FabSwingers.com forum: Kitten, Jellyfish or Elephant dung

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're hungry ....and there is only 3 choices,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much of a restaurant is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitten, they are quite tasty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not much of a restaurant is it?"

Michelin 3 star chef though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitten, no hesitation at all, fuck it they only grow up to be smug bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitten iv had one before in china and it was tasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kitten, they are quite tasty!"

So that's one for Kitten....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kitten, they are quite tasty!

So that's one for Kitten....

3 for Kitten...sheesh,,,,

bit of a run on kitten...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitten, they are quite tasty!

So that's one for Kitten....

3 for Kitten...sheesh,,,,

bit of a run on kitten...

Kentucky fried kitten yum, but then I'm no stranger to eating pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it tastes like chicken....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephant dung

Jellyfish might sting

Kitten

Can i choose sheeps brains instead

Please if not i will go for

Kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elephant dung

Jellyfish might sting

Kitten

Can i choose sheeps brains instead

Please if not i will go for

Kitten "

Sheeps brain thats disgusting eeewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bbq kitten in hoi sin sauce

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I don't eat fish, the elephant dung sounds like shit so I'm having the kitten. But it had better be skinned first, I ain't eating no fur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bbq kitten in hoi sin sauce"

Kebbab kitten in chilli sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitten, they are quite tasty!

So that's one for Kitten....

3 for Kitten...sheesh,,,,

bit of a run on kitten...

Kentucky fried kitten yum, but then I'm no stranger to eating pussy

LOL Kentucky fried kitten, that's so bad it's good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soxy failed to point out that no kitten have been harmed in the making of this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry folks no Kitten left.....

Its coming off todays menu.....

But we've just received a consignment of some rather juicy bulls testicles..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitten...

But not one of them ginger ones.. They taste strange..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the specials are always off just when I arrive....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elephant dung

Jellyfish might sting

Kitten

Can i choose sheeps brains instead

Please if not i will go for

Kitten

Sheeps brain thats disgusting eeewwww

It's not too bad, a bit like scrambled egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Soxy failed to point out that no kitten have been harmed in the making of this thread"

Perhaps just a tiny bit when a customer ordered one kitten leg to go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephant Dung. They have poor digestion so their herbivorous diet would create nutritious dung. If it's good enough for a dung beetle, it's good enough for me. Besides eating shit is really just a way of replenishing the amount of shit I spout

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Elephant Dung. They have poor digestion so their herbivorous diet would create nutritious dung. If it's good enough for a dung beetle, it's good enough for me. Besides eating shit is really just a way of replenishing the amount of shit I spout

I admire your thinking...... give that man extra dung....on the house...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bbq kitten in hoi sin sauce

Kebbab kitten in chilli sauce?"

For you, maybe.

I'm actually feeling hungry now

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Stay hungry for longer. I don't how where I am, to have these 3 items with me, but someone will be along to feed the jellyfish and kitten, I'm obviously in some kind of animal sanctuary, park, zoo or research establishment. As for the elephant dung, I'm assuming the elephant has gone for help. Elephant dung doesn't appear from nowhere, so it must be around somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elephant dung

Jellyfish might sting

Kitten

Can i choose sheeps brains instead

Please if not i will go for

Kitten

Sheeps brain thats disgusting eeewwww

It's not too bad, a bit like scrambled egg"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly fish had it in Singapore made into a soup and was banging good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An elephant just passed my house did an almighty dump then left ... he must of known

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I don't eat fish, the elephant dung sounds like shit so I'm having the kitten. But it had better be skinned first, I ain't eating no fur!"

I'll have the skin, and a jelly-fish, I have a cunning plan to give next-doors dog the fright of his life....

Ps Soxy, 'bulls testicles'? Isn't that what the meatballs were in school dinners?

Mr ddc

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Elephant dung

Jellyfish might sting

Kitten

Can i choose sheeps brains instead

Please if not i will go for

Kitten "

Sheeps brains is a hungarian dish, scrambled mind that looks like scrambled egg....nem jol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stay hungry for longer. I don't how where I am, to have these 3 items with me, but someone will be along to feed the jellyfish and kitten, I'm obviously in some kind of animal sanctuary, park, zoo or research establishment. As for the elephant dung, I'm assuming the elephant has gone for help. Elephant dung doesn't appear from nowhere, so it must be around somewhere. "

The Elephant dung is imported ..... we don't harvest it locally...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Why would you need to know the answer to this???.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitten iv had one before in china and it was tasty"

I've most certainly eaten cat before now.

