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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the odds..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably high. They've been around in entertainment a fair amount of time. Not sure about her birthday honours.

Who cares anyway, it's quite meaningless to be acknowledged in the honours list now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Chris Hoy can get it for riding a bike for a few years then why not..

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I can think of lots more deserving folk. If her Maj were to slip as she's moving the sword above their heads...

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Met them at work once.

Ant was really interested in everything and friendly and chatty with all the staff.

Dec was on his phone while and it was clearly just another day at work for him.

I can understand that but the contrast between the 2 of them was remarkable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh fook'in hell...... not gary fook'in barlow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OMG even the add break was all a bit weird....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They do seem to be highly favoured - good for them! I was a little unexpected that Charles gave them a sleepover at his place.

It's a long way from Byker Grove.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OMG even the add break was all a bit weird....

I saw a bit at the beginning but I'm watching a proper programme for the next hour.

I'll read your comments instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've switched sides already.............I'm not anti monarch, far from it, but it's coming across as an application for getting a gong in June!!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Its not exactly the opening to the olympics so far....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home Park is in a residential area. Probably won't be as extravagant as some may hope for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They perhaps are a little young for such an award but i think they are good wholesome family entertainment at its best.......good luck to them .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a self confessed Royalist,,, but surely Madge must be exceedingly pissed off seeing the same bunch of establishment entertainers celebrate every time she farts without shitting her pants.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"They perhaps are a little young for such an award but i think they are good wholesome family entertainment at its best.......good luck to them ."

40 is too young?

Wiggins is younger and he's been knighted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alfie fook'in Boe.....wtf....

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Can you stand them so can't say I care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Home Park is in a residential area. Probably won't be as extravagant as some may hope for. "

I'll be having words later if they don't keep the noise down....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So will my relatives. Queenie can be a right ASBO neighbour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I occasionally muse over Katherine Jenkins and whether she takes it up the chuff....

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

They were introduced as Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly tonight. Very posh, but who? Oh, Ant and Dec!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Madge is just thinking about all that lovely horse shit she can put on her rhubarb .....

I prefer custard...

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By *uyfromchiMan
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

Great show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So will my relatives. Queenie can be a right ASBO neighbour. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im realy enjoying the celebrations,, even cried

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I love the horses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great show"

Yeah for a nation that advocates peaceful diplomacy we certainly know how to milk any oppertunity to big up our armed forces and celebrate our wartime achievements...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the top secret drummers.. thats amazing!

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Are they sex offenders ......thought tittles where reserved for sex pests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably high. They've been around in entertainment a fair amount of time. Not sure about her birthday honours.

Who cares anyway, it's quite meaningless to be acknowledged in the honours list now. "

It may be meaningless in your opinion , but to those who get honoured I would guess it means a lot .

Ant and Dec would certainly deserve it , they epitomise good family entertainment .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I believe Tesco are sponsoring the equestrian content....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I occasionally muse over Katherine Jenkins and whether she takes it up the chuff....

Have I missed her? I can't stand her voice.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I believe Tesco are sponsoring the equestrian content....

Of lasagne?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I believe Tesco are sponsoring the equestrian content....

Of lasagne?

Hey it gets better...... we've got an token aussie on now just to remind her majesty how back in the good old days of empire we used to deport criminals to the other side of the planet...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I believe Tesco are sponsoring the equestrian content....

Of lasagne?

Hey it gets better...... we've got an token aussie on now just to remind her majesty how back in the good old days of empire we used to deport criminals to the other side of the planet...

I like that white Shetland Pony acting like a doggy and these Azerbaijani's are bonkers. The music sounds like an old Hollywood epic.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Probably high. They've been around in entertainment a fair amount of time. Not sure about her birthday honours.

Who cares anyway, it's quite meaningless to be acknowledged in the honours list now.

It may be meaningless in your opinion , but to those who get honoured I would guess it means a lot .

Ant and Dec would certainly deserve it , they epitomise good family entertainment .

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im sure it was thought sir jimmy saville and sir rolf harris epitomised good family entertainment too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe Tesco are sponsoring the equestrian content....

Of lasagne?

Hey it gets better...... we've got an token aussie on now just to remind her majesty how back in the good old days of empire we used to deport criminals to the other side of the planet...

I like that white Shetland Pony acting like a doggy and these Azerbaijani's are bonkers. The music sounds like an old Hollywood epic.

I want the little white Shetland Pony, he's adorable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They never Knighted the Two Ronnies and Ant & Dec aren't a patch on those two.

So it's a No Knight from me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably high. They've been around in entertainment a fair amount of time. Not sure about her birthday honours.

Who cares anyway, it's quite meaningless to be acknowledged in the honours list now.

It may be meaningless in your opinion , but to those who get honoured I would guess it means a lot .

