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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I noticed a lot of guys posting that they are struggling to get women. Well luckily I'm in a giving mood so I shall share my top tips.

First, get your mind right. You are a predator, the king of the jungle. You do not fall into the category of man, you are unique.

Don't think of these women as people, treat them as the objects they are.

Who needs manners right? Remember you are doing them the favour.

Fuck reading their profiles right, if you've read one you've read them all. What they all want, is you, right now!

Don't waste time making small talk, just tell them how good you are and how you're going to fuck them real good, they never get messages like this.

Always send a cock picture, they love seeing cock, attach as many as you can per message. That's what they're here for. Cock, mainly your cock. Don't even bother with your face, that's for newbies.

Always message them over and over, if they read your message and didn't reply. Clearly they where distracted by your awesome cock pics, so message again, with more cock!

Always have the last word. If she tells you you're not her type, tell her youd not fuck her anyway.

Never admit to being married, you live with your sister, you cant accommodate because your house burnt down, you're living in your car. If, and I mean only if you do get accused of being married, blame the wife. She's fine with you being here, or, if she stopped being a nagging old cow you'd not be here.

When dealing with BBWs always end the message with fatty or chubby.

If a woman says not seeking men, ignore it, she's seeking you, remember you are unique.

If she says she wants BBC, tell her you'll fuck her til your cock is black and blue.

Right. Can't give all my secrets away. Hope this helps my fellow broskis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I noticed a lot of guys posting that they are struggling to get women. Well luckily I'm in a giving mood so I shall share my top tips.

First, get your mind right. You are a predator, the king of the jungle. You do not fall into the category of man, you are unique.

Don't think of these women as people, treat them as the objects they are.

Who needs manners right? Remember you are doing them the favour.

Fuck reading their profiles right, if you've read one you've read them all. What they all want, is you, right now!

Don't waste time making small talk, just tell them how good you are and how you're going to fuck them real good, they never get messages like this.

Always send a cock picture, they love seeing cock, attach as many as you can per message. That's what they're here for. Cock, mainly your cock. Don't even bother with your face, that's for newbies.

Always message them over and over, if they read your message and didn't reply. Clearly they where distracted by your awesome cock pics, so message again, with more cock!

Always have the last word. If she tells you you're not her type, tell her youd not fuck her anyway.

Never admit to being married, you live with your sister, you cant accommodate because your house burnt down, you're living in your car. If, and I mean only if you do get accused of being married, blame the wife. She's fine with you being here, or, if she stopped being a nagging old cow you'd not be here.

When dealing with BBWs always end the message with fatty or chubby.

If a woman says not seeking men, ignore it, she's seeking you, remember you are unique.

If she says she wants BBC, tell her you'll fuck her til your cock is black and blue.

Right. Can't give all my secrets away. Hope this helps my fellow broskis.

"

your a brave man

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Roll a double 6 to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I noticed a lot of guys posting that they are struggling to get women. Well luckily I'm in a giving mood so I shall share my top tips.

First, get your mind right. You are a predator, the king of the jungle. You do not fall into the category of man, you are unique.

Don't think of these women as people, treat them as the objects they are.

Who needs manners right? Remember you are doing them the favour.

Fuck reading their profiles right, if you've read one you've read them all. What they all want, is you, right now!

Don't waste time making small talk, just tell them how good you are and how you're going to fuck them real good, they never get messages like this.

Always send a cock picture, they love seeing cock, attach as many as you can per message. That's what they're here for. Cock, mainly your cock. Don't even bother with your face, that's for newbies.

Always message them over and over, if they read your message and didn't reply. Clearly they where distracted by your awesome cock pics, so message again, with more cock!

Always have the last word. If she tells you you're not her type, tell her youd not fuck her anyway.

Never admit to being married, you live with your sister, you cant accommodate because your house burnt down, you're living in your car. If, and I mean only if you do get accused of being married, blame the wife. She's fine with you being here, or, if she stopped being a nagging old cow you'd not be here.

When dealing with BBWs always end the message with fatty or chubby.

If a woman says not seeking men, ignore it, she's seeking you, remember you are unique.

If she says she wants BBC, tell her you'll fuck her til your cock is black and blue.

Right. Can't give all my secrets away. Hope this helps my fellow broskis.

"

winner, winner, chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I noticed a lot of guys posting that they are struggling to get women. Well luckily I'm in a giving mood so I shall share my top tips.

