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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your most embarrassing meeting ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a local bloke for a walk and a chat , my dog decided to do a massive poo . So I had to pick it up and spent the whole time walking around with a bag of poop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Met a local bloke for a walk and a chat , my dog decided to do a massive poo . So I had to pick it up and spent the whole time walking around with a bag of poop"
now that is funny lol.

Hope it didn't spoil your fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a local bloke for a walk and a chat , my dog decided to do a massive poo . So I had to pick it up and spent the whole time walking around with a bag of poopnow that is funny lol.

Hope it didn't spoil your fun "

Didn't see him again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Met a local bloke for a walk and a chat , my dog decided to do a massive poo . So I had to pick it up and spent the whole time walking around with a bag of poopnow that is funny lol.

Hope it didn't spoil your fun

Didn't see him again lol "

I would of been back again to see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy that only had one black tooth in the middle of his gums ....i ran off...well walked off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Met a guy that only had one black tooth in the middle of his gums ....i ran off...well walked off

Not good babe. That's such a turn off. X

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Different site but a man who turned up for a social drink an hour late, was twenty years older than his photo and spoke on his mobile for a good percentage of our meeting. Yes he did ask to see us again and no we didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Different site but a man who turned up for a social drink an hour late, was twenty years older than his photo and spoke on his mobile for a good percentage of our meeting. Yes he did ask to see us again and no we didn't.

Hope you reported him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a local bloke for a walk and a chat , my dog decided to do a massive poo . So I had to pick it up and spent the whole time walking around with a bag of poop"

Different type of dogging...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Met a local bloke for a walk and a chat , my dog decided to do a massive poo . So I had to pick it up and spent the whole time walking around with a bag of poop

Different type of dogging...

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haha very good

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Hope you reported him x"

It was a different site but no we didn't if reporting people for being older than their photos became the norm the mods would have a 24/7 job on their hands

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"What's your most embarrassing meeting ?"

Never had an embarrassing meeting so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organised a threesome for fuck buddy with BBC or so he said lol he dropped his trouser and we told him to change his profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then i met another and we went to a pub and he drank pint after pint after pint and ended up d*unk ,then started chatting rubbish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Then i met another and we went to a pub and he drank pint after pint after pint and ended up d*unk ,then started chatting rubbish

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your not having much luck hun. You need to come to widnes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully with a reg friend but still embrassing

I was gagging on his cock ....... I was a little sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then i met another one ,who asked me to take some pills to projuce breast milk.i went mad ,as I'm a nurse and they were laxitives .a complete and utter nut job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An early one i chickened out almost and hid in the bathroom for almost 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Then i met another one ,who asked me to take some pills to projuce breast milk.i went mad ,as I'm a nurse and they were laxitives .a complete and utter nut job.

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they seem like a strange lot were you are hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An early one i chickened out almost and hid in the bathroom for almost 20 mins

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haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"An early one i chickened out almost and hid in the bathroom for almost 20 mins

I wondered where you had got to

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I met with someone who should have been in the Guinness records for BO. I gagged and had to leave. I'd mentioned about both being freshly showered earlier so it must have been a hormone issue or stress - maybe a broken washing machine? I could smell that rank stench from feet away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An early one i chickened out almost and hid in the bathroom for almost 20 mins

Aww Vara! I've had a couple where I've almost bottled it at the last minute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An early one i chickened out almost and hid in the bathroom for almost 20 mins

Aww Vara! I've had a couple where I've almost bottled it at the last minute!

It was only my second meet and i had luterally been chatting to the guy for about 10 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then i met another one ,who asked me to take some pills to projuce breast milk.i went mad ,as I'm a nurse and they were laxitives .a complete and utter nut job.

Bloody hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady slipped down the stairs (warning: stockings and carpeted stairs!) on the way down to say goodnight.... I asked her fi everything was okay and she said "don't worry I will be fine".

She ended up in A&E with a broken coccyx.....

