FabSwingers.com forum: Clues someone is unattached?

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What are the dead giveaways for unmatched people?

List them here

I will go with no visible ring marks

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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over a year ago

Central

Single holidays

Available to meet and speak most of the time and not guarded speaking from home - though rules some out due to other living arrangements.

When stalked, there is no evidence of wedding records globally in previous 75 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can accommodate

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Going by the other thread...

Can meet all hours, every day.

Can accommodate.

Doesn't mind others wearing perfume/ aftershave etc.

Un-ironed under garments.

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

When they say "I'm unattached."

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

They can accommodate 24/7 no worries, matey. Perfumed up as well. Lippy slapped on and sorted with the gin

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

I forgot that. Ironed underwear.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Available at all times for spur of the moment meets.

Or is that unemployed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they're not good looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say "I'm unattached."

A few say that but they not, yea I now it's a shock but some people do lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They ask for bank details to see if you're marriage material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the dead giveaways for unmatched people?

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I will go with no visible ring marks "

That's just from wiping properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can happily chat on kik any time of the day and don't go suspiciously quiet at certain times.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"they're not good looking.

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very mean but true ( well for me anyway lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get mardy really easily about being called "attached" and then post a half page rant about it, dismissing any humour from a thread and generally being a killjoy..

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Takes photos all over the house, not just in the bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they're not good looking.

Oh yeah! I'm really suspicious of charming, fun and interesting good looking guys in their 30's. They'd better have a damned good reason to be single.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"They have 25 cats

A penchant for Vodka and Chaka Khan

They don't shave. Anywhere.

They buy lots of batteries.

They buy lots of tissues.

Their microwave pings a lot.

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part from the cats pretty right lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Get mardy really easily about being called "attached" and then post a half page rant about it, dismissing any humour from a thread and generally being a killjoy..

Some people, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they're not good looking.

Oi! I'll have you know I'm gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get mardy really easily about being called "attached" and then post a half page rant about it, dismissing any humour from a thread and generally being a killjoy..

Some people, eh?

To be honest I would just block people like that... take a fecking chill pill...

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"What are the dead giveaways for unmatched people?

List them here

I will go with no visible ring marks "
show a face pic nothing to hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They post threads asking why a good looking guy with a really big cock and amazing body, but still can't get a meet after 4 hours on fab

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"They have 25 cats

A penchant for Vodka and Chaka Khan

They don't shave. Anywhere.

They buy lots of batteries.

They buy lots of tissues.

Their microwave pings a lot.

part from the cats pretty right lol "

I thought that was signs that they had caught the ghey?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"What are the dead giveaways for unmatched people?

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I will go with no visible ring marks

That's just from wiping properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the supermarket, they have loads of meals for one and a four pack of beer in their basket.

Add batteries and a bottle of lambrini for single women

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

My friend who works on the tills at the supermarket is great at telling if a guy is single or not. Just the other day she served a man who was buying one bread roll, two bottles of Pepsi, a tin of beans and two pot noodles.

"Ooh" she said "I bet your single"

"I am" replies the guy. "How could you tell?"

"Cos you're an ugly sod"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't disappear for weeks or can only chat at certain times.

For my security, I always ask for mobile no's and chat on there, as its the only way to 'trace' someone if something bad happens. If they don't give you their mobile then that's a good indication.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they're in bed with me

For that time they're attached to me.

Before and after is another matter

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"In the supermarket, they have loads of meals for one and a four pack of beer in their basket.

Add batteries and a bottle of lambrini for single women

Can you be tempted to drink frascati?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"My friend who works on the tills at the supermarket is great at telling if a guy is single or not. Just the other day she served a man who was buying one bread roll, two bottles of Pepsi, a tin of beans and two pot noodles.

"Ooh" she said "I bet your single"

"I am" replies the guy. "How could you tell?"

"Cos you're an ugly sod""
haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can be found in the vegetable aisle, deciding on whether to go for a cucumber, courgette or marrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they're not good looking.

very mean but true ( well for me anyway lol) "

i am fucked up in the head and make no apologies for it.

i'm single as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they're not good looking.

Oi! I'll have you know I'm gorgeous!"

i didn't want to say this only applies to men, coz of the men bashing thing and how sensitive some guys are to that.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

They can't wire a decent profile

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"They can't wire a decent profile

Or post

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"They can't wire a decent profile

Or write one

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Rumbled my profile is woeful. Also singles chat with abandon as they don't have to self censor for a partner

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

They don't say 'discretion expected and assured' on their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slight connection

Reminds me

Woman stripped off

I turned her round

Massive tattoo 'Geoffrey'

On her back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have lots too many cuddly toys on the bed (In my notes this is abbreviated too TMCTOTB)

I fear the cuddly toys and their owners....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

They have a happy un hen pecked persona

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

They hog the bed and snore.

Or is that just me?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"They have a happy un hen pecked persona"

Obviously by they , I mean we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm unattached and will stay that way , and I can chat and meet when I want as Iam self employed and only work when I need to (very high payed job I do ) ok I go missing for weeks or a couple of months working away but I earn enough to take months off . But my reason for staying on my own is I lost the love of my life 20 years ago and nobody can replace her that's why I'm on a swingers site and not s dating site

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They hog the bed and snore.

Or is that just me?"
Haha me too

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"They hog the bed and snore.

Or is that just me?"

Just you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can happily chat on kik any time of the day and don't go suspiciously quiet at certain times."

I'm single and renounced for not responding

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By *onballer9Man
over a year ago

west midlands

"Can happily chat on kik any time of the day and don't go suspiciously quiet at certain times.

I'm single and renounced for not responding

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You take forever to reply lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can happily chat on kik any time of the day and don't go suspiciously quiet at certain times.

I'm single and renounced for not responding

You take forever to reply lol "

Only with you

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Can happily chat on kik any time of the day and don't go suspiciously quiet at certain times.

I'm single and renounced for not responding

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you're on kik?

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By *onballer9Man
over a year ago

west midlands

"Can happily chat on kik any time of the day and don't go suspiciously quiet at certain times.

I'm single and renounced for not responding

You take forever to reply lol

Only with you

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Only with me? Really! Oh because your still thinking about it?

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

They tell you ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they're not good looking.

Oh yeah! I'm really suspicious of charming, fun and interesting good looking guys in their 30's. They'd better have a damned good reason to be single. "

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

They don't ask if they can bring their partners

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can happily chat on kik any time of the day and don't go suspiciously quiet at certain times.

I'm single and renounced for not responding

You take forever to reply lol

Only with you

Only with me? Really! Oh because your still thinking about it?

Yep I'll carry on thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can happily chat on kik any time of the day and don't go suspiciously quiet at certain times.

I'm single and renounced for not responding

You take forever to reply lol

Only with you

Only with me? Really! Oh because your still thinking about it?

Yep I'll carry on thinking

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can happily chat on kik any time of the day and don't go suspiciously quiet at certain times.

I'm single and renounced for not responding

you're on kik?"

I downloaded it that's as far as I've got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They hog the bed and snore.

Or is that just me?Haha me too

and me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm unattached and will stay that way , and I can chat and meet when I want as Iam self employed and only work when I need to (very high payed job I do ) ok I go missing for weeks or a couple of months working away but I earn enough to take months off . But my reason for staying on my own is I lost the love of my life 20 years ago and nobody can replace her that's why I'm on a swingers site and not s dating site "

Sorry to hear that.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"They can't wire a decent profile

Wire

How old are you exactly?

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"They can't wire a decent profile

Wire

How old are you exactly?

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i wrote my profile in morse

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