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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee "SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park) | |||
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"Anyone seen the white rabbit? Sarah " I'd like to see a rabbit in a hole. | |||
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"Anyone seen the white rabbit? Sarah I'd like to see a rabbit in a hole. " Hold on, I'll get out my gym kit.  | |||
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"Will there be a buffet,, "Cucumber sandwiches with the crusts off and Earl Grey tea.  | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park) "It's a fucking geezer! Pmsl | |||
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"Will there be a buffet,, "Naked buffet | |||
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"Will there be a buffet,,
Naked buffet"Cheesy nibbles... | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park)
It's a fucking geezer! Pmsl "Oh fuck.  .
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park)
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"Anyone seen the white rabbit? Sarah I'd like to see a rabbit in a hole. Hold on, I'll get out my gym kit. "Ooooh! *squirms in anticipation*  | |||
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"There will be tea, coffee, cake, biscuits, a finger buffet "I don't want anyone fingering my buffet | |||
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"There will be tea, coffee, cake, biscuits, a fingering buffet "Sounds like a fab style buffet.  | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee "You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time. "and remember to come all the "dandruff " out of the fur | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time. "Nah, it's a real one and everything, honest | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time. and remember to come all the "dandruff " out of the fur "That's grim!  this is an elegant tea party for the more suave amongst us. | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time.
Nah, it's a real one and everything, honest "Yeah? As if! What's it's name then? | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park)
It's a fucking geezer! Pmsl "I laughed at that too | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park)
It's a fucking geezer! Pmsl "oh my god im actually crying with laughter.. hahaha | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time.
Nah, it's a real one and everything, honest
Yeah? As if! What's it's name then?"I called her Steve, after you of course | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time. and remember to come all the "dandruff " out of the fur
That's grim! this is an elegant tea party for the more suave amongst us. "Will it be held in the drawing room? 
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"I don't like tea... I feel left out  "There's coffee cake and the finger buffet for you to enjoy | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
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Nah, it's a real one and everything, honest
Yeah? As if! What's it's name then?
I called her Steve, after you of course "Hey, Cool | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
You're allowed to bring it now, Ace
Make sure it's blown up and the valve is secure this time. and remember to come all the "dandruff " out of the fur
That's grim! this is an elegant tea party for the more suave amongst us.
Will it be held in the drawing room?
"Afternoon tea may be served in a drawing room, yes (as is beer and crisps but don't tell the wife) | |||
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"As a celebration of me changing to a much more appropriate name, I'm having a tea party. Don't be late." Oh yes, just noticed your new name.
As it's a special occasion, I'll give my legs an airing and change out of my jeans. | |||
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"Will there be French fancies? Any other nationalities more than welcome,as long as they're fancy." I only allow the fancy at my parties | |||
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"I don't like tea... I feel left out "I can bring a coffee percolator. | |||
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"Will there be French fancies? Any other nationalities more than welcome,as long as they're fancy. I only allow the fancy at my parties" Is it fancy dress as well then | |||
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"Will there be French fancies? Any other nationalities more than welcome,as long as they're fancy. I only allow the fancy at my parties Is it fancy dress as well then "I always look like I'm in fancy dress anyway. | |||
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"Will there be French fancies? Any other nationalities more than welcome,as long as they're fancy. I only allow the fancy at my parties Is it fancy dress as well then "I'll be wearing my Alice costume. That won't look weird at all on a 50 yr old fat woman | |||
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"Will there be French fancies? Any other nationalities more than welcome,as long as they're fancy. I only allow the fancy at my parties Is it fancy dress as well then
I'll be wearing my Alice costume. That won't look weird at all on a 50 yr old fat woman "Can I wear my Snow White outfit too? | |||
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"Will there be French fancies? Any other nationalities more than welcome,as long as they're fancy. I only allow the fancy at my parties Is it fancy dress as well then
I'll be wearing my Alice costume. That won't look weird at all on a 50 yr old fat woman
Can I wear my Snow White outfit too? "I'd be disappointed if you didnt | |||
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"Will there be French fancies? Any other nationalities more than welcome,as long as they're fancy. I only allow the fancy at my parties Is it fancy dress as well then
I'll be wearing my Alice costume. That won't look weird at all on a 50 yr old fat woman
Can I wear my Snow White outfit too? "You can bring a Bird Of Paradise then
Ah shit, that was Snowy White
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"I'm not doing over elaborate guitar solos for anyone especially while wearing a wig "People keep mentioning hair and wigs. Fuck off the lot of you. Now, where's my tea and cake? | |||
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"And will someone bring me that chimpanzee " If the chimps are coming, I'm coming.....Err! Please do not read into that | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park)
It's a fucking geezer! Pmsl "I was going to mention that | |||
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"I'm not doing over elaborate guitar solos for anyone especially while wearing a wig "Ooh! Can I back up on rhythm guitar and maybe a couple of ladies accompanying on the pink oboe!! | |||
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"Will there be a buffet,,
Naked buffet
Cheesy nibbles... " | |||
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"Am I the only one who clocked the chimp reference ? "PG tips? No I think some people need to get out more | |||
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"Am I the only one who clocked the chimp reference ?
