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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place

If you decided you quite fancied hell after you died as they seem to have more fun there ,

what would you have put on your business card as you knocked at the door ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jehovahs witness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't believe in Hell or heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't believe in Hell or heaven"

don't think it's a pre-requisite...it's a theoretical question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you decided you quite fancied hell after you died as they seem to have more fun there ,

what would you have put on your business card as you knocked at the door ?

"

"HI...peaches here...

got burn marks to match the cushions "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm "Jack The Licker" and I'm hotter than the fires of Hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say 'ding-dong' in the style of Leslie Phillips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good question

"Im legion, for Ive slept with many"?

erm... bit rubbish me thinks.

Bill Hicks said something like "If it's a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the fuckin' Block … I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out"

Lol exact quote actually, I googled it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just say 'ding-dong' in the style of Leslie Phillips?"

you can try...but it would more likely sound like the Avon lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fully intend to go to hell anyway- and will be taking over from the current chap in charge- he's not nearly evil enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I be back as Bird

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"Can I just say 'ding-dong' in the style of Leslie Phillips?

you can try...but it would more likely sound like the Avon lady"

lmao

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I fully intend to go to hell anyway- and will be taking over from the current chap in charge- he's not nearly evil enough "

ooo errr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fully intend to go to hell anyway- and will be taking over from the current chap in charge- he's not nearly evil enough

ooo errr "

He hasn't discovered playing Westlife to all those bikers heading downward

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I fully intend to go to hell anyway- and will be taking over from the current chap in charge- he's not nearly evil enough

ooo errr

He hasn't discovered playing Westlife to all those bikers heading downward "

mental torture ...the worst kind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fully intend to go to hell anyway- and will be taking over from the current chap in charge- he's not nearly evil enough

ooo errr

He hasn't discovered playing Westlife to all those bikers heading downward

mental torture ...the worst kind lol"

Hence why I'm better- I know that you don't have a corporeal body to feel pain- it all comes down to mental pain

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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If sex is sin, then it will not be allowed in heaven

But would the lack of sex be hell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't believe in Hell or heaven"

tch silly, they won't let you in either now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If sex is sin, then it will not be allowed in heaven

But would the lack of sex be hell?"

Did someone say that sex was a sin or is that just priests who like to play with young boys?

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I fully intend to go to hell anyway- and will be taking over from the current chap in charge- he's not nearly evil enough

ooo errr

He hasn't discovered playing Westlife to all those bikers heading downward

mental torture ...the worst kind lol

Hence why I'm better- I know that you don't have a corporeal body to feel pain- it all comes down to mental pain "

bit like being married then ...

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

Hi, I am ready to be tempted!

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"If sex is sin, then it will not be allowed in heaven

But would the lack of sex be hell?"

trust you !!! is that your calling card ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I fully intend to go to hell anyway- and will be taking over from the current chap in charge- he's not nearly evil enough

ooo errr

He hasn't discovered playing Westlife to all those bikers heading downward

mental torture ...the worst kind lol

Hence why I'm better- I know that you don't have a corporeal body to feel pain- it all comes down to mental pain

bit like being married then ..."

Nah that is shear hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think have it printed both sides

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"think have it printed both sides"

hmm original ,but then i suppose it doesnt have to be a card it could be any appropriate part of your body tatooed,or amybe a slot in the door to poke your best attribute through ...or come to think of it your worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doesn't matter..my card's made from psychic paper..a nice Dr. gave it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think have it printed both sides

hmm original ,but then i suppose it doesnt have to be a card it could be any appropriate part of your body tatooed,or amybe a slot in the door to poke your best attribute through ...or come to think of it your worst "

anyway we all know you don't need a card, it is all written in your book by the angels who accompany you through your life.

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"think have it printed both sides

hmm original ,but then i suppose it doesnt have to be a card it could be any appropriate part of your body tatooed,or amybe a slot in the door to poke your best attribute through ...or come to think of it your worst

anyway we all know you don't need a card, it is all written in your book by the angels who accompany you through your life."

didnt know that ......hmmm do question is have i been bad enough to make it or do i need to do a bit more extreme stuff to guarantee entry....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think have it printed both sides

hmm original ,but then i suppose it doesnt have to be a card it could be any appropriate part of your body tatooed,or amybe a slot in the door to poke your best attribute through ...or come to think of it your worst

anyway we all know you don't need a card, it is all written in your book by the angels who accompany you through your life.

didnt know that ......hmmm do question is have i been bad enough to make it or do i need to do a bit more extreme stuff to guarantee entry...."

depends which end you want, but you could always try a bribe?

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"think have it printed both sides

hmm original ,but then i suppose it doesnt have to be a card it could be any appropriate part of your body tatooed,or amybe a slot in the door to poke your best attribute through ...or come to think of it your worst

anyway we all know you don't need a card, it is all written in your book by the angels who accompany you through your life.

didnt know that ......hmmm do question is have i been bad enough to make it or do i need to do a bit more extreme stuff to guarantee entry....

depends which end you want, but you could always try a bribe?"

or blackmail that would impress

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I'm doomed whichever way I go, but who cares

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

the devil's pitchfork has nowt on my spikey dildo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think have it printed both sides

hmm original ,but then i suppose it doesnt have to be a card it could be any appropriate part of your body tatooed,or amybe a slot in the door to poke your best attribute through ...or come to think of it your worst

anyway we all know you don't need a card, it is all written in your book by the angels who accompany you through your life.

didnt know that ......hmmm do question is have i been bad enough to make it or do i need to do a bit more extreme stuff to guarantee entry....

depends which end you want, but you could always try a bribe?

or blackmail that would impress "

hmmmmm reflecting a moment, maybe blackmail would not be an effective method to use at the gates of hell, or heaven for that matter. Stymied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven doesnt want me and apparently hell thinks I will take over...wanna take that chance?....well do ya?

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"Heaven doesnt want me and apparently hell thinks I will take over...wanna take that chance?....well do ya? "

huh belzebub would nail you to the wall by your tits and spin you around like a catherine wheel .......hmmmm maybe it is your type of place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ad Vice ..... x

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