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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aite, so I was minding my own business, getting sucked off by one of my sluts, whilst posting on here.

The nature of the post was a few tips about sluthunting, to help out my fellow sluthunters.

Anyway, I had so many horny slutfaces messaging me, sending me sluttyface photos, asking for my address so they could send me the panties they wore whilst frigging off over my awesome cock shots, telling me they wished more guys were as awesome as me, that I decided I should update my profile.

From time to time I shall share a little of my sluthunting knowledge, if I'm not to busy getting my balls licked by a slick, sexy, slutty slut.

Simple tips like understanding the mind of a slut, acronyms and what they stand for like BBW-BigBustedWench, DP-DickPlease!, How to make your cock shots more awesome, and what to do if you bag yourself a slut.

Happy hunting sluthunters.

TSH

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I await any advice you can give me with bated breath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me predicts this will be most replied to thread of today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be dreaming.... but it feels so real...OMG I hope don't need a piss....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be a southern thing...

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Oh bless his little cotton socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the popcorn some.one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this sounds like a winner already....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I think I love you OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any tips on how to be a better slut?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! I've been relying on advice I read in magazines at Hove Train station so I know tons about growing potatoes but there's never an article on "how to find a slut in your lunch hour"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he's gone for his afternoon nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha this is magic,your not one to blow your own trumpet are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread I've seen today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he's gone for his afternoon nap "
or to service one of his many sluts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I await any advice you can give me with bated breath! "

Well WyrdWoman, I had a quick read of your profile, and quite frankly it sucked. But not to worry you made a few newbie mistakes. Firstly, you talk about yourself as a person, remember my golden rule, sluts are objects, not people.

Maybe write more about how much you love cock, or pussy, or both at the same time. That basically you are a massive slut and you want nothing better than the whole fab community to know it.

Also you made a mistake with your pictures. There's only one and it's far from slutty. Try taking more, but of your tits, ass and muff. Also a pic of you slurping a massive black cock will do wonders, or of you licking another sluts clam.

I hope this helps slut.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha ha this is magic,your not one to blow your own trumpet are you "

no he has sluts who do that for him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG I think I love you OP!"

Obviously. You're only human.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ineed to keep an eye on this thread

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I await any advice you can give me with bated breath!

Well WyrdWoman, I had a quick read of your profile, and quite frankly it sucked. But not to worry you made a few newbie mistakes. Firstly, you talk about yourself as a person, remember my golden rule, sluts are objects, not people.

Maybe write more about how much you love cock, or pussy, or both at the same time. That basically you are a massive slut and you want nothing better than the whole fab community to know it.

Also you made a mistake with your pictures. There's only one and it's far from slutty. Try taking more, but of your tits, ass and muff. Also a pic of you slurping a massive black cock will do wonders, or of you licking another sluts clam.

I hope this helps slut.

TSH"

Yeah, the black cock BJ is in my friends only pics, so I can see how that would put men off. If they can't see my sluttiness then I won't attract them.

Thank you, oh wise one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I think I love you OP!

Obviously. You're only human.

TSH"

I've sent you a friend invite. I might even break my no meeting rule, as you're local. You sound fucking awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell me this is one of those 'tongue-in-cheek' threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell me this is one of those 'tongue-in-cheek' threads "

You mean you can't see it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg thought people had stopped using the word muff clearly not in the slut hunting world ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg thought people had stopped using the word muff clearly not in the slut hunting world .... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell me this is one of those 'tongue-in-cheek' threads "

I think he believes it isnt

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

Is there a break in the GCSE exam timetable?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have any tips on how to be a better slut?"

Does a slut get moist at the site of my awesome cock shots?

The answer is yes.

Okay ImNoAngel, I'm assuming you mean in real life, not on here.

A simple but effective tip, often overlooked is wear no panties, this drives men wild, especially if worn with no skirt.

Are you clumsy? You are now. Drop stuff often... this gives you the opportunity to bend over, showing off that slutty ass. If done with the no panty, skirt combo, it will treat any man nearby to a glimpse of your glorious fuck hole, nothing says slut like public exposure.

Hope this helps.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell me this is one of those 'tongue-in-cheek' threads "

It must be,,,,, because surely you're not allowed to publically critique anyone's profile without invitation....

Unless things must have moved on while I've been away,,,, or perhaps as first suspected.... I could be dreaming......

Anyway I can't hang around here I need a piss.....

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Does anybody else find it strange that he hasn't got any verifications to prove his "awesomeness"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP'S words....if a slut is an object....then he must be a figment of our imaginations.

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By *llgoodfun123123Man
over a year ago

st osyth

Seems he likes his own arse ,coz he couldn't be further up it. Arses are full of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you are a sweet heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you do make me giggle your tongue firmly in your cheek OP ha ha your ace ,, keep it up old boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you are a sweet heart "

Get off him, he's mine!

Ok, ok, maybe we can share.

....maybe.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"OP you are a sweet heart

Get off him, he's mine!

Ok, ok, maybe we can share.

....maybe."

I posted first he's mine "Aite"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you are a sweet heart

Get off him, he's mine!

Ok, ok, maybe we can share.

....maybe."

Ohhhhh it would probably take at least 2 of us to handle how awesome he is

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Muff

You can hear the loud wooshes flying over people's heads...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anybody else find it strange that he hasn't got any verifications to prove his "awesomeness"?"

no, oddly i don't find it strange at all...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! I've been relying on advice I read in magazines at Hove Train station so I know tons about growing potatoes but there's never an article on "how to find a slut in your lunch hour" "

Well BrightonSteve, one of my personal favourites is the play on their maternal instincts routine. Find a potential slut you'd like to ruin, then, this is the genius part, ask her what time the next trains coming as you struggle to make sense of the time tables. This will automatically trigger a maternal protective instinct, she will see you as cute and vulnerable and want to take care of you. From there she will be pretty much yours to do with, if you play it right.

