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Rev. P’s Sunday Confessional

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good day fellow deviants and welcome to the first church of fab. Fear not, this church accepts everyone and you won’t burn on entering.

As its Sunday, I think we need to confess some of our sins. So it’s time to send a little message or post on the thread, and confess your desires to that person you fancy, you know the one, the one who’s on your hotlist, the one who’s pics you secretly perv over on a daily basis.

Now if you’d all turn to page 132 in your hymn books….” What a Friend We Have In Fab”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good day fellow deviants and welcome to the first church of fab. Fear not, this church accepts everyone and you won’t burn on entering.

As its Sunday, I think we need to confess some of our sins. So it’s time to send a little message or post on the thread, and confess your desires to that person you fancy, you know the one, the one who’s on your hotlist, the one who’s pics you secretly perv over on a daily basis.

Now if you’d all turn to page 132 in your hymn books….” What a Friend We Have In Fab”"

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Love it OP.

I don't want to cause a queue for the confessional, so I'll sit quietly and write my list - I could be some time lol xx

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I had 2 wanks last night and 4 the night before due members of the congregation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am disgusted with myself.. i find a united fan attracted..

i feel as a city fan i need to bathe in holy water to feel clean again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did covert my neighbours ass lol she is dam cute in my defense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall have to confess to the sin of sloth today. I don't want to move from my comfy chair and I'm in mismatched peejays. I won't mention my hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love it OP.

I don't want to cause a queue for the confessional, so I'll sit quietly and write my list - I could be some time lol xx"

Do you need some more paper?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had 2 wanks last night and 4 the night before due members of the congregation "

Go spread the love to them.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Love it OP.

I don't want to cause a queue for the confessional, so I'll sit quietly and write my list - I could be some time lol xx

Do you need some more paper?"

And another pen please. Mines tun out - thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i am disgusted with myself.. i find a united fan attracted..

i feel as a city fan i need to bathe in holy water to feel clean again "

Do not fear my child, you've finally seen the light and are turning away from the blue side.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did covert my neighbours ass lol she is dam cute in my defense "

Is covert Welsh for spank?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I shall have to confess to the sin of sloth today. I don't want to move from my comfy chair and I'm in mismatched peejays. I won't mention my hair."

Sunday is the day of rest, you are forgiven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i am disgusted with myself.. i find a united fan attracted..

i feel as a city fan i need to bathe in holy water to feel clean again

Do not fear my child, you've finally seen the light and are turning away from the blue side."

the church is run by the devil

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love it OP.

I don't want to cause a queue for the confessional, so I'll sit quietly and write my list - I could be some time lol xx

Do you need some more paper?

And another pen please. Mines tun out - thank you xx"

Would it be quicker to just write the ones you don't like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shall have to confess to the sin of sloth today. I don't want to move from my comfy chair and I'm in mismatched peejays. I won't mention my hair.

Sunday is the day of rest, you are forgiven."

Thank you your reverence *bows head goes off to make tea*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i am disgusted with myself.. i find a united fan attracted..

i feel as a city fan i need to bathe in holy water to feel clean again

Do not fear my child, you've finally seen the light and are turning away from the blue side.

the church is run by the devil"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is now a good time to mention I watched porn last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i am disgusted with myself.. i find a united fan attracted..

i feel as a city fan i need to bathe in holy water to feel clean again

Do not fear my child, you've finally seen the light and are turning away from the blue side.

the church is run by the devil

"

lol secretly amused at the joke there.. oh im so easily pleased lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"i am disgusted with myself.. i find a united fan attracted..

i feel as a city fan i need to bathe in holy water to feel clean again "

You can bathe in my holy water

Come and wisper your confessions in my inbox lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is now a good time to mention I watched porn last night?"

This is the church of Fab, porn is a must...