First, get your mind right. You are a predator, the king of the jungle. You do not fall into the category of man, you are unique.

Don't think of these women as people, treat them as the objects they are.

Who needs manners right? Remember you are doing them the favour.

Fuck reading their profiles right, if you've read one you've read them all. What they all want, is you, right now!

Don't waste time making small talk, just tell them how good you are and how you're going to fuck them real good, they never get messages like this.

Always send a cock picture, they love seeing cock, attach as many as you can per message. That's what they're here for. Cock, mainly your cock. Don't even bother with your face, that's for newbies.

Always message them over and over, if they read your message and didn't reply. Clearly they where distracted by your awesome cock pics, so message again, with more cock!

Always have the last word. If she tells you you're not her type, tell her youd not fuck her anyway.

Never admit to being married, you live with your sister, you cant accommodate because your house burnt down, you're living in your car. If, and I mean only if you do get accused of being married, blame the wife. She's fine with you being here, or, if she stopped being a nagging old cow you'd not be here.

When dealing with BBWs always end the message with fatty or chubby.

If a woman says not seeking men, ignore it, she's seeking you, remember you are unique.

If she says she wants BBC, tell her you'll fuck her til your cock is black and blue.

Right. Can't give all my secrets away. Hope this helps my fellow broskis.

"

If only more men would follow this advice

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

When they're playing hard to get, such as after blocking you, you're much closer to getting to shag them silly.

Implement what others may call stalking. Women and couples are always more impressed that you've shown your worth and endurance.

On the odd chance that the pussies aren't being licked for hours, fuck any odd random bloke. His profile says straight, so you're not bi and you need to keep up your practice.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When they're playing hard to get, such as after blocking you, you're much closer to getting to shag them silly.

Implement what others may call stalking. Women and couples are always more impressed that you've shown your worth and endurance.

On the odd chance that the pussies aren't being licked for hours, fuck any odd random bloke. His profile says straight, so you're not bi and you need to keep up your practice."

I see you've played this game before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's bollocks that, I've tried all them and not one has worked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks mate. I'll try this out. Will let you know how I get on.

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over a year ago

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

And the sky remote what should i do with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are mere men in the company of a god....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's bollocks that, I've tried all them and not one has worked.

"

Pro tip, just for you. Whenever you'd say something like woman, you, she, replace it with slut, whore, bitch. They love to be degraded, especially sub chicks, I'll probably have 100 in boxes just from this alone.

So be like, hey slut, I noticed you have nice tits, id love to bend you over and treat you like a bitch. Check out my cock pic, it's bigger than my sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are my guru. I shall follow your wise words of wisdom to the letter and find success.

Thank you master

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget the sky remote what about the links can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are my guru. I shall follow your wise words of wisdom to the letter and find success.

Thank you master"

No probs bro.

If you decide to try it on with a couple, don't even acknowledge the husband. Shell probably want to cheat on him with you once she sees your cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's bollocks that, I've tried all them and not one has worked.

Pro tip, just for you. Whenever you'd say something like woman, you, she, replace it with slut, whore, bitch. They love to be degraded, especially sub chicks, I'll probably have 100 in boxes just from this alone.

So be like, hey slut, I noticed you have nice tits, id love to bend you over and treat you like a bitch. Check out my cock pic, it's bigger than my sky remote.

"

Can you see my inbox?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's bollocks that, I've tried all them and not one has worked.

Pro tip, just for you. Whenever you'd say something like woman, you, she, replace it with slut, whore, bitch. They love to be degraded, especially sub chicks, I'll probably have 100 in boxes just from this alone.

So be like, hey slut, I noticed you have nice tits, id love to bend you over and treat you like a bitch. Check out my cock pic, it's bigger than my sky remote.

Can you see my inbox?

"

See guys, she's gagging for me. Noticed how she used in and box in the same sentence? Woman code for, put it in MY box.

Brb, need to take new cock pics.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Its simple to win at fab just dont be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so generous a fella to share the inner fab know how

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a condom on you've pulled !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a condom on you've pulled !

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Wrong, never ever EVER tick the safe sex box, women want to feel every inch of you. The risk of STDs and pregnancy makes them so moist, it's what we in elite circles call risque.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's bollocks that, I've tried all them and not one has worked.

