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"Having executed a small curtsey to the Lord of Rants and a little wiggle to M'Lady Knitter I am diving back into duvet land to calmly select the rant of the week, more than likely to be work based - but is it Piss Poor Planning Prevents Heels Holiday Hilarity or Computer Says No?????? Hmm decisions to be made. " My votes on the holiday thing. I'm in the same boat. To all my bosses you are all WANKERS and you'll never take me alive pricks | |||
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"Today's Rant Day is dedicated to m'ladies Knitter and Heels. Ranters extrordinaire......
Crack on. "I'd like to smell their rants. | |||
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"Today's Rant Day is dedicated to m'ladies Knitter and Heels. Ranters extrordinaire......
Crack on.
I'd like to smell their rants."I could think of something I'd like to smell more  | |||
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"First hats off to the ladies..... rant 1 single men rant 2 uk vs usa rock I'm not argueing just ranting " This thread is for random rants, make yourself comfy. | |||
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"**Pops in to have a little check, sighs with relief to see all has been righted in the world** I weally wuv you Markoh
Knitter "Normal service has been resumed. Wuv you more. Mwah. | |||
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"There is not enough room on this thread for my rant. All I will say is swingers = couples. Ignore us at your peril .... Rant 1 over "Holy moly, impossible to ignore. BTW, you left the price tag on the sole of your shoe. | |||
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"I want to rant about the weather. It was not nice lately. I also want to rant about rant Thursday being only on Thursday "You don't have to save it for Thursday.  Check the site FAQ's. | |||
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"Two couples having a barney at a bi night earlier. Get a grip or stay home "Were they ranting? Should have told them about Thursdays. | |||
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"Sorry - I forgot my rant Plastic Barbie's who can't see past each others skin in order to be most popular "You're forgiven.
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"Having executed a small curtsey to the Lord of Rants and a little wiggle to M'Lady Knitter I am diving back into duvet land to calmly select the rant of the week, more than likely to be work based - but is it Piss Poor Planning Prevents Heels Holiday Hilarity or Computer Says No?????? Hmm decisions to be made. " Careful doing a curtsey in that little short skirt, you'll show your...... too late, OMG what a cracking arse. ... | |||
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"Having executed a small curtsey to the Lord of Rants and a little wiggle to M'Lady Knitter I am diving back into duvet land to calmly select the rant of the week, more than likely to be work based - but is it Piss Poor Planning Prevents Heels Holiday Hilarity or Computer Says No?????? Hmm decisions to be made. My votes on the holiday thing. I'm in the same boat. To all my bosses you are all WANKERS and you'll never take me alive pricks" I can kind of relate, I don't get holidays. | |||
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"Today's Rant Day is dedicated to m'ladies Knitter and Heels. Ranters extrordinaire......
Crack on.
I'd like to smell their rants."I'm not sure you spelt that right, should you have used a P, not an R? | |||
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"Today's Rant Day is dedicated to m'ladies Knitter and Heels. Ranters extrordinaire......
Crack on.
I'd like to smell their rants.
I could think of something I'd like to smell more "Armpits? Feet? Belly buttons? | |||
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"i had my rant a couple of days ago "There's no limit..... | |||
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"Bloody last minute cancellations...!!! Not site related.. Day Job...!! You'd think that training a government organisation would be easy to plan... Bloody flakey no-showers... !!!! Needed to vent..." I feel your pain..... | |||
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"I feel a bit pants today which is not good at this time of the day,I feel like I'm being ignored left right and centre. Actually this is not a rant I feel sad..." Sadness is bad for the soul. Not ignored by me, I "may" have "occassionally" perved you.  | |||
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"I feel a bit pants today which is not good at this time of the day,I feel like I'm being ignored left right and centre. Actually this is not a rant I feel sad... Sadness is bad for the soul. Not ignored by me, I "may" have "occassionally" perved you. "I have a very bad soul | |||
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"I feel a bit pants today which is not good at this time of the day,I feel like I'm being ignored left right and centre. Actually this is not a rant I feel sad... Sadness is bad for the soul. Not ignored by me, I "may" have "occassionally" perved you.
I have a very bad soul "I couldn't possibly know and wouldn't dream of asking, instead I'll send you some calming, tranquil, good for the soul vibes. | |||
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"I feel a bit pants today which is not good at this time of the day,I feel like I'm being ignored left right and centre. Actually this is not a rant I feel sad... Sadness is bad for the soul. Not ignored by me, I "may" have "occassionally" perved you.
