FabSwingers.com forum: Let's all shag and be happy

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What do you reckon?

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Yay...where are the men??

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Yay...where are the men??

Fuck knows

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am here I have been waiting for a mff all year lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm too full of baked potato to want a shag right now. But I am happy nevertheless if that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you reckon?

Sounds good x

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I'm here too ladies, getting close to an orgy here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too full of baked potato to want a shag right now. But I am happy nevertheless if that counts."

Of all the excuses.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok then .....now who with ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of us men here for you ladies

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am only here in my boxers

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Turning down the lights

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm too full of baked potato to want a shag right now. But I am happy nevertheless if that counts.

Of all the excuses.....

It was a really good baked potato!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty tired, can I have a nap

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'd love a shag but can't see it happening any time soon

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Well I'm up for fucking the ladies sorry chaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some lovely ladies in here tonight

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Well I'm up for fucking the ladies sorry chaps "

I think we'd all be happy to watch though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great dance but I'm not having a beehive do

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Turning down the lights

Ooo OK then I'm choosing the music x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you reckon?

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I would love to if thats an invitation;-)x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok then .....now who with ?"

Is that you Simon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm up for fucking the ladies sorry chaps

I think we'd all be happy to watch though"

Hahaha true ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just watch. I'm knackered x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turning down the lights

Ooo OK then I'm choosing the music x"

Go on then.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What do you reckon?

I would love to if thats an invitation;-)x"

Nah sorry

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

"Well I'm up for fucking the ladies sorry chaps "

And us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you reckon?

I would love to if thats an invitation;-)x

Nah sorry

wounded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks a bit of a sausage fest, I'll pop back in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got wine........gums

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just me and Mr Magners here..so lets shag!! Has to be angry tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok then .....now who with ?

Is that you Simon?

Yes it is....its a no from me

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just me and Mr Magners here..so lets shag!! Has to be angry tho!

Oh I love a bit of angry sex

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Looks a bit of a sausage fest, I'll pop back in a bit

Did someone say sausages!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Haha they are talking about swinging on goggle box

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What do you reckon?

I would love to if thats an invitation;-)x

Nah sorry

wounded

It's ok you will get over it

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

hardly any men on here it's all women

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"hardly any men on here it's all women

What do you want to meet men? But you are straight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want a shag

Can I watch and give words of encouragement ?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't want a shag

Can I watch and give words of encouragement ? "

You can score out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want a shag

Can I watch and give words of encouragement ? "

Shame v I'd love too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want a shag

Can I watch and give words of encouragement ?

You can score out of 10

Can I hold up score cards ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you reckon?

great idea but I found the wine first

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

"hardly any men on here it's all women

What do you want to meet men? But you are straight?

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no way just saying it's lonely being the only man in the fab village

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't want a shag

Can I watch and give words of encouragement ?

You can score out of 10

Can I hold up score cards ? "

Yes lovely you can

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"hardly any men on here it's all women

What do you want to meet men? But you are straight?

no way just saying it's lonely being the only man in the fab village"

Are you serious have you looked at how many men are in the fab village

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What do you reckon?

great idea but I found the wine first

Trust you Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you reckon?

great idea but I found the wine first

Hmm that reminds me - time to crack open a Malbec

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

"hardly any men on here it's all women

What do you want to meet men? But you are straight?

no way just saying it's lonely being the only man in the fab village

Are you serious have you looked at how many men are in the fab village

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I know it feels bad don't remind me

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"hardly any men on here it's all women

What do you want to meet men? But you are straight?

no way just saying it's lonely being the only man in the fab village

Are you serious have you looked at how many men are in the fab village

I know it feels bad don't remind me

It's ok you will be ok....honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just shagged and I'm Happy....bye

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Am I too late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay...where are the men??

I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you reckon?

Mmmmmm yes sexy _isscheekychops

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What do you reckon?

Mmmmmm yes sexy _isscheekychops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already naked and ready lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you reckon?

Mmmmmm yes sexy _isscheekychops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag and be happy sounds like a bloody fine idea....shame I'm too far away & too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I sign? :P

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I can't I've put myself on a sex ban

. No more shagging around until I'm in love. It may be a very short ban...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage fest?

Count me in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you reckon?

I would love to if thats an invitation;-)x

Nah sorry

wounded

It's ok you will get over it

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just about its hard to take from a stunning lady

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What do you reckon?

I would love to if thats an invitation;-)x

Nah sorry

wounded

It's ok you will get over it

just about its hard to take from a stunning lady

Yeah yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x"

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

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over a year ago

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

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well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You drove me to drink

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you reckon?

For me, lately, they are mutually exclusive states.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you reckon?

I would love to if thats an invitation;-)x

Nah sorry

wounded

It's ok you will get over it

just about its hard to take from a stunning lady

Yeah yeah

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I'll move along quietly

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over a year ago

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

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I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

You told fired the real deal and now you tell me you are a sperm killer

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over a year ago

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

You told fired the real deal and now you tell me you are a sperm killer

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I prefer to think there asleep. Not dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good to me but it'll have to wait I'm working

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

You told fired the real deal and now you tell me you are a sperm killer

I prefer to think there asleep. Not dead. "

Murderer

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

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over a year ago

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

You told fired the real deal and now you tell me you are a sperm killer

I prefer to think there asleep. Not dead.

