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I am going to give you a highlight of my daily shenanigans or not as the case maybe....
All just a bit of fun - i hope you'll all enjoy this sarcastic, patronising & a totally different view of PDI from a not so big swinging gal.....trip advisor stand by 
Day Zero ....just stuffed what can only be described as an genetically morphed chocolate eclair the night before I fly out ..,.bikini diet doing fabulously X
Check in tomoz for day one of PDI blog & hopefully plenty of toilet selfies with hot air-hostesses ...hmmmm can I join the mile high BI - club...????..... | |||
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"Do hope your not flying Virgin, they may have to re brand the cabin crew "Moi...Virgin of course not but only cause Mrs MB took mine  | |||
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"Looking forward to this blog....we shall be there end of August for the 1st time "Flying out tomoz - never been to GC or a swinging resort (just my swingfields) it's going to be very entertaining to say the least for me & you shall get my open & honest opinion .....with plenty of wit & OMGs thrown in - just wish we could put pics on here as I'm Sure you would see my WTF face many times  | |||
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"Looking forward to this blog....we shall be there end of August for the 1st time
Flying out tomoz - never been to GC or a swinging resort (just my swingfields) it's going to be very entertaining to say the least for me & you shall get my open & honest opinion .....with plenty of wit & OMGs thrown in - just wish we could put pics on here as I'm Sure you would see my WTF face many times " | |||
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"Ze Germans arze not goin to like zis!" No, loads of Germans in PDI, but they're very nice and have nice beach towels! :- | |||
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"Ze Germans arze not goin to like zis!" You know me Lucifer, I'm an open tongue ...... | |||
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"Ze Germans arze not goin to like zis! No, loads of Germans in PDI, but they're very nice and have nice beach towels! :- "Oh no, they don't get up at 5am & put their towels on the sunbeds do they?? Well I will just take them off & take it for my own....bit like the women I meet | |||
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"Ze Germans arze not goin to like zis! You know me Lucifer, I'm an open tongue ......" All too well | |||
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"Ze Germans arze not goin to like zis! No, loads of Germans in PDI, but they're very nice and have nice beach towels! :-
Oh no, they don't get up at 5am & put their towels on the sunbeds do they?? Well I will just take them off & take it for my own....bit like the women I meet " | |||
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"Looking forward to this blog....we shall be there end of August for the 1st time
Flying out tomoz - never been to GC or a swinging resort (just my swingfields) it's going to be very entertaining to say the least for me & you shall get my open & honest opinion .....with plenty of wit & OMGs thrown in - just wish we could put pics on here as I'm Sure you would see my WTF face many times "Same with us....we will be staying at La Mirage
Sounds great and will definately be a dsily read!
Definate shame u can't add pics | |||
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"Just caught up! Finally 'persuaded ' my suitcase to shut - it is very full and very lumpy - excess baggage bill pending! Roger Rabbit is packed and VERY excited at the thought of being wiggled about in a bit of European vag- as is Brenda bullet! Have also packed LOTS of condoms and lube - and enough lingerie to stretch from Leyland to Gran Canaria! Also some tarty dresses, 'nice' girl dresses, bikinis, enough toiletries for the whole hotel probably - and make up to make myself all pretty!! Plus euros for ALCOHOL - copious amounts of - and paracetamol for inevitable hangovers! Plus phone charger for daily 'don't I look like a silly unicorn ' selfies! That should just about do it! ??" Don't forget yer passport!! | |||
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"Just caught up! Finally 'persuaded ' my suitcase to shut - it is very full and very lumpy - excess baggage bill pending! Roger Rabbit is packed and VERY excited at the thought of being wiggled about in a bit of European vag- as is Brenda bullet! Have also packed LOTS of condoms and lube - and enough lingerie to stretch from Leyland to Gran Canaria! Also some tarty dresses, 'nice' girl dresses, bikinis, enough toiletries for the whole hotel probably - and make up to make myself all pretty!! Plus euros for ALCOHOL - copious amounts of - and paracetamol for inevitable hangovers! Plus phone charger for daily 'don't I look like a silly unicorn ' selfies! That should just about do it! ?? Don't forget yer passport!! "Ah!  got it now! You coming to keep me company Mr Bear?? | |||
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"Just caught up! Finally 'persuaded ' my suitcase to shut - it is very full and very lumpy - excess baggage bill pending! Roger Rabbit is packed and VERY excited at the thought of being wiggled about in a bit of European vag- as is Brenda bullet! Have also packed LOTS of condoms and lube - and enough lingerie to stretch from Leyland to Gran Canaria! Also some tarty dresses, 'nice' girl dresses, bikinis, enough toiletries for the whole hotel probably - and make up to make myself all pretty!! Plus euros for ALCOHOL - copious amounts of - and paracetamol for inevitable hangovers! Plus phone charger for daily 'don't I look like a silly unicorn ' selfies! That should just about do it! ?? Don't forget yer passport!!
Ah! got it now! You coming to keep me company Mr Bear?? "Aye! I need some sun on my cheeks!!  | |||
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"Just caught up! Finally 'persuaded ' my suitcase to shut - it is very full and very lumpy - excess baggage bill pending! Roger Rabbit is packed and VERY excited at the thought of being wiggled about in a bit of European vag- as is Brenda bullet! Have also packed LOTS of condoms and lube - and enough lingerie to stretch from Leyland to Gran Canaria! Also some tarty dresses, 'nice' girl dresses, bikinis, enough toiletries for the whole hotel probably - and make up to make myself all pretty!! Plus euros for ALCOHOL - copious amounts of - and paracetamol for inevitable hangovers! Plus phone charger for daily 'don't I look like a silly unicorn ' selfies! That should just about do it! ?? Don't forget yer passport!!