I have a very bad soul
I couldn't possibly know and wouldn't dream of asking, instead I'll send you some calming, tranquil, good for the soul vibes.
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"I feel a bit pants today which is not good at this time of the day,I feel like I'm being ignored left right and centre. Actually this is not a rant I feel sad... Sadness is bad for the soul. Not ignored by me, I "may" have "occassionally" perved you.
I have a very bad soul
I couldn't possibly know and wouldn't dream of asking, instead I'll send you some calming, tranquil, good for the soul vibes.
Thankyou"My pleasure. There's room in my inbox if you need more. | |||
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"This rant is aimed at my penis.... stop saving your most exquisite throbbing erections for Morning Glories, I'm asleep through at least half of it "I hear you.... It's like someone drops a blue pill in your mouth while you're asleep. | |||
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"This rant is aimed at my penis.... stop saving your most exquisite throbbing erections for Morning Glories, I'm asleep through at least half of it
I hear you.... It's like someone drops a blue pill in your mouth while you're asleep. "I'm not the only one then  | |||
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"This rant is aimed at my penis.... stop saving your most exquisite throbbing erections for Morning Glories, I'm asleep through at least half of it
I hear you.... It's like someone drops a blue pill in your mouth while you're asleep.
I'm not the only one then "Nope, there's loads of us. It's a bit like Fight Club though. Shhhhhhh. | |||
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"2nd rant...... not sat down for 12.5 hours. My little legs are knackered. Feet up now for 10 minutes before bed. (Checks soles of feet, yep no price tag on these soles lol ) xxxx Suzi"Kettle's on if you fancy a brew. | |||
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"Cryptic statuses. ..stop it ." You should see some of mine.... | |||
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"Cryptic statuses. ..stop it . You should see some of mine.... "One on the Bristol page has me scared and nothing to do with me . | |||
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"2nd rant...... not sat down for 12.5 hours. My little legs are knackered. Feet up now for 10 minutes before bed. (Checks soles of feet, yep no price tag on these soles lol ) xxxx Suzi
Kettle's on if you fancy a brew. "Awwww thanks hun..... just warmed my coffee up in the microwave too xxxxx | |||
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"Today's Rant Day is dedicated to m'ladies Knitter and Heels. Ranters extrordinaire......
Crack on.
I'd like to smell their rants.
I could think of something I'd like to smell more
Armpits? Feet? Belly buttons? "Hey stop sniffing me  | |||
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"Year twelve of the menopause, everything aches, I'm bad tempered, my skin is itchy and dry, broken sleep, coming up to my son's birthday, he would have been twenty six, just feel tired and drained and the other half has just come into the bedroom and said I should get up and stop being a lazy shit! He is ordering me up in my house he lives in for free. So this is more advise than a full blown rant: do I kill him in the kitchen with a couple of blows to the head with a wok or a plugged in hairdryer thrown in the bath when he's in it?!! I'm open to suggestions...and an alibi too please! "I'd go for the hairdryer in the bath, personally. That's if he has hair, otherwise might be harder to explain.
*Brings in a nice cup of tea*
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"Cryptic statuses. ..stop it . You should see some of mine....
One on the Bristol page has me scared and nothing to do with me . "Are you sure........ | |||
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"2nd rant...... not sat down for 12.5 hours. My little legs are knackered. Feet up now for 10 minutes before bed. (Checks soles of feet, yep no price tag on these soles lol ) xxxx Suzi
Kettle's on if you fancy a brew.
Awwww thanks hun..... just warmed my coffee up in the microwave too xxxxx "Typical, my timings not always out. | |||
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"Year twelve of the menopause, everything aches, I'm bad tempered, my skin is itchy and dry, broken sleep, coming up to my son's birthday, he would have been twenty six, just feel tired and drained and the other half has just come into the bedroom and said I should get up and stop being a lazy shit! He is ordering me up in my house he lives in for free. So this is more advise than a full blown rant: do I kill him in the kitchen with a couple of blows to the head with a wok or a plugged in hairdryer thrown in the bath when he's in it?!! I'm open to suggestions...and an alibi too please! "Now you're in my ball park. PM me for more information.
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"Today's Rant Day is dedicated to m'ladies Knitter and Heels. Ranters extrordinaire......
Crack on.
I'd like to smell their rants.
I could think of something I'd like to smell more
Armpits? Feet? Belly buttons?
Hey stop sniffing me "Is his moustache tickling? Well, I assume it's his moustache. | |||
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"Cryptic statuses. ..stop it . You should see some of mine....
