FabSwingers.com forum: Found a public gloryhole

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im new to gloryholes but i was dying for the toilet and pulled up at the m61 eurogarage services there was a toilet opem so i proceeded to do my business it was only when i went for some tissue i noticed a hole about 2 inch on diameter.. now there was a bloke in the next cubicle how would i know that he is in there fpr that reason and if not how do i instigate it? Got me really hard when i thought about it and dodnt want to just shove my cock through there as he may have been as oblivious as me.... surely theres a list of signs etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A mouths a mouth if i cant see whos doing it then theres no difference in my eyes haha guess bi curious but not anally and not giving

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Isn't it a bit worrying sticking your knob through a hole in a strange toilet? Could be a lunatic with a zip-tie on the other side, or worse.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"A mouths a mouth if i cant see whos doing it then theres no difference in my eyes haha guess bi curious but not anally and not giving"

I get your point, every gents toilet I visit is crammed to the rafters with oversexed females gagging for it.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Signs? Did he look like George Michael, or like an undercover policeman put there to arrest men for acts of public indecency or spying on kids using a public toilet?

Really, before you let him blow you clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question. 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahah some amswers are funny but yeah i never thought of it like that in regards to children.... maybe i should go block it up haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you imagine going the loo only for a cock to come throu a hole in the wall.....he wouldnt get to do it again thats for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a 2 inch hole ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only a 2 inch hole ?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Can you imagine going the loo only for a cock to come throu a hole in the wall.....he wouldnt get to do it again thats for sure

Well!

If there was one man who I thought would have recognised my quote....

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Only a 2 inch hole ?

Doesn't that translate as over 6" girth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only a 2 inch hole ?

Doesn't that translate as over 6" girth?"

Oops

Really ???

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By *orkshire biMan
over a year ago

elland

Yeah be careful was at that services last week people very jumpy in there

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Only a 2 inch hole ?

Doesn't that translate as over 6" girth?

Oops

Really ???

(I can hear all those people who said "what is the point of maths, we'll never use it in the real world?", frantically going "errrr, 4 pie over d squared all over 2a, no that's not it, d=r times t, no, hang on, minus b, plus or minus the square root....")

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a friend who was in a motorway service station toilet when a guy put his cock through hole next to him, he now being done for ABH.

My point being watch where you put your cock someone may take it the wrong way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha a 2 inch hole id be well happy if my penis didnt fit through there hahaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peaking through a wee hole in a public toilet, how seedy can you get? What if that was a child in there? Things like this give me the creeps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah be careful was at that services last week people very jumpy in there"

Yeah i didnt realise there was one until i proceeded to wipe haha then i was like shit has someone been watching me... but he did keep moaning as i say i didnt realise until the end... i guess i just wanted to know if thats the sign

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peaking through a wee hole in a public toilet, how seedy can you get? What if that was a child in there? Things like this give me the creeps"

I get that i just noticed it at the end !! Please dont insinuate that im something i aint as you couldnt be further from the truth

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"Haha a 2 inch hole id be well happy if my penis didnt fit through there hahaa "
what about those poor unsuspecting brides whose grooms have their willy stuck on the rings on their stag night...aint they going to be disappointed on their honeymoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There only there in case you run out of bog roll.

The emergency bog roll hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There only there in case you run out of bog roll.

The emergency bog roll hole."

Hahahaha genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't it a bit worrying sticking your knob through a hole in a strange toilet? Could be a lunatic with a zip-tie on the other side, or worse."

That's what I'd be worried about!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I feel obliged to try it tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of a joke

Man in the merchant navy...says to a fellow sailor...what do you do for sex on here? Sailor shows him a barrel with a round hole in it and tells him to stick his cock in....he gets the best bj he has ever had and tells his new found mate so....his mate says and you can use it as often as you want but not on a Wednesday.... Mans says fantastic but why not on a Wednesday?

His mate says because you are in the barrel on wednesdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some fucker made a glory hole in the bogs at wooly edge services when I worked there as a skint student.

