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ffaaaannnnnnaaaaaaayyyy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FMUMA needs a thread, so we can discuss the shhlapppahhh!!!

(love ya Wend mwah xx)

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

does the title mean she has a very large one then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god dont start her now fa christ sake xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Wendy, come out, come out, wherever you are

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oi ya melted welly faced toleygub. If you are going to call me a fanny at least spell it right

FAAAAANNNNNAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"does the title mean she has a very large one then "

'Echo' is a word I have in my head right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone got their tinhats ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

canna keep up

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"everyone got their tinhats ready "

yep and a bacon butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does the title mean she has a very large one then

'Echo' is a word I have in my head right now "

Potholing course i thinks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"canna keep up "
run while you have the chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oi ya melted welly faced toleygub. If you are going to call me a fanny at least spell it right

FAAAAANNNNNAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"canna keep up run while you have the chance "
i have in to the kitchen

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"does the title mean she has a very large one then

'Echo' is a word I have in my head right now

Potholing course i thinks xx "

Shed is unlocked ya 5'2 shortarsed hairy backed coont!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"canna keep up run while you have the chance i have in to the kitchen "
that's not far enough you are still in striking distance

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


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Shed is unlocked ya 5'2 shortarsed hairy backed coont!!!!!"

Ohhhh!! Does that mean Soapy lied on his profile?? - 'cos it says he's 5' 3" on there....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"

Shed is unlocked ya 5'2 shortarsed hairy backed coont!!!!!

Ohhhh!! Does that mean Soapy lied on his profile?? - 'cos it says he's 5' 3" on there.... "

he did, although he claims Scottish tape measures lie!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Shed is unlocked ya 5'2 shortarsed hairy backed coont!!!!!

Ohhhh!! Does that mean Soapy lied on his profile?? - 'cos it says he's 5' 3" on there.... "

Pink she measured me wi a tape that said i was 5 foot 2 she then measured herself wi the same tape that came out wi her at 5 foot 4 (shes 5,5)

But according to her shes still five five but im five two

Women's logic me thinks xx

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


"does the title mean she has a very large one then

'Echo' is a word I have in my head right now

Potholing course i thinks xx

Shed is unlocked ya 5'2 shortarsed hairy backed coont!!!!!"

OY who you calling A 5'2 shortarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Shed is unlocked ya 5'2 shortarsed hairy backed coont!!!!!

Ohhhh!! Does that mean Soapy lied on his profile?? - 'cos it says he's 5' 3" on there....

he did, although he claims Scottish tape measures lie!!!"

they don't lie...they're just not generous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"does the title mean she has a very large one then

'Echo' is a word I have in my head right now

Potholing course i thinks xx

Shed is unlocked ya 5'2 shortarsed hairy backed coont!!!!!"

"coont" is not how you spell it.... Mrs Echoey-pothole-spellchecking-bint xx

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


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Women's logic me thinks xx "

nowt wrong with that..

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"does the title mean she has a very large one then

'Echo' is a word I have in my head right now

Potholing course i thinks xx

Shed is unlocked ya 5'2 shortarsed hairy backed coont!!!!!

"coont" is not how you spell it.... Mrs Echoey-pothole-spellchecking-bint xx"

shuttit you feckin cunt!!!!!!!! is that better????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"does the title mean she has a very large one then

'Echo' is a word I have in my head right now

Potholing course i thinks xx

Shed is unlocked ya 5'2 shortarsed hairy backed coont!!!!!

"coont" is not how you spell it.... Mrs Echoey-pothole-spellchecking-bint xx

shuttit you feckin cunt!!!!!!!! is that better????"

"Shuttit" - WRONG

"Feckin" - WRONG

"Cunt" - RIGHT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Shed is unlocked ya 5'2 shortarsed hairy backed coont!!!!!

Ohhhh!! Does that mean Soapy lied on his profile?? - 'cos it says he's 5' 3" on there....

Pink she measured me wi a tape that said i was 5 foot 2 she then measured herself wi the same tape that came out wi her at 5 foot 4 (shes 5,5)

But according to her shes still five five but im five two

Women's logic me thinks xx "

I recall one time when you were taller than what you state on your profile hun. it involved wearing me knickers at the time, but that wasnt what made you tall tho lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

5' 2"'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5' 2"' "

Shall I bring an extra "highchair" along on Saturday, as it appears the Hotel may not have enough?

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


"5' 2"' "

is that the depth???????

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"5' 2"'

is that the depth???????

"

he wishes xx

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


"5' 2"'

is that the depth???????

he wishes xx"

ooohhhh it's dark in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5' 2"'

is that the depth???????

he wishes xx

ooohhhh it's dark in here

"

Mind the bats xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"5' 2"'

is that the depth???????

he wishes xx

ooohhhh it's dark in here

"

get out of soapy's arse then

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


"5' 2"'

is that the depth???????

he wishes xx

ooohhhh it's dark in here

get out of soapy's arse then"

hang on I thought this was all about your fanay???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure _muma has a tight perfectly formed little puss...though I could easy imagine spending the same amount of time exploring it as I would a large cave.....

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