Ah! got it now! You coming to keep me company Mr Bear??
Aye! I need some sun on my cheeks!! "I'm hoping to get some on all four of mine! | |||
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"At Manchester airport! Wine o'clock methinks! Eastern European guy at security made me take my jacket off - offered to do a full strip for a small charge but he just smirked and said he doesn't pay! Harrumph! Will have to find another cunning plan to fund holiday drinking! "I expected nothing less of you!! Good job they didn't ask you guys to empty your suitcase!!! My friend had to once, she had a massive dildo in it...For 'a friend' observed x | |||
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"At Manchester airport! Wine o'clock methinks! Eastern European guy at security made me take my jacket off - offered to do a full strip for a small charge but he just smirked and said he doesn't pay! Harrumph! Will have to find another cunning plan to fund holiday drinking!
I expected nothing less of you!! Good job they didn't ask you guys to empty your suitcase!!! My friend had to once, she had a massive dildo in it...For 'a friend' observed x"You know me LL - I like to entertain - I was almost hoping they'd check my hand luggage! Could have educated everyone on the delights of a bullet that looks just like a lipstick - after I've explained what a clitoris is of course! | |||
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"At Manchester airport! Wine o'clock methinks! Eastern European guy at security made me take my jacket off - offered to do a full strip for a small charge but he just smirked and said he doesn't pay! Harrumph! Will have to find another cunning plan to fund holiday drinking!
I expected nothing less of you!! Good job they didn't ask you guys to empty your suitcase!!! My friend had to once, she had a massive dildo in it...For 'a friend' observed x
You know me LL - I like to entertain - I was almost hoping they'd check my hand luggage! Could have educated everyone on the delights of a bullet that looks just like a lipstick - after I've explained what a clitoris is of course! "Zero filters | |||
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"Should've sent her through with an egg....." Still giggle at the thought of that lunch! | |||
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"I bet you are soooooo excited. Hell, I'm excited for you!!! "Think we need to organise a fab ladies long weekend! | |||
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"Should've sent her through with an egg..... Still giggle at the thought of that lunch! "Explain that one to the security guy.... Beep beep beep..... Bzzzzzzzz | |||
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"I bet you are soooooo excited. Hell, I'm excited for you!!!
Think we need to organise a fab ladies long weekend! "Ah love egg lunch ...brilliant Claremaire - I don't like this game anymore - in the broadest scouse accent ever | |||
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"I bet you are soooooo excited. Hell, I'm excited for you!!!
Think we need to organise a fab ladies long weekend!
Ah love egg lunch ...brilliant
Claremaire - I don't like this game anymore - in the broadest scouse accent ever ""Who the fuck has the remote?!!??!!" | |||
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"I bet you are soooooo excited. Hell, I'm excited for you!!!
Think we need to organise a fab ladies long weekend!
Ah love egg lunch ...brilliant
Claremaire - I don't like this game anymore - in the broadest scouse accent ever ".... Made even funnier because my 24 yr old daughter and her friend were with us - wondering why we were all doubled up laughing! | |||
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"I bet you are soooooo excited. Hell, I'm excited for you!!!
Think we need to organise a fab ladies long weekend!
Ah love egg lunch ...brilliant
Claremaire - I don't like this game anymore - in the broadest scouse accent ever
"Who the fuck has the remote?!!??!!""Hahaha ....hilarious | |||
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"At Manchester airport! Wine o'clock methinks! Eastern European guy at security made me take my jacket off - offered to do a full strip for a small charge but he just smirked and said he doesn't pay! Harrumph! Will have to find another cunning plan to fund holiday drinking! "I can tell you girls are going to have a blast! Have a good flight and lots of fun on your holiday! | |||
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"I bet you are soooooo excited. Hell, I'm excited for you!!!
Think we need to organise a fab ladies long weekend!
Ah love egg lunch ...brilliant
Claremaire - I don't like this game anymore - in the broadest scouse accent ever
"Who the fuck has the remote?!!??!!"
Hahaha ....hilarious "Poor girl struggled to get the fork to her mouth | |||
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don't forget to try eternity in the Nilo centre, best on a Saturday night when the locals go as well as tourist, Ola senoritas and you will love the host/ess one hell of an arse  | |||
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"Well that was the start we expected from you two don't forget to try eternity in the Nilo centre, best on a Saturday night when the locals go as well as tourist, Ola senoritas and you will love the host/ess one hell of an arse "Oh yeah ...on it tomorrow night | |||
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Pulled on the plane though - a young cutie - but FQ wouldn't let me join the mile high club with him! She's a meanie! | |||
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"Am languishing by the pool. Feeling a tad ropey. Alcohol is NOT my friend!
Pulled on the plane though - a young cutie - but FQ wouldn't let me join the mile high club with him! She's a meanie! "Booo | |||
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"Am languishing by the pool. Feeling a tad ropey. Alcohol is NOT my friend!
Pulled on the plane though - a young cutie - but FQ wouldn't let me join the mile high club with him! She's a meanie! "Definate meanie | |||
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