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Seeing as it is church , can the ladies please kneel...open their mouths and prepare to receive unholy communion from me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i am disgusted with myself.. i find a united fan attracted..

i feel as a city fan i need to bathe in holy water to feel clean again

You can bathe in my holy water

Come and wisper your confessions in my inbox lol "

id get cleaner water if i washed myself in a swingers club hot tub.. lol

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

By the time i have finished confession it will be 2017 ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i am disgusted with myself.. i find a united fan attracted..

i feel as a city fan i need to bathe in holy water to feel clean again

You can bathe in my holy water

Come and wisper your confessions in my inbox lol

id get cleaner water if i washed myself in a swingers club hot tub.. lol"

That's the water we use to baptise you in this church....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i am disgusted with myself.. i find a united fan attracted..

i feel as a city fan i need to bathe in holy water to feel clean again

You can bathe in my holy water

Come and wisper your confessions in my inbox lol

id get cleaner water if i washed myself in a swingers club hot tub.. lol

That's the water we use to baptise you in this church....lol"

i just vomited in my mouth a little.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

I promised my husband a night of hot filthy steamy sex last night but I fell asleep. He had taken me to dinner and wined and dined me and everything.

How do I pay my penance ?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"i am disgusted with myself.. i find a united fan attracted..

i feel as a city fan i need to bathe in holy water to feel clean again

You can bathe in my holy water

Come and wisper your confessions in my inbox lol

id get cleaner water if i washed myself in a swingers club hot tub.. lol

That's the water we use to baptise you in this church....lol

i just vomited in my mouth a little.. lol "

Well open your mouth and take my communion

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Forgive me father for I have sinned.

I promised my husband a night of hot filthy steamy sex last night but I fell asleep. He had taken me to dinner and wined and dined me and everything.

How do I pay my penance ?

"

Tell him to have a wank

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Love it OP.

I don't want to cause a queue for the confessional, so I'll sit quietly and write my list - I could be some time lol xx

Do you need some more paper?

And another pen please. Mines tun out - thank you xx

Would it be quicker to just write the ones you don't like?"

Mmmmmmm well I'm already on page 45 so I might as well continue - will you be available next Sunday? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forgive me father for I have sinned.

I promised my husband a night of hot filthy steamy sex last night but I fell asleep. He had taken me to dinner and wined and dined me and everything.

How do I pay my penance ?

"

I think you should be waking him up with a blow job for a start.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love it OP.

I don't want to cause a queue for the confessional, so I'll sit quietly and write my list - I could be some time lol xx

Do you need some more paper?

And another pen please. Mines tun out - thank you xx

Would it be quicker to just write the ones you don't like?

Mmmmmmm well I'm already on page 45 so I might as well continue - will you be available next Sunday? Xx"

I'll book you in for the end of June, give you time to finish it.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Forgive me father for I have sinned.

I promised my husband a night of hot filthy steamy sex last night but I fell asleep. He had taken me to dinner and wined and dined me and everything.

How do I pay my penance ?

I think you should be waking him up with a blow job for a start."

Lol don't you mean waking us up with blow jobs

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Love it OP.

I don't want to cause a queue for the confessional, so I'll sit quietly and write my list - I could be some time lol xx

Do you need some more paper?

And another pen please. Mines tun out - thank you xx

Would it be quicker to just write the ones you don't like?

Mmmmmmm well I'm already on page 45 so I might as well continue - will you be available next Sunday? Xx

I'll book you in for the end of June, give you time to finish it."

You may distract me and then I'll have to start all over again lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love it OP.

I don't want to cause a queue for the confessional, so I'll sit quietly and write my list - I could be some time lol xx

Do you need some more paper?

And another pen please. Mines tun out - thank you xx

Would it be quicker to just write the ones you don't like?

Mmmmmmm well I'm already on page 45 so I might as well continue - will you be available next Sunday? Xx

I'll book you in for the end of June, give you time to finish it.

You may distract me and then I'll have to start all over again lol xx"

Best not distract you then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing to confess as I am an absolute angel. Ask anyone. Well, nearly anyone at least.

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