Hope this helps.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Master, we ordinary men are like earthworms in your presence! We too who enjoy the windup that others cannot fathom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anybody else find it strange that he hasn't got any verifications to prove his "awesomeness"?"

Never heard the saying "a true sluthunters doesn't bang and tell"

I totally made that saying, FYI.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you are a sweet heart

Get off him, he's mine!

Ok, ok, maybe we can share.

....maybe.

Ohhhhh it would probably take at least 2 of us to handle how awesome he is "

This is why I was blessed with two hands, one for each of you sluts.

TSH

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Does anybody else find it strange that he hasn't got any verifications to prove his "awesomeness"?"

Too busy shagging sluts to accept them, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Master, we ordinary men are like earthworms in your presence! We too who enjoy the windup that others cannot fathom. "

earthworms

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts


"Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! I've been relying on advice I read in magazines at Hove Train station so I know tons about growing potatoes but there's never an article on "how to find a slut in your lunch hour"

Well BrightonSteve, one of my personal favourites is the play on their maternal instincts routine. Find a potential slut you'd like to ruin, then, this is the genius part, ask her what time the next trains coming as you struggle to make sense of the time tables. This will automatically trigger a maternal protective instinct, she will see you as cute and vulnerable and want to take care of you. From there she will be pretty much yours to do with, if you play it right.

Hope this helps.

TSH"

TSH, does this work? Even on Thameslink? Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG I think I love you OP!

Obviously. You're only human.

TSH

I've sent you a friend invite. I might even break my no meeting rule, as you're local. You sound fucking awesome. "

Sorry slutface, consider yourself hunted.

TSH

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts


"OP you are a sweet heart

Get off him, he's mine!

Ok, ok, maybe we can share.

....maybe.

Ohhhhh it would probably take at least 2 of us to handle how awesome he is "

Errrrm he did say "One at a time"... so you might have to wait your turn.

In any event I want to meet him in the pub first.

And so a legend is born.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amusing once.

You can overplay it.

But then, I'm only an amateur in comparison.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"OP you are a sweet heart

Get off him, he's mine!

Ok, ok, maybe we can share.

....maybe.

Ohhhhh it would probably take at least 2 of us to handle how awesome he is "

I will of course help if more are needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! I've been relying on advice I read in magazines at Hove Train station so I know tons about growing potatoes but there's never an article on "how to find a slut in your lunch hour"

Well BrightonSteve, one of my personal favourites is the play on their maternal instincts routine. Find a potential slut you'd like to ruin, then, this is the genius part, ask her what time the next trains coming as you struggle to make sense of the time tables. This will automatically trigger a maternal protective instinct, she will see you as cute and vulnerable and want to take care of you. From there she will be pretty much yours to do with, if you play it right.

Hope this helps.

TSH

TSH, does this work? Even on Thameslink? Seriously?

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Broski, would I lie to you?

I personally bagged me a hot slut on the way back from Watford. She worked in a bank, ironic because she begged me not to withdraw!

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amusing once.

You can overplay it.

But then, I'm only an amateur in comparison. "

It's like watching a train wreck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

omg classic op

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Stands in line to be hunted!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm guessing the op is having a wind up .

If not then I'm damn sure I wouldn't be asking for advice , he seems to have no experience at all

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Well I'm guessing the op is having a wind up .

If not then I'm damn sure I wouldn't be asking for advice , he seems to have no experience at all "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stands in line to be hunted!!!!"

Better put on your comfy shoes slut because it's a long line.

TSH

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts


"Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! I've been relying on advice I read in magazines at Hove Train station so I know tons about growing potatoes but there's never an article on "how to find a slut in your lunch hour"

Well BrightonSteve, one of my personal favourites is the play on their maternal instincts routine. Find a potential slut you'd like to ruin, then, this is the genius part, ask her what time the next trains coming as you struggle to make sense of the time tables. This will automatically trigger a maternal protective instinct, she will see you as cute and vulnerable and want to take care of you. From there she will be pretty much yours to do with, if you play it right.

Hope this helps.

TSH

TSH, does this work? Even on Thameslink? Seriously?

Broski, would I lie to you?

I personally bagged me a hot slut on the way back from Watford. She worked in a bank, ironic because she begged me not to withdraw!

TSH"

I don't think you'd lie to me, no. I mean you'd have no good reason to.

Can I ask if this bank worker (I'm loathed to call her a banker) was lovely?

It's just I've looked at the timetables just now and it's about 18 minutes on a fast Thameslink train into St Pancras. However, if I take the light rail down to Watford and change for Euston I'm looking at about 50 minutes. So this lady from the bank.... what was she like? I'm hoping gorgeous given the extra journey time*.

Yours in anticipation

* also quite apart from the extra 30 mins they depart far less frequently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! I've been relying on advice I read in magazines at Hove Train station so I know tons about growing potatoes but there's never an article on "how to find a slut in your lunch hour"

Well BrightonSteve, one of my personal favourites is the play on their maternal instincts routine. Find a potential slut you'd like to ruin, then, this is the genius part, ask her what time the next trains coming as you struggle to make sense of the time tables. This will automatically trigger a maternal protective instinct, she will see you as cute and vulnerable and want to take care of you. From there she will be pretty much yours to do with, if you play it right.

Hope this helps.

TSH

TSH, does this work? Even on Thameslink? Seriously?

Broski, would I lie to you?

I personally bagged me a hot slut on the way back from Watford. She worked in a bank, ironic because she begged me not to withdraw!