I felt terrible and I really should have stayed with her and made sure she was alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a woman's house and she wasn't really as pictured and there was 2 dogs who were locked in the next room howling the place down! I couldn't wait to get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a local bloke for a walk and a chat , my dog decided to do a massive poo . So I had to pick it up and spent the whole time walking around with a bag of poop"

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I fainted on a meet with a couple once

Out cold. Came too on the floor with the mrs screaming "is he dead tommy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its never good if they cry afterwards either is it? Not from this site x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met a guy off another site when I lived in Manchester, he must have been at least 10 yrs older than his pics but what I didn't understand was he had lied about his height too..

when I asked him why he said he hoped there would be some chemistry when we met and the lack of height wouldn't bother me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a very nice shower with a lady friend, left the shower to go continue our fun in the bedroom, almost knocked myself out cold walking into the low beams between rooms, was concussed for most of the afternoon and in no fit shape to continue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its never good if they cry afterwards either is it? Not from this site x"

oh noooo!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I blush a bit when I queef, but nothing really embarrassing.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"I fainted on a meet with a couple once

Out cold. Came too on the floor with the mrs screaming "is he dead tommy"

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That's brill mate lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Oh, I had a guy do a runner from the pub while I was in the loo. That was pretty mortifying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thankfully with a reg friend but still embrassing

I was gagging on his cock ....... I was a little sick. "

Occupational hazard. Lol

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Not a meet off here but a date went to see a film chatted and such got on well or so I was thinking she then seems to get a phone call off here mum saying some thing had happend to then see she had set an alarm on her phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidentally evacuated a Premier Inn at half 6 in the morning while myself and an Ex were having a shower, forgot to close the door properly and set off the heat alarm for the room. That was kind of embarrassing and the guests wern't best pleased.

Thinking about it, me and showers do seem to be a bit of a dangerous combination

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Met a guy off here for a social. We went for a meal and during the meal I became aware of how much his breath stunk. When he tried to kiss me as we parted ,I kept my mouth closed and breathed out through my nose. He was keen on a further meet, but I declined.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Also once again had a date meal few drinks then went to a club all night paying for her and such got to 3 am said iam dead and if she wanted a taxi home or for me to walk her she said some of her friends was in the club and she would txt me the next day to find out some guy who we had met in the pub had given her his number when I got to the bathroom and then found out she went home with him that same night after I had left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a local bloke for a walk and a chat , my dog decided to do a massive poo . So I had to pick it up and spent the whole time walking around with a bag of poop"

Wasn't embarrassing but spent weekend at a caravan with a faster (who to be fair had been a friend for a while and still is). It was one of my jobs to take the (sealed) contents of the loo to be emptied.....so a bit worse than dog pooh lol.....we did joke that no other meet had ever done that for her....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*fabster...what is a faster ffs?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Ha ha this thread is great to read .Miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fainted on a meet with a couple once

Out cold. Came too on the floor with the mrs screaming "is he dead tommy"

This made me laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a guy that only had one black tooth in the middle of his gums ....i ran off...well walked off

Teeth like burnt fence posts!,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I have a good 1

Went for a meet after, got there she was in a saucy outfit with no knickers on

'Great' i thought! So we start kissing and groping we fall on bed, she holding my member I slide my fingers in her wet pussy. So she moaning & stuff when I feel something in her cookie jar. I stop kissing & mention I feel something

she looks spooked sticking her fingers in deeper & pulled out a condom

To say I was mortified is an understatement lol she was shell shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have a good 1

Went for a meet after, got there she was in a saucy outfit with no knickers on

she looks spooked sticking her fingers in deeper & pulled out a condom

To say I was mortified is an understatement lol she was shell shocked "

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Oh I have a good 1

Went for a meet after, got there she was in a saucy outfit with no knickers on

she looks spooked sticking her fingers in deeper & pulled out a condom

To say I was mortified is an understatement lol she was shell shocked "

That happened to me in a club in the north west I stopped play straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had two men fall asleep after we've had sex. I must be a crap shag

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"met a guy off another site when I lived in Manchester, he must have been at least 10 yrs older than his pics but what I didn't understand was he had lied about his height too..

when I asked him why he said he hoped there would be some chemistry when we met and the lack of height wouldn't bother me

I had this but also he looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp - nothing like his photo. He was about 5'6" though his profile said he was 6 feet. He also reeked of booze, downed 2 pints whilst I had just a small glass of orange, then proceeded to say that he'd arrived in a taxi because he'd just lost his licence due to d*unk driving.

