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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good Evening Fabbers, Friends and forumites .

To equalize the Ying and yang of the Thursday Rant, which is a good thing getting things out is always good for the soul. So nothing against the rant . Pooch and I have had grumpy days too.

Pooch thought it will be jolly splendid to have a think and give the poster above a jolly nice surprise present.

Let your imaginations run spiffingly wild.

Pooch and I will be out on our evening wander in a while. Its a tad grey and soggy here , though that won't make us dismal duffers we just enjoy being out and jolly well about

Have fun

Remember

Jeep it classy , always a tad sassy but jolly well never trashy

Taff and Pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The great orme xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slinky

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A slinky "

A cake

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A bath filled with lube

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"A slinky

A cake "

Batteries

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"A bath filled with lube "

A lube gun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Billy Bragg cds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deelyboppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Billy Bragg cds "

Gift card at Scatts

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A bath filled with lube "

How sweet

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Billy Bragg cds "

A kilt and some new walking shoes... and a mini Darth Vader costume for the dog.

Yeah.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A slinky

A cake

Batteries "

Who told you my batteries ran out today?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A bath filled with lube

How sweet "

That's stuff's expensive

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Billy Bragg cds

A kilt and some new walking shoes... and a mini Darth Vader costume for the dog.

Yeah. "

Some plant type stuff, botanical like.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A bath filled with lube

How sweet

That's stuff's expensive "

I didn't know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of leopards to match her bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bath filled with lube

How sweet

That's stuff's expensive "

A lorry full of vinyl. Records not flooring.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A bath filled with lube

How sweet

That's stuff's expensive

I didn't know that "

A short course of CBT

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A bath filled with lube

How sweet

That's stuff's expensive

I didn't know that

A short course of CBT

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a jolly large bag of jelly babies a splendid hat and a ticket to the theater

ps I have a super douper kilt

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!"

A journal.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!"

May I suggest a tombstone inscribed with the words:

SO WHAT?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal."

I already wrote a book.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A table tennis bat in the shape of Attila the Hun

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book. "

A rainbow coloured dressing gown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A rainbow coloured dressing gown "

A banana guard

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book. "

A bookmark

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A rainbow coloured dressing gown "

I've got enough dressing gowns and bathrobes to not have to get dressed for 8 days...

You can have a lifetime's supply of oxygen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A slinky

A cake "

Is the bestest thing, ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Joes Book.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Joes Book. "

Cream tea

MrsSB

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Joes Book. "

A pamper day for Pooch

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Joes Book. "

Bucket & Spade set for our trip to the seaside.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I've got enough dressing gowns and bathrobes to not have to get dressed for 8 days...

You can have a lifetime's supply of oxygen"

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana split

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A sex change

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A sex change "

BM tickets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A disposable bbq and a cold bucket full of beers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/05/16 19:39:57]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickets to mama mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tickets to mama mia"

a new selfie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tickets to mama mia

a new selfie"

A new joke

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down


"Tickets to mama mia

a new selfie

A new joke "

Airfares to Belfast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tickets to mama mia

a new selfie

A new joke

Airfares to Belfast! "

A pot of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tickets to mama mia

a new selfie

A new joke

Airfares to Belfast!

A pot of tea"

Hair products

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/05/16 19:58:17]

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A bookmark "

Aww doesn't anyone want to give me anything??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tickets to mama mia

a new selfie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A bookmark

Aww doesn't anyone want to give me anything??

"

A bouquet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of macarons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A bookmark

Aww doesn't anyone want to give me anything??

"

I'm not sure that's a question you should ask.

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A bookmark

Aww doesn't anyone want to give me anything??

I'm not sure that's a question you should ask."
Yorkshire tea and a whip

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A bookmark

Aww doesn't anyone want to give me anything??

I'm not sure that's a question you should ask."
curlers?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A bookmark

Aww doesn't anyone want to give me anything??

"
a my little pony

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A bookmark

Aww doesn't anyone want to give me anything??

a my little pony "

A new towel so I can pinch that one.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A bookmark

Aww doesn't anyone want to give me anything??

a my little pony

A new towel so I can pinch that one. "

A really big bath

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A bookmark

Aww doesn't anyone want to give me anything??

I'm not sure that's a question you should ask."

Oh I'm quite sure it is....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A bookmark

Aww doesn't anyone want to give me anything??

a my little pony

A new towel so I can pinch that one.