TSH

I don't think you'd lie to me, no. I mean you'd have no good reason to.

Can I ask if this bank worker (I'm loathed to call her a banker) was lovely?

It's just I've looked at the timetables just now and it's about 18 minutes on a fast Thameslink train into St Pancras. However, if I take the light rail down to Watford and change for Euston I'm looking at about 50 minutes. So this lady from the bank.... what was she like? I'm hoping gorgeous given the extra journey time*.

Yours in anticipation

* also quite apart from the extra 30 mins they depart far less frequently.

"

I only bang the best, Broski.

TSH

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts


"Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! I've been relying on advice I read in magazines at Hove Train station so I know tons about growing potatoes but there's never an article on "how to find a slut in your lunch hour"

Well BrightonSteve, one of my personal favourites is the play on their maternal instincts routine. Find a potential slut you'd like to ruin, then, this is the genius part, ask her what time the next trains coming as you struggle to make sense of the time tables. This will automatically trigger a maternal protective instinct, she will see you as cute and vulnerable and want to take care of you. From there she will be pretty much yours to do with, if you play it right.

Hope this helps.

TSH

TSH, does this work? Even on Thameslink? Seriously?

Broski, would I lie to you?

I personally bagged me a hot slut on the way back from Watford. She worked in a bank, ironic because she begged me not to withdraw!

TSH

I don't think you'd lie to me, no. I mean you'd have no good reason to.

Can I ask if this bank worker (I'm loathed to call her a banker) was lovely?

It's just I've looked at the timetables just now and it's about 18 minutes on a fast Thameslink train into St Pancras. However, if I take the light rail down to Watford and change for Euston I'm looking at about 50 minutes. So this lady from the bank.... what was she like? I'm hoping gorgeous given the extra journey time*.

Yours in anticipation

* also quite apart from the extra 30 mins they depart far less frequently.

I only bang the best, Broski.

TSH "

Well that's made it rather compelling.

Would you answer just one more question for me if I ask?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! I've been relying on advice I read in magazines at Hove Train station so I know tons about growing potatoes but there's never an article on "how to find a slut in your lunch hour"

Well BrightonSteve, one of my personal favourites is the play on their maternal instincts routine. Find a potential slut you'd like to ruin, then, this is the genius part, ask her what time the next trains coming as you struggle to make sense of the time tables. This will automatically trigger a maternal protective instinct, she will see you as cute and vulnerable and want to take care of you. From there she will be pretty much yours to do with, if you play it right.

Hope this helps.

TSH

TSH, does this work? Even on Thameslink? Seriously?

Broski, would I lie to you?

I personally bagged me a hot slut on the way back from Watford. She worked in a bank, ironic because she begged me not to withdraw!

TSH

I don't think you'd lie to me, no. I mean you'd have no good reason to.

Can I ask if this bank worker (I'm loathed to call her a banker) was lovely?

It's just I've looked at the timetables just now and it's about 18 minutes on a fast Thameslink train into St Pancras. However, if I take the light rail down to Watford and change for Euston I'm looking at about 50 minutes. So this lady from the bank.... what was she like? I'm hoping gorgeous given the extra journey time*.

Yours in anticipation

* also quite apart from the extra 30 mins they depart far less frequently.

I only bang the best, Broski.

TSH

Well that's made it rather compelling.

Would you answer just one more question for me if I ask?"

Are you going to ask how I got so awesome?

TSH

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Slutty McSlutface

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

This must surely be in the running for the 2016 thread of the year award

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I feel we know the OP already but he has a new 'amusing' profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slutty McSlutface "

Bro, you blew my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! I've been relying on advice I read in magazines at Hove Train station so I know tons about growing potatoes but there's never an article on "how to find a slut in your lunch hour"

Well BrightonSteve, one of my personal favourites is the play on their maternal instincts routine. Find a potential slut you'd like to ruin, then, this is the genius part, ask her what time the next trains coming as you struggle to make sense of the time tables. This will automatically trigger a maternal protective instinct, she will see you as cute and vulnerable and want to take care of you. From there she will be pretty much yours to do with, if you play it right.

Hope this helps.

TSH

TSH, does this work? Even on Thameslink? Seriously?

Broski, would I lie to you?

I personally bagged me a hot slut on the way back from Watford. She worked in a bank, ironic because she begged me not to withdraw!

TSH

I don't think you'd lie to me, no. I mean you'd have no good reason to.

Can I ask if this bank worker (I'm loathed to call her a banker) was lovely?

It's just I've looked at the timetables just now and it's about 18 minutes on a fast Thameslink train into St Pancras. However, if I take the light rail down to Watford and change for Euston I'm looking at about 50 minutes. So this lady from the bank.... what was she like? I'm hoping gorgeous given the extra journey time*.

Yours in anticipation

* also quite apart from the extra 30 mins they depart far less frequently.

"

You have overlooked the Watford to St Albans Abbey option.

God I'm sad knowing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do people sign up? I'm assuming there's a waiting list? Lists?!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This must surely be in the running for the 2016 thread of the year award "

Flattery will get you everywhere. I'm sure you'll be in the running for sluttier slut of 2016, I can feel it in my oversized scrotum.

You got my vote.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! I've been relying on advice I read in magazines at Hove Train station so I know tons about growing potatoes but there's never an article on "how to find a slut in your lunch hour"

Well BrightonSteve, one of my personal favourites is the play on their maternal instincts routine. Find a potential slut you'd like to ruin, then, this is the genius part, ask her what time the next trains coming as you struggle to make sense of the time tables. This will automatically trigger a maternal protective instinct, she will see you as cute and vulnerable and want to take care of you. From there she will be pretty much yours to do with, if you play it right.

