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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omg the shame!!!!

So I think I have a water leak in the kitchen and the plumber can't come out till tomorrow.

So I turn the water off and on when I need to and it just makes a noise and I can't see the leak.

So anyway sent a random text to my mum telling her so she sent a tex to my neighbour asking him to make sure I'm ok.

I fancied a nice hot bath so turned water on just got in it and hear the dogs going crazy barking and howling, I jumped out stuck my t shirt back on and ran down, no water yay!! I'm bent down under the sink dogs around me arse up to the sky and my neighbour knocks and walks in

Oh the shame why didn't I just get dressed, let

Me point out my neighbour is cool as fek and we are good mates, he's having band practise tonight at his and one the blokes is a plumber all I can say is thank god he didn't come in the house only stood by the door ha ha ha ha

I just mumbled oh shit went very red, he laughed at me said well that's the only part of you I haven't seen ha ha ha though babe it might burn if you get that out in the garden this summer.

Oh god now in the bath trying to calm lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll come and scrub yer back if ya like

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What on earth did you say to your mother that meant she sent an SOS to your neighbour?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Was the plumber hot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one time, at band practice...

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