Pro tip, just for you. Whenever you'd say something like woman, you, she, replace it with slut, whore, bitch. They love to be degraded, especially sub chicks, I'll probably have 100 in boxes just from this alone.

So be like, hey slut, I noticed you have nice tits, id love to bend you over and treat you like a bitch. Check out my cock pic, it's bigger than my sky remote.

Can you see my inbox?

See guys, she's gagging for me. Noticed how she used in and box in the same sentence? Woman code for, put it in MY box.

Brb, need to take new cock pics.

"

I hope they're being taken next to a Lynx can and a Sky remote

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've had to fight off all the bitches just to message on here....

Lust will crash this thread....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's bollocks that, I've tried all them and not one has worked.

Pro tip, just for you. Whenever you'd say something like woman, you, she, replace it with slut, whore, bitch. They love to be degraded, especially sub chicks, I'll probably have 100 in boxes just from this alone.

So be like, hey slut, I noticed you have nice tits, id love to bend you over and treat you like a bitch. Check out my cock pic, it's bigger than my sky remote.

Can you see my inbox?

See guys, she's gagging for me. Noticed how she used in and box in the same sentence? Woman code for, put it in MY box.

Brb, need to take new cock pics.

I hope they're being taken next to a Lynx can and a Sky remote

"

They'll be taken next to your face. No no. They'll be taken with your face on my cock, you like that don't you, slutty slut face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its simple to win at fab just have a cunt."

I've fixed it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a condom on you've pulled !

Wrong, never ever EVER tick the safe sex box, women want to feel every inch of you. The risk of STDs and pregnancy makes them so moist, it's what we in elite circles call risque."

Who said you would use it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a condom on you've pulled !

Wrong, never ever EVER tick the safe sex box, women want to feel every inch of you. The risk of STDs and pregnancy makes them so moist, it's what we in elite circles call risque.

Who said you would use it

"

Now you're talking my language, whore biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's bollocks that, I've tried all them and not one has worked.

Pro tip, just for you. Whenever you'd say something like woman, you, she, replace it with slut, whore, bitch. They love to be degraded, especially sub chicks, I'll probably have 100 in boxes just from this alone.

So be like, hey slut, I noticed you have nice tits, id love to bend you over and treat you like a bitch. Check out my cock pic, it's bigger than my sky remote.

Can you see my inbox?

See guys, she's gagging for me. Noticed how she used in and box in the same sentence? Woman code for, put it in MY box.

Brb, need to take new cock pics.

I hope they're being taken next to a Lynx can and a Sky remote

They'll be taken next to your face. No no. They'll be taken with your face on my cock, you like that don't you, slutty slut face.

"

I've never been more turned on in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else extremely turned on by the OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's bollocks that, I've tried all them and not one has worked.

Pro tip, just for you. Whenever you'd say something like woman, you, she, replace it with slut, whore, bitch. They love to be degraded, especially sub chicks, I'll probably have 100 in boxes just from this alone.

So be like, hey slut, I noticed you have nice tits, id love to bend you over and treat you like a bitch. Check out my cock pic, it's bigger than my sky remote.

Can you see my inbox?

See guys, she's gagging for me. Noticed how she used in and box in the same sentence? Woman code for, put it in MY box.

Brb, need to take new cock pics.

I hope they're being taken next to a Lynx can and a Sky remote

They'll be taken next to your face. No no. They'll be taken with your face on my cock, you like that don't you, slutty slut face.

I've never been more turned on in my life

"

Not just me then,I'm dripping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Platinum membership mean nothing anymore? You should pay for this kind of insight.

Hope there's a ban on the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I noticed a lot of guys posting that they are struggling to get women. Well luckily I'm in a giving mood so I shall share my top tips.

First, get your mind right. You are a predator, the king of the jungle. You do not fall into the category of man, you are unique.

Don't think of these women as people, treat them as the objects they are.

Who needs manners right? Remember you are doing them the favour.

Fuck reading their profiles right, if you've read one you've read them all. What they all want, is you, right now!

Don't waste time making small talk, just tell them how good you are and how you're going to fuck them real good, they never get messages like this.

Always send a cock picture, they love seeing cock, attach as many as you can per message. That's what they're here for. Cock, mainly your cock. Don't even bother with your face, that's for newbies.

Always message them over and over, if they read your message and didn't reply. Clearly they where distracted by your awesome cock pics, so message again, with more cock!

