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Are you a poet ,and you dont know it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Roses are red ,violets are blue,i think I'm perfect ,what happened to you ..... Roses are red,blue bells are blue,hang on a minute I'm off to the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Who will I next bed, It could be you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My face is old ,my face is crinkled,i use the iron to get rid of my wrinkles .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm aware that I'm a poet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Almighty almighty almighty i wish you pyjamas were next to my nightie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, my mates names Dave, this poems so random....Microwave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roses are red, my mates names Dave, this poems so random....Microwave"

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Roses are red

My favourite chocolate is snickers

I'd really like to get in your knickers

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Roses are red, violets are blue, get undressed I want sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely violets are violet and not blue??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I'm just a dope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate is brown, chocolate is white. My attempt with this poem has been total utter shite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glass is clear ,paint is white,these dam knickers are way to tight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There once was a guy from fab who was working away in the lab ,he was dysecting ants that flew down his pants,the alternative was meant to be crabs

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

This little rhyme I write to you

The pessimists of the land

With your dreadful, sad predictions

Of the world so grand.

We optimists don't want to know

You tales of woe and plight

For in the many years to come

You'll moan that we were right.

(I wrote that years ago ).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are red,

The grass is red,

Call me an ambulance - I've had a terrible accident with the strimmer...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This little rhyme I write to you

The pessimists of the land

With your dreadful, sad predictions

Of the world so grand.

We optimists don't want to know

You tales of woe and plight

For in the many years to come that's great

You'll moan that we were right.

(I wrote that years ago )."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look up mark grist!

Especially his rap battles, the guy is a wordsmith of ridiculous talent.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My idea of a day in heaven

Would be a date with Pam 57

We could have some fun

On date number one

Even more by number eleven

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Olovingman catch me if you can.I'm flattered and happy ,to read a poem from a chappie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've wracked my brain,

But alas, I must refrain,

For my art of rhyme,

Has declined over time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was a young lady from Little Orton

Who had one long tit and one short one

To make up for that

She had a hoofing great twat

And a fart like a 350 Norton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dysentery

I have my life falling out of me.

I've been on the bog since half past three.

Oh dysentery came suddenly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look up mark grist!

Especially his rap battles, the guy is a wordsmith of ridiculous talent. "

his poem girls who read is awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dysentery

I have my life falling out of me.

I've been on the bog since half past three.

Oh dysentery came suddenly. "

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Roses are redish

Violets are blueish

If it wasn't for Jesus

We'd all be Jewish

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