One on the Bristol page has me scared and nothing to do with me .
Are you sure........ "200% if not more sure | |||
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"Can we please have pre defined threads for each day, with a roster of OP's ?
I just can't keep up with the demands of thighs, chests, suits all in one day "I changed my avatar three times this week. Didn't make any difference..... | |||
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"I' be gone past the 'rant' stage, I'm moving towards the throwing plates stage" Are you having a Greek day? | |||
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"This rant is aimed at my penis.... stop saving your most exquisite throbbing erections for Morning Glories, I'm asleep through at least half of it
I hear you.... It's like someone drops a blue pill in your mouth while you're asleep. "Dammit caught me .. ill tiptoe next time  | |||
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"This rant is aimed at my penis.... stop saving your most exquisite throbbing erections for Morning Glories, I'm asleep through at least half of it
I hear you.... It's like someone drops a blue pill in your mouth while you're asleep.
Dammit caught me .. ill tiptoe next time "You're welcome to wake me. | |||
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"I' be gone past the 'rant' stage, I'm moving towards the throwing plates stage Are you having a Greek day? "No just found out I have to have knee surgery so can't make my brothers wedding in Italy...I'm off to have a pity party with some cake now | |||
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"Year twelve of the menopause, everything aches, I'm bad tempered, my skin is itchy and dry, broken sleep, coming up to my son's birthday, he would have been twenty six, just feel tired and drained and the other half has just come into the bedroom and said I should get up and stop being a lazy shit! He is ordering me up in my house he lives in for free. So this is more advise than a full blown rant: do I kill him in the kitchen with a couple of blows to the head with a wok or a plugged in hairdryer thrown in the bath when he's in it?!! I'm open to suggestions...and an alibi too please! "Madam, May I suggest lead piping? That technique provides much more satisfaction. As for an alibi I suggest reading a bloody good Agatha Christie novel or a cracking good game of scrabble. I do believe that there is a fabber called Rev Green here. Maybe he could assist on the Scrabble front .... | |||
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"Ranty Mc Rantface here pick one ... People (of any gender) who message you with a pic, get your attenton then proceed to bomb you with demands .. when we meeting, can you get out now, phone me, kikk, whatsapp me... Or having arranged a meet, go "stealth mode" and you never hear again Or arrange a meet, dont show Or worse still as I had this week.. arrange a social. Last minute cant make it. You see someone next day and number 1 has a massive tantrum about why not them and glad someone's havin fun etc " Aaaaaaaaaaaand breathe..... | |||
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"I' be gone past the 'rant' stage, I'm moving towards the throwing plates stage Are you having a Greek day?
No just found out I have to have knee surgery so can't make my brothers wedding in Italy...I'm off to have a pity party with some cake now "Cake you say...... | |||
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"My rant is aimed at myself Man up ya tit, it's only the cold you've got. You're nephew is seeing his surgeon today to see if the tumour that's wrapped round his carotid has shrunk enough yet for it to be safely operated on and I'm moaning about a runny nose. " Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
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) but anyway I replied with polite no thank you happy swinging stay safe always xx
His reply.... why fking reply if your not interested??
My reply... I would feel rude if I didn't reply I always try to reply to everyone.... don't want to prolong chat if I'm not interested in you again sorry have fun
He then replied... Don't fking reply if your not interested stop getting blokes excited to be let down
I so wanted to reply with &£@&£&@&£'h&@&&@&£&@&@&£&@@£&@
Sure you can work out what I wanted to say hahaha but he blocked me
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"Ffs!!! so a guy messaged me (not surprising I know ) but anyway I replied with polite no thank you happy swinging stay safe always xx
His reply.... why fking reply if your not interested??
My reply... I would feel rude if I didn't reply I always try to reply to everyone.... don't want to prolong chat if I'm not interested in you again sorry have fun
He then replied... Don't fking reply if your not interested stop getting blokes excited to be let down
I so wanted to reply with &£@&£&@&£'h&@&&@&£&@&@&£&@@£&@
Sure you can work out what I wanted to say hahaha but he blocked me
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"This is a timely thread. That fucking orange cunt Dickinson and his real dodgy deals, what an annoying twat. Apparently no-one can work on his show unless they call him 'the duke'. Duck a l'orange would be more appropriate." I caught an episode today. That's 10 minutes of my life I'm never getting back. | |||
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"My rant is about my darling wife who is going through the menopause. I don't knowif I am coming or going. One minute she is frezzing cold and cuddling up to me. The next she is throwing the bedcloths off and striping naked and I can't come anywhere near her. It's been 2 years now and I still don't know if she is having one of her moments or feeling frisky. "Added to the state of permanent confusion the wimmin have us in, it's a wonder you still have your sanity. | |||
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"I've been wearing a suit all week, which naturally involves having to match the colour of my shirt, tie, pants and socks (while also trying to match the tie to the subject matter under discussion). But these socks Mrs ddc bought are thickly striped random colours, so I don't know if they're blue socks with orange and purple stripes, or purple socks with blue and orange stripes, or... To make matters worse I've made the easy matches earlier in the week, so tomorrow is going to be a nightmare. Arrrrrgh!
