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A poem fa all (well as many as i could get ta rhyme xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is a place we all know well.

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Where we all, do kiss and tell.

It's the forums and here they are.

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Starting with our own debstar.

Followed closely by cute and sassy(shes a bloody scream that lassie).

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Then down south we we move and shake (cornwalls ass, mouths drool doth make).

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Diamond back from holiday, and laine she hides profile away.

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Satisfy Jane not at all( political threads she has a ball).

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Stu Scotland and his list of dead.

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Frock off does me fookin head.

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Lady ruby the girl is classy (Not unlike the minx that’s sassy).

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Dances alone wants a thread.

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Kev and kat (they wants me dead).

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Fabio he such a card.

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Bi pussy thinks she feckin hard.

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Invictus now then theres a gent.

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Polo adds ta thread on lent.

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Jack and kate just cant be beat.

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Funky monkey wants the treats.

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Private parts does like his sweets,

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FMUMA phrase is you’re a Faaaannnnnyyyy.

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Then of course there's dear old Granny.

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Fabio the resident sane.

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Femme fatale has perfect name.

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Big bad hes a bloody lad

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Soapy hes so bloody sad.

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Pearl the travel lodge exec.

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Peaches wants ta break me neck.

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Pingi now then there's a girl.

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Booking now? (Oh see pearl).

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Evesham girl is bloody funny (but shes really sweet as honey).

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Hells belles is where I end my tale.

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Cause the rhyming getting stale.

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So if ya find ya not on list, that’s cause Soapys probably pissed.

xx

(Disclaimer no forumites where harmed in the making of this poem xx)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the hardest thing in the world to do....is catch a fart and paint it blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 threads and a line in a soapy ode.

day gets better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

2 threads and a line in a soapy ode.

day gets better "

Mwah xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Cant see the bit about me being all lovely and sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

What i wanna break ya neck for.....

I cant help it that its the only position i can do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cant see the bit about me being all lovely and sweet "

Yeah wotever xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Humph, thought ya loved me

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Humph, thought ya loved me

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its a clique ,its a clique quick start a clique thread ...pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwwwwww luv ya soaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/03/11 20:40:25]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/03/11 20:40:25]"

Too late i saw it lol xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

we're all in that team Frocks, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frock off does me fookin head"

Change it to "....wants me fookin dead"

I'm joining team KevnKat!!!

BIATCH!!!! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not nice

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Team Soapy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/03/11 20:40:25]

Too late i saw it lol xx "

IT WASN'T ANGRY ENOUGH!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humph, thought ya loved me

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forgot me too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/03/11 20:40:25]

Too late i saw it lol xx

IT WASN'T ANGRY ENOUGH!!! xx"

Ner ner na ner ner xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Humph, thought ya loved me

forgot me too lol"

No i didnt lol xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Humph, thought ya loved me

forgot me too lol"

Nah you in there hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Humph, thought ya loved me

forgot me too lol

Nah you in there hun"

I tried i really did ya need ta change ya name lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops sorry lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Soapy, as poetic as ever xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a rubbish poem. Dunno why, just seems something is missing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it's a rubbish poem. Dunno why, just seems something is missing. "

Mmmm sowey xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's sowey. Newbie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humph, thought ya loved me

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I didn't get mentioned in despatches either. Going to remove him off my friends list and block him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for my mention darling Soapy! mwah xxx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Humph, thought ya loved me

I didn't get mentioned in despatches either. Going to remove him off my friends list and block him! "

Nah cos ya name rhymes with nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Humph, thought ya loved me

I didn't get mentioned in despatches either. Going to remove him off my friends list and block him! "

Actually sassy i did mention ya lol

But i always thought ya user was sassy minx sowey xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lots of sulking peeps now soapy what you like lol x

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I think it's a rubbish poem. Dunno why, just seems something is missing. "

i so know what you mean but cant put my finger on it ,definately not his usual standard ,,,maybe he's ill lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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hmmmmmmmmphhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humph, thought ya loved me

I didn't get mentioned in despatches either. Going to remove him off my friends list and block him!

