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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ooh they've all been getting my dander up today, and not in a good way.....I need to vent some tension! Lol!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Three fucks in three days, 'ere

Plenty to spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep got loads, but am not sharing, sO there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some Haribo star mix if that's any good but my sex is on fire so its not a lot of use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have mine if you want. I'm too tired today.

I'll send it over special delivery.

Mrs x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

3 weeks and counting for me

Was like a dog on heat yesterday

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I would oblige OP but......

Well you know.......

I definitely want to......

Today is inconvenient.......

Another time I would love to......

Can we arrange a meet then?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Three fucks in three days, 'ere

Plenty to spare

Gis a shag then Joe, I've been too busy to organise one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginuwine - Pony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68IFfpJNLUs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Three fucks in three days, 'ere

Plenty to spare

Lucky git, I've not had any since Monday.

So I've got loads to spare

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I would oblige OP but......

Well you know.......

I definitely want to......

Today is inconvenient.......

Another time I would love to......

Can we arrange a meet then?"

But I need it now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would oblige OP but......

Well you know.......

I definitely want to......

Today is inconvenient.......

Another time I would love to......

Can we arrange a meet then?

But I need it now!!!

I am playing with something big and hard now, do you want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to ride my tongue ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having some later....but I'm already sharing it with hubby

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ginuwine - Pony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68IFfpJNLUs"

Haha, ooh you's bad!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I would oblige OP but......

Well you know.......

I definitely want to......

Today is inconvenient.......

Another time I would love to......

Can we arrange a meet then?

But I need it now!!!

Aw, go on then, what's the postcode?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I had some but the dates expired on it yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I can't even muster up a hangover horn just yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant even give it away.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I had some but the dates expired on it yesterday

Lol, that's no good, it goes all soft when it's stale

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I need some too

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I would oblige OP but......

Well you know.......

I definitely want to......

Today is inconvenient.......

Another time I would love to......

Can we arrange a meet then?

But I need it now!!!

Aw, go on then, what's the postcode?"

Yay I'm saved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need some too

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still got some quavers left

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Please help yourself from my daily single man shag quota. It is an infinite number but in practice rarely exceeds zero

please leave a polite thank you note.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ginuwine - Pony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68IFfpJNLUs

Haha, ooh you's bad!!

Thought it was appropriate for you

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Yep got loads, but am not sharing, sO there

You've only got a little one anyway so ner!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Sounds like somebody needs an angry fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ginuwine - Pony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68IFfpJNLUs"

Didn't think you would know about that kind of shizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ginuwine - Pony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68IFfpJNLUs

Didn't think you would know about that kind of shizzle"

Why's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Checks both pockets and turns em inside out]

...sorry, I'm all out of sex at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have some?

Its my birthday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh they've all been getting my dander up today, and not in a good way.....I need to vent some tension! Lol!

*waves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two things

That tune was big in rnb in 90's for one when you were very young and you appear as though you may be into alternative music. But hey assume makes an ass of you and me. Well me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag fuck screw

Theres 3 for you frisky.. Variety is the spice of life.. now we're really mixing it up

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Will this afternoon do?

I've got a lot on this morning

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ginuwine - Pony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68IFfpJNLUs

Haha, ooh you's bad!!

Thought it was appropriate for you

I'm actually more in this kind of mood....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mln0RciE2o0

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Sounds like somebody needs an angry fuck

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Will this afternoon do?

I've got a lot on this morning

Oh yes of course, as a woman on fabs I only expect to be slotted in between household chores, as convenient....

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Shag fuck screw

Theres 3 for you frisky.. Variety is the spice of life.. now we're really mixing it up

the effort is appreciated....I was just after something a bit more tangible this morning!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I have men on dating sites sending me risque first messages - how very dare they!!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Will this afternoon do?

I've got a lot on this morning

Oh yes of course, as a woman on fabs I only expect to be slotted in between household chores, as convenient....

You want me to drop everything just because you can't control your oversexed libido? I'm not a machine you know

how utterly charming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will this afternoon do?

I've got a lot on this morning

Oh yes of course, as a woman on fabs I only expect to be slotted in between household chores, as convenient....