Used to work in Oldham late 80s. Had several curries from a couple of Indian Takeaways. Then read that over 200 cat pelts had been found on the hills towards Sadleworth. Tracked down to these establishments!

Cat Madras anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't eat fish, the elephant dung sounds like shit so I'm having the kitten. But it had better be skinned first, I ain't eating no fur!

I'll have the skin, and a jelly-fish, I have a cunning plan to give next-doors dog the fright of his life....

Ps Soxy, 'bulls testicles'? Isn't that what the meatballs were in school dinners?

Mr ddc"

I wasn't allowed to stay for school dinner ........ apparently I'm too disruptive.........

Can't see it myself though... I try my best to me harmonious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elephant dung

Jellyfish might sting

Kitten

Can i choose sheeps brains instead

Please if not i will go for

Kitten

Sheeps brains is a hungarian dish, scrambled mind that looks like scrambled egg....nem jol

Is it i ate them in cyprus ..tasted like chicken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would you need to know the answer to this???."

Why wouldn't you need to know the answer too this...?

What's life without whimsy...!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Kitten

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I will have bulls testicles. Licked and tasted them before. Oops no different bull.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

I wasn't allowed to stay for school dinner ........ apparently I'm too disruptive.........

Can't see it myself though... I try my best to me harmonious...

It was probably that day you stamped your feet and shouted "But WHY can't I eat kitten?"

Unless you used the word 'pussy' and the dinner lady misunderstood you...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Why would you need to know the answer to this???.

Trust me, if that's the choice we're down to, you don't wanna waste time prevaricating...

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Definitely kitten.

I do hope it is cooked first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr ddc

I wasn't allowed to stay for school dinner ........ apparently I'm too disruptive.........

Can't see it myself though... I try my best to me harmonious...

It was probably that day you stamped your feet and shouted "But WHY can't I eat kitten?"

Unless you used the word 'pussy' and the dinner lady misunderstood you...

The dinner lady was a man...

Well at least that was the rumour....

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

I wasn't allowed to stay for school dinner ........ apparently I'm too disruptive.........

Can't see it myself though... I try my best to me harmonious...

It was probably that day you stamped your feet and shouted "But WHY can't I eat kitten?"

Unless you used the word 'pussy' and the dinner lady misunderstood you...

The dinner lady was a man...

Well at least that was the rumour....

In which case, was it that time you asked "is this chicken male or female, 'cos I like eating cock?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr ddc

I wasn't allowed to stay for school dinner ........ apparently I'm too disruptive.........

Can't see it myself though... I try my best to me harmonious...

It was probably that day you stamped your feet and shouted "But WHY can't I eat kitten?"

Unless you used the word 'pussy' and the dinner lady misunderstood you...

The dinner lady was a man...

Well at least that was the rumour....

In which case, was it that time you asked "is this chicken male or female, 'cos I like eating cock?"

Apparently he was renowned for his spotted dick...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

I wasn't allowed to stay for school dinner ........ apparently I'm too disruptive.........

Can't see it myself though... I try my best to me harmonious...

It was probably that day you stamped your feet and shouted "But WHY can't I eat kitten?"

Unless you used the word 'pussy' and the dinner lady misunderstood you...

The dinner lady was a man...

Well at least that was the rumour....

In which case, was it that time you asked "is this chicken male or female, 'cos I like eating cock?"

Apparently he was renowned for his spotted dick...

If he had freckles, he was probably also proud of his ginger nuts too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May we see the vegetarian menu please waitress?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Kitten iv had one before in china and it was tasty

I've most certainly eaten cat before now.

Cat Madras anyone?"

Kitten Tikka?.......or a Tarka..like a madras but a little Otter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May we see the vegetarian menu please waitress?

Elephant Dung.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May we see the vegetarian menu please waitress?

Elephant Dung.....

Oh shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May we see the vegetarian menu please waitress?

Elephant Dung.....

Oh shit

Precisely

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I wonder what they had in the end

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Yes, good choice. Go for the animal that's a herbivore!!

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