Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY15R3yHBEI | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I wouldn't stand for it...calls for a butler in the buff and a naked cleaner....wonder if theres any takers.x "Don;t cheapen the mood, dude! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I wouldn't stand for it...calls for a butler in the buff and a naked cleaner....wonder if theres any takers.x
Don;t cheapen the mood, dude! "These lounge lizards are filthy buggers. *digs out sticky tissues from the back of the sofa* | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Naked butler at your service" We need a cleaner dear,grab some marigolds,it's a festering mess in here  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"These lounge lizards are filthy buggers. *digs out sticky tissues from the back of the sofa*" *Slips into something more comfortable* Henry Mancini - Lujon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecz3LwWOZkI | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"**Sits back and awaits buff butler and naked cleaner.** "Ummmmm if I have a plate may I have cake whilst I wait" " "Oh,someone finally decides to use a plate" mutters Angel in a sarcastic whisper. Smiling she hands over a slice of red velvet  "There you go luvvy,enjoy *thinks- she better not get crumbs on my clean carpet* | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" "All these cake and biscuit crumbs,does nobody use a plate?"" Sorry, I was trying to save you washing up 
Mr ddc | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*to get into a true 70s vibe, pops a Quaalude* " "Pull up a bean bag ducks and make yourself at home" | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" "All these cake and biscuit crumbs,does nobody use a plate?" Sorry, I was trying to save you washing up
Mr ddc""And the sweaty bum marks on the leather sofas?" | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I could do with a kiss and being carried home before I fall asleep on my mum's sofa "Why is your mum's sofa in the lounge?  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*to get into a true 70s vibe, pops a Quaalude* "Pull up a bean bag ducks and make yourself at home" " *Rolls around on the floor in a pool of ecstasy* | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Someone mention cake? I'd pick the crumbs off the floor for some cake right now "I've hoovered | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*to get into a true 70s vibe, pops a Quaalude* "Pull up a bean bag ducks and make yourself at home" *Rolls around on the floor in a pool of ecstasy* " *Luckily the floor was hoovered a few minutes ago * | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Someone mention cake? I'd pick the crumbs off the floor for some cake right now
I've hoovered "Damn it     | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I could do with a kiss and being carried home before I fall asleep on my mum's sofa
Why is your mum's sofa in the lounge? "Because I wear it on my back like a snail and I carry it every where | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*to get into a true 70s vibe, pops a Quaalude* " I'm currently watching a Netflix documentary on Mary Millington. I am momentarily tempted to grow a 70's style bush as a result. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*to get into a true 70s vibe, pops a Quaalude* I'm currently watching a Netflix documentary on Mary Millington. I am momentarily tempted to grow a 70's style bush as a result." I had one of those,it looked like Donald Trump's wig. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I wouldn't stand for it...calls for a butler in the buff and a naked cleaner....wonder if theres any takers.x "Pervert  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I could do with a kiss and being carried home before I fall asleep on my mum's sofa
Why is your mum's sofa in the lounge?
Because I wear it on my back like a snail and I carry it every where "Well I wouldn't leave it unattended in here  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" "All these cake and biscuit crumbs,does nobody use a plate?" Sorry, I was trying to save you washing up
Mr ddc
"And the sweaty bum marks on the leather sofas?" "How the eff do you know we have leather sofas? 
{quickly tucks in shirt, sits up straight and looks around for the hidden cam}
Besides, it's only sweaty 'cos I've been looking at [name deleted]'s pics
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up "Are they jam ones? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"**Sits back and awaits buff butler and naked cleaner.** "Ummmmm if I have a plate may I have cake whilst I wait" "Oh,someone finally decides to use a plate" mutters Angel in a sarcastic whisper. Smiling she hands over a slice of red velvet "There you go luvvy,enjoy *thinks- she better not get crumbs on my clean carpet*"Oh red velvet one of my favourites thank you" **nibbles carefully to ensure no crumbs drop on newly cleaned carpet as does not want to piss off ImNoAngel** | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" "All these cake and biscuit crumbs,does nobody use a plate?" Sorry, I was trying to save you washing up
Mr ddc
"And the sweaty bum marks on the leather sofas?"
How the eff do you know we have leather sofas?
