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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm just re - visiting red dwarf (for the umpteenth time)...and it's come to Quarantine, my all time favourite episode....

"Hello, my name is Dr. Hildegard Landstrom and I am quite, quite mad."

Any dwarfers out there?

What's your favourite episode/line?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Better than Life......."Duane Dibley?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love red dwarf my kida grew up on it they are all dwarfers too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God so many good episodes really...it was brilliant

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By *veabigun37Man
over a year ago

Northwich

Smeg head!!!!!

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By *andlebarMan
over a year ago

South Northumberland

I love red dwarf... theres to many great episodes to name... and i love the smegups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goalpost head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not the specific episodes it's just the one liners

"kryton go to red alert,"

"Are you sure sir, it means changing the bulb?"

Hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Series 6 was the best.

Lister running out of the tent on his wedding night shouting, 'Change of plan.... Leggggiiiittttttt!!!!'

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What's that..its a white hole sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Love Red Dwarf. Rimmer dressed up as a woman and saying he was king of the potatoe people was one of my favourite episodes but I can't remember the name of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe how old it is the episode in S3 where the pictures come to life - i remember being at primary school re enacting it in the playground

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

We ran out of cows milk ages ago .. we're down to using dog milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

I'm going to thrash you to within an inch of your life, and then.........I'm going to have you

Space core operatives should not attempt oral sex in zero gravity

Favourite episode is gazpacho soup

Danny John jules actually remembers me and my daughters names we have seen them at comic con so many times

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By *negentMan
over a year ago

kirkby

The first series was brilliant

At the time i felt like i was on the spaceship with em alone in the furthest reaches of space

Just brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love Red Dwarf. Rimmer dressed up as a woman and saying he was king of the potatoe people was one of my favourite episodes but I can't remember the name of it?

Quarantine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love the one with the corn fed space weevil...

"Kryten, you know how I feel about vegetables. They're for health nuts. People who exercise."

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By *negentMan
over a year ago

kirkby

Gimboid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We ran out of cows milk ages ago .. we're down to using dog milk

Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The Western was brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better than Life......."Duane Dibley?""

Mine too, loved that episode. I really loved the books too.

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

Great fans of it here, couldn't attempt to pick a favourite..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those that aren't aware, every series of RD is on Netflix at the moment...

A long weekend should enable you to watch them all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those that aren't aware, every series of RD is on Netflix at the moment...

A long weekend should enable you to watch them all...

Well that's any idea of doing fit out if the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Claire Grogan as Kristine Kochanski...

My all time favourite...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for god is the best episode

I love the bit when Lister realises the stasis capsule is a red dwarf garbage pod

Lister "its a smegging red dwarf garbage pod"

Holly "I know"

Lister " why didn't you tell him them"

Holly " well it's a laugh innit"

Still makes me laugh 25 years on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive the renaming of the gun. I can't remember it...

Kryten - There are two reasons we can't use the quantum blaster sir.

One, we haven't got a quantum blaster and

Two, we haven't got a quantum blaster.

Now I know that technically they are the same reason but it was such a reason i thought it worth mentioning twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aliens stole our bog roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lister - We're on a mining ship, 3 million years into deep space. Can somebody explain to me where the same I got this traffic cone

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cat: Hey, this has been a really good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something.

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By *andlebarMan
over a year ago

South Northumberland

Gunmen of the apocolypse .. brilliant episode..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Cat: Hey, this has been a really good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something.

"Le chat, c'est moi"

To paraphrase Louis XIV

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Better than Life......."Duane Dibley?"

Mine too, loved that episode. I really loved the books too."

The books were great! Slightly darker edge to them too, which I like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was no accident, that was first degree toast-aside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better than Life......."Duane Dibley?"

Mine too, loved that episode. I really loved the books too.

The books were great! Slightly darker edge to them too, which I like. "

Agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive the renaming of the gun. I can't remember it...

Kryten - There are two reasons we can't use the quantum blaster sir.

One, we haven't got a quantum blaster and

Two, we haven't got a quantum blaster.

Now I know that technically they are the same reason but it was such a reason i thought it worth mentioning twice.

Lasers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We ran out of cows milk ages ago .. we're down to using dog milk

Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.

Coz no smegger will drink it plus it tastes exactly the same when it goes off as when it does fresh

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Smeg head!!!!!"

Or Smeeeeee Heeeeee

I may or may not have had a little groove in the kitchen on occasion, singing 'I'm gonna get you little fishy' while waiting for my fish fingers to cook

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smeg head!!!!!