Murderer

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they deserve all they get. The babymaking little bastuds

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over a year ago

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

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and chips. Don't forget the chips

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you reckon?

Done and done!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

and chips. Don't forget the chips "

Just don't talk to me you barebacker you,did the chips come with anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 mins ago I had a pregnant gf and a lovely lady who was gonna be my wife. Now I have nothing. Oh well I have me wine

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over a year ago

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

and chips. Don't forget the chips

Just don't talk to me you barebacker you,did the chips come with anything?"
yep. And I was gonna throw in some curry sauce

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Now look ere mr toshie you cant go round calling miss cheeky a tart when we all know your the biggest tart going

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over a year ago

"5 mins ago I had a pregnant gf and a lovely lady who was gonna be my wife. Now I have nothing. Oh well I have me wine

You can shag me if you wipe me over afterwards and pull my knickers up.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"5 mins ago I had a pregnant gf and a lovely lady who was gonna be my wife. Now I have nothing. Oh well I have me wine

There are consequences to your actions Tosh,you can't just go around doing what you want and who you want and expect no consequences! What wine do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard the person above me in this thread had to shag me or suffer endlessly.

Bad luck Tosh

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off..."

Was it a tenner a night one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good to me x

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over a year ago

"Now look ere mr toshie you cant go round calling miss cheeky a tart when we all know your the biggest tart going

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don't you start I've lost everything

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over a year ago

"5 mins ago I had a pregnant gf and a lovely lady who was gonna be my wife. Now I have nothing. Oh well I have me wine

You can shag me if you wipe me over afterwards and pull my knickers up."
nice one. Deal.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

"
I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 mins ago I had a pregnant gf and a lovely lady who was gonna be my wife. Now I have nothing. Oh well I have me wine

There are consequences to your actions Tosh,you can't just go around doing what you want and who you want and expect no consequences! What wine do you have?

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a lovely little cheeky red. £,3.79 aldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard the person above me in this thread had to shag me or suffer endlessly.

Bad luck Tosh

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story of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I have to take off my comfy pjs ?

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over a year ago

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

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how much maintenance do you want .

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Now look ere mr toshie you cant go round calling miss cheeky a tart when we all know your the biggest tart going

don't you start I've lost everything "
you lost that yrs ago and you promised me diamonds you you grrrrrrr

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Would I have to take off my comfy pjs ?

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make a cat flap in the bottoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now look ere mr toshie you cant go round calling miss cheeky a tart when we all know your the biggest tart going

don't you start I've lost everything you lost that yrs ago and you promised me diamonds you you grrrrrrr

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yeah that's before I got cheeky pregnant. I have mouths to feed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I have to take off my comfy pjs ?

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yep. Off with em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I have to take off my comfy pjs ?

yep. Off with em "

What's it worth ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I have to take off my comfy pjs ?

make a cat flap in the bottoms

Cat flap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now let me think

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Would I have to take off my comfy pjs ?

yep. Off with em

What's it worth ?

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way toshie is going the we will all be on one born every minute

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Now let me think

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careful ur get a headache with thinking

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

No I told him I wanted a posh b&b,although thinking about it it probably was

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over a year ago

"What do you reckon?

I wish I had the time

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over a year ago

"Would I have to take off my comfy pjs ?

yep. Off with em

What's it worth ?

way toshie is going the we will all be on one born every minute"
I'm a jaffa. ( seedless ) I can't make babies. But I still practise

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent

A tent on my wedding night?!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"5 mins ago I had a pregnant gf and a lovely lady who was gonna be my wife. Now I have nothing. Oh well I have me wine

5 mins ago I had a hymen

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over a year ago

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

No I told him I wanted a posh b&b,although thinking about it it probably was

"
excuse me. I had the honeymoon sweet at the Villa Bella booked. And crab paste sandwiches ordered to be brought to our suite

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over a year ago

"5 mins ago I had a pregnant gf and a lovely lady who was gonna be my wife. Now I have nothing. Oh well I have me wine

5 mins ago I had a hymen

"
is that a song yer sing at church ?

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over a year ago

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent

A tent on my wedding night?!

"
so we could gaze at the stars my love

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Just me and Mr Magners here..so lets shag!! Has to be angry tho!

Oh I love a bit of angry sex

Previous OP in 'Lets have an argument'' is still in full flow and usually a lovely chap! Could be right up your street!!

If you don't grab your chance now, he'll be back to being mellow tomorrow

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over a year ago

"Would I have to take off my comfy pjs ?

yep. Off with em

What's it worth ?

way toshie is going the we will all be on one born every minute"

I'm too old for babies

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

No I told him I wanted a posh b&b,although thinking about it it probably was

excuse me. I had the honeymoon sweet at the Villa Bella booked. And crab paste sandwiches ordered to be brought to our suite

Is that the Villa Bella that Maureen and Frank own,because if it is I've stayed there and it was £8.99 for a double room with shared toilet,I refuse to stay there on my wedding night!!!