{quickly tucks in shirt, sits up straight and looks around for the hidden cam}
Besides, it's only sweaty 'cos I've been looking at [name deleted]'s pics
"Lucky guess. Actually I was talking about the forum lounge sofas. Do you ever wear clothes?? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"**Sits back and awaits buff butler and naked cleaner.** "Ummmmm if I have a plate may I have cake whilst I wait" "Oh,someone finally decides to use a plate" mutters Angel in a sarcastic whisper. Smiling she hands over a slice of red velvet "There you go luvvy,enjoy *thinks- she better not get crumbs on my clean carpet*
Oh red velvet one of my favourites thank you"
**nibbles carefully to ensure no crumbs drop on newly cleaned carpet as does not want to piss off ImNoAngel**"*hovers nearby and watches like a hawk* "Moist enough for you dear?" | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" "All these cake and biscuit crumbs,does nobody use a plate?" Sorry, I was trying to save you washing up
Mr ddc
"And the sweaty bum marks on the leather sofas?"
How the eff do you know we have leather sofas?
{quickly tucks in shirt, sits up straight and looks around for the hidden cam}
Besides, it's only sweaty 'cos I've been looking at [name deleted]'s pics
Lucky guess. Actually I was talking about the forum lounge sofas. Do you ever wear clothes??"Only those times stipulated in the injunction. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" "All these cake and biscuit crumbs,does nobody use a plate?" Sorry, I was trying to save you washing up
Mr ddc
"And the sweaty bum marks on the leather sofas?"
How the eff do you know we have leather sofas?
{quickly tucks in shirt, sits up straight and looks around for the hidden cam}
Besides, it's only sweaty 'cos I've been looking at [name deleted]'s pics
Lucky guess. Actually I was talking about the forum lounge sofas. Do you ever wear clothes??
Only those times stipulated in the injunction.
"You really should carry wet wipes you know | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones? "Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" "All these cake and biscuit crumbs,does nobody use a plate?" Sorry, I was trying to save you washing up
Mr ddc
"And the sweaty bum marks on the leather sofas?"
How the eff do you know we have leather sofas?
{quickly tucks in shirt, sits up straight and looks around for the hidden cam}
Besides, it's only sweaty 'cos I've been looking at [name deleted]'s pics
Lucky guess. Actually I was talking about the forum lounge sofas. Do you ever wear clothes??
Only those times stipulated in the injunction.
You really should carry wet wipes you know "I could use my Y-fronts? They're just here on the floor, and they were clean on at Easter | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"**Sits back and awaits buff butler and naked cleaner.** "Ummmmm if I have a plate may I have cake whilst I wait" "Oh,someone finally decides to use a plate" mutters Angel in a sarcastic whisper. Smiling she hands over a slice of red velvet "There you go luvvy,enjoy *thinks- she better not get crumbs on my clean carpet*
Oh red velvet one of my favourites thank you"
**nibbles carefully to ensure no crumbs drop on newly cleaned carpet as does not want to piss off ImNoAngel**
*hovers nearby and watches like a hawk*
"Moist enough for you dear?"""Yummy thank you" **oh dear clammy hands, nervous jitters ffs knitter do not drop the cake. Smiles sweetly** | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones?
Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe. "Oh, you clearly haven't seen what we're using for wet wipes. Still, I'll just spit on them and use them to wipe your chin... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I wouldn't stand for it...calls for a butler in the buff and a naked cleaner....wonder if theres any takers.x
Pervert "How very dare you...im doing quality control and making sure the crumbs are dealt with.x | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"**Sits back and awaits buff butler and naked cleaner.** "Ummmmm if I have a plate may I have cake whilst I wait" "Oh,someone finally decides to use a plate" mutters Angel in a sarcastic whisper. Smiling she hands over a slice of red velvet "There you go luvvy,enjoy *thinks- she better not get crumbs on my clean carpet*
Oh red velvet one of my favourites thank you"
**nibbles carefully to ensure no crumbs drop on newly cleaned carpet as does not want to piss off ImNoAngel**
*hovers nearby and watches like a hawk*
"Moist enough for you dear?"
"Yummy thank you"
**oh dear clammy hands, nervous jitters ffs knitter do not drop the cake. Smiles sweetly**"Luckily for Knitter Angel is distracted by someone with doughnuts. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones?
Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe.