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"Ranty Mc Rantface here pick one ... People (of any gender) who message you with a pic, get your attenton then proceed to bomb you with demands .. when we meeting, can you get out now, phone me, kikk, whatsapp me... Or having arranged a meet, go "stealth mode" and you never hear again Or arrange a meet, dont show Or worse still as I had this week.. arrange a social. Last minute cant make it. You see someone next day and number 1 has a massive tantrum about why not them and glad someone's havin fun etc Aaaaaaaaaaaand breathe..... " So needed that off my chest | |||
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I mean come on NO air con ...really gggrrrrrr | |||
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" Mr ddc Dress down Friday surely? "That'll have to be the only way to explain orange socks, a purple shirt and a green tie. You can bet I'm gonna check the stalls for loo paper though, I'm not having someone walk in and see the colour of my undercrackers... | |||
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"Ranty Mc Rantface here pick one ... People (of any gender) who message you with a pic, get your attenton then proceed to bomb you with demands .. when we meeting, can you get out now, phone me, kikk, whatsapp me... Or having arranged a meet, go "stealth mode" and you never hear again Or arrange a meet, dont show Or worse still as I had this week.. arrange a social. Last minute cant make it. You see someone next day and number 1 has a massive tantrum about why not them and glad someone's havin fun etc Aaaaaaaaaaaand breathe..... So needed that off my chest "Here to help. | |||
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"Need peachy to get in the bloody shower then I can (she takes far longer to get ready) I'm all sweaty & stink from the gym at our hotel gggrrrrr You'd think the hotels would put air con in the gyms seen as it a very hot climate
I mean come on NO air con ...really gggrrrrrr"Get in with her, save water, save the planet. | |||
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" Mr ddc Dress down Friday surely?
That'll have to be the only way to explain orange socks, a purple shirt and a green tie. You can bet I'm gonna check the stalls for loo paper though, I'm not having someone walk in and see the colour of my undercrackers...
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"Heels Rant: A few weeks hence, my two lovely girly chums proposed a girly holiday in Gran Canaria. Heels responsibly checked work diary and discovered it sadly coincided with a major project which she was sadly deeply involved in and was forced to step away. Holiday for two was duly booked. Three days later, stupid colleague hierarchy put said project back by a month. So Heels is stranded in a rainy North West England and the two Wing Chicks are up to all levels of silliness without me. Every level of complete arse!!! " What makes it worse, I think youll find they're currently in the shower together........ | |||
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"Heels Rant: A few weeks hence, my two lovely girly chums proposed a girly holiday in Gran Canaria. Heels responsibly checked work diary and discovered it sadly coincided with a major project which she was sadly deeply involved in and was forced to step away. Holiday for two was duly booked. Three days later, stupid colleague hierarchy put said project back by a month. So Heels is stranded in a rainy North West England and the two Wing Chicks are up to all levels of silliness without me. Every level of complete arse!!! What makes it worse, I think youll find they're currently in the shower together........ "By the way, about fookin time, we're nearly closed for business. | |||
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"Ranty Mc Rantface here pick one ... People (of any gender) who message you with a pic, get your attenton then proceed to bomb you with demands .. when we meeting, can you get out now, phone me, kikk, whatsapp me... Or having arranged a meet, go "stealth mode" and you never hear again Or arrange a meet, dont show Or worse still as I had this week.. arrange a social. Last minute cant make it. You see someone next day and number 1 has a massive tantrum about why not them and glad someone's havin fun etc Aaaaaaaaaaaand breathe..... So needed that off my chest
Here to help. "Thank you Markoh | |||
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"This is not a rant, its an appreciation. Thanks to Markoh for being an amazing host of the Thursday's rant thread pretty much every week. Takes a lot of time and effort to read all those rants and address them !" | |||
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