FabSwingers.com forum: oh for fucks sake...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

was having some banter with someone via text and then they drop you some innapropriate info that just ruins it..

MEN! lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"was having some banter with someone via text and then they drop you some innapropriate info that just ruins it..

MEN! lol

sorry.. i was only telling you about my collection of tank tops.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha having a perfectly decent convo then i get a text 'gotta move from my comfy spot i need to pee'

its not like im there so dont actually need to know a mans toilet habbits. I even have a friend who will let me know he's goin for a shit, or text me during the process

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh, I'm mid-shit as I type this

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lol, if im on the phone to someone i often take them for a wee with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhhhh, I'm mid-shit as I type this

your sick... although you could wipe your arse with a man united shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, if im on the phone to someone i often take them for a wee with me"

i had that done to me three times in one day...i was like wtf?! by the end of it all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol, if im on the phone to someone i often take them for a wee with me"

nooooo i make an excuse and call them back haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhhh, I'm mid-shit as I type this

your sick... although you could wipe your arse with a man united shirt

That's sacrilege!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhhhh, I'm mid-shit as I type this

your sick... although you could wipe your arse with a man united shirt

That's sacrilege!

id tear it up for you into strips

.. either that or id burn it

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"lol, if im on the phone to someone i often take them for a wee with me"

i do, too - depending on who it is i'm talking to of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol, if im on the phone to someone i often take them for a wee with me

i do, too - depending on who it is i'm talking to of course!

depends if your a quiet or loud toilet user.. ie hit the porcilin or the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id tear it up for you into strips

.. either that or id burn it "

I feel physically sick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhhh, I'm mid-shit as I type this

If you weren't showing your arse in you avatar I would have been handle the info a little easier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

id tear it up for you into strips

.. either that or id burn it

I feel physically sick...

now u know how i feel when i see pics of your face.. urghhh lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhhhh, I'm mid-shit as I type this

If you weren't showing your arse in you avatar I would have been handle the info a little easier

lmfaooooooo

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

haha maybe thats why i dont get enough meets always telling them wen i need a pee haha

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By *ustylikesgentsCouple
over a year ago

North wales coast

it often means they cant think of anything interesting to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha maybe thats why i dont get enough meets always telling them wen i need a pee haha"

Watersports springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it often means they cant think of anything interesting to say"

your probs right there

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

"haha maybe thats why i dont get enough meets always telling them wen i need a pee haha

Watersports springs to mind

yeah maybe,or maybe i need to stop drink so much coffee haha

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By *ustylikesgentsCouple
over a year ago

North wales coast

id better go, my colostomy bag is overflowing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id better go, my colostomy bag is overflowing"

o0o0o nasty.

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By *ustylikesgentsCouple
over a year ago

North wales coast

apologies for that one

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

ladies please! im about to eat lol x

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By *ustylikesgentsCouple
over a year ago

North wales coast

this is turning into twitter

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

is sitting like an idiot giggling to myself reading this forum ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ladies please! im about to eat lol x"

That's fine you telling us you are filling one end, but please refrain from telling us when you are empt...yi...n

BOAK!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this is turning into twitter"

Twatter more like xx

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By *ustylikesgentsCouple
over a year ago

North wales coast

"is sitting like an idiot giggling to myself reading this forum ....

has just eat a bacon butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see you have found the level then

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By *ustylikesgentsCouple
over a year ago

North wales coast

"this is turning into twitter

Twatter more like xx

lol i did consider that word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this is turning into twitter

Twatter more like xx

Ya ffaannnnnnnaaaaaaayyyy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is sitting like an idiot giggling to myself reading this forum ....

nothing better than some toilet humour

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By *ustylikesgentsCouple
over a year ago

North wales coast

"is sitting like an idiot giggling to myself reading this forum ....

thought that said shitting reading this for a mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is sitting like an idiot giggling to myself reading this forum ....

nothing better than some toilet humour "

PMSL!!!

Oooopps!.... now I have just joined the rest of the folk announcing they are releasing downstairs stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is sitting like an idiot giggling to myself reading this forum ....

nothing better than some toilet humour

PMSL!!!

Oooopps!.... now I have just joined the rest of the folk announcing they are releasing downstairs stuff

haha classic frock!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"is sitting like an idiot giggling to myself reading this forum ....

thought that said shitting reading this for a mo"

lmao

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

ok husband thinks ive finally lost the plot ...opps ...wheres the straight jackets

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By *ustylikesgentsCouple
over a year ago

North wales coast

"ok husband thinks ive finally lost the plot ...opps ...wheres the straight jackets "

at least you had one to start with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok husband thinks ive finally lost the plot ...opps ...wheres the straight jackets "

Ask the bunch of nutters on this thread....

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/50333

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hang draw and quarter thee woman!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

awww well at least im in good company

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