Oh, you clearly haven't seen what we're using for wet wipes. Still, I'll just spit on them and use them to wipe your chin...
"We need a dress code in here | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones?
Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe.
Oh, you clearly haven't seen what we're using for wet wipes. Still, I'll just spit on them and use them to wipe your chin...
We need a dress code in here "Ffs, don't say I have to wear the 2" heels AGAIN! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones?
Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe.
Oh, you clearly haven't seen what we're using for wet wipes. Still, I'll just spit on them and use them to wipe your chin...
We need a dress code in here
Ffs, don't say I have to wear the 2" heels AGAIN!"You knew when you signed up what the rules are. Were there chocolate doughnuts on that list?? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones?
Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe.
Oh, you clearly haven't seen what we're using for wet wipes. Still, I'll just spit on them and use them to wipe your chin...
We need a dress code in here
Ffs, don't say I have to wear the 2" heels AGAIN!
You knew when you signed up what the rules are. Were there chocolate doughnuts on that list??"Blimey the air's thin up here {totter, totter} Where am I meant to wear the chocolate doughnuts? And if you're expecting to get half a dozen on there I'm afraid you're gonna be disappointed | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones?
Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe.
Oh, you clearly haven't seen what we're using for wet wipes. Still, I'll just spit on them and use them to wipe your chin...
We need a dress code in here
Ffs, don't say I have to wear the 2" heels AGAIN!
You knew when you signed up what the rules are. Were there chocolate doughnuts on that list??"Of course! Whichever kind you want you'd better have it before I get another craving. My ability to stuff my face is turning into a scientific marvel.  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones?
Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe.
Oh, you clearly haven't seen what we're using for wet wipes. Still, I'll just spit on them and use them to wipe your chin...
We need a dress code in here
Ffs, don't say I have to wear the 2" heels AGAIN!
You knew when you signed up what the rules are. Were there chocolate doughnuts on that list??
Blimey the air's thin up here {totter, totter}
Where am I meant to wear the chocolate doughnuts? And if you're expecting to get half a dozen on there I'm afraid you're gonna be disappointed
"I was wondering because the pants had some brown stuff on them How many doughnuts are you,as you mentioned it? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The OP forgot the prawn cocktails" Ummm hello,I'm cleaning! The cake was left in the fridge from one of those "I can't get a meet" threads | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The OP forgot the prawn cocktails Ummm hello,I'm cleaning! The cake was left in the fridge from one of those "I can't get a meet" threads "Try just a little bit harder, dear | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones?
Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe.
Oh, you clearly haven't seen what we're using for wet wipes. Still, I'll just spit on them and use them to wipe your chin...
We need a dress code in here
Ffs, don't say I have to wear the 2" heels AGAIN!
You knew when you signed up what the rules are. Were there chocolate doughnuts on that list??
Blimey the air's thin up here {totter, totter}
Where am I meant to wear the chocolate doughnuts? And if you're expecting to get half a dozen on there I'm afraid you're gonna be disappointed
I was wondering because the pants had some brown stuff on them How many doughnuts are you,as you mentioned it? "Don't worry, the brown stuff is only 'cos that's where I hid my Easter eggs to stop Mrs ddc snaffling them. They melted a bit one time I was looking at 'Hot pics'. How many doughnuts? Honestly? Hang on I'll count. . . Oh, The first one just fell off | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones?
Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe.
Oh, you clearly haven't seen what we're using for wet wipes. Still, I'll just spit on them and use them to wipe your chin...
We need a dress code in here
Ffs, don't say I have to wear the 2" heels AGAIN!
You knew when you signed up what the rules are. Were there chocolate doughnuts on that list??
Blimey the air's thin up here {totter, totter}
Where am I meant to wear the chocolate doughnuts? And if you're expecting to get half a dozen on there I'm afraid you're gonna be disappointed
I was wondering because the pants had some brown stuff on them How many doughnuts are you,as you mentioned it?
Don't worry, the brown stuff is only 'cos that's where I hid my Easter eggs to stop Mrs ddc snaffling them. They melted a bit one time I was looking at 'Hot pics'.
How many doughnuts? Honestly? Hang on I'll count.
.
.
