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ikea sales and marketing strategy

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

it's brilliant.

get women in,

then make them look at everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because they hide the exit

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"it's brilliant.

get women in,

then make them look at everything. "

and give em a nice handbag to carry and fill up

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i'm sure the bags are getting bigger.lol

the exit,is right beside the entrance,

but you have to go round,the whole shop.

to get to it.

genius.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

the one in coventry has a pre-shop shop ,so you can buy stuff before actually getting in the lift to the main shop ,almost like a practice run for the main event....genious

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"the one in coventry has a pre-shop shop ,so you can buy stuff before actually getting in the lift to the main shop ,almost like a practice run for the main event....genious"

a pre shop shop.

it could only be ikea.

we went on sunday,to buy a £25 mattress,

for a travel cot.

£94 later,we escaped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive never been to Ikea.. i want to go sooooo bad!.. not that i need anything

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"the one in coventry has a pre-shop shop ,so you can buy stuff before actually getting in the lift to the main shop ,almost like a practice run for the main event....genious

a pre shop shop.

it could only be ikea.

we went on sunday,to buy a £25 mattress,

for a travel cot.

£94 later,we escaped.

"

and how many candles jumped into your shopping trolley on the way round??

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"ive never been to Ikea.. i want to go sooooo bad!.. not that i need anything "

you cant escaqpe that easy they almost rape your pockets and purse \wallet youll come out with all sorts of stuff you never knew you needed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to ikea a few times, I have to say, I hate it, seriously hate it.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"the one in coventry has a pre-shop shop ,so you can buy stuff before actually getting in the lift to the main shop ,almost like a practice run for the main event....genious

a pre shop shop.

it could only be ikea.

we went on sunday,to buy a £25 mattress,

for a travel cot.

£94 later,we escaped.

and how many candles jumped into your shopping trolley on the way round??"

lmao they are like lemmings all leaping in and hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dnt like ikea at all like big bloody warehouse with junk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the one in coventry has a pre-shop shop ,so you can buy stuff before actually getting in the lift to the main shop ,almost like a practice run for the main event....genious"

yep, they will be adding a pre-exit last chance shop soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are gonna call it ............

The Twilight Zone .... be scared

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"the one in coventry has a pre-shop shop ,so you can buy stuff before actually getting in the lift to the main shop ,almost like a practice run for the main event....genious

yep, they will be adding a pre-exit last chance shop soon."

i thought that was the restaurant ,,,come on you still got a few quid left come and buy our swedish meatballs or an ikea ice cream ...look you know the kiddies want one ....dont deny them or your a bad parent

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store "

only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store

only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol"

Sod, you said you'd never say what I did with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store

only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol

Sod, you said you'd never say what I did with them "

ah but IDEA is another world .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IKEA EVEN

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store

only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol

Sod, you said you'd never say what I did with them "

it was a bit of slippage i have it under control now ...sorry ...lips sealed ...ooops sorry ....lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store

only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol

Sod, you said you'd never say what I did with them

it was a bit of slippage i have it under control now ...sorry ...lips sealed ...ooops sorry ....lol"

I'll control your slippage dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store

only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol

Sod, you said you'd never say what I did with them

it was a bit of slippage i have it under control now ...sorry ...lips sealed ...ooops sorry ....lol

I'll control your slippage dear"

awww forgive him pour soul - they wouldn't let him leave without telling.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store

only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol

Sod, you said you'd never say what I did with them

it was a bit of slippage i have it under control now ...sorry ...lips sealed ...ooops sorry ....lol

I'll control your slippage dear

awww forgive him pour soul - they wouldn't let him leave without telling. "

its ok i revel in her discomfort at times like this ...lol...

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

They sell a frozen cake made with Dime bars which is brilliant... the only trouble is that the food shop in the Bristol Ikea is right by the exit and I've yet to work out how to get there without traipsing through the whole store.

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"They sell a frozen cake made with Dime bars which is brilliant... the only trouble is that the food shop in the Bristol Ikea is right by the exit and I've yet to work out how to get there without traipsing through the whole store."

yep,and that wee cake,made of dime bars.

has just cost you,a hundred quid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why don't you wait by the exit and when someone comes out.....dash in the exit door...miss out all the rest of the shop that way!!

and they have stopped doing the cream candles? they only have white ones in Coventry....when I asked the staff they said there was no call for them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They sell a frozen cake made with Dime bars which is brilliant... the only trouble is that the food shop in the Bristol Ikea is right by the exit and I've yet to work out how to get there without traipsing through the whole store."

walk in the exit backwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they will never notice.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Am I the only person who has never been in an Ikea store

only cus your banned for being suggestive with the candles ohh and the streamers lol

Sod, you said you'd never say what I did with them

it was a bit of slippage i have it under control now ...sorry ...lips sealed ...ooops sorry ....lol

I'll control your slippage dear

awww forgive him pour soul - they wouldn't let him leave without telling.

its ok i revel in her discomfort at times like this ...lol..."

You may revel, but I know you are too good a gentleman to fully reveal

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

When I'm stood by the entrance I don't actually know where the exit is... the building is flippin' huge and it's bloody confusing.

In fact, thinking about it, they're not even on the same level as you go up some escalators to enter the building but I don't remember them being there when you exit the building... or maybe I'm just so relieved to be outside again that I didn't notice it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm stood by the entrance I don't actually know where the exit is... the building is flippin' huge and it's bloody confusing.

In fact, thinking about it, they're not even on the same level as you go up some escalators to enter the building but I don't remember them being there when you exit the building... or maybe I'm just so relieved to be outside again that I didn't notice it."

DAAAAH just order one by post.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I really can't stand Ikea

Only went once and it lasted a week

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"DAAAAH just order one by post."

Good idea... should be well and truly defrosted by the time it arrives

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"I really can't stand Ikea

Only went once and it lasted a week "

You got off lightly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly had a panic attack the first time I went in. I didnt know you had to go around the whole store and I wandered like a lost soul but then started to panic, thinking im gonna die in this store and even contemplated jumping out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really can't stand Ikea

Only went once and it lasted a week

You got off lightly! "

holly

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I nearly had a panic attack the first time I went in. I didnt know you had to go around the whole store and I wandered like a lost soul but then started to panic, thinking im gonna die in this store and even contemplated jumping out the window"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nearly had a panic attack the first time I went in. I didnt know you had to go around the whole store and I wandered like a lost soul but then started to panic, thinking im gonna die in this store and even contemplated jumping out the window"

Count yersel lucky you didn't go in any o the wardrobes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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and how many candles jumped into your shopping trolley on the way round??"

Four

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"the one in coventry has a pre-shop shop ,so you can buy stuff before actually getting in the lift to the main shop ,almost like a practice run for the main event....genious

a pre shop shop.

it could only be ikea.

we went on sunday,to buy a £25 mattress,

for a travel cot.

£94 later,we escaped.

"

mind you costco the wholesale big hypermarket is the same ,it costs 80 quid an hour in that shop i quarantee it

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