Always have the last word. If she tells you you're not her type, tell her youd not fuck her anyway.

Never admit to being married, you live with your sister, you cant accommodate because your house burnt down, you're living in your car. If, and I mean only if you do get accused of being married, blame the wife. She's fine with you being here, or, if she stopped being a nagging old cow you'd not be here.

When dealing with BBWs always end the message with fatty or chubby.

If a woman says not seeking men, ignore it, she's seeking you, remember you are unique.

If she says she wants BBC, tell her you'll fuck her til your cock is black and blue.

Right. Can't give all my secrets away. Hope this helps my fellow broskis.

"

Word for word sage advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pha

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all else fails shave your legs and buy a frock....

Worked for me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does Platinum membership mean nothing anymore? You should pay for this kind of insight.

Hope there's a ban on the way."

You can't ban awesomeness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew all that already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she says she wants BBC, tell her you'll fuck her til your cock is black and blue."
Hillarious!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"That's bollocks that, I've tried all them and not one has worked.

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That's really odd because it works for me every time. Could have written the OP myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Platinum membership mean nothing anymore? You should pay for this kind of insight.

Hope there's a ban on the way.

You can't ban awesomeness!"
looks like your needing another spanking young man lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does Platinum membership mean nothing anymore? You should pay for this kind of insight.

Hope there's a ban on the way.

You can't ban awesomeness!looks like your needing another spanking young man lmao

"

Ah shit... Hey lovely lady who i respect in every possible way and would never say a bad thing about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Platinum membership mean nothing anymore? You should pay for this kind of insight.

Hope there's a ban on the way.

You can't ban awesomeness!looks like your needing another spanking young man lmao

Ah shit... Hey lovely lady who i respect in every possible way and would never say a bad thing about..."
good boy now go play with your sluts and make sure sure you leave a mark

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Well, gone for the cock pic avatar today, just to see what happens.

Already getting way more views than normal for a Sunday afternoon.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"When they're playing hard to get, such as after blocking you, you're much closer to getting to shag them silly.

Implement what others may call stalking. Women and couples are always more impressed that you've shown your worth and endurance.

On the odd chance that the pussies aren't being licked for hours, fuck any odd random bloke. His profile says straight, so you're not bi and you need to keep up your practice."

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By *ampara2Woman
over a year ago

biggleswade

"I noticed a lot of guys posting that they are struggling to get women. Well luckily I'm in a giving mood so I shall share my top tips.

First, get your mind right. You are a predator, the king of the jungle. You do not fall into the category of man, you are unique.

Don't think of these women as people, treat them as the objects they are.

Who needs manners right? Remember you are doing them the favour.

Fuck reading their profiles right, if you've read one you've read them all. What they all want, is you, right now!

Don't waste time making small talk, just tell them how good you are and how you're going to fuck them real good, they never get messages like this.

Always send a cock picture, they love seeing cock, attach as many as you can per message. That's what they're here for. Cock, mainly your cock. Don't even bother with your face, that's for newbies.

Always message them over and over, if they read your message and didn't reply. Clearly they where distracted by your awesome cock pics, so message again, with more cock!

Always have the last word. If she tells you you're not her type, tell her youd not fuck her anyway.

Never admit to being married, you live with your sister, you cant accommodate because your house burnt down, you're living in your car. If, and I mean only if you do get accused of being married, blame the wife. She's fine with you being here, or, if she stopped being a nagging old cow you'd not be here.

When dealing with BBWs always end the message with fatty or chubby.

If a woman says not seeking men, ignore it, she's seeking you, remember you are unique.

If she says she wants BBC, tell her you'll fuck her til your cock is black and blue.

Right. Can't give all my secrets away. Hope this helps my fellow broskis.

"
a guy with a sense of humour here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's bollocks that, I've tried all them and not one has worked.

Pro tip, just for you. Whenever you'd say something like woman, you, she, replace it with slut, whore, bitch. They love to be degraded, especially sub chicks, I'll probably have 100 in boxes just from this alone.