Oh,
The first one just fell off
"You're supposed to use ring doughnuts | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The OP forgot the prawn cocktails Ummm hello,I'm cleaning! The cake was left in the fridge from one of those "I can't get a meet" threads
Try just a little bit harder, dear "You try cleaning god knows what off the ceiling,I'm having to use a paint scraper! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*puts on smoking jacket, slithers across to Knitter and joins her on the chaise longue "*thinks I've frightened Knitter off | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones?
Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe.
Oh, you clearly haven't seen what we're using for wet wipes. Still, I'll just spit on them and use them to wipe your chin...
We need a dress code in here
Ffs, don't say I have to wear the 2" heels AGAIN!
You knew when you signed up what the rules are. Were there chocolate doughnuts on that list??
Blimey the air's thin up here {totter, totter}
Where am I meant to wear the chocolate doughnuts? And if you're expecting to get half a dozen on there I'm afraid you're gonna be disappointed
I was wondering because the pants had some brown stuff on them How many doughnuts are you,as you mentioned it?
Don't worry, the brown stuff is only 'cos that's where I hid my Easter eggs to stop Mrs ddc snaffling them. They melted a bit one time I was looking at 'Hot pics'.
How many doughnuts? Honestly? Hang on I'll count.
.
.
Oh,
The first one just fell off
You're supposed to use ring doughnuts "I was, it's not my fault they're too big, blame Courtney - those Americans supersize everything | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*puts on smoking jacket, slithers across to Knitter and joins her on the chaise longue
*thinks I've frightened Knitter off "I assumed you two were quietly canoodling in the corner | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*puts on smoking jacket, slithers across to Knitter and joins her on the chaise longue
*thinks I've frightened Knitter off "It's not you,it's the gunk you sat on on the chaise longue  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
I'm taking my donuts and MY wet wipes and going into Swingers Chat. I think it's more hygienic than the lounge. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones?
Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe.
Oh, you clearly haven't seen what we're using for wet wipes. Still, I'll just spit on them and use them to wipe your chin...
We need a dress code in here
Ffs, don't say I have to wear the 2" heels AGAIN!
You knew when you signed up what the rules are. Were there chocolate doughnuts on that list??
Blimey the air's thin up here {totter, totter}
Where am I meant to wear the chocolate doughnuts? And if you're expecting to get half a dozen on there I'm afraid you're gonna be disappointed
I was wondering because the pants had some brown stuff on them How many doughnuts are you,as you mentioned it?
Don't worry, the brown stuff is only 'cos that's where I hid my Easter eggs to stop Mrs ddc snaffling them. They melted a bit one time I was looking at 'Hot pics'.
How many doughnuts? Honestly? Hang on I'll count.
.
.
Oh,
The first one just fell off
You're supposed to use ring doughnuts
I was, it's not my fault they're too big, blame Courtney - those Americans supersize everything
"Would you like some dinky doughnuts ? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"
I'm taking my donuts and MY wet wipes and going into Swingers Chat. I think it's more hygienic than the lounge. "Give your chair a wipe before you go,there's a little damp patch. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*puts on smoking jacket, slithers across to Knitter and joins her on the chaise longue
*thinks I've frightened Knitter off ""Sorry Ace I was distracted by the jitters and the cake, can you please hold the plate I'm too nervous to eat it now" | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones?
Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe.
Oh, you clearly haven't seen what we're using for wet wipes. Still, I'll just spit on them and use them to wipe your chin...
We need a dress code in here
Ffs, don't say I have to wear the 2" heels AGAIN!
You knew when you signed up what the rules are. Were there chocolate doughnuts on that list??
Blimey the air's thin up here {totter, totter}
Where am I meant to wear the chocolate doughnuts? And if you're expecting to get half a dozen on there I'm afraid you're gonna be disappointed
I was wondering because the pants had some brown stuff on them How many doughnuts are you,as you mentioned it?
Don't worry, the brown stuff is only 'cos that's where I hid my Easter eggs to stop Mrs ddc snaffling them. They melted a bit one time I was looking at 'Hot pics'.
How many doughnuts? Honestly? Hang on I'll count.
.
.
Oh,
The first one just fell off
You're supposed to use ring doughnuts
I was, it's not my fault they're too big, blame Courtney - those Americans supersize everything
Would you like some dinky doughnuts ? "Now you're talking, you smooth-talker, you. Oh-oh, 3% battery left, and I'm in the bath and Mrs ddc is out 'walking the dog'. Byeeeeee........  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"
I'm taking my donuts and MY wet wipes and going into Swingers Chat. I think it's more hygienic than the lounge.