A really big bath "

Some bath bombs!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Frisky mare a new riding crop x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frisky mare a new riding crop x"

For Mrs an afternoon shopping including a new pair of shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tickets to mama mia

a new selfie

A new joke "

my joke is ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frisky mare a new riding crop x

For Mrs an afternoon shopping including a new pair of shoes "

Haribos

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

More cake

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"More cake "

Some of my little old lady friend's™ cake

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A copy of "the gentlemans guide to sartorial elegance"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A holly splendid lamp shade and joy division oven gloves

Sorry I am in a randomly silly mood

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A bookmark

Aww doesn't anyone want to give me anything??

a my little pony

A new towel so I can pinch that one. "
a pink Floyd towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More cake "

Fank you (and everyone) very muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two battleships fitted out with giant paint ball guns to play a titanic game of paint balling.

Ha!

A journal.

I already wrote a book.

A bookmark

Aww doesn't anyone want to give me anything??

a my little pony

A new towel so I can pinch that one. a pink Floyd towel "

Sailing seas of cheese - primus

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Mud honey cd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mud honey cd "

Fugazi - greatest hits

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Tool enenima

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tool enenima"

Ministry psalm 69

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A complete collection of Tupperware

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A robot vacuum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A lovely picture of a horse in a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robot that just sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A platter of petits fours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An esso road map , and a Sheffield united 1974 calendar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An esso road map , and a Sheffield united 1974 calendar "

University of Birmingham netball team nude calendar for CoppaFeel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope ..I didnt get anything either

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Nope ..I didnt get anything either"

A bunch of flowers, chocolates and a bottle of pink fizz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope ..I didnt get anything either

A bunch of flowers, chocolates and a bottle of pink fizz"

Some delish cake and quality tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of sturdy walking boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pair of sturdy walking boots "

A kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pair of sturdy walking boots

A kitten "

A year supply of Chinese finest tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pair of sturdy walking boots

A kitten "

So kind. With a pink sparkly collar and bell please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pair of sturdy walking boots

A kitten

A year supply of Chinese finest tea!"

Turns out Tieguanyin tea costs $3,000 per KG so only a month supply if that's okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope ..I didnt get anything either

A bunch of flowers, chocolates and a bottle of pink fizz"

Aww thank you xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope ..I didnt get anything either

A bunch of flowers, chocolates and a bottle of pink fizz

Aww thank you xxxxxxx"

Ajolly big smile ,biscuits and a wander with pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope ..I didnt get anything either

A bunch of flowers, chocolates and a bottle of pink fizz

Aww thank you xxxxxxx

Ajolly big smile ,biscuits and a wander with pooch "

Maybe a recording of The Lark Ascending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pair of sturdy walking boots

A kitten

A year supply of Chinese finest tea!

Turns out Tieguanyin tea costs $3,000 per KG so only a month supply if that's okay "

a cup will be fine.

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

A nice massage? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A eye patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice massage? X"

Eye patch....parrot....peg leg.Take your pick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope ..I didnt get anything either

A bunch of flowers, chocolates and a bottle of pink fizz

Aww thank you xxxxxxx

Ajolly big smile ,biscuits and a wander with pooch

Maybe a recording of The Lark Ascending "

My absolute favourite piece of music ,,thank you x

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

I will take the eye patch mine is a bit salty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope ..I didnt get anything either

A bunch of flowers, chocolates and a bottle of pink fizz

Aww thank you xxxxxxx

Ajolly big smile ,biscuits and a wander with pooch

Maybe a recording of The Lark Ascending

My absolute favourite piece of music ,,thank you x "

One of mine too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will take the eye patch mine is a bit salty "

A jolly Rogering

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope ..I didnt get anything either

A bunch of flowers, chocolates and a bottle of pink fizz

Aww thank you xxxxxxx

Ajolly big smile ,biscuits and a wander with pooch

Maybe a recording of The Lark Ascending

My absolute favourite piece of music ,,thank you x

One of mine too x"

My gift to you. A picnic on a beautiful summers day , pooch and myself as company . Good food , wine and conversation x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A lovely pair of melons to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lovely pair of melons to play with "

A solitaire cubic zirconia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beach towel.

I just realised no one gave me a gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gift of consolation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gift of consolation "

Meh, I'm not too picky! I'll take what I'm given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bravo! You my son shall inherit the Earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoga lasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doh classes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yoga lasses "

Lasses that do yoga?

I'll take them cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doh classes "

A Freudian slip of translucent silk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]"

A rose quartz crystal

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal "

Some rose tinted spectacles!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles! "

A pirate ship, YARRR!

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles!

A pirate ship, YARRR!"

A plank.....oh no wait....you're already a plank. I'll give you a new eye patch

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles!

A pirate ship, YARRR!

A plank.....oh no wait....you're already a plank. I'll give you a new eye patch "

A new doxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles!

A pirate ship, YARRR!