So be like, hey slut, I noticed you have nice tits, id love to bend you over and treat you like a bitch. Check out my cock pic, it's bigger than my sky remote. You must be delusional guys like like you don't last long on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make comment about your fingering technique on a forum feed......worked a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slutty slut face" I think I may have found my new username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Slutty slut face" I think I may have found my new username

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I swooned when he called me that

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

""Slutty slut face" I think I may have found my new username

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Yer, but great tits. Love 'em

he he

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

""Slutty slut face" I think I may have found my new username

I swooned when he called me that

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And I already know your tits are very suckable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Slutty slut face" I think I may have found my new username

"

You're more of a dirty slutty slut face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"good boy now go play with your sluts and make sure sure you leave a mark

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Yes Mistress

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

credits 0 insert coin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"credits 0 insert coin.."

I like my tuppence rubbed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"credits 0 insert coin..

I like my tuppence rubbed. "

I heard you been rubbing your tuppence all day over my multitude of cock pics. It's cool, your not the first.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"credits 0 insert coin..

I like my tuppence rubbed.

I heard you been rubbing your tuppence all day over my multitude of cock pics. It's cool, your not the first."

Naugh! It's mine she's after, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"credits 0 insert coin..

I like my tuppence rubbed.

I heard you been rubbing your tuppence all day over my multitude of cock pics. It's cool, your not the first.

Naugh! It's mine she's after, obviously.

"

Yo. Newbie wan Kenobi. Don't try steal my sluts.

If you're good I may let you have my sloppy seconds. Which would be more fanny than you've had in your life, coz I get so much you see.

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

No matter how long you have been here, DELETE your profile but start a new one almost immediately and then post about how we are all stuck up

And don't forget to tell us how you can go down on us for HOURS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I noticed a lot of guys posting that they are struggling to get women. Well luckily I'm in a giving mood so I shall share my top tips.

First, get your mind right. You are a predator, the king of the jungle. You do not fall into the category of man, you are unique.

Don't think of these women as people, treat them as the objects they are.

Who needs manners right? Remember you are doing them the favour.

Fuck reading their profiles right, if you've read one you've read them all. What they all want, is you, right now!

Don't waste time making small talk, just tell them how good you are and how you're going to fuck them real good, they never get messages like this.

Always send a cock picture, they love seeing cock, attach as many as you can per message. That's what they're here for. Cock, mainly your cock. Don't even bother with your face, that's for newbies.

Always message them over and over, if they read your message and didn't reply. Clearly they where distracted by your awesome cock pics, so message again, with more cock!

Always have the last word. If she tells you you're not her type, tell her youd not fuck her anyway.

Never admit to being married, you live with your sister, you cant accommodate because your house burnt down, you're living in your car. If, and I mean only if you do get accused of being married, blame the wife. She's fine with you being here, or, if she stopped being a nagging old cow you'd not be here.

When dealing with BBWs always end the message with fatty or chubby.

If a woman says not seeking men, ignore it, she's seeking you, remember you are unique.

If she says she wants BBC, tell her you'll fuck her til your cock is black and blue.

Right. Can't give all my secrets away. Hope this helps my fellow broskis.

"

Genius!

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

ALWAYS start your very first message with, "you got pix? Fancy a fuck/I wanna ruin you/when you free"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone that finally understands thanks OP

Oh and

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No matter how long you have been here, DELETE your profile but start a new one almost immediately and then post about how we are all stuck up

And don't forget to tell us how you can go down on us for HOURS."

Good point. Chicks love it when you go down for hours, almost as much as they love cock pics and persistent messaging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ALWAYS start your very first message with, "you got pix? Fancy a fuck/I wanna ruin you/when you free"

"

Elite slut hunters go with, "spit or swallow". Don't bother with a question mark, let's her know she's sucking some dick. Chicks dig being told what to do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone that finally understands thanks OP

Oh and

"

Lol youre so desperate for my cock that I will give it to you, in picture form.

Enjoy, slutpants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone that finally understands thanks OP

Oh and

Lol youre so desperate for my cock that I will give it to you, in picture form.

Enjoy, slutpants."

**taps foot, clears throat still waiting**

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over a year ago

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Oh to get a message from you TSH

A girl can only dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking notes

. Guy sounds so confident and all ladies love confidence

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sluthunter take me now...

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh to get a message from you TSH

A girl can only dream

"

Dream no more slut, you have been hunted!

TSH

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sluthunter take me now...

Doll x

"

You're making a newbie mistake, you can't tell a sluthunters when to take you, he takes you when HE chooses.

Nice tits though, so all is forgiven.

TSH

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Oh to get a message from you TSH

A girl can only dream

Dream no more slut, you have been hunted!

