FabSwingers.com forum: This is really pissing me off

By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

All the 1s I really really REALLY want are 100s of miles away. Slopes off to the corner for a little cry

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

You are multi tasking now blade. You have another use for your tissues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not much cop in bed anyway

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You are multi tasking now blade. You have another use for your tissues.

Haha must still be early I had to think about that then

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm not much cop in bed anyway

So they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that not what a bike is for? Travelling hund_eds of miles really fast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TUP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the 1s I really really REALLY want are 100s of miles away. Slopes off to the corner for a little cry

Get off your arse, stop moping and get on your bike. I'm not that far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borrow Funky's time machine....

Or, you could use your bike!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Borrow Funky's time machine....

Or, you could use your bike!

That an invite as your definitely on my list. Yep I know lucky you eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not too far away sweetie

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm here lol and Miss Innocent, isn't innocent lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Rail card may be beneficial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

life is very cruel isn't she.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Fook you then Mr Twenty Miles away Bladey!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

We're safe at 230+ miles away. Thank fuck for that.

*licks the chocolate off myself*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the 1s I really really REALLY want are 100s of miles away. Slopes off to the corner for a little cry

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sods law

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Bet you are feeling more pissed off now Blade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fook you then Mr Twenty Miles away Bladey!

Agree Hanky .....from the both of us

No cake for Bladey .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not much cop in bed anyway

So they say

I'm the talk of the town

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Well Blade I have 3 days off from tomorrow. If you respond in next half hour I will come up and fuck you

Oh silence is golden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all used to have this problem. Then suddenly........transport. wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I.am ready to travel to a lady for hot fun .any invites

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Cat got your tongue Blade?

Times up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly any hunky men in the north east so I'm going to move .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the 1s I really really REALLY want are 100s of miles away. Slopes off to the corner for a little cry

100s of miles? That's what cars / trains / planes etc are for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me of those messages you get saying "shame I'm so far away..." usually sent by guys who look like they lost in an argument with a cement mixer! Geographic proximity is no guarantee of a meet I'm afraid.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"You are multi tasking now blade. You have another use for your tissues.

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bladey, you're a great fella but really not m type, I've told you already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have travelled and was great .miles away can be fun. Just takes more planning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Bladeys' answering service- he is currently indisposed!!!

Yes to you all- except Clem cos he doesn't like baseball caps!

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"I am Bladeys' answering service- he is currently indisposed!!!

Yes to you all- except Clem cos he doesn't like baseball caps!

Has he been suffocated with all the tissues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are 90 but 110 driving - it's windy roads that cause the distance problem. We need Forest Gump he can go the distance !

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I frequently drive hund_eds of miles just to see friends- and that's just ordinary (But special to me!) friends without 'benefits'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's me told

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

You ladies have sca_ed him away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fook you then Mr Twenty Miles away Bladey!

Fook him, he's fooked off.

Fook me instead.

*waves......

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Fook you then Mr Twenty Miles away Bladey!

Fook him, he's fooked off.

Fook me instead.

*waves......"

Too far away!

Rather appropriate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's sympathy hunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fook you then Mr Twenty Miles away Bladey!

Fook him, he's fooked off.

Fook me instead.

*waves......

Too far away!

Rather appropriate!

I've got a bike.

Oh, hold on, so has Bladey.

Bugger.

Ive not thought this through....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think he thought that through very well

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Fook you then Mr Twenty Miles away Bladey!

Get in my bloody inbox you NOW!!!!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Well Blade I have 3 days off from tomorrow. If you respond in next half hour I will come up and fuck you

Oh silence is golden

You and me are no longer friends BITCH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw bladey, if it makes you feel any better you could draw a circle around me at the distance of 50 miles. Outside of there all the ladies who would meet me reside. They may as well be on the moon

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Aw bladey, if it makes you feel any better you could draw a circle around me at the distance of 50 miles. Outside of there all the ladies who would meet me reside. They may as well be on the moon"

The fact is mate nothing is really to far away it just takes planning. Think my furthest meet was a 750mile round trip but fuuuuuccccckkkkkkk me she was worth it

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