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Then off we all trot to a place I have no idea what it was called but there was lots of music & lots of gay people, mainly men, did I mention it's the end of gay pride week here! Next bar.....singing coming from it which sounded rather good, so off we trot....first thing I noticed was Tina turner...in drag ..she/he was brilliant, then I looked around & my face must have been a picture. Never have I seen so many transvestites, cross dressers & gays in one place...WOW...us birds were the minority. Some were terribly dressed too....the makeup was atrocious on some & I'm sure I remember at one point peachy giving out fashion or makeup advice LMAO ...anyway we get chatting to a cross dresser, I did ask, I'm sure she/he was called Barbara, who was very helpful in giving us advice on what bars to go to & wheres best go for a good night out. More alcohol flowed & I spot a very hot gal, assuming she is gay, Bells zones in gets in to "go fetch" mode (it's a wingman thing) & goes for the kill....introduce myself, in my best sober way I could "Hi I'm Bells, you're hot" she replied "Hi & thanks, so are you" IN A MANS voice....FUCK ME ...the most convincing Tgirl I have ever seen in my life ...been there done that & with how hot she was I was considering doing it again....So with my own little experience of Tgirls we got chatting. Turns out to be a gay Tgirl...FFS... Typical hottest Tgirl I have laid eyes on & she's gay & bottoms only might I add...yes we chatted for some time until I figured out she's in to guys...only I could spend over half hour chatting up a gay Tgirl....it's like the time I spent half the night at Townhouse chatting to the hottest girl in there only to find out she wasn't Bi, this was on an all girls night...why the fuck are you here then I asked her, her reply, I don't really know..WTF ...Peachy nearly keeled over in hysterics when I told, we had to run out the room we was laughing that much! Not defeated by chatting up a gay Tgirl, I say bye & go join peachy who is dancing away with the fairies...as I am dancing away, this totally hot girl comes up & joins us...now this is a hot lezza...Gadar on full alert now! Brown hair, flicked to the side, with fringe cover one side of the face....oh I'm in heaven...full sleeve tattoo, tiny waist & lovely pert small tits...yum yum. No talking just the acknowledging slutty smile & straight in for the lips, that's it, I go straight in to Dom mode, grab her hair, grab her ass & pull her right up to my body...gently..ish may I add...she is totally the sub type as her shoulders drops & allows me to take the lead, hand off arse on to pert tits...she lets out a little moan...yep pulled. We dance a little, kiss more, chat ...Now mistake number one, which I normally would remember not to tell a gay girl this, but being pissed I forgot.... "no, I'm not gay, I'm Bi", her face said it all FFS she said & did the eye rolling thing ...patronising little cow! But a big "DOH" on my part as we all know gay girls dislike us Bi girls as were are just "greedy" then she says she off to let her mates know where's she's is, so I go dance a little with peachy & the hot girl never returns .....unhappy Bells ....alcohol is not my friend anymore but I still got in to a hot girl..yeah for me..Peachy by this time is still dancing away but starting to flag...so we go back to the hotel, pissed as owt & stumble in our pits. No shagging for peachy, a gay Tgirl & a hating Bi gay for Bells...failed at the first hurdle but it was a brilliant night.