TSH

"

But my box is empty.... Bare..... Barren I tells thee!!

You must be in my spam!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh to get a message from you TSH

A girl can only dream

Dream no more slut, you have been hunted!

TSH

But my box is empty.... Bare..... Barren I tells thee!!

You must be in my spam!!

"

Oh I'll fill your box up slutface, with jizz!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Oh to get a message from you TSH

A girl can only dream

Dream no more slut, you have been hunted!

TSH

But my box is empty.... Bare..... Barren I tells thee!!

You must be in my spam!!

Oh I'll fill your box up slutface, with jizz!"

I said spam not sperm.... Tut!

Give it to me big boy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You must be ric mayel reincarnated... woof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP. Some advice please.

Thought I hit the jackpot last night when I got chatting to this person calling themselves bi gal.

They seemed pretty keen so I arranged a meeting at a local public toilets.

So I get there and I'm sat in trap 1 with a semi on waiting for my first fab fuck when next thing this big hairy geezer walks in calling himself big Al....

I managed to escape out of a window.

How do you suggest I avoid similar misunderstandings in the future?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't read through all the posts so I'm sure someone has already said it... This guy wins at life, I'm just hoping one of the many sluts reading this thread will stumble across my profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP. Some advice please.

Thought I hit the jackpot last night when I got chatting to this person calling themselves bi gal.

They seemed pretty keen so I arranged a meeting at a local public toilets.

So I get there and I'm sat in trap 1 with a semi on waiting for my first fab fuck when next thing this big hairy geezer walks in calling himself big Al....

I managed to escape out of a window.

How do you suggest I avoid similar misunderstandings in the future?

"

Quite simple, never show a slut a face pic, then when you meet you can be like "No I'm not here to meet a slut".

Besides real sluts are happy with cock pics, lots of cock pics.

TSH

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over a year ago

"I haven't read through all the posts so I'm sure someone has already said it... This guy wins at life, I'm just hoping one of the many sluts reading this thread will stumble across my profile! "

Don't worry Broski, something epic has happened tonight. Pretty much every slut on fab is moist for TSH, obviously I can't fuck them all so there's plenty of hot and bothered slutfaces lurking and gagging for sluthunter cock. Just tell them you know me, you will have more fanny pics in your inbox than your internet can handle.

TSH

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Hahaha..... TSH. .... wow so successful it's taken me ages to read your page full of veris? ??? How many meets ??? Zero lol.......so obviously you know how to woo the girls... 2 pics as well very impressive.

And the jokers award goes too oooooo. Yep, you TSH xxxxx

Suzi

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over a year ago

"Hahaha..... TSH. .... wow so successful it's taken me ages to read your page full of veris? ??? How many meets ??? Zero lol.......so obviously you know how to woo the girls... 2 pics as well very impressive.

And the jokers award goes too oooooo. Yep, you TSH xxxxx

Suzi"

I'd respond but I'm to busy replying to real sluts.

Best of luck though

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over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Hahaha..... TSH. .... wow so successful it's taken me ages to read your page full of veris? ??? How many meets ??? Zero lol.......so obviously you know how to woo the girls... 2 pics as well very impressive.

And the jokers award goes too oooooo. Yep, you TSH xxxxx

Suzi

I'd respond but I'm to busy replying to real sluts.

Best of luck though

"

Haha, that's where we have been going wrong. We've not had your best wishes ... thanks xxxxx

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over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Hahaha..... TSH. .... wow so successful it's taken me ages to read your page full of veris? ??? How many meets ??? Zero lol.......so obviously you know how to woo the girls... 2 pics as well very impressive.

And the jokers award goes too oooooo. Yep, you TSH xxxxx

Suzi

I'd respond but I'm to busy replying to real sluts.

Best of luck though

Haha, that's where we have been going wrong. We've not had your best wishes ... thanks xxxxx"

You couldn't resist looking though lol xxxxx

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over a year ago

"Hahaha..... TSH. .... wow so successful it's taken me ages to read your page full of veris? ??? How many meets ??? Zero lol.......so obviously you know how to woo the girls... 2 pics as well very impressive.

And the jokers award goes too oooooo. Yep, you TSH xxxxx

Suzi

I'd respond but I'm to busy replying to real sluts.

Best of luck though

Haha, that's where we have been going wrong. We've not had your best wishes ... thanks xxxxx"

I can sense a moistening slut.

