FabSwingers.com forum: Could my parents be... dum dum dum... swingers?!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They always go on narrowboating holidays, but this time they're going away on a narrowboat with another couple, two single women and two single men... apparently it's a "musician trip" where they stop off at certain pubs on certain nights for open mike nights. But, personally to a suspiscious ear, it doesn't sound quite so innocent!

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By *i Lady Next DoorWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"They always go on narrowboating holidays, but this time they're going away on a narrowboat with another couple, two single women and two single men... apparently it's a "musician trip" where they stop off at certain pubs on certain nights for open mike nights. But, personally to a suspiscious ear, it doesn't sound quite so innocent!

Maybe if you wasent on here it may come across more innocent if you didn't know about the swinging world

But

On the other hand you never know it could be in the genes

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By *i Lady Next DoorWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Love your profile pic ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's on the Norfolk broads they definitely at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to their house and click 'near me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they wanted to go on a music tour all their lives but couldn't because of ungrateful kids who start reading filth into everything they do grrrrrr

I'm only joking, I'm sure your not ungrateful really

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Depends if it's a flute and trombone they play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if it's a flute and trombone they play

Or the pink oboe

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Have they packed the pampass grass and the cream leather sofa?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have they packed the pampass grass and the cream leather sofa?

They have neither

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also, I think they both must be a little... sexually creative... as they raised such a little pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op I have a child your age so it's definitely possible ...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You didn't get an invite then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op I have a child your age so it's definitely possible ...

Just going to say same...how many swingers on here with grown up kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You didn't get an invite then?

Ha! No, they're leaving me to cat & housesit! I do plan on getting up to mischeif while they're away though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's either going to be a av very bog or very cos narrowboat!

OP did they pack any instruments? Or even play any!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Does your mother wear an anklet?! Lol

I actually have a strong suspicion my father maybe on here (with or without my mum) after he told me a story a while ago about something that was all over my profile

TOO COINCIDENTAL!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's either going to be a av very bog or very cos narrowboat!

OP did they pack any instruments? Or even play any!"

My step dad plays guitar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op I have a child your age so it's definitely possible ...

Oh, if they were swingers I'd just think good for them

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Have they packed the pampass grass and the cream leather sofa?

They have neither

Definitely experienced swingers then.

Only experienced swingers knew to get rid of their pampas grass and cream leather sofas once it became well-known.

Have they also got rid of the bowl by the front door for the car-keys?

Mr ddc

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

The problem with swinging is some peeps start assuming/being suspect every other person around them could be swingers

Terrible habit, learn to switch off. Not everyone is on fab or swinging

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By *ike00465Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Also, I think they both must be a little... sexually creative... as they raised such a little pervert

Yes I agree with that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this site had been around in my dads day he would have been the most prolific shagger on here, and considering that two of his offspring are on here, I'd say the apple never falls far from the tree

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