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Letter to condom manufacturers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear sir/madam

Allow me to complain about your packaging for your products. I mean really? ? Why do you package these things in something so hard to get into??

You finally manage to talk someone into bed with you, the mood is set music wine deep kisses. You get her clothes off your clothes are off. Then you reach for the condoms. At first you try to get your fingers through the plastic. No luck. Then you use your teeth. No luck. Then she says lemme try she's got long nails. Guess what no fuckin luck. All the while your raging bull of a hard on is slowly withering away.

Alas you get a knife or your bunch of keys to get in hopi g you don't puncture the actual condom.

Finally you can gain access. Now comes the challenge of getting your cock hard again, checking she's still in the mood or even owtse trying to fit this condom over your cock.

So please sort the packaging out .

Sincerely yours.

Unhappy Customer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a popomatic dispenser.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Get it on dragons den you will make some money lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Customer

We are sorry to learn that you are struggling to use what is a very simple product to use.

We would suggest that a little pre planning would aid and assist your amorous liaisons. Perhaps you open the product sometime before your loins are stirred and secret it out of sight of the person that is to be the subject of those intentions.

Once you are in a position to, as we say, do the business the product can be retrieved from the location and placed over the chappie ready for the action to commence. If you are a "repeater" then maybe unwrap a few products at once and secret them in local but easily reachable locations.

Any further enquiries on the use of the product can be directed to our premium line customer care centre where sexy Salina can take you through the process again?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Pre nick the sides of the packing before you need them ..

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Or grip at the serated edge and tear.... ffs, it aint rocket science mun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or grip at the serated edge and tear.... ffs, it aint rocket science mun! "

Sorry no blood left in my brain I couldn't have thought about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I plan ahead and put mine on before I go out - saves on time later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I plan ahead and put mine on before I go out - saves on time later. "

Now that sounds like a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was assuming this would be a French letter....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone invented a spray on condom yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was assuming this would be a French letter...."

Dammit man that's what I was gonna say. Good job I checked nobody got there before me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

open the box well before sex, leave them in a handy place. sorted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or make package easy to open lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can just imagine it now. Sorry I only play bare as I can't open the fucking packaging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can just imagine it now. Sorry I only play bare as I can't open the fucking packaging. "

Can you imagine someone actually trying that line lol

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