You want me to drop everything just because you can't control your oversexed libido? I'm not a machine you know

how utterly charming!"

She doesn't want you to drop everything... just your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two things

That tune was big in rnb in 90's for one when you were very young and you appear as though you may be into alternative music. But hey assume makes an ass of you and me. Well me anyway "

Appearances can deceive. Don't worry I get similar assumptions a lot. I like that about me though.

It's simply that I listen to a lot of music and different genres.

Plus this is one of the best songs in the world to dance to.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Shag fuck screw

Theres 3 for you frisky.. Variety is the spice of life.. now we're really mixing it up

the effort is appreciated....I was just after something a bit more tangible this morning!

"
come to rye I've got a bit to spare here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anytime for you frisky

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Will this afternoon do?

I've got a lot on this morning

Oh yes of course, as a woman on fabs I only expect to be slotted in between household chores, as convenient....

You want me to drop everything just because you can't control your oversexed libido? I'm not a machine you know

how utterly charming!"

Typical man - sex on demand, that's the deal if yer on here you know! Otherwise piss off back to POF....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not been inside a woman in days and feel like I really need to be.... My lovely lady will be the one getting it later though.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Two things

That tune was big in rnb in 90's for one when you were very young and you appear as though you may be into alternative music. But hey assume makes an ass of you and me. Well me anyway

Appearances can deceive. Don't worry I get similar assumptions a lot. I like that about me though.

It's simply that I listen to a lot of music and different genres.

Plus this is one of the best songs in the world to dance to. "

I like that kind of dancing....

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Anytime for you frisky

Hmm, 10 miles away - that should do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two things

That tune was big in rnb in 90's for one when you were very young and you appear as though you may be into alternative music. But hey assume makes an ass of you and me. Well me anyway

Appearances can deceive. Don't worry I get similar assumptions a lot. I like that about me though.

It's simply that I listen to a lot of music and different genres.

Plus this is one of the best songs in the world to dance to.

I like that kind of dancing....

You really are going to have to see my hips swing one day.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Two things

That tune was big in rnb in 90's for one when you were very young and you appear as though you may be into alternative music. But hey assume makes an ass of you and me. Well me anyway

Appearances can deceive. Don't worry I get similar assumptions a lot. I like that about me though.

It's simply that I listen to a lot of music and different genres.

Plus this is one of the best songs in the world to dance to.

I like that kind of dancing....

You really are going to have to see my hips swing one day. "

Oh yes, you mentioned your hips before haha....I like to feel them move actually!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Will this afternoon do?

I've got a lot on this morning

Oh yes of course, as a woman on fabs I only expect to be slotted in between household chores, as convenient....

You want me to drop everything just because you can't control your oversexed libido? I'm not a machine you know

how utterly charming!

Typical man - sex on demand, that's the deal if yer on here you know! Otherwise piss off back to POF....

"
how selfish! I might just do that , now where did I leave that rugby shirt and and fishing rod?

Stomps off looking for a pair of waders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh they've all been getting my dander up today, and not in a good way.....I need to vent some tension! Lol!

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Only if you let me be that rugby ball!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two things

That tune was big in rnb in 90's for one when you were very young and you appear as though you may be into alternative music. But hey assume makes an ass of you and me. Well me anyway

Appearances can deceive. Don't worry I get similar assumptions a lot. I like that about me though.

It's simply that I listen to a lot of music and different genres.

Plus this is one of the best songs in the world to dance to.

I like that kind of dancing....

You really are going to have to see my hips swing one day.

Oh yes, you mentioned your hips before haha....I like to feel them move actually!

That can be arranged

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Ginuwine - Pony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68IFfpJNLUs"

Great song!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anytime for you frisky

Hmm, 10 miles away - that should do it!

Happy to have assisted

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ooh they've all been getting my dander up today, and not in a good way.....I need to vent some tension! Lol!

Only if you let me be that rugby ball!

xx"

Fancy a ruck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh they've all been getting my dander up today, and not in a good way.....I need to vent some tension! Lol!

Only if you let me be that rugby ball!

Fancy a ruck?

"
Ooooo yes please! Bagsy getting my head under your legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three fucks in three days, 'ere

Plenty to spare

You, sir, are a trollop!

