FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not sure how this will pan out but nothing ventured nothing gained.

Anyone in to try their corniest chat up lines on others on this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/05/16 21:41:07]"

You're so hot, I'm lost for words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's about a bunk up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's about a bunk up

There's nothing on the telly, go on then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's about a bunk up

You bring the bunk and I'll get it up

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Pops in , steals the big list of brilliant chat up lines , and departs sharpish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's about a bunk up

You bring the bunk and I'll get it up

Didn't fancy some cheese then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops in , steals the big list of brilliant chat up lines , and departs sharpish"

Slim pickings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's about a bunk up

You bring the bunk and I'll get it up

Didn't fancy some cheese then?"

Always been partial to a bit of cheese...the one without the mouldy bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's about a bunk up

You bring the bunk and I'll get it up

Didn't fancy some cheese then?"

You must be crackers

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?"

How did you know the one line that works for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat, you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

I think it's only fair we're both bear

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

You look like a clam or have I pulled a muscle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure how this will pan out but nothing ventured nothing gained.

Anyone in to try their corniest chat up lines on others on this thread?

Where did you get that suit?

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By *iercedItMan
over a year ago

North West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The name's Bond....James, Bond.

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By *iercedItMan
over a year ago

North West

Just realised its chat up lines to send to others not what has worked before.

I'll give this a roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Licks finger. Touches girl on shoulder]

..let's get you out of those wet clothes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure how this will pan out but nothing ventured nothing gained.

Anyone in to try their corniest chat up lines on others on this thread?

Where did you get that suit?

Moss Bros, but it would look better on your bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nice tits, wanna fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice tits, wanna fuck!"

Thanks, go on then.

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

Don't make this rape a murder Pmsl

That's the worst one I've ever heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a smashing blouse your wearing!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'm hosting an all girl orgy - want to cum along?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to sea with me. There will be lots of seamen for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hosting an all girl orgy - want to cum along?!

That works for me

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Do you like chicken ?

Yes

(Flop cock out) suck on this it's fowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me, do you have a bandage?

Because I've just scarped my knee falling for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a woman say to me "so you want to fuck me" she wad good too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely shirt ... would look better on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovely shirt ... would look better on my bedroom floor

Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovely shirt ... would look better on my bedroom floor

Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like wine gums.

Yes

Then wine you gums round this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your bum for love bites?

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

If you were a fruit you'd be a fine apple

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