it

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Yes that's really the truth

I was nearly a gonner

MASSIVE SPIDER IN MY BEDROOM

but I'm ok

Just

It's dead , I found the courage to save us all "

Watch out for his brothers looking for revenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes that's really the truth

I was nearly a gonner

MASSIVE SPIDER IN MY BEDROOM

but I'm ok

Just

It's dead , I found the courage to save us all

Watch out for his brothers looking for revenge "

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By *llgoodfun123123Man
over a year ago

st osyth

I was out in Australia recently, hand a big huntsman the size of my hand run in my room just as I was going to sleep. Shit the life out of me, in the commotion my cousin 2 dogs scratched on there door and her husband came and saved the day, had their two dogs in with me after to protect me, didn't get much sleep that night , saw a red back/ black window and thought they looked a little bit pretty, still wouldn't want one crawling over me mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes that's really the truth

I was nearly a gonner

MASSIVE SPIDER IN MY BEDROOM

but I'm ok

Just

It's dead , I found the courage to save us all

Watch out for his brothers looking for revenge

"

they wont bother you cos you shown then who is the boss

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Well done for killing a defenseless animal who just wanted a home

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By *negentMan
over a year ago

kirkby

His spider children will crawl up your nose while u sleep and lay eggs

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Awwww the poor spider !!!

Miss Mcjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind spiders, currently have a daddy looking spider residing here, we've nicknamed him Harry. Looks like a Harry!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

they get sucked up the hoover in our house then dumped outside. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done for killing a defenseless animal who just wanted a home "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was out in Australia recently, hand a big huntsman the size of my hand run in my room just as I was going to sleep. Shit the life out of me, in the commotion my cousin 2 dogs scratched on there door and her husband came and saved the day, had their two dogs in with me after to protect me, didn't get much sleep that night , saw a red back/ black window and thought they looked a little bit pretty, still wouldn't want one crawling over me mind "

Eeeeeeekkkkkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like squishing them as they get rid of flies and I detest flies! So I catch spider in a glass and let it go outside. "

I am terrified of spiders and a lot of people say this to me, that they kill flies etc etc. I'm not frightened of flies and I have cans of fly spray, so I don't need help from those fast moving eight legged freaks.

I wish there was something invented, a spray that once sprayed into the air would stop them entering the house completely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you clean it up?

Course not love the squishy marks left on the wall "

If you leave the dead bodies, others will know not to fuck with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a spider in my living room, it lives there. It's called Fluffy.

It's a tarantula.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wld sooner hve a spider climbing all over me than a mouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor spider x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like squishing them as they get rid of flies and I detest people say this to me, that they kill flies! So I catch spider in a glass and let it go outside.

I am terrified of spiders and a lot of flies etc etc. I'm not frightened of flies and I have cans of fly spray, so I don't need help from those fast moving eight legged freaks.

I wish there was something invented, a spray that once sprayed into the air would stop them entering the house completely. "

i always collect conkers and place them on windowsills and near outside doors - does help they dont like the conker oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a spider in my living room, it lives there. It's called Fluffy.

It's a tarantula.

"

I have a friend on here that has the same name for their tarantula... I prefer to call it 'stomp'

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my neice had a pet tarantular we wouldnt go in the house just in case it escaped

hubby dont mind them so i just get him to get rid of any here

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By *nnejohnCouple
over a year ago

warrington

spiders here are pretty harmless,learn to love em.they really wont hurt you

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By *ohnyorkMan
over a year ago

york

I squish them all the time creepy lil buggers and i font like the thought of eating them when i sleep any one need a spider killing just let me know and ill come and do it put a huge one in the toilet the other day just to watch have a little swin around and im sure he smiled at me like haha this is nice until i got the bleach out haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a cordless Dyson.

I can't tell you what an invaluable asset this weapon has been in my war against these new brand of giant killer spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeek i wouldnt of been so brave. I think id of moved house

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Everything has a right to live...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Murder!!!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I commend you! So far ZERO! Spider REPELLENT has kept those mutant beasts away. It did a great job last year, just I have no idea where I got it!!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Only good thing about China, is they don't seem to attract spiders...

I tried to train the kids when they where growing up to save me from spiders, but that went massively wrong as I have to save them now....but depends how big the spider is as to the actions taken....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"spiders here are pretty harmless,learn to love em.they really wont hurt you"

Those false widows can give you a nasty nip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes that's really the truth

I was nearly a gonner

MASSIVE SPIDER IN MY BEDROOM

but I'm ok

Just

It's dead , I found the courage to save us all "

And your punishment will be the annoying buzzing of...."THE FLIES!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything has a right to live..."

Not in my house if they don't chip in towards the rent.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Everything has a right to live...

Not in my house if they don't chip in towards the rent."

It's hardly worth charging if something is only around for a day or two is it.

Stop bloody killing spiders people get a grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like squishing them as they get rid of flies and I detest flies! So I catch spider in a glass and let it go outside. "

well said, all creatures deserve a chance in life, including ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything has a right to live..."

+1

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

I place conkers around corner of still under bed not had any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my neice had a pet tarantular we wouldnt go in the house just in case it escaped

hubby dont mind them so i just get him to get rid of any here"

A friend of mine took a pic of her tarantula on the stairs (A posed picture!) and put it on FB saying "Thank goodness, been looking for this for weeks!" just to freak her friends

They don't do much, it's a bit like a pet rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like squishing them as they get rid of flies and I detest flies! So I catch spider in a glass and let it go outside.

I am terrified of spiders and a lot of people say this to me, that they kill flies etc etc. I'm not frightened of flies and I have cans of fly spray, so I don't need help from those fast moving eight legged freaks.

I wish there was something invented, a spray that once sprayed into the air would stop them entering the house completely. "

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"I don't like squishing them as they get rid of flies and I detest flies! So I catch spider in a glass and let it go outside. "

Exactly this.

Spiders are good. They kill flies and feed the birds. They are an important part of the good chain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a old woman who swallowed a spider to catch the fly . Now there's a song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything has a right to live...

Not in my house if they don't chip in towards the rent.

It's hardly worth charging if something is only around for a day or two is it.

Stop bloody killing spiders people get a grip "

Yes. Please stop killing them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everything has a right to live..."

Except spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Murder!!!"

Lol, oh what drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only good thing about China, is they don't seem to attract spiders...

I tried to train the kids when they where growing up to save me from spiders, but that went massively wrong as I have to save them now....but depends how big the spider is as to the actions taken.... "

Is that really true, about spiders in China.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

all creatures deserve a chance in life, including ourselves"

..... am not so sure Jimmy Saville did

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