Or Smeeeeee Heeeeee

I may or may not have had a little groove in the kitchen on occasion, singing 'I'm gonna get you little fishy' while waiting for my fish fingers to cook

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By *edkent69Man
over a year ago

maidstone

We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool

My favourite episode

First 4 series are like Blackadder...you're laughing ahead as you know what they're going to say/do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your hard light drive is tougher than vindaloo'd mutton!

Lol

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Smoke me a kipper I'll be back by breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We ran out of cows milk ages ago .. we're down to using dog milk

Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.

Coz no smegger will drink it plus it tastes exactly the same when it goes off as when it does fresh

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The talky toaster .. I toast therefore I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queeg 3000.. when they are all made to work for their food. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or where the scutters rewire the ship and Lister orders a milkshake and sets off the auto destruct. ....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Smoke me a kipper I'll be back by breakfast "

for, its for breakfast!!!

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

backwards world.. we're lost.. no we're not theres a sign// Nodnol

Thats in Bulgaria innit.. i did geography at college.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember people.. if your in an alternate universe where time flows backwards, do not I repeat, DO NOT have a shit in the woods!!

That episode had me in stitches

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By *ndykinkyMan
over a year ago

STOKE-ON-TRENT

Fantastic show

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By *ittie4UCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"I'm just re - visiting red dwarf (for the umpteenth time)...and it's come to Quarantine, my all time favourite episode....

"Hello, my name is Dr. Hildegard Landstrom and I am quite, quite mad."

Any dwarfers out there?

What's your favourite episode/line?

Quarantine for me too....still trying to find the recipe for Sprout soufle.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Remember people.. if your in an alternate universe where time flows backwards, do not I repeat, DO NOT have a shit in the woods!!

That episode had me in stitches

I managed to play that episode backwards on vhs with sound , it was unbelievably funny , the language was foul , not many people will have actually got the joke of that episode , it would have been banned if anyone new what they actually said in backwards mode

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tarka Dahl and bhindi bajhi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just re - visiting red dwarf (for the umpteenth time)...and it's come to Quarantine, my all time favourite episode....

"Hello, my name is Dr. Hildegard Landstrom and I am quite, quite mad."

Any dwarfers out there?

What's your favourite episode/line?

Quarantine for me too....still trying to find the recipe for Sprout soufle."

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Just brilliant

Cat going round ship say 'that's mine'

Rimmer in prison on Rimmerworld after they, overthrow him - odd feeling seeing him as a human.

Late one but Lister shagging the vending machine.

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

As a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nodnol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not watched them for years, loved the first 4 or 5 seasons but kinda went off a bit after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonvoro alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!

Smeg off dog food face !

Your father was a baboons rump, and your mother spent most of her life up against walls with sailors

All from the same episode and all still make me chuckle now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bonvoro alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!

Smeg off dog food face !

Your father was a baboons rump, and your mother spent most of her life up against walls with sailors

All from the same episode and all still make me chuckle now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many great moments..

Vindalusians ...

Tongue tied

The alien underpants and subsequent attempted removal

Smeg heads all of ya !

Btw, Creighters lives by me and I see him a lot. Lovely guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was kind of hoping that the UK would have become a Justice Zone by now

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

The only thing that can kill a curry: is a LAAGER!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I really like the episode when Rimmer says he was a cleaner because the other guy changed a colour on his exams revision timetable so instead of sitting his exam, he went swimming

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By *ittie4UCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"Nodnol"

LOL would you believe Nodnol came up in one of my daughters maths exams. She wrote "Red Dwarf fan too" on the paper and got an extra mark!

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

The time wand. Pete ate me. He's never done that before..

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

Nanobots eating their clothes..

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

Go in back to the mining ship after nanobots resurrected it.

Cat. U mean there's a heart out there with no body?

F**k red alert, let's go brown alert

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm rebelling

What you rebelling against

What have you got

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

It's cold outside...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"It's cold outside..."

There's no kind of atmosphere

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"It's cold outside...

There's no kind of atmosphere "

I'm on my own

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"It's cold outside...

There's no kind of atmosphere

I'm on my own

More or less

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Fighting the Polymorph

Rimmer: Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign.

So funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step upto red alert

Are you sure sir that does mean changing the light bulb

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By *orkDefenderMan
over a year ago

Just East of Wakefield

The fairground ride, & the Arnold Rimmer song

Plus, the scene with Rimmer & the stuffed (was it a Penquin?) with laser eyes?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Kriton when he realises listers not his inferior robot. Excuse me I've gussets to scrub

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking view

Kryten asking what's happened to his zoom mode when he becomes human ...

