FabSwingers.com forum: smell gay

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was having a bit of banter with a customer and I have just been told by him "this is the second time we have met I hope you don't mind me saying this and please don't take any offence but you smell like a gay man my friend"

my response was to laugh it off and say hey that's absolutely fine you can say what ever you like to me no offence taken... I might have been a little heavy with the aftershave... i like to make sure i am smelling good for when i meet our A-list customers like you...

Any way what i wanted to ask is can you smell gay ? ( i was wearing the blue de chanel edp)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it didn't cal you a muscle mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call*

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Try Brut, n "splash it all over"

(Know wot I mean, 'Arry?)

Mr ddc

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

When I was young only gay men wore scent. That was before the cosmetic industry saw the market for men and brought out that deadly old spice and brut stuff..splash it all over...! Now it's worth billions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its don't make you gay to smell good .. I love to go shopping and smell a nice man , its better then B O and other things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its don't make you gay to smell good .. I love to go shopping and smell a nice man , its better then B O and other things.

That was my answer

Better to smell good then smell of BO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never thought a man has smelt gay but I'm not a fan of too much aftershave that overpowers everything.

The smell of a freshly washed man is much sexier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it says more about him than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a strong scent on a man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lily of the Valley reeks of gayness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a A-list customer,,,?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it says more about him than you

Well it would..... But the Op is bi according to his profile so the customer was at least half right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a A-list customer,,,?

Ones who like it up the poop chute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a A-list customer,,,?

Ones who like it up the poop chute?

Is suction involved.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a A-list customer,,,?

Ones who like it up the poop chute?

Is suction involved.........

Dyson-like

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"I've never thought a man has smelt gay but I'm not a fan of too much aftershave that overpowers everything.

The smell of a freshly washed man is much sexier."

Sometimes us men need to make more use of aftershave .. for instance after a night on the beer and a good vindaloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never thought a man has smelt gay but I'm not a fan of too much aftershave that overpowers everything.

The smell of a freshly washed man is much sexier.

Sometimes us men need to make more use of aftershave .. for instance after a night on the beer and a good vindaloo

Nah that makes your ring sting even worse and your farts still stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about smelling gay, but If I smell Lynx my vagina wanders...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a A-list customer,,,?

Ones who like it up the poop chute?

Is suction involved.........

Dyson-like

I've always found a feather duster tickles my fancy,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to smell nice when i go out, a spray of Obsession and maybe a little of Ultra Violet seems to be ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a A-list customer,,,?

Ones who like it up the poop chute?

Is suction involved.........

Dyson-like

I've always found a feather duster tickles my fancy,,,

That's a new name for it. I'm partial to iced fancies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a A-list customer,,,?

Ones who like it up the poop chute?

Is suction involved.........

Dyson-like

I've always found a feather duster tickles my fancy,,,

That's a new name for it. I'm partial to iced fancies

Indeed they have their place..... but an almondy flavou_ed frangipane and a cup of earl grey is guaranteed to loosen my resistance......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a A-list customer,,,?

Ones who like it up the poop chute?

Is suction involved.........

Dyson-like

I've always found a feather duster tickles my fancy,,,

That's a new name for it. I'm partial to iced fancies

Indeed they have their place..... but an almondy flavou_ed frangipane and a cup of earl grey is guaranteed to loosen my resistance......

Quite fond of Bakewell Tart with my mug of Tetley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a A-list customer,,,?

Ones who like it up the poop chute?

Is suction involved.........

Dyson-like

I've always found a feather duster tickles my fancy,,,

That's a new name for it. I'm partial to iced fancies

Indeed they have their place..... but an almondy flavou_ed frangipane and a cup of earl grey is guaranteed to loosen my resistance......

Quite fond of Bakewell Tart with my mug of Tetley

Nice combo....

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

A lot depends on which after shave or scent you use.

Smell is often a sub conscious sense and it can stimulate arousal without knowing.

If you do like mm fun then wear it again and go for it. If you don't like mm fun then let the other person know.

Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can smell gay if you get your nose close enough to their anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The A list customer is always wrong.

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