Hope this helps.

TSH

TSH, does this work? Even on Thameslink? Seriously?

Broski, would I lie to you?

I personally bagged me a hot slut on the way back from Watford. She worked in a bank, ironic because she begged me not to withdraw!

TSH

I don't think you'd lie to me, no. I mean you'd have no good reason to.

Can I ask if this bank worker (I'm loathed to call her a banker) was lovely?

It's just I've looked at the timetables just now and it's about 18 minutes on a fast Thameslink train into St Pancras. However, if I take the light rail down to Watford and change for Euston I'm looking at about 50 minutes. So this lady from the bank.... what was she like? I'm hoping gorgeous given the extra journey time*.

Yours in anticipation

* also quite apart from the extra 30 mins they depart far less frequently.

You have overlooked the Watford to St Albans Abbey option.

God I'm sad knowing that "

Bro, it was the Abbeyflyer.

TSH

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Where do people sign up? I'm assuming there's a waiting list? Lists?! "

Oi get in line behind me....alas I don't think I'm.slutty enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he should have posted in the fantasies/stories section!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he called me bitchlips earlier. I've never been so turned on. And I own a turbo charged magic wand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too tired to work out if this is funny or a complete load of bollox.....

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I'm too tired to work out if this is funny or a complete load of bollox..... "
... the latter we suspect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where do people sign up? I'm assuming there's a waiting list? Lists?!

Oi get in line behind me....alas I don't think I'm.slutty enough"

Sorry slutbag, was preoccupied.

On closer inspection of your photos, I feel you are up to slutty standards, good job slut.

TSH

P.S: I didn't read the text coz it's probably all about puppies and rainbows and shit. But I'm sure you're a nice person... even nicer when you're on your knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have any tips on how to be a better slut?

Does a slut get moist at the site of my awesome cock shots?

The answer is yes.

Okay ImNoAngel, I'm assuming you mean in real life, not on here.

A simple but effective tip, often overlooked is wear no panties, this drives men wild, especially if worn with no skirt.

Are you clumsy? You are now. Drop stuff often... this gives you the opportunity to bend over, showing off that slutty ass. If done with the no panty, skirt combo, it will treat any man nearby to a glimpse of your glorious fuck hole, nothing says slut like public exposure.

Hope this helps.

TSH"

Indebted to you forever sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do sluts lick butts? Only your pic is very enticing. Or are you waiting for a cock to fill it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Master, stay away from the dark side!

Are you becoming a....trainspotter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have any tips on how to be a better slut?

Does a slut get moist at the site of my awesome cock shots?

The answer is yes.

Okay ImNoAngel, I'm assuming you mean in real life, not on here.

A simple but effective tip, often overlooked is wear no panties, this drives men wild, especially if worn with no skirt.

Are you clumsy? You are now. Drop stuff often... this gives you the opportunity to bend over, showing off that slutty ass. If done with the no panty, skirt combo, it will treat any man nearby to a glimpse of your glorious fuck hole, nothing says slut like public exposure.

Hope this helps.

TSH

Indebted to you forever sir "

I accept tit, fanny, ass and lip photos.. oh and blowjobs. Sometimes sandwiches. Need to keep my energy up for pussy pulverising!

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to ask, are you really my husband in disguise? You sound a hell of a lot like him. Maybe that's why I have this animal attraction to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do sluts lick butts? Only your pic is very enticing. Or are you waiting for a cock to fill it? "

Average sluts lick butts. Real sluts lick what they're told.

TSH

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Where do people sign up? I'm assuming there's a waiting list? Lists?!

Oi get in line behind me....alas I don't think I'm.slutty enough

Sorry slutbag, was preoccupied.

On closer inspection of your photos, I feel you are up to slutty standards, good job slut.

TSH

P.S: I didn't read the text coz it's probably all about puppies and rainbows and shit. But I'm sure you're a nice person... even nicer when you're on your knees."

Fist pump I made the slut list

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Can I ask OP if your wife or partner is one of your sluts or if she'd like to be?

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

maybe i could be one of the sluts lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Master, stay away from the dark side!

Are you becoming a....trainspotter "

Broski, so much fanny is to hunted using public transport. It's like a buffet, you walk into a carriage, you don't like what they're serving, you go to the next one.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I ask OP if your wife or partner is one of your sluts or if she'd like to be?"

A master puntang slayer like me can never be tamed. Many have tried, many have ended up teabagged.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"maybe i could be one of the sluts lol"

Well you do have some slutty outfits, but I see no ass, TSH can't make a decision without seeing the merchandise.

TSH

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Dear OP. Despite having boobs and falling over a lot I am languishing somewhere in the harlot leagues. What can I do to up my status to strumpet on the way to full sluthood?

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"maybe i could be one of the sluts lol

Well you do have some slutty outfits, but I see no ass, TSH can't make a decision without seeing the merchandise.

TSH"

oh i have an ass

an slutty outfits an even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Master, stay away from the dark side!

Are you becoming a....trainspotter

Broski, so much fanny is to hunted using public transport. It's like a buffet, you walk into a carriage, you don't like what they're serving, you go to the next one.

TSH"

Wise words, we have much to learn!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Aite, so I was minding my own business, getting sucked off by one of my sluts, whilst posting on here.

The nature of the post was a few tips about sluthunting, to help out my fellow sluthunters.

Anyway, I had so many horny slutfaces messaging me, sending me sluttyface photos, asking for my address so they could send me the panties they wore whilst frigging off over my awesome cock shots, telling me they wished more guys were as awesome as me, that I decided I should update my profile.

From time to time I shall share a little of my sluthunting knowledge, if I'm not to busy getting my balls licked by a slick, sexy, slutty slut.