I took the liberty of looking at your photos, I fabbed a few. That's a huge cock in your mouth, I'm almost impressed. When you have photographic evidence of you deep throating it, we will talk.

TSH

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over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Hahaha..... TSH. .... wow so successful it's taken me ages to read your page full of veris? ??? How many meets ??? Zero lol.......so obviously you know how to woo the girls... 2 pics as well very impressive.

And the jokers award goes too oooooo. Yep, you TSH xxxxx

Suzi

I'd respond but I'm to busy replying to real sluts.

Best of luck though

Haha, that's where we have been going wrong. We've not had your best wishes ... thanks xxxxx

I can sense a moistening slut.

I took the liberty of looking at your photos, I fabbed a few. That's a huge cock in your mouth, I'm almost impressed. When you have photographic evidence of you deep throating it, we will talk.

TSH

"

Pmsl.... you are hilarious... yep OH does have a huge cock.... you'd better watch this space then lol xxxxx Suzi

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over a year ago

"Hahaha..... TSH. .... wow so successful it's taken me ages to read your page full of veris? ??? How many meets ??? Zero lol.......so obviously you know how to woo the girls... 2 pics as well very impressive.

And the jokers award goes too oooooo. Yep, you TSH xxxxx

Suzi

I'd respond but I'm to busy replying to real sluts.

Best of luck though

Haha, that's where we have been going wrong. We've not had your best wishes ... thanks xxxxx

I can sense a moistening slut.

I took the liberty of looking at your photos, I fabbed a few. That's a huge cock in your mouth, I'm almost impressed. When you have photographic evidence of you deep throating it, we will talk.

TSH

Pmsl.... you are hilarious... yep OH does have a huge cock.... you'd better watch this space then lol xxxxx Suzi

"

I'll watch your space, then I'll fill it, with hardened sluthunter cock.

TSH

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over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Hahaha..... TSH. .... wow so successful it's taken me ages to read your page full of veris? ??? How many meets ??? Zero lol.......so obviously you know how to woo the girls... 2 pics as well very impressive.

And the jokers award goes too oooooo. Yep, you TSH xxxxx

Suzi

I'd respond but I'm to busy replying to real sluts.

Best of luck though

Haha, that's where we have been going wrong. We've not had your best wishes ... thanks xxxxx

I can sense a moistening slut.

I took the liberty of looking at your photos, I fabbed a few. That's a huge cock in your mouth, I'm almost impressed. When you have photographic evidence of you deep throating it, we will talk.

TSH

Pmsl.... you are hilarious... yep OH does have a huge cock.... you'd better watch this space then lol xxxxx Suzi

I'll watch your space, then I'll fill it, with hardened sluthunter cock.

TSH

"

Thought you were too busy replying to real sluts lol xxxx

Suzi

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over a year ago

"Hahaha..... TSH. .... wow so successful it's taken me ages to read your page full of veris? ??? How many meets ??? Zero lol.......so obviously you know how to woo the girls... 2 pics as well very impressive.

And the jokers award goes too oooooo. Yep, you TSH xxxxx

Suzi

I'd respond but I'm to busy replying to real sluts.

Best of luck though

Haha, that's where we have been going wrong. We've not had your best wishes ... thanks xxxxx

I can sense a moistening slut.

I took the liberty of looking at your photos, I fabbed a few. That's a huge cock in your mouth, I'm almost impressed. When you have photographic evidence of you deep throating it, we will talk.

TSH

Pmsl.... you are hilarious... yep OH does have a huge cock.... you'd better watch this space then lol xxxxx Suzi

I'll watch your space, then I'll fill it, with hardened sluthunter cock.

TSH

Thought you were too busy replying to real sluts lol xxxx

Suzi"

I got a few minutes grace whilst they loot the remote controls for batteries.

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over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Hahaha..... TSH. .... wow so successful it's taken me ages to read your page full of veris? ??? How many meets ??? Zero lol.......so obviously you know how to woo the girls... 2 pics as well very impressive.

And the jokers award goes too oooooo. Yep, you TSH xxxxx

Suzi

I'd respond but I'm to busy replying to real sluts.

Best of luck though

Haha, that's where we have been going wrong. We've not had your best wishes ... thanks xxxxx

I can sense a moistening slut.

