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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't try and walk and txt whilst in a field that has had cows in it

And shorts and sandals don't mix well with nettles either

What other things should you know better than doing, but end up doing anyway ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't text whilst standing having a piss

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Dont have a piss while walking through a field of nettles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't go barefoot anywhere near nettles!! learnt that the hard way.

i'm sensing a theme to this topic.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don't go in a cow field in just sandals. The ground might be wetter that you thought....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

But can I piss near a bull?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But can I piss near a bull? "

Whatever tickles your fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never walk past a nettle, don't even look at a nettle. Swear they sense you're about to go past and grow just so they can inflect hellish pain as you brush past.

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

So you have a type of ninja nettle in south wales

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never walk past a nettle, don't even look at a nettle. Swear they sense you're about to go past and grow just so they can inflect hellish pain as you brush past."

Damn triffids

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've tripped up texting so I wouldn't worry about it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"But can I piss near a bull?

Whatever tickles your fancy "

...any bulls here want me to piss on them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't try and walk and txt whilst in a field that has had cows in it"
Didn't the cows just leave you alone? Or did you walk straight in to one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your ok with cows unless you have your pooch . Or they have calves with them.

If they start following you let the pooch off its the dog they will chase and I promise you your dog can run faster than a cow , but you cant!

Lol , country boy here and been chased a few times .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they start following you let the pooch off its the dog they will chase and I promise you your dog can run faster than a cow , but you cant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread of the day!

"Calmly wave hiking poles towards cows resting on a trail and speak in a normal voice to encourage them to move out of your way. Keep calm and act as if you are not a threat."

"If you detect an aggressive cow or a threatening group of cows, keep moving calmly and do not make direct eye contact. Keep your body facing the cow; do not turn your back to the animal or run."

"If an aggressive cow does charge you, use your trekking poles as a weapon, and hit the animal directly on the nose to deter it. Be quick and precise with your hit."

Now, where did I hide my Trekking Pole...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't try and walk and txt whilst in a field that has had cows in itDidn't the cows just leave you alone? Or did you walk straight in to one?"

The cows were no longer there, only their deposits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't try and walk and txt whilst in a field that has had cows in itDidn't the cows just leave you alone? Or did you walk straight in to one?

The cows were no longer there, only their deposits "
Ah, don't worry that nothing exciting happened, Walkingtaff and I invented a more adventurous outcome of your day...

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Don't try pissing on an electric fence either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leave phone at home whilst going for a walk in the countryside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't try and walk and txt whilst in a field that has had cows in itDidn't the cows just leave you alone? Or did you walk straight in to one?

The cows were no longer there, only their deposits Ah, don't worry that nothing exciting happened, Walkingtaff and I invented a more adventurous outcome of your day..."

Ha ha oh dear not the dramatic adventure we had I mind lol just clean those walking boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh just re read the sandals bit hope you weren't wearing socks too

Bath time for you bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fry sausages when naked

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

We have a stick by the back door.

On every walk we take, every single one, whenever we come across nettles, brambles, dodgy-looking cows, water of questionable depth, I remember that stick.

Maybe one day I'll remember to actually take it with us...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh just re read the sandals bit hope you weren't wearing socks too

Bath time for you bud "

And the dog too

Definitely no socks .... I got that sinking feeling, and a warm one too between the toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh just re read the sandals bit hope you weren't wearing socks too

Bath time for you bud

And the dog too

Definitely no socks .... I got that sinking feeling, and a warm one too between the toes "

Squelchy

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