Simple tips like understanding the mind of a slut, acronyms and what they stand for like BBW-BigBustedWench, DP-DickPlease!, How to make your cock shots more awesome, and what to do if you bag yourself a slut.

Happy hunting sluthunters.

TSH"

Yep, your a virgin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I might be a slut, how do I know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm far too slutty for this list. It's made up of amateurs

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Can I ask the sluthunter if there could ever be too many sluts....and are the sluts permitted to play with fellow sluts? Are you like Heff do u have "special sluts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear OP. Despite having boobs and falling over a lot I am languishing somewhere in the harlot leagues. What can I do to up my status to strumpet on the way to full sluthood?"

Lig, we all know that you have at least a modicum of trollop about you.....

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Awwwww you're adorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread delivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aite, so I was minding my own business, getting sucked off by one of my sluts, whilst posting on here.

The nature of the post was a few tips about sluthunting, to help out my fellow sluthunters.

Anyway, I had so many horny slutfaces messaging me, sending me sluttyface photos, asking for my address so they could send me the panties they wore whilst frigging off over my awesome cock shots, telling me they wished more guys were as awesome as me, that I decided I should update my profile.

From time to time I shall share a little of my sluthunting knowledge, if I'm not to busy getting my balls licked by a slick, sexy, slutty slut.

Simple tips like understanding the mind of a slut, acronyms and what they stand for like BBW-BigBustedWench, DP-DickPlease!, How to make your cock shots more awesome, and what to do if you bag yourself a slut.

Happy hunting sluthunters.

TSH"

I'd like to think I was pretty experienced a Hunter myself, no walks in the park or candle-lot dinners for me.....

Any tips to hone my skills to that of a Slut Master??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear OP. Despite having boobs and falling over a lot I am languishing somewhere in the harlot leagues. What can I do to up my status to strumpet on the way to full sluthood?"

Hi Lig. Firstly, great tits. You should show them off at every opportunity. They say breast or leg, fuck that, a real slut shows both.

I'm getting the vibe you are what we pros called a sub. This is short for submissive, it means you like to be used and abused like a real slut. The problem is cock will not just come to you, you need to pull up your stockings and go work for that cock.

Maybe start by sending your sluttiest photos to everyone in a 5 mile radius. Once you start getting replies, arrange two meets for the same time at your place. When your sluthunters arrive, act like there was a big mix up, apologise profusely and offer to make it up to them anyway possible, the rest will write itself.

TSH

P.S: Take photos with both cocks in your mouth together, this is a power slut move.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I might be a slut, how do I know? "

How many times have you masturbated over my cockshots, in the last hour?

If you're starting to get sore yet keep going, you're a slut.

Enjoy

TSH

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Dear Mr Sluthunter how do I make my wife into a real slut as I'm worried she does not qualify as she as only had 2 cocks at the same time ?

Any feedback from your learned self would be much appreciated

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Best thread ever ! TSH you can share my slut anytime brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you're a bit like Trump, saying what loads of guys would like to say (if only for a laugh) and you haven't been put back in your box!

Well done laughing my arse off at your responses!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I ask the sluthunter if there could ever be too many sluts....and are the sluts permitted to play with fellow sluts? Are you like Heff do u have "special sluts""

Good question slut.

This is what we pros call slutplay, it's an essential part of slut training as it teaches the sluts about their bodies by exploring another sluts body, because other than size and colour, all sluts are the same. But a slut who knows her body and how to flick her bean whilst gargling your balls, is a slut you want to keep.

TSH

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop


"Dear OP. Despite having boobs and falling over a lot I am languishing somewhere in the harlot leagues. What can I do to up my status to strumpet on the way to full sluthood?

Hi Lig. Firstly, great tits. You should show them off at every opportunity. They say breast or leg, fuck that, a real slut shows both.

I'm getting the vibe you are what we pros called a sub. This is short for submissive, it means you like to be used and abused like a real slut. The problem is cock will not just come to you, you need to pull up your stockings and go work for that cock.

Maybe start by sending your sluttiest photos to everyone in a 5 mile radius. Once you start getting replies, arrange two meets for the same time at your place. When your sluthunters arrive, act like there was a big mix up, apologise profusely and offer to make it up to them anyway possible, the rest will write itself.

TSH

P.S: Take photos with both cocks in your mouth together, this is a power slut move."

That isn't the definition of a sub.

Please please say this is a wind up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aite, so I was minding my own business, getting sucked off by one of my sluts, whilst posting on here.

The nature of the post was a few tips about sluthunting, to help out my fellow sluthunters.

Anyway, I had so many horny slutfaces messaging me, sending me sluttyface photos, asking for my address so they could send me the panties they wore whilst frigging off over my awesome cock shots, telling me they wished more guys were as awesome as me, that I decided I should update my profile.

From time to time I shall share a little of my sluthunting knowledge, if I'm not to busy getting my balls licked by a slick, sexy, slutty slut.

Simple tips like understanding the mind of a slut, acronyms and what they stand for like BBW-BigBustedWench, DP-DickPlease!, How to make your cock shots more awesome, and what to do if you bag yourself a slut.

Happy hunting sluthunters.

TSH

I'd like to think I was pretty experienced a Hunter myself, no walks in the park or candle-lot dinners for me.....

Any tips to hone my skills to that of a Slut Master??"

A good sluthunters gets a slut to buy him dinner. A pro sluthunters gets her to make it, naked, then fucks her with the candle from the table. Shell appreciate this because candles are romantic.

TSH

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I should reveal my alter ego .. slutlovingman

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Aite, so I was minding my own business, getting sucked off by one of my sluts, whilst posting on here.

