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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

What's the funniest or most cringeworthy thing someone has said during or after sex?

Thread idea came from a conversation in the pub last night where a girl said an ex said his name out loud when he finished and another said the guy wanted to high five her

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used YOWZA once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very outwardly conservative playmate start singing and beat-boxing; The Bad Touch.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her "

You need your cowboy hat avatar to go with that comment

OP: When you've been married as long as we have, sex-talk generally involves either giving a list of shopping for tomorrow, planning the next stage on the house, or asking if the lights downstairs were turned off and the back door locked.

Or is that just us?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her

You need your cowboy hat avatar to go with that comment

OP: When you've been married as long as we have, sex-talk generally involves either giving a list of shopping for tomorrow, planning the next stage on the house, or asking if the lights downstairs were turned off and the back door locked.

Or is that just us?

Mr ddc"

Well, I've asked if the back door is locked a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the funniest or most cringeworthy thing someone has said during or after sex?

Thread idea came from a conversation in the pub last night where a girl said an ex said his name out loud when he finished and another said the guy wanted to high five her "

I once had a guy try to convince me to rim him by telling me others thought his arse tasted like pop tarts

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her

You need your cowboy hat avatar to go with that comment

OP: When you've been married as long as we have, sex-talk generally involves either giving a list of shopping for tomorrow, planning the next stage on the house, or asking if the lights downstairs were turned off and the back door locked.

Or is that just us?

Mr ddc

Well, I've asked if the back door is locked a few times "

Is that code for whether or not thay like anal sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her "

Alright Dr who haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her

You need your cowboy hat avatar to go with that comment

OP: When you've been married as long as we have, sex-talk generally involves either giving a list of shopping for tomorrow, planning the next stage on the house, or asking if the lights downstairs were turned off and the back door locked.

Or is that just us?

Mr ddc

Well, I've asked if the back door is locked a few times

Is that code for whether or not thay like anal sex?"

That was the implication yes.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her

You need your cowboy hat avatar to go with that comment

OP: When you've been married as long as we have, sex-talk generally involves either giving a list of shopping for tomorrow, planning the next stage on the house, or asking if the lights downstairs were turned off and the back door locked.

Or is that just us?

Mr ddc

Well, I've asked if the back door is locked a few times

Is that code for whether or not thay like anal sex?

That was the implication yes."

Even when the back door has been locked, I know where the key is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During sex with my then girlfriend said quite abrubtly " Dave .....how long are you going to be " I said "why and I started laughing.She then said "its just I'm very tired"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a running commentary guy i did wonder maybe he was doing a sound recording till i told him to shut the fuck up and he apologised and said he was just really nervous lol

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Once had a running commentary guy i did wonder maybe he was doing a sound recording till i told him to shut the fuck up and he apologised and said he was just really nervous lol"

I've got this image in my head of him shagging you and doing a commentary like the football matches, ending with him dribbling in your box and shooting

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"During sex with my then girlfriend said quite abrubtly " Dave .....how long are you going to be " I said "why and I started laughing.She then said "its just I'm very tired"

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Priceless

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I always shout Geronimo! when I leap off the top of the wardrobe on to her

You need your cowboy hat avatar to go with that comment

OP: When you've been married as long as we have, sex-talk generally involves either giving a list of shopping for tomorrow, planning the next stage on the house, or asking if the lights downstairs were turned off and the back door locked.

Or is that just us?

Mr ddc

Well, I've asked if the back door is locked a few times "

Smooth

MrsSB

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Lol I just say can I fuck your Arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooooaaaaaaal

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I asked her to moan a bit to turn me on. She replied "the ceiling needs painting "

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