FabSwingers.com forum: Clues someone is desperate?

By *roticGoddessXX OP Woman
over a year ago

Richmond

(and not simply unattached)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They cross their legs and squirm a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when they message me

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No need for photos first and don't care what sex you want - anything and everything sex is good

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

They type with one hand - really badly

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm close by OP, can you meet me now?

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

They look like me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they fab everyone of your pictures; including the one of your thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She says yes to the first man who messages her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They ask to meet my duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mentions someone they (desparately) want to meet on their status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They somehow keep messaging you, despite being blocked 250 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mentions someone they (desparately) want to meet on their status."

and potentially not having anyone else bothering to msg them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They agree with everyone in the forums in the hope it will win them favour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone in here desperate?

I'll meet you now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They start a thread on the forum titled 'what are clues that someone is desperate?'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mentions someone they (desparately) want to meet on their status.

and potentially not having anyone else bothering to msg them!!"

Noo the woman/couple/whatever in that instance won't have replied to their messages and winks so they do that as a last resort, last ditch kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They agree with everyone in the forums in the hope it will win them favour. "

Can't disagree with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They stalk you round the forums!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm close by OP, can you meet me now?

Hi OP

Waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Injured wrists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They agree with everyone in the forums in the hope it will win them favour. "
.

I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages to see why you haven't replied to the mesage they sent asking you why you hadn't replied to the message they had only sent 5 minutes previous

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By *roticGoddessXX OP Woman
over a year ago

Richmond

"They start a thread on the forum titled 'what are clues that someone is desperate?'."

Good thing I left out the "what are" part of that sentence.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ball bag full

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By *roticGoddessXX OP Woman
over a year ago

Richmond

"I'm close by OP, can you meet me now?

Hi OP

Waves"

Hi, _olgate.......!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

They trip me up then land under me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They trip me up then land under me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when they had a status up going on about need a fuck 6 hrs ago, then later they message you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They copy and paste the profile text of another, infinitely more successful person on fab, in the forlorn hope of getting more meets.

They have over-developed wrist muscles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone in here desperate?

I'll meet you now...."

come on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They somehow keep messaging you, despite being blocked 250 times

It was only 231 emails stop exaggerating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messages to see why you haven't replied to the mesage they sent asking you why you hadn't replied to the message they had only sent 5 minutes previous "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They somehow keep messaging you, despite being blocked 250 times

Don't unblock them

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"They agree with everyone in the forums in the hope it will win them favour. "

...my personal favourite.

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By *llgoodfun123123Man
over a year ago

st osyth

"Anyone in here desperate?

I'll meet you now....

come on then

I'd be tempted to drive the 200+ if I was on a winner with you, not sure what that makes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They agree with everyone in the forums in the hope it will win them favour.

...my personal favourite.

I like it when people start contradicting themselves on the same thread while agreeing with different people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age, race and size not an issue . . . As if!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and white knights generally but I'm particularly those who run down their peer group to try and look good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If their profile name is 'lincolnjay555'.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

They're called 'Steve'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone in here desperate?

I'll meet you now....

come on then

I'd be tempted to drive the 200+ if I was on a winner with you, not sure what that makes me

desperate

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If their profile name is 'lincolnjay555'."

Haha bazinga!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They post pics of their boobs in the hope someone will offer them a pity shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They trip me up then land under me."

So that is your defence is it? the plaintive says different

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"They post pics of their boobs in the hope someone will offer them a pity shag

Offers pity shag as a charity service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They post pics of their boobs in the hope someone will offer them a pity shag

Offers pity shag as a charity service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They post pics of their boobs in the hope someone will offer them a pity shag

Okay, okay, I did it once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have on their status 'any hole is a goal'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who fancies a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She says yes to the first man who messages her."
Thats not desperate thats a fake profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They post pics of their boobs in the hope someone will offer them a pity shag

Okay, okay, I did it once.

You forgot to offer me any tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They post pics of their boobs in the hope someone will offer them a pity shag

Okay, okay, I did it once.

You forgot to offer me any tea

Sorry, I'm having a bad day. Tea? Actually, I'm having a tea party. Don't be late

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"She says yes to the first man who messages her.Thats not desperate thats a fake profile lol"

Pmsl

OP! Do you fancy a meet? Or a social? Or a PM? Please? Pretty please? A bowl of cherries on top? With whipped cream?

Timewaster

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"when they message me

I was going to say this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone in here desperate?

I'll meet you now....

come on then

Hell of a drive!

There best be some food on offer

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"They agree with everyone in the forums in the hope it will win them favour. "

I agree with you...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Who fancies a fuck

Me me me me me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He hopes that by posting pics of his very hot wife with stunning eyes this will cause others to bypass the fact that he's and ugly git and they will meet and shag him with her anyway!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile says-

won't meet smokers

kissings a must

bisexual

Sorry, we smoke

Oh thats ok I don't mind

I don't want to kiss you

It's not a deal breaker

We don't want to meet bisexual guys

I'm not bisexual really/made a mistake on profile

And on it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they get a couple to question me on a previous meet. And then have a go at me and him for meeting. Physio desperate woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they start loads of topics in the forums.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"they start loads of topics in the forums."

They post a lot in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they start loads of topics in the forums.

They post a lot in the forums

depends what they're posting but i forgot about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They agree with everyone in the forums in the hope it will win them favour. "

I just totally disagree with you there.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"They agree with everyone in the forums in the hope it will win them favour.

I just totally disagree with you there. "
yeah,your right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they fab everyone of your pictures; including the one of your thumb"

Busted lol I new someone would like that pic

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They organise a social

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The change their name is a desperate bid for attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling everyone on cam how lovely they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They piss up a lamppost

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

They eat a huge cow pie while wearing a cowboy outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They start threads like this, as a cloak

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

They message saying they can help you out with the bi MMF on your list when their profile says they are straight.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Their height and other profile details change by the hour, depending upon the object of their desperation's stated preferences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They agree with everyone in the forums in the hope it will win them favour. "

I agree

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Their height and other profile details change by the hour, depending upon the object of their desperation's stated preferences. "

Lol I've seen this sooo many times x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They message me asking for a meet...

I mean c'mon seriously folks,,,,,, surely that has got to be the very personification of desperation...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They offer you an all expenses paid holiday and don't ask for a face picture first.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"They message me asking for a meet...

I mean c'mon seriously folks,,,,,, surely that has got to be the very personification of desperation...

You didn't need to leave the country. A simple no would suffice.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"They agree with everyone in the forums in the hope it will win them favour. "

That's my chances of getting a shag gone then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You live 500 miles away n don't accommodate n they offer to come pick you up!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

You block them, they then use a different profile to contact

Happened to me just yesterday, seem him on THREE different profiles now, two were yesterday! I blocked him in chat, he realised and appeared on another trying not to show his face!!

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