The nature of the post was a few tips about sluthunting, to help out my fellow sluthunters.

Anyway, I had so many horny slutfaces messaging me, sending me sluttyface photos, asking for my address so they could send me the panties they wore whilst frigging off over my awesome cock shots, telling me they wished more guys were as awesome as me, that I decided I should update my profile.

From time to time I shall share a little of my sluthunting knowledge, if I'm not to busy getting my balls licked by a slick, sexy, slutty slut.

Simple tips like understanding the mind of a slut, acronyms and what they stand for like BBW-BigBustedWench, DP-DickPlease!, How to make your cock shots more awesome, and what to do if you bag yourself a slut.

Happy hunting sluthunters.

TSH

I'd like to think I was pretty experienced a Hunter myself, no walks in the park or candle-lot dinners for me.....

Any tips to hone my skills to that of a Slut Master??

A good sluthunters gets a slut to buy him dinner. A pro sluthunters gets her to make it, naked, then fucks her with the candle from the table. Shell appreciate this because candles are romantic.

TSH"
face down on the dining table

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Hhmmmm he ignored my post, I think I'm on to something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Mr Sluthunter how do I make my wife into a real slut as I'm worried she does not qualify as she as only had 2 cocks at the same time ?

Any feedback from your learned self would be much appreciated "

Deny her cock for a week, but make her watch shit like Magic Mike, 50 shades of grey, etc, every night.

Arrange for a boys night in, invite two friends round. Your slut will be gagging for cock so bad that she will take all three cocks, at once, in every hole.

Enjoy your newly slutified wife.

TSH

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

Dear Mr Slut Hunter, there's a woman at work that is most definately a slut, I know this because she never looks at me or talks to me, which is what sluts do when they don't want anyone to know they're a slut - I'm sure we have a no sluts policy. How do I get her to blow her cover and then blow me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hhmmmm he ignored my post, I think I'm on to something "

Sorry slut, I'll get to you as soon as I can, in the meantime feel free to flick yourself over my cock pics.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aite, so I was minding my own business, getting sucked off by one of my sluts, whilst posting on here.

The nature of the post was a few tips about sluthunting, to help out my fellow sluthunters.

Anyway, I had so many horny slutfaces messaging me, sending me sluttyface photos, asking for my address so they could send me the panties they wore whilst frigging off over my awesome cock shots, telling me they wished more guys were as awesome as me, that I decided I should update my profile.

From time to time I shall share a little of my sluthunting knowledge, if I'm not to busy getting my balls licked by a slick, sexy, slutty slut.

Simple tips like understanding the mind of a slut, acronyms and what they stand for like BBW-BigBustedWench, DP-DickPlease!, How to make your cock shots more awesome, and what to do if you bag yourself a slut.

Happy hunting sluthunters.

TSH

I'd like to think I was pretty experienced a Hunter myself, no walks in the park or candle-lot dinners for me.....

Any tips to hone my skills to that of a Slut Master??

A good sluthunters gets a slut to buy him dinner. A pro sluthunters gets her to make it, naked, then fucks her with the candle from the table. Shell appreciate this because candles are romantic.

TSHface down on the dining table "

You got it, Bro.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"This must surely be in the running for the 2016 thread of the year award

Flattery will get you everywhere. I'm sure you'll be in the running for sluttier slut of 2016, I can feel it in my oversized scrotum.

You got my vote.

TSH"

Wow.....thank you so much. I feel like my fab work is done.

Kinky Minx I think you're right

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hhmmmm he ignored my post, I think I'm on to something

Sorry slut, I'll get to you as soon as I can, in the meantime feel free to flick yourself over my cock pics.

TSH"

I don't look at cock pics

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Kinky Minx I think you're right "

Just need to work out who

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hhmmmm he ignored my post, I think I'm on to something

Sorry slut, I'll get to you as soon as I can, in the meantime feel free to flick yourself over my cock pics.

TSH

I don't look at cock pics "

Then you're no slut, sorry.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

In years to come people will be asking for links to this post a la Dirty Arses, One Man Shed Gangbang and Lumpy Spunk.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

If only I were slutty enough....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I were slutty enough.... "

Some are born sluts, some achieve slutiness, and some have slutiness thrust upon them. (Shakespeare)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hhmmmm he ignored my post, I think I'm on to something "

He ignored mine too, hasn't convinced me that it's not a load of all bs

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"If only I were slutty enough....

Some are born sluts, some achieve slutiness, and some have slutiness thrust upon them. (Shakespeare)"

I shall strive to achieve!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hhmmmm he ignored my post, I think I'm on to something

He ignored mine too, hasn't convinced me that it's not a load of all bs "

I'm sorry slut. TSH is overworked and underpaid.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the man with the golden gun's daft cousin?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"Dear Mr Sluthunter how do I make my wife into a real slut as I'm worried she does not qualify as she as only had 2 cocks at the same time ?

Any feedback from your learned self would be much appreciated

Deny her cock for a week, but make her watch shit like Magic Mike, 50 shades of grey, etc, every night.

Arrange for a boys night in, invite two friends round. Your slut will be gagging for cock so bad that she will take all three cocks, at once, in every hole.

Enjoy your newly slutified wife.

TSH"

Thank you so much it's people like yourself that bring hope back into so many peoples lives ,I will follow your advice and hopefully my wife will be able to stand proud and be a fully fledged slut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Mr Slut Hunter, there's a woman at work that is most definately a slut, I know this because she never looks at me or talks to me, which is what sluts do when they don't want anyone to know they're a slut - I'm sure we have a no sluts policy. How do I get her to blow her cover and then blow me?"

Good find Bro.

