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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

ever said something that didnt quite come out as you meant it ?

as a brand new manager at a residential place i told a male member of staff that i hated the texture of creme caramel and i just couldnt eat it, and " believe me i've swallowed some things in my time "

neither of us knew where to look

was one way of breaking the ice anyhow !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bit like asking for a dildo rail in wickes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"bit like asking for a dildo rail in wickes!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had an ex who once made an error when writing in a forum (usa)

and unfortunately called someone a "kike"

he couldnt edit it and got banned. hahahah

as alot were jewish ...

ooppsss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or asking RAF chums for a go in thier flight stimulator!

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"i had an ex who once made an error when writing in a forum (usa)

and unfortunately called someone a "kike"

he couldnt edit it and got banned. hahahah

as alot were jewish ...

ooppsss

"

had to look that up ..a new one for me !

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

had the tv on last night ( i know its all action in the sprite household on a saturday night ! ) and that 10 years younger programme was on

the presenter took this woman to the hairdressers and with a dead pan face asked him what he could do with Pandoras bush !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"lmao "

exactly ,,,i almost lost a mouthful of pimms - almost!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmao

exactly ,,,i almost lost a mouthful of pimms - almost!

"

steady on girl!

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"lmao

exactly ,,,i almost lost a mouthful of pimms - almost!

steady on girl! "

it was ok..just swallowed hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ever said something that didnt quite come out as you meant it ?"

There was one occasion that I can recall clearly where I meant to tell my first wife that she looked really nice but what came out was, "you arse is getting as big as your mum's and if it gets much fookin bigger we'll have to have the doors widened!"

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"ever said something that didnt quite come out as you meant it ?

There was one occasion that I can recall clearly where I meant to tell my first wife that she looked really nice but what came out was, "you arse is getting as big as your mum's and if it gets much fookin bigger we'll have to have the doors widened!" "

easy mistake to make i'd have thought

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