That was the end of that meet.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"I've had two men fall asleep after we've had sex. I must be a crap shag

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or you worn them out lol

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

"I've had two men fall asleep after we've had sex. I must be a crap shag

It's biology, and due to the fact that human infants take 16 years to raise to maturity. Men get a boost of a certain hormone after sex, which makes them sleepy. This is so they will fall asleep, and wake with the same woman, thus cementing their bond, and increasing the likelihood that the man will stick around to help raise the child. The better the shag, the more of this hormone is released (OK, I made this bit up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm notoriously bad at giving driving directions in my own town as I don't drive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know if it was embarrassing but my most awkward meet was a guy I met who spent the whole meet on fab mailing some woman

I was trying to have a conversation with him but it was hard when he was checking his phone and replying to her every few mins, when he did talk to me it was between messages and him laughing to me about what she had put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had two men fall asleep after we've had sex. I must be a crap shag

lol thanks, made me feel loads better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had two men fall asleep after we've had sex. I must be a crap shag

or you worn them out lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my most embarrassing meet was when I came on my period mid session, wouldnt have been so bad if it had been a little bit but it was a full on tsunami, as if that's not bad enough I first realised it was blood and he had not got me extra wet (I did think I felt a lot wetter than usual) when he popped his head back up covered in blood saying "I think you've come on"

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Met a guy for a social, as soon as I saw him I thought 'nope' had to quickly decide whether to turn around or go over. I went over would of been a bit rude not to. He had 3 teeth and looked like he hadn't eaten for ages. It was the quickest coffee ever.

Had a chap over after going on 'who's near' after a couple of glasses of wine. I asked him 'is it in yet?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband and I arranged to meet a couple at a club, we had only been on here a month and it was our first couple meet.... We all stayed over at the club so had arranged for us to knock on their room door and we would all go downstairs to the club together!

We knocked and everyone seemed happy but nervous, I was wearing a corset with a tutu skirt and the tiniest thong and high heels!!

Half way down the stairs I tripped and tumbled down to the bottom landing face down arse up!

absolutely mortified but it did break the ice lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have a good 1

Went for a meet after, got there she was in a saucy outfit with no knickers on

she looks spooked sticking her fingers in deeper & pulled out a condom

To say I was mortified is an understatement lol she was shell shocked "

How did she not know it was up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a couple once that the wife didn't speak English. So the husband had to translate our conversation until she felt comfortable to proceed to the bedroom.

It's wasn't that bad for the first 10 minutes. But the then the husband tells me to start talking dirty to her. Just imagine me looking at another man saying " I like you dress " " you look sexy " " I can't wait to fuck you "

After one drink I said " screw this , I don't need sex that bad " and left.

This is why I don't meet anyone without a quick phone call.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I arranged to meet a guy for coffee. It was like meeting Harry Enfield's Smashie and Nicey! He actually admitted to liking the music of Robson & Jerome

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I was on holiday in Gran Canaria and chatted with several guys online who were in the area too. I arranged to meet one of the guys in a bar, as we were getting on well and had mutual friends back in the uk.

I got there first, but after getting a drink, recognised him sitting outside and he recognised me, so he came across and we started chatting. After 10 minutes, I realised this wasn't the guy I had arranged to meet but another guy I had been chatting with online for a few days. Oops! It was just a social drink, but I did meet the other guy after and we are still good friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had two men fall asleep after we've had sex. I must be a crap shag

Maybe you just wore em out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few oops moments

Before an mmmf I text a guy to say how excited I was ..he replied oh really ? Why ?? And I, thinking he was being coy said "COCKFEST". Sexy banter ensued but I discovered later that night, Id text a non fab old fwb by accident

Happy ending..saw him yesterday and erm "caught up"

Had a social with a guy but he looked so much older..didnt rancy him at all..over coffee i was like a bloody counsellor

one guy was short, skinny legs, unnaturally tanned and hairless. He reminded me of a plastic doll. I felt my clit retreat on sight

Oh and a couple of stage fright cocks, tiny cocks and hair triggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have a good 1

Went for a meet after, got there she was in a saucy outfit with no knickers on

she looks spooked sticking her fingers in deeper & pulled out a condom

To say I was mortified is an understatement lol she was shell shocked

How did she not know it was up there

I wonder to this very day lol

Didn't stay long enough to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have a good 1

Went for a meet after, got there she was in a saucy outfit with no knickers on

she looks spooked sticking her fingers in deeper & pulled out a condom

To say I was mortified is an understatement lol she was shell shocked "

Just..OMG!!!

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By *inkandpeterCouple
over a year ago

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Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have a good 1

Went for a meet after, got there she was in a saucy outfit with no knickers on

she looks spooked sticking her fingers in deeper & pulled out a condom

To say I was mortified is an understatement lol she was shell shocked

How did she not know it was up there

I wonder to this very day lol

Didn't stay long enough to ask

Haha I don't blame you xx

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