A plank.....oh no wait....you're already a plank. I'll give you a new eye patch "

A £5 pound book token.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles!

A pirate ship, YARRR!

A plank.....oh no wait....you're already a plank. I'll give you a new eye patch

A new doxy"

Bought myself a black one last week

I buy you a towel!!!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles!

A pirate ship, YARRR!

A plank.....oh no wait....you're already a plank. I'll give you a new eye patch

A new doxy

Bought myself a black one last week

I buy you a towel!!!!! "

Told you I had a brand new 1 an you throw me a 2nd hand towels pfffft

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles!

A pirate ship, YARRR!

A plank.....oh no wait....you're already a plank. I'll give you a new eye patch

A £5 pound book token."

Do they publish 'Bring Out Your Bums' by Fab Smoothies in paperback?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles!

A pirate ship, YARRR!

A plank.....oh no wait....you're already a plank. I'll give you a new eye patch

A new doxy

Bought myself a black one last week

I buy you a towel!!!!!

Told you I had a brand new 1 an you throw me a 2nd hand towels pfffft"

We'll teach you how to use it. Need to plan a visit

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles!

A pirate ship, YARRR!

A plank.....oh no wait....you're already a plank. I'll give you a new eye patch

A new doxy

Bought myself a black one last week

I buy you a towel!!!!!

Told you I had a brand new 1 an you throw me a 2nd hand towels pfffft

We'll teach you how to use it. Need to plan a visit "

Think I no how to use a towel dear

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles!

A pirate ship, YARRR!

A plank.....oh no wait....you're already a plank. I'll give you a new eye patch

A new doxy

Bought myself a black one last week

I buy you a towel!!!!!

Told you I had a brand new 1 an you throw me a 2nd hand towels pfffft

We'll teach you how to use it. Need to plan a visit

Think I no how to use a towel dear "

Awwww thats the nicest thing you ever called me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles!

A pirate ship, YARRR!

A plank.....oh no wait....you're already a plank. I'll give you a new eye patch

A new doxy

Bought myself a black one last week

I buy you a towel!!!!!

Told you I had a brand new 1 an you throw me a 2nd hand towels pfffft

We'll teach you how to use it. Need to plan a visit

Think I no how to use a towel dear

Awwww thats the nicest thing you ever called me "

I'm going soft in my old age aren't I

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles!

A pirate ship, YARRR!

A plank.....oh no wait....you're already a plank. I'll give you a new eye patch

A new doxy

Bought myself a black one last week

I buy you a towel!!!!!

Told you I had a brand new 1 an you throw me a 2nd hand towels pfffft

We'll teach you how to use it. Need to plan a visit

Think I no how to use a towel dear

Awwww thats the nicest thing you ever called me

I'm going soft in my old age aren't I "

Soft and old are no use to me

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles!

A pirate ship, YARRR!

A plank.....oh no wait....you're already a plank. I'll give you a new eye patch

A new doxy

Bought myself a black one last week

I buy you a towel!!!!!

Told you I had a brand new 1 an you throw me a 2nd hand towels pfffft

We'll teach you how to use it. Need to plan a visit

Think I no how to use a towel dear

Awwww thats the nicest thing you ever called me

I'm going soft in my old age aren't I

Soft and old are no use to me "

A slap up dinner for four

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 00:25:36]

A rose quartz crystal

Some rose tinted spectacles!

A pirate ship, YARRR!

A plank.....oh no wait....you're already a plank. I'll give you a new eye patch

A new doxy

Bought myself a black one last week

I buy you a towel!!!!!

Told you I had a brand new 1 an you throw me a 2nd hand towels pfffft

We'll teach you how to use it. Need to plan a visit

Think I no how to use a towel dear

Awwww thats the nicest thing you ever called me

I'm going soft in my old age aren't I

Soft and old are no use to me

A slap up dinner for four "
my address in a box of choccys lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A water bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A graveyard for threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pinna colada (sp?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pinna colada (sp?)"

A Tshirt for summer. That leather is too hot for this weather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A saturated tee shirt, for all seasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A saturated tee shirt, for all seasons. "

A wee plastic bucket and spade so you can build a sand castle !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr P Bear can borrow my flogger

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A weekend in May

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A weekend in May

"

A day off

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A weekend in May

A day off"

HA!!!

A day off what? I've been on holiday for the last three years!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A weekend in May

A day off"

A hat - to go with his new username

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"A weekend in May

A day off"

The billy Bragg cd's that walking taff gave me.

I'm done with them now thx

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"A weekend in May

A day off

A hat - to go with his new username"

Wanna buy some billy Bragg cd's

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A weekend in May

A day off

A hat - to go with his new username

Wanna buy some billy Bragg cd's"

Thank you, no.