This is easy, get some fellow Bros to help you out by calling you 'boss' whenever said slut is around. This suggestion will inbed itself deep in her subconscious.

Before you know it she will be calling you 'boss' too. This is the tricky part. You have to find fault with her work and have ago at her in front of co workers, this will end with her in tears. From there you take her somewhere quiet and tell her if only there was something she could do to make you not fire her, the rest will write itself.

Also this is a great move because you'll get an awesome gobble, and her mascara will be smudged, so you can pretend it's from where she gagged on your cock.

Pros like myself don't need to pretend, though, FYI.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awesome thread! Very informative, I will make some notes that will surely help me in my quest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't wish to be considered on the slut list just yet, far too inexperienced but this thread has made me giggle, thanks guys u have brightened up a pretty dull evening!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangely I find myself wanting to be on this list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you are a sweet heart

Get off him, he's mine!

Ok, ok, maybe we can share.

....maybe.

Ohhhhh it would probably take at least 2 of us to handle how awesome he is

Errrrm he did say "One at a time"... so you might have to wait your turn.

In any event I want to meet him in the pub first.

And so a legend is born."

Hello I'm happy to wait for such awesomeness. Would you entertain me whilst I wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dash that's me kicking my Mr spiffing nice guy self in the bottom .

Time to be Mr Confident Taff

No more Mr nice chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dash that's me kicking my Mr spiffing nice guy self in the bottom .

Time to be Mr Confident Taff

No more Mr nice chap "

Nooooooooo I'm totally going for Mr Nice Guy Taff. Take me to your rose garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dash that's me kicking my Mr spiffing nice guy self in the bottom .

Time to be Mr Confident Taff

No more Mr nice chap

Nooooooooo I'm totally going for Mr Nice Guy Taff. Take me to your rose garden "

Good play Bro, she is clearly gagging for your cock.

Careful though, she's a pro slut, if not handled correctly she will destroy you.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

With competition this fierce I am so depressed now. Talk about getting sand kicked in your face. I thought I was top trainspotter on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With competition this fierce I am so depressed now. Talk about getting sand kicked in your face. I thought I was top trainspotter on fab "

Your time will come... come like a slut when she sees my awesome cock shots!

Btw, remind me to take cock shots, next to a train, that'll get the sluts dripping.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy is a genius. He's managed to turn Fab into the equivalent of Viz top tips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dash that's me kicking my Mr spiffing nice guy self in the bottom .

Time to be Mr Confident Taff

No more Mr nice chap

Nooooooooo I'm totally going for Mr Nice Guy Taff. Take me to your rose garden

Good play Bro, she is clearly gagging for your cock.

Careful though, she's a pro slut, if not handled correctly she will destroy you. "

Well I'm putty in Taffs hands and he knows I adore him.

Taff I'm yours as you please I promise I won't try to destroy you.

Knitter kisses

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Fuck her with the candle it's romantic fucking great move

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck her with the candle it's romantic fucking great move "

Thanks Bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer slags to sluts. More earthy. Any tips brethren?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the man with the golden gun's daft cousin? "

I wondered that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But do you have anytips for us none sluts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dash that's me kicking my Mr spiffing nice guy self in the bottom .

Time to be Mr Confident Taff

No more Mr nice chap

Nooooooooo I'm totally going for Mr Nice Guy Taff. Take me to your rose garden

Good play Bro, she is clearly gagging for your cock.

Careful though, she's a pro slut, if not handled correctly she will destroy you.

Well I'm putty in Taffs hands and he knows I adore him.

Taff I'm yours as you please I promise I won't try to destroy you.

Knitter kisses "

Aw ok I am jolly plop at being Taffy Rotten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need some guidance from the master.

I've often thought of becoming a slut but I just don't seem to know how?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

What if I want to find a man slut oh wise one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm. Your. Tits.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

So that's what DP means....silly me, thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought I was awesome.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"I think I need some guidance from the master.

I've often thought of becoming a slut but I just don't seem to know how? "

I'll lend you my notes from slut school if you like x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer slags to sluts. More earthy. Any tips brethren? "

Of course Bro.

Firstly when I look at your name, it doesn't inspire sluthunterness. It's like a badly spelt Shikira. You need a name that sluts will get moist at seeing, one that lets a slut know you are the shit.

Pussystretcher, slutbanger, nutsforsluts. Etc.

Secondly I notice your profile pic is of your face... newbie mistake, sluts are here for cock and only cock.

I suggest a close up of your cock, smeared in baby oil, shaven to perfection, sluts dig this.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But do you have anytips for us none sluts?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But do you have anytips for us none sluts?"

Ha! You think you can get one by TSH.

It's quite clear from your photos that you are indeed, a massive slutbucket.

Good work

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I think I love you OP!

Obviously. You're only human.

TSH

I've sent you a friend invite. I might even break my no meeting rule, as you're local. You sound fucking awesome. "

Can we share him CHW?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I need some guidance from the master.

I've often thought of becoming a slut but I just don't seem to know how?

I'll lend you my notes from slut school if you like x"

Ooo. That would be very kind of you. Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG I think I love you OP!

Obviously. You're only human.

TSH

I've sent you a friend invite. I might even break my no meeting rule, as you're local. You sound fucking awesome.

Can we share him CHW? "

Of course you can, there's plenty TSH for all you sluts.

BTW, very slutty photos. The one where you can see your lips but no face is pro slutwork. Newbie sluts often overlook the importance of slut shots like this. Lips are important because it helps us gauge how much of a cocksucking slut you are. Without the face is great, coz real sluthunters are not there for your face.

Good work

TSH

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"I think I need some guidance from the master.

I've often thought of becoming a slut but I just don't seem to know how?

