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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. give my daughter a lemon slice to suck on. Im such a good mummy,, but part of me REALLY REALLY REALLYYYYY wanted too, hehe

The camera would have been there to capture the moment too

You ever done anything just for comic effect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not for comic relief but did give my son a lemon slice when he was about two, the photo is a clasic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. give my daughter a lemon slice to suck on. Im such a good mummy,, but part of me REALLY REALLY REALLYYYYY wanted too, hehe

The camera would have been there to capture the moment too

You ever done anything just for comic effect?"
Don't ex did that to our son when he was her age and he still won't touch fruit now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"not for comic relief but did give my son a lemon slice when he was about two, the photo is a clasic "

She had her MMR this morning and didnt wanna piss her off lol.. first time munching a pancake, the urge was unreal to give her the lemon! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wicked lot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't ex did that to our son when he was her age and he still won't touch fruit now "

When little un was teething really badly i gave her a little bit of icecream, and she hated it! wont touch it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my party trick, lol

I can't taste sour, or rather it doesn't have the effect on me that it does on most other people.

They bet me a pint in our pub that I could eat a lemon without pulling a face.

No probs, I always look like this, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wicked lot! "

Did you do it with your children though? lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I once spent a whole night cross-eyed when meeting my brother in law and his family for the first time.

Two hours I had them crossed then uncrossed them at about 10pm and no one even mentioned it.

There's a lesson for everyone there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once spent a whole night cross-eyed when meeting my brother in law and his family for the first time.

Two hours I had them crossed then uncrossed them at about 10pm and no one even mentioned it.

There's a lesson for everyone there."

that youve always been a tad 'special'??

surprised theyve not locked you up yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wicked lot!

Did you do it with your children though? lol"

No, my ex-husband used to rub my middle daughter's thumb in lemon juice to stop her sucking it though.

She's 23 and still sucks her thumb!

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


".. give my daughter a lemon slice to suck on. Im such a good mummy,, but part of me REALLY REALLY REALLYYYYY wanted too, hehe

The camera would have been there to capture the moment too

You ever done anything just for comic effect?"

Nope...and don't see why you'd want too

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When my son was about 7 and his teeth had started falling out he swallowed one. I told him to be careful because if it landed in the toilet it would jump up and bite him on the bum.

He ended up constipated for a week as he refused to go to the toilet. You have to be so bloody careful what you say and do with kids sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave my boys a lemon slice each. They were sat in idential high chairs munching away!! They still like eating lemons now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my son was about 7 and his teeth had started falling out he swallowed one. I told him to be careful because if it landed in the toilet it would jump up and bite him on the bum.

He ended up constipated for a week as he refused to go to the toilet. You have to be so bloody careful what you say and do with kids sometimes"

My friend used to say to her son "the spider is going to get you" by way of trying to get him to behave. He's 20, and absolutely petrified of spiders.

She's had to do daily "spider watch" when he's at home as he's so scared. Her husband refuses to help her as he did tell her it would frighten him. She's left work to go home as he's had a panic attack thinking he's seens a spider.

He's in his second year at uni and told his flatmates straight off that he's afraid of spiders, so now they do a daily check for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ever done anything just for comic effect?"

Yeh, got married....... But the joke`s wearing a wee bit thin now.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"When my son was about 7 and his teeth had started falling out he swallowed one. I told him to be careful because if it landed in the toilet it would jump up and bite him on the bum.

He ended up constipated for a week as he refused to go to the toilet. You have to be so bloody careful what you say and do with kids sometimes

My friend used to say to her son "the spider is going to get you" by way of trying to get him to behave. He's 20, and absolutely petrified of spiders.

She's had to do daily "spider watch" when he's at home as he's so scared. Her husband refuses to help her as he did tell her it would frighten him. She's left work to go home as he's had a panic attack thinking he's seens a spider.

He's in his second year at uni and told his flatmates straight off that he's afraid of spiders, so now they do a daily check for him. "

That used to be me. Tell him to go to his GP and get help. It's without doubt the best thing I've ever done. It's one of the easiest phobias to cure and doesn't take much other than a willingness for that sort of life takeover to be over. PM me if you want the whole story!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You ever done anything just for comic effect?

Yeh, got married....... But the joke`s wearing a wee bit thin now. "

oh dear lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just remembered something else we used to do for our own amusement. My son was a very small but forward baby. Weighing 8lb at 6 months and 15lb at a year. Used to be funny when people put the head in the pushchair cooing over the "newborn" baby and he would smile at them with a full set of teeth. Also when he was one, used to take him out the pushchair at the park and let him runround and on the climbing frame some of the mothers where having kittens watching him up there swinging at the top

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just remembered something else we used to do for our own amusement. My son was a very small but forward baby. Weighing 8lb at 6 months and 15lb at a year. Used to be funny when people put the head in the pushchair cooing over the "newborn" baby and he would smile at them with a full set of teeth. Also when he was one, used to take him out the pushchair at the park and let him runround and on the climbing frame some of the mothers where having kittens watching him up there swinging at the top"

crumbs.. my lil lass only has 8 teeth and is still unsure of the climbing frames, she'll run around though but anything new she is really cautious of

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I just remembered something else we used to do for our own amusement. My son was a very small but forward baby. Weighing 8lb at 6 months and 15lb at a year. Used to be funny when people put the head in the pushchair cooing over the "newborn" baby and he would smile at them with a full set of teeth. Also when he was one, used to take him out the pushchair at the park and let him runround and on the climbing frame some of the mothers where having kittens watching him up there swinging at the top

crumbs.. my lil lass only has 8 teeth and is still unsure of the climbing frames, she'll run around though but anything new she is really cautious of"

Oh he was a typical bloody boy from the moment he popped out, into and up everything. Was climbing out his cot by 9months had to take the reigns of the high chair cause he would climb out and nearly hanghimself and teach him to go up and down stairs as the stair gate was no good lol. I never molly coddled him for being small but then i wasnt used to any different

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i took the sides of little ones cot just after crimbo.. the health visitors had a fit...

if my daughter can safely get on MY bed and back down off it,, then i dont see why she cant sleep in a normal bed (well its a cot/bed) Its lower to the ground than mine is anyways and she's never fallen out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that could put her off lemons for life , lol bad woman x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"that could put her off lemons for life , lol bad woman x"

i didnt do it.. i resisted to urge.

but its like parents who dress there children up in rediculous outfits.. just because they can. Sometimes i look at poor kids and think thats just one step away from child abuse haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my son was about 7 and his teeth had started falling out he swallowed one. I told him to be careful because if it landed in the toilet it would jump up and bite him on the bum.

He ended up constipated for a week as he refused to go to the toilet. You have to be so bloody careful what you say and do with kids sometimes

My friend used to say to her son "the spider is going to get you" by way of trying to get him to behave. He's 20, and absolutely petrified of spiders.

She's had to do daily "spider watch" when he's at home as he's so scared. Her husband refuses to help her as he did tell her it would frighten him. She's left work to go home as he's had a panic attack thinking he's seens a spider.

He's in his second year at uni and told his flatmates straight off that he's afraid of spiders, so now they do a daily check for him. "

Lucky he's got sympa flatmates, can imagine some others doing the opposite!

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