PG tips? No I think some people need to get out more "Well Brightonsteve certainly does, he didn't even notice which gender the host of this Tea Party actually is | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park)
It's a fucking geezer! Pmsl
I was going to mention that "It happens so often I don't even notice | |||
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"I've been baking to destress, so far I've made..red velvet cake and brownies, Victoria sponge " You are always welcome with cake like that. | |||
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"Am I too late? I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super. Why is there a chimpanzees at the party? " Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party. And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee? | |||
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"What a coincidence. Today is my unbirthday. A tea party is the finest way to celebrate such a landmark. Pass the teapot pip pip!" A very merry unbirthday to you. (yes, you) | |||
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"Am I too late? I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super. Why is there a chimpanzees at the party? Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party. And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee?" I see. You make the chimpanzee welcome where as I'm called awkward? Pfft! I'm off to find the last supper thread! | |||
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"Am I too late? I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super. Why is there a chimpanzees at the party? Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party. And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee? I see. You make the chimpanzee welcome where as I'm called awkward? Pfft! I'm off to find the last supper thread! "Can I tempt you to stay with my pet narwhal? | |||
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"Am I too late? I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super. Why is there a chimpanzees at the party? Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party. And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee? I see. You make the chimpanzee welcome where as I'm called awkward? Pfft! I'm off to find the last supper thread!
Can I tempt you to stay with my pet narwhal?"See I can picture the chimpanzee at the table but the narwhal not so much. I'll stay because I'm intrigued. Now about this pork pie... | |||
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"Am I too late? I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super. Why is there a chimpanzees at the party? Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party. And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee? I see. You make the chimpanzee welcome where as I'm called awkward? Pfft! I'm off to find the last supper thread!
Can I tempt you to stay with my pet narwhal?
See I can picture the chimpanzee at the table but the narwhal not so much. I'll stay because I'm intrigued. Now about this pork pie... "I never said the narwhal was at the table. | |||
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"Am I too late? I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super. Why is there a chimpanzees at the party? Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party. And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee? I see. You make the chimpanzee welcome where as I'm called awkward? Pfft! I'm off to find the last supper thread!
Can I tempt you to stay with my pet narwhal?
See I can picture the chimpanzee at the table but the narwhal not so much. I'll stay because I'm intrigued. Now about this pork pie...
I never said the narwhal was at the table.
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"Not sure I like the new username tbh" Really? I think it suits me | |||
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"Am I too late? I don't like tea so could I have some home made lemonade instead please? I'm not keen on cake either but if you have a little pork pie that would be super. Why is there a chimpanzees at the party? Welcome, you're a little awkward but all are welcome at TheHatters tea party. And why wouldn't there be a chimpanzee? I see. You make the chimpanzee welcome where as I'm called awkward? Pfft! I'm off to find the last supper thread!
Can I tempt you to stay with my pet narwhal?
See I can picture the chimpanzee at the table but the narwhal not so much. I'll stay because I'm intrigued. Now about this pork pie...