Today Peachy is rough as hell & will not be drinking tonight. Bells is fresh as owt...my intolerance level is much higher than Peachys ...lazing by the pool today & then we are gonna visit a few bars where there are straight guys for Peachy tonight. Oh this hotel is 95% gay guys too, so no chance in Peachy pulling a dude here & having to avoid him for the rest of the week laters peeps X
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" Day two ...reflection & some memories of day one night time antics.... We arrived safe & well at our hotel, unpacked, went down for food ....felt like I had walked in to the gay village....lots gay couples & a few of the older generation too but wow I felt like an imposter. We could have passed as a gay couple probably a few may think we are. So we ate & then headed in the general direction of cheesy music...yep, it was karaoke night ....seen as peachy was still d*unk from the copious amounts of alcohol consumed during the flight, she just jumps in & starts to sing along with the poor gal that was already singing...I headed in the general direction of said poor gals other half...lovely married gay couple (briefly spoke to them at dinner) might I add, plonked myself down, introduced us & once again apologised for peaches unruly behaviour...yes I can see a pattern forming too! Cocktails flowed, Peachy asks how do lesbians have sex...it's the filter thing again but worse as she's d*unk! They look at me in slight amazement & laugh, I just put my head in my hand and shake my head. Between us we tell her of several ways, strap on's ...Peachy pipes up "Bells has a strap on" FILTER woman! Tribbing "what's Tribbing" Peachy again ...it's like Sex Ed at school only to a d*unk person who goes "oh right or ah I see", gotta love her, bet the lasses were thinking who the fuck are theses two! Then Peachy gets the Karaoke book & drags all four of us to sing, well howling cats would better describe it & I got up & sang ...OMG..NEVER do I sing but the cocktails got me...fuckers....as did the little bit scary lesbian who was eagerly encouraging me
Then off we all trot to a place I have no idea what it was called but there was lots of music & lots of gay people, mainly men, did I mention it's the end of gay pride week here! Next bar.....singing coming from it which sounded rather good, so off we trot....first thing I noticed was Tina turner...in drag ..she/he was brilliant, then I looked around & my face must have been a picture. Never have I seen so many transvestites, cross dressers & gays in one place...WOW...us birds were the minority. Some were terribly dressed too....the makeup was atrocious on some & I'm sure I remember at one point peachy giving out fashion or makeup advice LMAO ...anyway we get chatting to a cross dresser, I did ask, I'm sure she/he was called Barbara, who was very helpful in giving us advice on what bars to go to & wheres best go for a good night out. More alcohol flowed & I spot a very hot gal, assuming she is gay, Bells zones in gets in to "go fetch" mode (it's a wingman thing) & goes for the kill....introduce myself, in my best sober way I could "Hi I'm Bells, you're hot" she replied "Hi & thanks, so are you" IN A MANS voice....FUCK ME ...the most convincing Tgirl I have ever seen in my life ...been there done that & with how hot she was I was considering doing it again....So with my own little experience of Tgirls we got chatting. Turns out to be a gay Tgirl...FFS... Typical hottest Tgirl I have laid eyes on & she's gay & bottoms only might I add...yes we chatted for some time until I figured out she's in to guys...only I could spend over half hour chatting up a gay Tgirl....it's like the time I spent half the night at Townhouse chatting to the hottest girl in there only to find out she wasn't Bi, this was on an all girls night...why the fuck are you here then I asked her, her reply, I don't really know..WTF ...Peachy nearly keeled over in hysterics when I told, we had to run out the room we was laughing that much! Not defeated by chatting up a gay Tgirl, I say bye & go join peachy who is dancing away with the fairies...as I am dancing away, this totally hot girl comes up & joins us...now this is a hot lezza...Gadar on full alert now! Brown hair, flicked to the side, with fringe cover one side of the face....oh I'm in heaven...full sleeve tattoo, tiny waist & lovely pert small tits...yum yum. No talking just the acknowledging slutty smile & straight in for the lips, that's it, I go straight in to Dom mode, grab her hair, grab her ass & pull her right up to my body...gently..ish may I add...she is totally the sub type as her shoulders drops & allows me to take the lead, hand off arse on to pert tits...she lets out a little moan...yep pulled. We dance a little, kiss more, chat ...Now mistake number one, which I normally would remember not to tell a gay girl this, but being pissed I forgot.... "no, I'm not gay, I'm Bi", her face said it all FFS she said & did the eye rolling thing ...patronising little cow! But a big "DOH" on my part as we all know gay girls dislike us Bi girls as were are just "greedy" then she says she off to let her mates know where's she's is, so I go dance a little with peachy & the hot girl never returns .....unhappy Bells ....alcohol is not my friend anymore but I still got in to a hot girl..yeah for me..Peachy by this time is still dancing away but starting to flag...so we go back to the hotel, pissed as owt & stumble in our pits. No shagging for peachy, a gay Tgirl & a hating Bi gay for Bells...failed at the first hurdle but it was a brilliant night.