Give your chair a wipe before you go,there's a little damp patch."
*wipes chair and closes friend and hotlist pics* | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cake and biscuit crumbs? I would get all snooty and offer an apple, but I haven't seen fruit since I got off the plane. Anyone want a donut? I have lemon wet wipes for cleaning up
Are they jam ones?
Jam, cinnamon apple, maple sugar, powd..oh shit, I just drooled on the carpet. I need a wet wipe.
Oh, you clearly haven't seen what we're using for wet wipes. Still, I'll just spit on them and use them to wipe your chin...
We need a dress code in here
Ffs, don't say I have to wear the 2" heels AGAIN!
You knew when you signed up what the rules are. Were there chocolate doughnuts on that list??
Blimey the air's thin up here {totter, totter}
Where am I meant to wear the chocolate doughnuts? And if you're expecting to get half a dozen on there I'm afraid you're gonna be disappointed
I was wondering because the pants had some brown stuff on them How many doughnuts are you,as you mentioned it?
Don't worry, the brown stuff is only 'cos that's where I hid my Easter eggs to stop Mrs ddc snaffling them. They melted a bit one time I was looking at 'Hot pics'.
How many doughnuts? Honestly? Hang on I'll count.
.
.
Oh,
The first one just fell off
You're supposed to use ring doughnuts
I was, it's not my fault they're too big, blame Courtney - those Americans supersize everything
Would you like some dinky doughnuts ?
Now you're talking, you smooth-talker, you.
Oh-oh, 3% battery left, and I'm in the bath and Mrs ddc is out 'walking the dog'.
Byeeeeee........
"Someone should tell him about mains powered vibrators. Probably not in the bath though | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"
I'm taking my donuts and MY wet wipes and going into Swingers Chat. I think it's more hygienic than the lounge.
Give your chair a wipe before you go,there's a little damp patch.
*wipes chair and closes friend and hotlist pics*"Good to be back eh | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*puts on smoking jacket, slithers across to Knitter and joins her on the chaise longue
*thinks I've frightened Knitter off
"Sorry Ace I was distracted by the jitters and the cake, can you please hold the plate I'm too nervous to eat it now""Well of course, I'd love a nibble | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*puts on smoking jacket, slithers across to Knitter and joins her on the chaise longue
*thinks I've frightened Knitter off
"Sorry Ace I was distracted by the jitters and the cake, can you please hold the plate I'm too nervous to eat it now"
Well of course, I'd love a nibble "**Hands plate carefully to Ace. Phew** Hello Handsome | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*puts on smoking jacket, slithers across to Knitter and joins her on the chaise longue
*thinks I've frightened Knitter off
"Sorry Ace I was distracted by the jitters and the cake, can you please hold the plate I'm too nervous to eat it now"
Well of course, I'd love a nibble
**Hands plate carefully to Ace. Phew**
Hello Handsome "It's awful quiet in here, whatever can we get up to now we're alone | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*puts on smoking jacket, slithers across to Knitter and joins her on the chaise longue
*thinks I've frightened Knitter off
"Sorry Ace I was distracted by the jitters and the cake, can you please hold the plate I'm too nervous to eat it now"
Well of course, I'd love a nibble
**Hands plate carefully to Ace. Phew**
Hello Handsome
It's awful quiet in here, whatever can we get up to now we're alone "*pops head around the door and coughs* | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*puts on smoking jacket, slithers across to Knitter and joins her on the chaise longue
*thinks I've frightened Knitter off
"Sorry Ace I was distracted by the jitters and the cake, can you please hold the plate I'm too nervous to eat it now"
Well of course, I'd love a nibble
**Hands plate carefully to Ace. Phew**
Hello Handsome
It's awful quiet in here, whatever can we get up to now we're alone "Hey keep it clean I don't want to get in trouble for making a mess now it's all lovely and clean | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*puts on smoking jacket, slithers across to Knitter and joins her on the chaise longue
*thinks I've frightened Knitter off
"Sorry Ace I was distracted by the jitters and the cake, can you please hold the plate I'm too nervous to eat it now"
Well of course, I'd love a nibble
**Hands plate carefully to Ace. Phew**
Hello Handsome
It's awful quiet in here, whatever can we get up to now we're alone