Cup of tea?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"A weekend in May

A day off

A hat - to go with his new username

Wanna buy some billy Bragg cd's

Thank you, no.

Cup of tea?"

A hotel room full of straight men

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A weekend in May

A day off

A hat - to go with his new username

Wanna buy some billy Bragg cd's

Thank you, no.

Cup of tea?

A hotel room full of straight men"

* 'straight' men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A weekend in May

A day off

A hat - to go with his new username

Wanna buy some billy Bragg cd's

Thank you, no.

Cup of tea?"

A jewel encrusted black walking cane. I know not why, it just came to me.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A weekend in May

A day off

A hat - to go with his new username

Wanna buy some billy Bragg cd's

Thank you, no.

Cup of tea?

A hotel room full of straight men"

Come and join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice ball gag

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A weekend in May

A day off

A hat - to go with his new username

Wanna buy some billy Bragg cd's

Thank you, no.

Cup of tea?

A jewel encrusted black walking cane. I know not why, it just came to me. "

I was hoping for one with a sword inside. Not too fussed about the jewels.

Have some Jimmy Choos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A discman full of Taylor Swift songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamondjoe I shall give you a cheeseboard with some stilton a diamond incrusted knife n a bottle of finest port. Oh n the cheese board is made of black marble. xxx

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Prettytiedup a book on knots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A weekend in May

A day off

A hat - to go with his new username

Wanna buy some billy Bragg cd's

Thank you, no.

Cup of tea?"

A day off from all that fucking, you'll do yourself an injury.

And you can't just go around offering people tea.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A weekend in May

A day off

A hat - to go with his new username

Wanna buy some billy Bragg cd's

Thank you, no.

Cup of tea?

A day off from all that fucking, you'll do yourself an injury.

And you can't just go around offering people tea."

I *might* be looking at 3 in a row tonight. We'll see.

It's better than exercise

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Diamondjoe I shall give you a cheeseboard with some stilton a diamond incrusted knife n a bottle of finest port. Oh n the cheese board is made of black marble. xxx"

Have you seen my kitchen?

That would fit perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A weekend in May

A day off

A hat - to go with his new username

Wanna buy some billy Bragg cd's

Thank you, no.

Cup of tea?

A day off from all that fucking, you'll do yourself an injury.

And you can't just go around offering people tea.

I *might* be looking at 3 in a row tonight. We'll see.

It's better than exercise "

Well all I can say is bravo sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id order Diamond Joe some really funky custom made specs and some braces that matched..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A discman full of Taylor Swift songs"

You've won a one-way trip to Hell, although I'm not sure if you should go to the 5th Circle (Heretics) or the 8th (there's a sub-category for 'Barrators and Sowers of Discord'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive already given joe a gift... nextttttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A weekend in May

"

Driving lessons at legoland

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"A weekend in May

A day off

A hat - to go with his new username

Wanna buy some billy Bragg cd's

Thank you, no.

Cup of tea?

A hotel room full of straight men

Come and join me "

I'm sure you could teach me a thing or 2.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A weekend in May

A day off

A hat - to go with his new username

Wanna buy some billy Bragg cd's

Thank you, no.

Cup of tea?

A hotel room full of straight men

Come and join me

I'm sure you could teach me a thing or 2....."

Ice and a slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ivory tower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prettytiedup a book on knots. "

Lola I would give to you a pair of exquisite finest silk stockings with egyption lace tops in the sheerest black. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diamondjoe I shall give you a cheeseboard with some stilton a diamond incrusted knife n a bottle of finest port. Oh n the cheese board is made of black marble. xxx

Have you seen my kitchen?

That would fit perfectly. "

Yes. See that spider in the corner by the ceiling.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prettytiedup a new spanking paddle

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

PP lunch box full of fish finger sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Indian takeaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jar of mango & lime chutney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/05/16 15:29:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope ..I didnt get anything either

A bunch of flowers, chocolates and a bottle of pink fizz

Aww thank you xxxxxxx

Ajolly big smile ,biscuits and a wander with pooch "

Jolly big smiles are always good

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham


"Nope ..I didnt get anything either

A bunch of flowers, chocolates and a bottle of pink fizz

Aww thank you xxxxxxx

Ajolly big smile ,biscuits and a wander with pooch

Jolly big smiles are always good "
a blouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prettytiedup a new spanking paddle "

Mmmmmm thank you pp.

I'll buy you the complete back catalogue of beano comics xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prettytiedup a new spanking paddle

Mmmmmm thank you pp.

I'll buy you the complete back catalogue of beano comics xxx"

A My Little Pony, I hope PP will let read some of his Beanos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jim you wouldnt want my mum - just sayin

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