Today Peachy is rough as hell & will not be drinking tonight. Bells is fresh as owt...my intolerance level is much higher than Peachys ...lazing by the pool today & then we are gonna visit a few bars where there are straight guys for Peachy tonight. Oh this hotel is 95% gay guys too, so no chance in Peachy pulling a dude here & having to avoid him for the rest of the week laters peeps X
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"I am hiding in the room but contemplating going back out in to the strange blue thing with odd yellow ball in the sky which emits heat. Locals tell me it is called the sun! In the NW of England the sun is just a shit 'news' paper! Alcohol is still not my friend - and am avoiding these hairs of dogs people keep telling me about! "The sun has got its hat on lol | |||
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"Pmsl at your basic errors Bi equals greedy You know that's what the Lezzers think Get practicing the Go fetch for swingfields X Miss ya X " Lol I do know this & that's why I'm kicking myself...you'd have liked her too...just our type Miss ya too xxx | |||
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"I am hiding in the room but contemplating going back out in to the strange blue thing with odd yellow ball in the sky which emits heat. Locals tell me it is called the sun! In the NW of England the sun is just a shit 'news' paper! Alcohol is still not my friend - and am avoiding these hairs of dogs people keep telling me about! "Oh I wish I was there to see you x | |||
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"Can you post when and where you go away all the time...I'd like to know where to avoid, ta muchly!! " I was thinking of joining them next time lol xx | |||
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"Can you post when and where you go away all the time...I'd like to know where to avoid, ta muchly!! I was thinking of joining them next time lol xx" Hope you have fun | |||
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"Can you post when and where you go away all the time...I'd like to know where to avoid, ta muchly!! I was thinking of joining them next time lol xx" And you'd be more than welcome lovely! Everyone's very friendly and we're having a ball!  | |||
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"Well wenches, you'll be pleased to know I'm holding the North West together in your absence. You will also be pleased to know that the curious yellow, heat giving sky thingy has yet to grace our rolling hills. It's bloody belting down! Peach soft drinks for you tonight, why do you do it? You know you're every level of crap! FQ, bad admin, but on parr with trying to pull the only straight chick at an all girl club night (amateur). Well I'm off to organise my shenanigans kit bag for tomorrow. Laters Slappers. Mwah HHx " Have a fabulous time lovely and give number 1 chap a hug from me! Feeling human now! Nearly time to get ready for dinner! | |||
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"Bloody hell Peachy, and you seemed so sensible when I've chatted to you!" You obviously didn't speak to her for very long! | |||
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"Bloody hell Peachy, and you seemed so sensible when I've chatted to you! You obviously didn't speak to her for very long!" Oy cheeky!  true though! | |||
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"Bloody hell Peachy, and you seemed so sensible when I've chatted to you!" You must have been speaking to her sensible doppelgänger | |||
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"Bloody hell Peachy, and you seemed so sensible when I've chatted to you! You must have been speaking to her sensible doppelgänger "Another Peach? Not even the Devil is that cruel | |||
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"Well wenches, you'll be pleased to know I'm holding the North West together in your absence. You will also be pleased to know that the curious yellow, heat giving sky thingy has yet to grace our rolling hills. It's bloody belting down! Peach soft drinks for you tonight, why do you do it? You know you're every level of crap! FQ, bad admin, but on parr with trying to pull the only straight chick at an all girl club night (amateur). Well I'm off to organise my shenanigans kit bag for tomorrow. Laters Slappers. Mwah HHx " I know the grammar n stuff is bad in this one, I was rushing speak soon x my iPad had 2% battery & I was hungry  | |||
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"Great read! Wish I was there watching. Have you been down to the clubs in the Cita centre, you would both go down a blast there! Happy hollibubs x"We have just been tonight for a nosey...went to the come back bar for a drink & them to fun 4 all bar & they were a little taken back when 3 single fems walked in ....gonna try secrets bar probably at weekend .....unicorns in UK gold plated unicorns over here | |||