*pops head around the door and coughs*" | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"if id been in earlier it wouldnt have got into such a mess - i clean up as it happens - bugs the hell out of some of them "I'm blaming the cake eaters,there was piles of crumbs,I'm surprised we don't have mice | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*puts on smoking jacket, slithers across to Knitter and joins her on the chaise longue
*thinks I've frightened Knitter off
"Sorry Ace I was distracted by the jitters and the cake, can you please hold the plate I'm too nervous to eat it now"
Well of course, I'd love a nibble
**Hands plate carefully to Ace. Phew**
Hello Handsome
It's awful quiet in here, whatever can we get up to now we're alone
Hey keep it clean I don't want to get in trouble for making a mess now it's all lovely and clean "Looks like we'll have to now we've got company | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"if id been in earlier it wouldnt have got into such a mess - i clean up as it happens - bugs the hell out of some of them
I'm blaming the cake eaters,there was piles of crumbs,I'm surprised we don't have mice "It wasn't me honest. I used Knitter's plate | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"if id been in earlier it wouldnt have got into such a mess - i clean up as it happens - bugs the hell out of some of them
I'm blaming the cake eaters,there was piles of crumbs,I'm surprised we don't have mice
It wasn't me honest. I used Knitter's plate "He did and I was super careful when I passed it to him | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"if id been in earlier it wouldnt have got into such a mess - i clean up as it happens - bugs the hell out of some of them
I'm blaming the cake eaters,there was piles of crumbs,I'm surprised we don't have mice "We did. Until Lucifer whispered in their little ears...... Mx | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you see the word cake, what is your initiate thought? For me its a chocolate cake although I don't like them, I much prefer cheesecakes ."My initial thought? Oh the crumbs!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"if id been in earlier it wouldnt have got into such a mess - i clean up as it happens - bugs the hell out of some of them
I'm blaming the cake eaters,there was piles of crumbs,I'm surprised we don't have mice
We did.
Until Lucifer whispered in their little ears......
Mx"That was nice of him | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"if id been in earlier it wouldnt have got into such a mess - i clean up as it happens - bugs the hell out of some of them
I'm blaming the cake eaters,there was piles of crumbs,I'm surprised we don't have mice
It wasn't me honest. I used Knitter's plate
He did and I was super careful when I passed it to him "You have crumbs down your cleavage | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"if id been in earlier it wouldnt have got into such a mess - i clean up as it happens - bugs the hell out of some of them
I'm blaming the cake eaters,there was piles of crumbs,I'm surprised we don't have mice
It wasn't me honest. I used Knitter's plate
He did and I was super careful when I passed it to him
You have crumbs down your cleavage "Yes but they aren't on the carpet so I'm saving them for Ace | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"if id been in earlier it wouldnt have got into such a mess - i clean up as it happens - bugs the hell out of some of them
I'm blaming the cake eaters,there was piles of crumbs,I'm surprised we don't have mice
It wasn't me honest. I used Knitter's plate
He did and I was super careful when I passed it to him
You have crumbs down your cleavage
Yes but they aren't on the carpet so I'm saving them for Ace"He's offering cake on the ghost thread | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"if id been in earlier it wouldnt have got into such a mess - i clean up as it happens - bugs the hell out of some of them
I'm blaming the cake eaters,there was piles of crumbs,I'm surprised we don't have mice
It wasn't me honest. I used Knitter's plate
He did and I was super careful when I passed it to him
You have crumbs down your cleavage
Yes but they aren't on the carpet so I'm saving them for Ace
He's offering cake on the ghost thread "Well ya can never have too much cake | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"if id been in earlier it wouldnt have got into such a mess - i clean up as it happens - bugs the hell out of some of them
I'm blaming the cake eaters,there was piles of crumbs,I'm surprised we don't have mice
It wasn't me honest. I used Knitter's plate
He did and I was super careful when I passed it to him
You have crumbs down your cleavage
Yes but they aren't on the carpet so I'm saving them for Ace
He's offering cake on the ghost thread
Well ya can never have too much cake "Most of it ends up on the floor anyway | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
