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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Into gear now....ohh I'm being all Dom with myself but fuck me I'm being a lazy arse this morning and I've got shit to do...

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By *negentMan
over a year ago

kirkby

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the pub last night we compiled a list of all things we have to do today, not one has been ticked off.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Nice "

Yes I am thanks for the kind feedback

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Arse?

Shit?

Backs out slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Into gear now....ohh I'm being all Dom with myself but fuck me I'm being a lazy arse this morning and I've got shit to do...

I can't be assed to do a thing this morning, must be something in the air today

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've ran 3 miles and been a dutiful daughter to my convalescing mother....many angel points today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've ran 3 miles and been a dutiful daughter to my convalescing mother....many angel points today

You've run 3 miles before midday?

Well I'm impressed

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You and me both.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Still thinking about last night. Not the best way to tackle chores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have baked fresh madeleines and I am now doing a coffee and walnut cake..

...the smells of fresh baking waft across a small Devonshire village and the naughty ladies of the WI, like bisto kids, are floating to my open door........ and dungeon.

S'all good innit?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Still thinking about last night. Not the best way to tackle chores

I'm thinking about what to do tonight and I have to clean my house and get nails done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on girl. Get yer shit together and get some stuff sorted.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I've ran 3 miles and been a dutiful daughter to my convalescing mother....many angel points today

You've run 3 miles before midday?

Well I'm impressed

I run 3 miles by 10am most Saturdays x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I need ideas on what to do tonight

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I need ideas on what to do tonight

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sounds like your arse has got to do a shit... have fun ... just don't leave it in the middle of some blokes carpet

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I need ideas on what to do tonight

sounds like your arse has got to do a shit... have fun ... just don't leave it in the middle of some blokes carpet

I'm not that type of girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got motivated yet?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Into gear now....ohh I'm being all Dom with myself but fuck me I'm being a lazy arse this morning and I've got shit to do...

Just linked your thread title with another thread title on the forum game thread.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Nails done

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Got woken by Testarossa who then popped in for coffee. Done a few loads of washing & set up new phone. Now drinking cider playing with phone. Need to get in shower & get ready to go out..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got woken by Testarossa who then popped in for coffee. Done a few loads of washing & set up new phone. Now drinking cider playing with phone. Need to get in shower & get ready to go out.......... "

Cider is a good shout, bit early for me

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have been on the vodkas already

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Got woken by Testarossa who then popped in for coffee. Done a few loads of washing & set up new phone. Now drinking cider playing with phone. Need to get in shower & get ready to go out..........

Cider is a good shout, bit early for me

Couldn't resist - Gwatkin's Foxwelp proper farmhouse cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got woken by Testarossa who then popped in for coffee. Done a few loads of washing & set up new phone. Now drinking cider playing with phone. Need to get in shower & get ready to go out.......... "

Flake!

I have been working very hard at the beauticians- or should that be the beautician has been working very hard on me!

And I bought milk.

Go me.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I still don't bloody know what to do tonight I shall decide while cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still don't bloody know what to do tonight I shall decide while cleaning

Get yourself out and about or have a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still don't bloody know what to do tonight I shall decide while cleaning

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Come for dinner if you want- but I have Small x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I still don't bloody know what to do tonight I shall decide while cleaning

Get yourself out and about or have a party

No party I might go Chams if I can find a victim to come along with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still don't bloody know what to do tonight I shall decide while cleaning

Get yourself out and about or have a party

No party I might go Chams if I can find a victim to come along with me

Must be a few available in your neck of the woods

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I still don't bloody know what to do tonight I shall decide while cleaning

Get yourself out and about or have a party

No party I might go Chams if I can find a victim to come along with me

Must be a few available in your neck of the woods

You do know it's actuall hard being s single woman on here we don't just get meets ya know

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I have baked fresh madeleines and I am now doing a coffee and walnut cake..

...the smells of fresh baking waft across a small Devonshire village and the naughty ladies of the WI, like bisto kids, are floating to my open door........ and dungeon.

S'all good innit?"

If you swop the coffee for carrots then you'll have one more naughty lady floating to that open door of yours

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I still don't bloody know what to do tonight I shall decide while cleaning

Get yourself out and about or have a party

No party I might go Chams if I can find a victim to come along with me

Must be a few available in your neck of the woods

You do know it's actuall hard being s single woman on here we don't just get meets ya know

I concur!!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Got woken by Testarossa who then popped in for coffee. Done a few loads of washing & set up new phone. Now drinking cider playing with phone. Need to get in shower & get ready to go out..........

Flake!

I have been working very hard at the beauticians- or should that be the beautician has been working very hard on me!

And I bought milk.

Go me.

You can make your own cuppa now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive had food and emptied the bins today - thats all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been a busy bee today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got woken by Testarossa who then popped in for coffee. Done a few loads of washing & set up new phone. Now drinking cider playing with phone. Need to get in shower & get ready to go out..........

Flake!

I have been working very hard at the beauticians- or should that be the beautician has been working very hard on me!

And I bought milk.

Go me.

You can make your own cuppa now!"

Naaa, cba!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Got woken by Testarossa who then popped in for coffee. Done a few loads of washing & set up new phone. Now drinking cider playing with phone. Need to get in shower & get ready to go out.......... "

What I'd give for the 1st line

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