I'll lend you my notes from slut school if you like x

Ooo. That would be very kind of you. Thanks xx "

You're welcome come sit with me at the back of the classroom it's where all the naughtiness goes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have laughed so much reading this, although I am now beginning to feel like I need to be much sluttier bit I'm too shy. Any tips to help me release more of my inner slut?

A x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I need some guidance from the master.

I've often thought of becoming a slut but I just don't seem to know how?

I'll lend you my notes from slut school if you like x

Ooo. That would be very kind of you. Thanks xx

You're welcome come sit with me at the back of the classroom it's where all the naughtiness goes on "

Great use of slutplay. Sluthunters love nothing more than the prospect of two or more sluts going at each other with wild abandon.

Remember to take photos of your slutfest. I recommend face down, buried in a slutbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I think I love you OP!

Obviously. You're only human.

TSH

I've sent you a friend invite. I might even break my no meeting rule, as you're local. You sound fucking awesome.

Can we share him CHW? "

Hey hey ladies there is a queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I think I love you OP!

Obviously. You're only human.

TSH

I've sent you a friend invite. I might even break my no meeting rule, as you're local. You sound fucking awesome.

Can we share him CHW?

Hey hey ladies there is a queue "

Sorry Knitter, both you and CHW are welcome to join me and the TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I think I love you OP!

Obviously. You're only human.

TSH

I've sent you a friend invite. I might even break my no meeting rule, as you're local. You sound fucking awesome.

Can we share him CHW?

Of course you can, there's plenty TSH for all you sluts.

BTW, very slutty photos. The one where you can see your lips but no face is pro slutwork. Newbie sluts often overlook the importance of slut shots like this. Lips are important because it helps us gauge how much of a cocksucking slut you are. Without the face is great, coz real sluthunters are not there for your face.

Good work

TSH "

Obviously, being a huge slut, I've had plenty of practice and I'm aware of the importance of a good lip shot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great news sluts, TSH has some spare time this morning and is willing to share it with one of you lucky sluts.

This will give you a chance to show off how slutty you really are and will move you up the list.

All you need to do is let the sluthunter bring you off on the phone.

Getting started without TSH is extra slutty, so is calling my name as you come.

Warning though, this is only for the sluttiest of pro slutfaces.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But do you have anytips for us none sluts?

Ha! You think you can get one by TSH.

It's quite clear from your photos that you are indeed, a massive slutbucket.

Good work

TSH "

Our definitions of slut are cleatly different i would say mildy kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TSH.

You are my new hero

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"TSH.

You are my new hero

"

Thanks bro.

Pro tip, get more cock pics for these cock hungry sluts, and send as many as you can at every opportunity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I think I love you OP!

Obviously. You're only human.

TSH

I've sent you a friend invite. I might even break my no meeting rule, as you're local. You sound fucking awesome.

Can we share him CHW?

Hey hey ladies there is a queue

Sorry Knitter, both you and CHW are welcome to join me and the TSH "

Is there enough of him to go around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I think I love you OP!

Obviously. You're only human.

TSH

I've sent you a friend invite. I might even break my no meeting rule, as you're local. You sound fucking awesome.

Can we share him CHW?

Hey hey ladies there is a queue

Sorry Knitter, both you and CHW are welcome to join me and the TSH

Is there enough of him to go around?"

We could try Angel. Would you like to join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I think I love you OP!

Obviously. You're only human.

TSH

I've sent you a friend invite. I might even break my no meeting rule, as you're local. You sound fucking awesome.

Can we share him CHW?

Hey hey ladies there is a queue

Sorry Knitter, both you and CHW are welcome to join me and the TSH

Is there enough of him to go around?"

Apparently so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG I think I love you OP!

Obviously. You're only human.

TSH

I've sent you a friend invite. I might even break my no meeting rule, as you're local. You sound fucking awesome.

Can we share him CHW?

Hey hey ladies there is a queue

Sorry Knitter, both you and CHW are welcome to join me and the TSH

Is there enough of him to go around?"

Of course, that's why I was blessed with two testicles and a bell end, so I can give three slutty sluts something to fill their slutty mouths at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs l is looking to up her slutness 60 percent any tips for us? Only 60 percent though no more no less

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mrs l is looking to up her slutness 60 percent any tips for us? Only 60 percent though no more no less"

I would start by removing 'is not a piece of meat' from profile. Change it for something like 'is slutty prime rib'.

TSH

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Great news sluts, TSH has some spare time this morning and is willing to share it with one of you lucky sluts.

This will give you a chance to show off how slutty you really are and will move you up the list.

All you need to do is let the sluthunter bring you off on the phone.

Getting started without TSH is extra slutty, so is calling my name as you come.

Warning though, this is only for the sluttiest of pro slutfaces.

TSH "

Me, me, me please Sluthunter..... Actually on second thoughts I'm way too unslutified for you. I think I'll do my nails

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aite, so I was minding my own business, getting sucked off by one of my sluts, whilst posting on here.

The nature of the post was a few tips about sluthunting, to help out my fellow sluthunters.

Anyway, I had so many horny slutfaces messaging me, sending me sluttyface photos, asking for my address so they could send me the panties they wore whilst frigging off over my awesome cock shots, telling me they wished more guys were as awesome as me, that I decided I should update my profile.

From time to time I shall share a little of my sluthunting knowledge, if I'm not to busy getting my balls licked by a slick, sexy, slutty slut.

Simple tips like understanding the mind of a slut, acronyms and what they stand for like BBW-BigBustedWench, DP-DickPlease!, How to make your cock shots more awesome, and what to do if you bag yourself a slut.

Happy hunting sluthunters.

TSH"

And its is said that romance is dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A legend in his own thread.

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