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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Help guys

What's the best chat up lines ??

Seem to have gone blank and I am trying to impress the ladies

Any help would be hot

Please tell me the ones that work for you.

Ta

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I'm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm..."

Damn you, that's mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna go halfsies on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a millionaire....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm...

Damn you, that's mine. "

Other people use that? I'm going to have to rethink my strategy. I thought I was unique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you my appendix? I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a millionaire.... "

Fancy a fuck? (Can you give me your PIN number?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a millionaire....

Fancy a fuck? (Can you give me your PIN number?)"

Works every time...never fails,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that actually worked for me, "my mates just farted, can I stand next to you a minute while it goes".

A. It explained the smell.

B. It got her laughing.

C. It blamed my mate for something I'd done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One that actually worked for me, "my mates just farted, can I stand next to you a minute while it goes".

A. It explained the smell.

B. It got her laughing.

C. It blamed my mate for something I'd done.

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Haha that's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip your finger in a drink (water, tea, alcohol) wipe it on her arm and then say, "Let me help you out of those wet things."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

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