Nah cos ya name rhymes with nothing "

There are two Sassy's he mentioned the cute, young one and omitted the old, Domme one! Now I know: humph!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

yayyyy!!!! i made the poem and am sweet as honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quailty I made it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quailty I made it lol "

You two above

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Hmph!!!

**flounces off****

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmph!!!

**flounces off****"

Pink i thinks ya sexy

Pink i really do

Pink i forgot ya babe

So this poems just fa you xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Soapy

has anyone ever told ya

throw away the shovel

Ya dead

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Soapy, I used to like you cause I'm also a bit "vertically challenged" but since reading this thread I've gone right off you.

There's loads of words that rhyme with _arambar, ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmph!!!

**flounces off****

Pink i thinks ya sexy

Pink i really do

Pink i forgot ya babe

So this poems just fa you xx "

They say God loves a trier. (sighs)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soapy, I used to like you cause I'm also a bit "vertically challenged" but since reading this thread I've gone right off you.

There's loads of words that rhyme with _arambar, ffs! "

Err yeah there is xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soapy, I used to like you cause I'm also a bit "vertically challenged" but since reading this thread I've gone right off you.

There's loads of words that rhyme with _arambar, ffs! "

oui, faux pas, pour exemple.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"oui, faux pas, pour exemple."

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Soapy, I used to like you cause I'm also a bit "vertically challenged" but since reading this thread I've gone right off you.

There's loads of words that rhyme with _arambar, ffs!

Err yeah there is xxx "

bar, jar, far, car,

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Hmph!!!

**flounces off****

Pink i thinks ya sexy

Pink i really do

Pink i forgot ya babe

So this poems just fa you xx "

ooh, I forgive you everything! xxx

... and don;t anyone DARE say I'm easily bought...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soapy, I used to like you cause I'm also a bit "vertically challenged" but since reading this thread I've gone right off you.

There's loads of words that rhyme with _arambar, ffs!

Err yeah there is xxx you bar, jar, far, car,"
you forgot tar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmph!!!

**flounces off****

Pink i thinks ya sexy

Pink i really do

Pink i forgot ya babe

So this poems just fa you xx

ooh, I forgive you everything! xxx

... and don;t anyone DARE say I'm easily bought... "

oh yeah, now he does one specially for you .... well what can I say? What's wrong wi the rest of us? eh eh?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Hmph!!!

**flounces off****

Pink i thinks ya sexy

Pink i really do

Pink i forgot ya babe

So this poems just fa you xx

ooh, I forgive you everything! xxx

... and don;t anyone DARE say I'm easily bought... "

easyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmph!!!

**flounces off****

Pink i thinks ya sexy

Pink i really do

Pink i forgot ya babe

So this poems just fa you xx

ooh, I forgive you everything! xxx

... and don;t anyone DARE say I'm easily bought...

easyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasy"

Yeah enough about you xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

careful shorty or I'll open the shed on Thursday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"careful shorty or I'll open the shed on Thursday"

Noooo not the gimp shed xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

the very one!!!! now be afraid, be very afraid xx

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Hmph!!!

**flounces off****

Pink i thinks ya sexy

Pink i really do

Pink i forgot ya babe

So this poems just fa you xx

ooh, I forgive you everything! xxx

... and don;t anyone DARE say I'm easily bought...

easyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasyeasy"

Damn! I've been found out!!

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Craig....Poet Laureate for Fab Swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Craig....Poet Laureate for Fab Swingers"

hats of to him really, but it might have been safer to turn it into a carry-on thread. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bi pussy thinks she feckin hard"

yer cheeky fecker, you know am really quiet, ladylike and polite. next time i see yer, your dead!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Bi pussy thinks she feckin hard"

yer cheeky fecker, you know am really quiet, ladylike and polite. next time i see yer, your dead!!!!! "

Ya will have ta join the queue hun lol xx

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over a year ago

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

trust you to drool over my ass soapy lol

anyone got any tissue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"trust you to drool over my ass soapy lol

anyone got any tissue! "

wipe ya ass on the curtains

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