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"Bloody hell Peachy, and you seemed so sensible when I've chatted to you! You must have been speaking to her sensible doppelgänger
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Not even the Devil is that cruel "Peachy is sensible - well everytime except once lol (peach has scared me once) FQ still scares the living shit out of me lol - dunnow why as she is nice | |||
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"I see this is no normal trip to Gran Canaria.... It's rapidly turned into an ego trip to Gran Canaria! Look at meeee! Look at meeee! " Be nice and allow people to have fun. Failing that, have a cup of tea, I find it sorts out most things. | |||
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"I see this is no normal trip to Gran Canaria.... It's rapidly turned into an ego trip to Gran Canaria! Look at meeee! Look at meeee! Be nice and allow people to have fun. Failing that, have a cup of tea, I find it sorts out most things. " Or have a wank if you don't like tea lol | |||
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"I see this is no normal trip to Gran Canaria.... It's rapidly turned into an ego trip to Gran Canaria! Look at meeee! Look at meeee! Jeez. It's a bit of fun. Reading it is funny for most forumites. If you don't enjoy reading them, then pass them by and look at posts that interest you. And they are just keeping their fab friends up to date with their holiday. A bit like an electronic post card. " | |||
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"I see this is no normal trip to Gran Canaria.... It's rapidly turned into an ego trip to Gran Canaria! Look at meeee! Look at meeee! " Be nice. Start your own look at me thread if you're bored. | |||
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"Hello lovelies! Tried the nudist beach today! Having been to the swingers beach at Cap d'agde last year - so named because men swing their willies about a lot in the hope that you'll notice them - this one was refreshingly different - just lying on a sun bed in the nude (or not in Bells case) and enjoying the sun/reading a with a glass of overpriced beAch bar wine in hand! Only disconcerting bit was that every time I led on my front I faced the wide open vagina of the lady facing me - Didn't know the German for 'would you mind ever so kindly closing your legs please?' So I hid the view with my book! Quite a few nice chaps around - but as it's still gay pride week here I shall refuse to believe they're straight unless they stand in front of me looking terribly interested and making those curious growly noises some make when very horny! As Bells told me in dismay - 'Peachy - you have absolutely no gaydar!' Tomorrow and Sunday we are going to the beach bar again to 'watch' the football! Straight men watch football - right? Am beginning do doubt my peachy charms!
Ach well - bye lovelies - nap time! "Apparently kiosk 4 is now burnt down but I guess you haven't ventured into the Dunes behind Kiosk 5 yet then? | |||
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"Hello lovelies! Tried the nudist beach today! Having been to the swingers beach at Cap d'agde last year - so named because men swing their willies about a lot in the hope that you'll notice them - this one was refreshingly different - just lying on a sun bed in the nude (or not in Bells case) and enjoying the sun/reading a with a glass of overpriced beAch bar wine in hand! Only disconcerting bit was that every time I led on my front I faced the wide open vagina of the lady facing me - Didn't know the German for 'would you mind ever so kindly closing your legs please?' So I hid the view with my book! Quite a few nice chaps around - but as it's still gay pride week here I shall refuse to believe they're straight unless they stand in front of me looking terribly interested and making those curious growly noises some make when very horny! As Bells told me in dismay - 'Peachy - you have absolutely no gaydar!' Tomorrow and Sunday we are going to the beach bar again to 'watch' the football! Straight men watch football - right? Am beginning do doubt my peachy charms!
Ach well - bye lovelies - nap time!
Apparently kiosk 4 is now burnt down but I guess you haven't ventured into the Dunes behind Kiosk 5 yet then? "Noooo - didn't notice any funny business in the dunes - too busy trying to shield myself from the gaping fanny in front of me!! | |||
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