Manager said not to fix it. And instead covered it in engineers blue.

Much to our amusement when the lorry drivers came our with it all over their hands

Shame shame we know your game

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Mine is open tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaa what about those poor unsuspecting brides whose grooms have their willy stuck on the rings on their stag night..."
They do what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hahaa what about those poor unsuspecting brides whose grooms have their willy stuck on the rings on their stag night...They do what?"

I have no idea hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you just politely ignore it if someone pops a cock through? Or politely mutter about having already eaten etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't you just politely ignore it if someone pops a cock through? Or politely mutter about having already eaten etc.

Hit it with a rolled up newspaper

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Can't you just politely ignore it if someone pops a cock through? Or politely mutter about having already eaten etc.

Hit it with a rolled up newspaper

Electric fly swatters are more effective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im new to gloryholes but i was dying for the toilet and pulled up at the m61 eurogarage services there was a toilet opem so i proceeded to do my business it was only when i went for some tissue i noticed a hole about 2 inch on diameter.. now there was a bloke in the next cubicle how would i know that he is in there fpr that reason and if not how do i instigate it? Got me really hard when i thought about it and dodnt want to just shove my cock through there as he may have been as oblivious as me.... surely theres a list of signs etc

Haha what if some watersports fan stuck theirs through the hole and had a pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't you just politely ignore it if someone pops a cock through? Or politely mutter about having already eaten etc.

Hit it with a rolled up newspaper

Electric fly swatters are more effective

Might get a buzz out of that though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you imagine going the loo only for a cock to come throu a hole in the wall.....he wouldnt get to do it again thats for sure

My size 12 boots would definitely come in handy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't you just politely ignore it if someone pops a cock through? Or politely mutter about having already eaten etc.

Hit it with a rolled up newspaper

Electric fly swatters are more effective

Might get a buzz out of that though

See what you did there haha your jokes are shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't there a sign which was tapping your foot on the ground which is how a US politician got busted by an undercover cop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn't there a sign which was tapping your foot on the ground which is how a US politician got busted by an undercover cop?"

Morse code for I'm hot and horny send it through maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it not just a hole where a loo roll dispenser has been

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it not just a hole where a loo roll dispenser has been"

Need to be a wide screw to fix it through there haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perverted mate done it in city centre toilet,hole in the cubicle stating post £5 through the hole for a suck.So £5 went through and he stuck his cock through the hole only to have it hit with a stick!! Haha!! So obviously wasn't impressed so kicked in the toilet door and gave some scrawny bloke a kicking

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By *illo0069Man
over a year ago

litherland

"Only a 2 inch hole ?

must be for 2 cocks

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

That toilet will be so busy now..horny truckers/gay guys looking for horny truckers/lots of curious married men hoping for a bit of fun and on the other side? the authorities,the twitchy parent frightened that little Johnny may get molested,police entrapment team..It takes me back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That toilet will be so busy now..horny truckers/gay guys looking for horny truckers/lots of curious married men hoping for a bit of fun and on the other side? the authorities,the twitchy parent frightened that little Johnny may get molested,police entrapment team..It takes me back!"

I took a trip today the gloryhole bog was in use i could hear the groaning and slurping truth be told i aint got the minerals to stick my divk through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... hahaa what about those poor unsuspecting brides whose grooms have their willy stuck on the rings on their stag night...aint they going to be disappointed on their honeymoon. "
I am still curious about this! What rings do the stags get stuck on? the wedding rings? Is this a Southern thing?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Isn't it a bit worrying sticking your knob through a hole in a strange toilet? Could be a lunatic with a zip-tie on the other side, or worse."

Reminds me I must get some cable ties, you never know when they till come in handy. LoL

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Some fucker made a glory hole in the bogs at wooly edge services when I worked there as a skint student.

Manager said not to fix it. And instead covered it in engineers blue.

Much to our amusement when the lorry drivers came our with it all over their hands

Shame shame we know your game"

Thinking about it now, he should have used deep heat.

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