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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I would bang the top of your cervix anyday darling"

not bad for before 11am

what's the best/worst you have heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really some people xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfaoooo what a prince charming. send him my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmfaoooo what a prince charming. send him my way "
nope I ain't coming

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The top of the cervix? Christ!

I shall trump him madam and enter your fallopian tubes!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

Whats a cervix ,is it that soft bit on the top of your head when born ?

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


""I would bang the top of your cervix anyday darling"

not bad for before 11am

what's the best/worst you have heard"

is that the potholer fixing his piton?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The top of the cervix? Christ!

I shall trump him madam and enter your fallopian tubes!!! "

Ya would have ta get past the teeth first xxx

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"The top of the cervix? Christ!

I shall trump him madam and enter your fallopian tubes!!! "

do smurfettes have them???? Bring it on bananaboy

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"The top of the cervix? Christ!

I shall trump him madam and enter your fallopian tubes!!! "

And i will raise that with a womb infiltration ...pincer movement of course

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"The top of the cervix? Christ!

I shall trump him madam and enter your fallopian tubes!!!

Ya would have ta get past the teeth first xxx "

lmfao

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"The top of the cervix? Christ!

I shall trump him madam and enter your fallopian tubes!!!

Ya would have ta get past the teeth first xxx "

ssshhhh, sensy has been conspicuous by his absence, don't entice him back in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine to other guys on a night out would be.. 'have you ever fucked a fat bird? Well tonights your unlucky night!'

normally gets a giggle

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