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over a year ago

"Now let me think

Took too long. I've got my socks on too now

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent

A tent on my wedding night?!

so we could gaze at the stars my love

Take that back that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm off my sex ban I'm in love...

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over a year ago

"Now let me think

Took too long. I've got my socks on too now

"
yer suppose to get undressed not dressed

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over a year ago

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent

A tent on my wedding night?!

so we could gaze at the stars my love

Take that back that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm off my sex ban I'm in love..."

( shit now I need to get a tent )

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Now let me think

Took too long. I've got my socks on too now

yer suppose to get undressed not dressed

"
nooooooooooooo toshie ur supposed to undress the ladie slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now let me think

Took too long. I've got my socks on too now

yer suppose to get undressed not dressed

nooooooooooooo toshie ur supposed to undress the ladie slowly

"
see this is why I'm single _oddy.

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over a year ago

I wish. It's hard going on here

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent

A tent on my wedding night?!

so we could gaze at the stars my love

Take that back that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm off my sex ban I'm in love...

( shit now I need to get a tent )

and one I can stand up in,no blinking 2 man thing!

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over a year ago

"I don't think I can shag now I'm tipsy x

Fucking hell you get me pregnant then toy turn into an alcoholic

well you tricked me. You went bare back on my cig

OMG we are going to fab hell we did bareback

I was tricked. Anyway.I've had the bloody snip it's not mine yer tart. You cheated on me

I thought we were getting married honeymoon in Blackpool and every thing

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent

A tent on my wedding night?!

so we could gaze at the stars my love

Take that back that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm off my sex ban I'm in love...

( shit now I need to get a tent )

and one I can stand up in,no blinking 2 man thing!"
trust me love. You will be laid down

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I wish. It's hard going on here

Awww do you want a boobie hug?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent

A tent on my wedding night?!

so we could gaze at the stars my love

Take that back that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm off my sex ban I'm in love...

( shit now I need to get a tent )

and one I can stand up in,no blinking 2 man thing! trust me love. You will be laid down

Sleeping I presume,I'd be very tired after watching you stick the 10 man tent up by yourself

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over a year ago

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent

A tent on my wedding night?!

so we could gaze at the stars my love

Take that back that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm off my sex ban I'm in love...

( shit now I need to get a tent )

and one I can stand up in,no blinking 2 man thing! trust me love. You will be laid down

Sleeping I presume,I'd be very tired after watching you stick the 10 man tent up by yourself

"
of course yer dirty minded minx. None of that dirty shenanigans in my new tent. ( it's only on loan till after the honeymoon )

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over a year ago

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent

A tent on my wedding night?!

so we could gaze at the stars my love

Take that back that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm off my sex ban I'm in love...

( shit now I need to get a tent )

and one I can stand up in,no blinking 2 man thing! trust me love. You will be laid down

Sleeping I presume,I'd be very tired after watching you stick the 10 man tent up by yourself

"
and if yer need a wee. No popping yer arse out the tent. Don't be showing me up

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Sleeping I presume,I'd be very tired after watching you stick the 10 man tent up by yourself

of course yer dirty minded minx. None of that dirty shenanigans in my new tent. ( it's only on loan till after the honeymoon )

I don't create any mess or squirty stuff so that wouldn't be a problem. New tent eh I was just presuming you'd nick one,this is going to be a posh honeymoon isn't it. You know how to treat bird's don't you

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent

A tent on my wedding night?!

so we could gaze at the stars my love

Take that back that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm off my sex ban I'm in love...

( shit now I need to get a tent )

and one I can stand up in,no blinking 2 man thing! trust me love. You will be laid down

Sleeping I presume,I'd be very tired after watching you stick the 10 man tent up by yourself

and if yer need a wee. No popping yer arse out the tent. Don't be showing me up

Not into watersports then?!

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over a year ago

Sleeping I presume,I'd be very tired after watching you stick the 10 man tent up by yourself

of course yer dirty minded minx. None of that dirty shenanigans in my new tent. ( it's only on loan till after the honeymoon )

"
yep. Nothing but the best loaned tent for you. And I reckon with a bit of a squeeze.2 people could fit quite comfortable in it

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over a year ago

You can have the lying Bastid

No you can blooming well keep him,I've cancelled the b&b,it's off...

Was it a tenner a night one?

I saw him going into millets and come out with a tent

A tent on my wedding night?!

so we could gaze at the stars my love

Take that back that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm off my sex ban I'm in love...

( shit now I need to get a tent )

and one I can stand up in,no blinking 2 man thing! trust me love. You will be laid down

Sleeping I presume,I'd be very tired after watching you stick the 10 man tent up by yourself

and if yer need a wee. No popping yer arse out the tent. Don't be showing me up

Not into watersports then?!

"
don't mine paddling

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

and one I can stand up in,no blinking 2 man thing! trust me love. You will be laid down

Sleeping I presume,I'd be very tired after watching you stick the 10 man tent up by yourself

and if yer need a wee. No popping yer arse out the tent. Don't be showing me up

Not into watersports then?!

don't mine paddling "

No need for me to stick my arse out of the tent then,paddle away!

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over a year ago

Yes please

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