I took the liberty of looking at your photos, I fabbed a few. That's a huge cock in your mouth, I'm almost impressed. When you have photographic evidence of you deep throating it, we will talk.

TSH

Pmsl.... you are hilarious... yep OH does have a huge cock.... you'd better watch this space then lol xxxxx Suzi

I'll watch your space, then I'll fill it, with hardened sluthunter cock.

TSH

Thought you were too busy replying to real sluts lol xxxx

Suzi

I got a few minutes grace whilst they loot the remote controls for batteries."

Haha.... so you satisfied them so much, they are now nicking your batteries pmsl xxxx Suzi

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over a year ago

"Hahaha..... TSH. .... wow so successful it's taken me ages to read your page full of veris? ??? How many meets ??? Zero lol.......so obviously you know how to woo the girls... 2 pics as well very impressive.

And the jokers award goes too oooooo. Yep, you TSH xxxxx

Suzi

I'd respond but I'm to busy replying to real sluts.

Best of luck though

Haha, that's where we have been going wrong. We've not had your best wishes ... thanks xxxxx

I can sense a moistening slut.

I took the liberty of looking at your photos, I fabbed a few. That's a huge cock in your mouth, I'm almost impressed. When you have photographic evidence of you deep throating it, we will talk.

TSH

Pmsl.... you are hilarious... yep OH does have a huge cock.... you'd better watch this space then lol xxxxx Suzi

I'll watch your space, then I'll fill it, with hardened sluthunter cock.

TSH

Thought you were too busy replying to real sluts lol xxxx

Suzi

I got a few minutes grace whilst they loot the remote controls for batteries.

Haha.... so you satisfied them so much, they are now nicking your batteries pmsl xxxx Suzi

"

I never said sluthunting came without consequences. Usually just a damp couch.

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over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Hahaha..... TSH. .... wow so successful it's taken me ages to read your page full of veris? ??? How many meets ??? Zero lol.......so obviously you know how to woo the girls... 2 pics as well very impressive.

And the jokers award goes too oooooo. Yep, you TSH xxxxx

Suzi

I'd respond but I'm to busy replying to real sluts.

Best of luck though

Haha, that's where we have been going wrong. We've not had your best wishes ... thanks xxxxx

I can sense a moistening slut.

I took the liberty of looking at your photos, I fabbed a few. That's a huge cock in your mouth, I'm almost impressed. When you have photographic evidence of you deep throating it, we will talk.

TSH

Pmsl.... you are hilarious... yep OH does have a huge cock.... you'd better watch this space then lol xxxxx Suzi

I'll watch your space, then I'll fill it, with hardened sluthunter cock.

TSH

Thought you were too busy replying to real sluts lol xxxx

Suzi

I got a few minutes grace whilst they loot the remote controls for batteries.

Haha.... so you satisfied them so much, they are now nicking your batteries pmsl xxxx Suzi

I never said sluthunting came without consequences. Usually just a damp couch."

Just damp ???? Not wet ???? More practice required then. Happy hunting babe xxxx

Suzi

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over a year ago

"Hahaha..... TSH. .... wow so successful it's taken me ages to read your page full of veris? ??? How many meets ??? Zero lol.......so obviously you know how to woo the girls... 2 pics as well very impressive.

And the jokers award goes too oooooo. Yep, you TSH xxxxx

Suzi

I'd respond but I'm to busy replying to real sluts.

Best of luck though

Haha, that's where we have been going wrong. We've not had your best wishes ... thanks xxxxx

I can sense a moistening slut.

I took the liberty of looking at your photos, I fabbed a few. That's a huge cock in your mouth, I'm almost impressed. When you have photographic evidence of you deep throating it, we will talk.

TSH

Pmsl.... you are hilarious... yep OH does have a huge cock.... you'd better watch this space then lol xxxxx Suzi

I'll watch your space, then I'll fill it, with hardened sluthunter cock.

TSH

Thought you were too busy replying to real sluts lol xxxx

Suzi

I got a few minutes grace whilst they loot the remote controls for batteries.

Haha.... so you satisfied them so much, they are now nicking your batteries pmsl xxxx Suzi

I never said sluthunting came without consequences. Usually just a damp couch.

Just damp ???? Not wet ???? More practice required then. Happy hunting babe xxxx

Suzi"

Obviously because by the time I've managed to remove them from my awesome cock, it would have dried a bit.

TSH

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