I never said the narwhal was at the table.
You smooth devil you! Luring me in with your talk of rarely seen unicorns of the sea! "That may the first time I've been called smooth. | |||
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"Not sure I like the new username tbh Really? I think it suits me" Victoria sponge would be a great user name, if a little misleading | |||
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"Not sure I like the new username tbh Really? I think it suits me Victoria sponge would be a great user name, if a little misleading "Enough people already think I'm a girl | |||
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"Not sure I like the new username tbh Really? I think it suits me Victoria sponge would be a great user name, if a little misleading "Nobody would ever believe that Victoria is a credible name | |||
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"Coffee as usual please (I won't ask for anything too demanding this time!)... Coffee and walnut cake today please... Big slice " Did anybody bring walnut cake? I'm a terrible host. | |||
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"Coffee as usual please (I won't ask for anything too demanding this time!)... Coffee and walnut cake today please... Big slice Did anybody bring walnut cake? I'm a terrible host." Indeed! I've been here for hours and not been offered a sip or nibble of anything. I even gave my legs an airing. Pffft! Disgruntled of South London. | |||
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"Coffee as usual please (I won't ask for anything too demanding this time!)... Coffee and walnut cake today please... Big slice Did anybody bring walnut cake? I'm a terrible host. Indeed! I've been here for hours and not been offered a sip or nibble of anything. I even gave my legs an airing. Pffft! Disgruntled of South London. " You are welcome to help yourself, how am I supposed to be a good host when you've got your legs out? | |||
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"Are you mad op? xxx"It has been said, by some cat with a big smile | |||
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"Oh will there be Swiss roll. And sausages on sticks. The video for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers , don't come around here no more.. Has just popped in to my head "Of course there will be sausage on sticks. There is no party without those. | |||
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"Are you mad op? xxx
It has been said, by some cat with a big smile "A cat with a big smile you say xxx | |||
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"Are you mad op? xxx
It has been said, by some cat with a big smile
A cat with a big smile you say xxx"Indeed, very strange, I've often seen a cat without a grin but never a grin without a cat. | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park)
It's a fucking geezer! Pmsl
I was going to mention that "I've been told. In no uncertain terms. I'm as humiliated as is possible. I'm the ice cream dollop of the forum | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park)
It's a fucking geezer! Pmsl
I was going to mention that
I've been told. In no uncertain terms. I'm as humiliated as is possible. I'm the ice cream dollop of the forum "It really is nothing you know, happens all the time. I think is the hips that do it. | |||
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"Not sure I like the new username tbh Really? I think it suits me" There ain't no hat, "The Hatter" | |||
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"Can I bring ma chimpanzee
SHE SAID 'TEA PARTY' NOT FUCKING ZOO!!!!' (Or safari park)
It's a fucking geezer! Pmsl
I was going to mention that
I've been told. In no uncertain terms. I'm as humiliated as is possible. I'm the ice cream dollop of the forum
It really is nothing you know, happens all the time. I think is the hips that do it."But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad." "How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here. | |||
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Why thank you "Forgotten the old one already | |||
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"Oh will there be Swiss roll. And sausages on sticks. The video for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers , don't come around here no more.. Has just popped in to my head
Of course there will be sausage on sticks. There is no party without those."As it's a party I assume there will be cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks. | |||
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Why thank you
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"Oh will there be Swiss roll. And sausages on sticks. The video for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers , don't come around here no more.. Has just popped in to my head
Of course there will be sausage on sticks. There is no party without those.
As it's a party I assume there will be cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks. "You're assumption is correct. | |||
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"Not sure I like the new username tbh Really? I think it suits me There ain't no hat, "The Hatter" "*coffs* | |||
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"Not sure I like the new username tbh Really? I think it suits me There ain't no hat, "The Hatter"
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"I am going to attempt making those pretty little French macaroons "Oh you've got God taste! I like you! | |||
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"Not sure I like the new username tbh Really? I think it suits me There ain't no hat, "The Hatter"
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"I am going to attempt making those pretty little French macaroons "Dyslexic politically incorrect post of the week | |||
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