And being told that you move your head nearer the object ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fairground ride, & the Arnold Rimmer song

Plus, the scene with Rimmer & the stuffed (was it a Penquin?) with laser eyes?"

Mr Flibble

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Kryten asking what's happened to his zoom mode when he becomes human ...

And being told that you move your head nearer the object ...

And can't quite get the hang of the groynal attachment.

Flicking through a hoover catalogue should give no man a double exposure

Pure class

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By *edkent69Man
over a year ago

maidstone

"Fighting the Polymorph

Rimmer: Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign.

So funny

The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and Their Rehabilitation into Society

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By *rMrs-Luv-ItCouple
over a year ago

cwmbranish

You can tell a lot from an arrow ...... yep that came from a bow alright pmsl

him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best episode for me is gunmen of the apocolypse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's cold outside...

There's no kind of atmosphere

I'm on my own

More or less

Let me fly, far away from here

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By *edkent69Man
over a year ago

maidstone

Ommm...Ommmm...keep writing those hits kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr flibble is very cross

You should not of run away

Oooooooo no we couldn't possibly do that

Who would clear up all the mess

And

Smoke me a kipper I will be back for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stoke me a clipper....."

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"It's cold outside...

There's no kind of atmosphere

I'm on my own

More or less

Let me fly, far away from here "

Fun fun fun (I think)

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Techy......Techy Techy techy

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Smeeeeg heeeeaaaaadddddddd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm Red Dwarf, use to record it when off on the razz, bought the entire set, and downloaded them aswell.

Dwayne Dibble, you smeeeeg heeeaaaadddd Rimmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is Tarka Dahl, chief ambassador to the Vindaloonian Empire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love red dwarf - kryten trying to swear "smeeeeeeg heeeeeeeead"

Or my personal fav - "mr flibble is very angry "

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

Backing kryten trying to swear ...

Smeeeeg heeeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Series 6 was the best.

Lister running out of the tent on his wedding night shouting, 'Change of plan.... Leggggiiiittttttt!!!!'"

This is my all time favourite quote. Cracks me up every time

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

lister wanted for crimes against humanity because he left a light on and ran up a massive electric bill

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? And I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters," or - and this is my personal preference - "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Smeg head!!!!!

Or Smeeeeee Heeeeee

I may or may not have had a little groove in the kitchen on occasion, singing 'I'm gonna get you little fishy' while waiting for my fish fingers to cook

I did that with the salmon the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love red dwarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kryten: Mr Lister sir can't you see that your behaviour is totally irrational?

Rimmer: In which case we can relive him of duty as per Space Corp Directive 196156.

Kryten: 196156? Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial. Hmm, I'm sorry sir but that doesn't quite get to the nub of the matter for me.

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By *andlebarMan
over a year ago

South Northumberland

"Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? And I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters," or - and this is my personal preference - "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S."

ROFL

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By *andlebarMan
over a year ago

South Northumberland

"Series 6 was the best.

Lister running out of the tent on his wedding night shouting, 'Change of plan.... Leggggiiiittttttt!!!!'

This is my all time favourite quote. Cracks me up every time

Being chased by ainsly harriot..lol

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By *negentMan
over a year ago

kirkby

It was bloody briiiiillllliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

68250? But sir surely that's impossible without at least one live chicken and a rabbi?

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

All of them!

Well that's my Monday all taken up ..

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By *edDwarf2000Man
over a year ago

witham st hughes

Love it

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By *omersetfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Had kryton doing a after dinner speech at one of my events and it was appalling

Such a disappointment!

I was devastated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reviving an old thread..... Met Chris Barrie today, chatted about cars, lovely bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reviving an old thread..... Met Chris Barrie today, chatted about cars, lovely bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lister....are you awake?.....Lister?....LIIISSSTER!!!....are you awake??? Vindaloo for breakfast with a beer milkshake....who needs an Atkins diet with that..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive the renaming of the gun. I can't remember it...

Kryten - There are two reasons we can't use the quantum blaster sir.

One, we haven't got a quantum blaster and

Two, we haven't got a quantum blaster.

Now I know that technically they are the same reason but it was such a reason i thought it worth mentioning twice.

I believe it was a blaster cannon haha

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"Fighting the Polymorph

Rimmer: Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign.

So funny

The Comittee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BaHas to backwards for me. The scene at the end where cat comes out the bushes is classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is back in September

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got teeth that Druids could use as a place of worship !!!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

My favourite is gunmen of the apocalypse and

my favourite line is I think this an appropriate juncture for you to give me five sir give you five? I can do better than that I can give you fifteen!

Or shut up or I'll beat you to death with the wet end

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