I am on holiday - and even I have only had one shag in three days!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ooh they've all been getting my dander up today, and not in a good way.....I need to vent some tension! Lol!

Only if you let me be that rugby ball!

Fancy a ruck?

Ooooo yes please! Bagsy getting my head under your legs!

Cauliflower ears here we come!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Three fucks in three days, 'ere

Plenty to spare

You, sir, are a trollop!

I am on holiday - and even I have only had one shag in three days!

Ridden any camels yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three fucks in three days, 'ere

Plenty to spare

You, sir, are a trollop!

I am on holiday - and even I have only had one shag in three days!

Ridden any camels yet?

Nope - but my friend's got the hump! That count?

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By *opedick89Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Can I have some?

Its my birthday..."

Y not it's your birthday

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Shag fuck screw

Theres 3 for you frisky.. Variety is the spice of life.. now we're really mixing it up

the effort is appreciated....I was just after something a bit more tangible this morning!

come to rye I've got a bit to spare here

The seven seeds of Rye huh lol!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Shag fuck screw

Theres 3 for you frisky.. Variety is the spice of life.. now we're really mixing it up

the effort is appreciated....I was just after something a bit more tangible this morning!

come to rye I've got a bit to spare here

The seven seeds of Rye huh lol!

"
firing seedless.but you're more than welcome xx

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Shag fuck screw

Theres 3 for you frisky.. Variety is the spice of life.. now we're really mixing it up

the effort is appreciated....I was just after something a bit more tangible this morning!

come to rye I've got a bit to spare here

The seven seeds of Rye huh lol!

firing seedless.but you're more than welcome xx"

Jaffa ncy a shag?

Bad pun alert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mislaid my sex along time back.......

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm gonna try bacon, see if that eases anything. ...

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I'm gonna try bacon, see if that eases anything. ...

Bacon fixes everything

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm gonna try bacon, see if that eases anything. ...

Bacon fixes everything

It almost does I think, at least for most kinds of internal medicine!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm gonna try bacon, see if that eases anything. ...

Bacon fixes everything

It almost does I think, at least for most kinds of internal medicine!

It was 25% of solving my breakfast requirements this morning

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm gonna try bacon, see if that eases anything. ...

Bacon fixes everything

It almost does I think, at least for most kinds of internal medicine!

It was 25% of solving my breakfast requirements this morning "

50% of my lunch.....maybe I'm not inQUITE such a dire state as I was...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ffs have you not had somebody hanging out of you yet. I've been to bed and everything. Do I have to do everything round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh they've all been getting my dander up today, and not in a good way.....I need to vent some tension! Lol!

I have, but you don't want me!xx

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ooh they've all been getting my dander up today, and not in a good way.....I need to vent some tension! Lol!

I have, but you don't want me!xx"

Haha, I doo, I doo, but I've only got a Fiesta not a helicopter!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ffs have you not had somebody hanging out of you yet. I've been to bed and everything. Do I have to do everything round here"

Haha, you know me Bladey, I'm hard work

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ffs have you not had somebody hanging out of you yet. I've been to bed and everything. Do I have to do everything round here

Haha, you know me Bladey, I'm hard work

That just standard female isn't it

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ffs have you not had somebody hanging out of you yet. I've been to bed and everything. Do I have to do everything round here

Haha, you know me Bladey, I'm hard work

That just standard female isn't it

Nothing standard about me babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey woman, you still not been sorted

I feel mean for not sharing now, obviously what this site needs is more single men

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Blimey woman, you still not been sorted

I feel mean for not sharing now, obviously what this site needs is more single men

I think it does, or standard issue helicopters so we can squeeze sex in between single men's flat mate's movements and my horses feeding times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got some to spare. I'm off out with my girl friends later so I'll loan you Mr for a couple of hours. Send him back when you've worn him out. I can get a good nights kip then.

Sarah

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"We've got some to spare. I'm off out with my girl friends later so I'll loan you Mr for a couple of hours. Send him back when you've worn him out. I can get a good nights kip then.

Sarah "

Thanks - that would've been really handy if I was still living in Glos lol!!

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