Ant and Dec would certainly deserve it , they epitomise good family entertainment .

im sure it was thought sir jimmy saville and sir rolf harris epitomised good family entertainment too"

Are you seriously suggesting Ant and Dec have done anything wrong ?

If not that's a ridiculous statement to make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe Tesco are sponsoring the equestrian content....

They're restocking horse burgers and lasagne.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

No....im suggesting granma windsor loves decorating sex offenders.....

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

My eldest wants to be an army drummer & perform at shows like this

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"OMG even the add break was all a bit weird....

It was! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That Australian Police band is camper than a row of pink tents,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No....im suggesting granma windsor loves decorating sex offenders....."

Except at the time they were decorated they weren't convicted of anything.

You can't hold the Queen accountable for that in hindsight, unless there was evidence the palace knew at the time and went ahead anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loving NewZealand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OMG the Canadians band are trying to out gay the Australians band....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I believe Tesco are sponsoring the equestrian content....

Of lasagne?

Hey it gets better...... we've got an token aussie on now just to remind her majesty how back in the good old days of empire we used to deport criminals to the other side of the planet...

I like that white Shetland Pony acting like a doggy and these Azerbaijani's are bonkers. The music sounds like an old Hollywood epic.

I want the little white Shetland Pony, he's adorable

He looks like he'd cuddle up nicely. I do like the Amazon ad 'Little Man' pony too.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't understand why those who are slagging off the show are still watching it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG the Canadians band are trying to out gay the Australians band....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OMG the Canadians band are trying to out gay the Australians band....

Perhaps it just get camper from here on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't understand why those who are slagging off the show are still watching it...."

What's life without whimsy...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't understand why those who are slagging off the show are still watching it...."

They've run out of bogies to excavate from their noses?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't understand why those who are slagging off the show are still watching it....

What's life without whimsy...

Trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No....im suggesting granma windsor loves decorating sex offenders.....

Except at the time they were decorated they weren't convicted of anything.

You can't hold the Queen accountable for that in hindsight, unless there was evidence the palace knew at the time and went ahead anyway."

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Canadian mounted police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably high. They've been around in entertainment a fair amount of time. Not sure about her birthday honours.

Who cares anyway, it's quite meaningless to be acknowledged in the honours list now.

It may be meaningless in your opinion , but to those who get honoured I would guess it means a lot .

Ant and Dec would certainly deserve it , they epitomise good family entertainment .

It is meaningless. Being honoured for significant contributions amongst someone who sang a one hit wonder just turns it into a pisstake. There are better ways of acknowledging someone than meeting a member of the Royal family.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't understand why those who are slagging off the show are still watching it....

What's life without whimsy...

Trust you

My excuse is missing out on seeing Eurovison this year.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't understand why those who are slagging off the show are still watching it....

What's life without whimsy...

Trust you

My excuse is missing out on seeing Eurovison this year.....

I'm sure you will get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope they make this much fuss over Sir David Attenborough.

After all, he's got boat named after him as well now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't panic folks,,,,, Dame Shirley Bassey is being awoken from slumber will feast on the blood of a spunky young virgin prior to being delivered to the stage astride his lifeless carcass ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I hope they make this much fuss over Sir David Attenborough.

After all, he's got boat named after him as well now..."

He had a whole programme for his birthday. They haven't managed to get all the wildlife together for an arena show though.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

"No....im suggesting granma windsor loves decorating sex offenders.....

Except at the time they were decorated they weren't convicted of anything.

You can't hold the Queen accountable for that in hindsight, unless there was evidence the palace knew at the time and went ahead anyway.

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true the palace would never be involved in anything underhand...they are total transparent and accountable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there always someone who has to piss over a happy thread....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Why is there always someone who has to piss over a happy thread....

Because someone has pissed on their cornflakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I find the notion of elderly men dressed in musketeer outfits whilst wearing modern day spectacles somewhat lacks the historical continuity befitting such an occasion.....

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Kim jong un

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Well I'm loving it - pomp & ceremony is what we're damn good at!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kim jong un

Has he turned up for a rendition of 'I'm so lonely' with Dame Shirley?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did he mean to say "stick and balling"? It sounds kinky.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Aww I had a highland pony

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Diamonds Are Forever.

Dame Shirl has kept her decolletage well. Nothing crepey there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That giant cake ain't all that impressive,,,

It's like something Greggs would sell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is there always someone who has to piss over a happy thread....

It's a sex site and they are into watersports?

I don't have a television,thankfully

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That giant cake ain't all that impressive,,,

It's like something Greggs would sell....

Ninety giant candles though.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It looks like they enjoyed it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It looks like they enjoyed it."

Yeah well I hear she's not all that keen on horses...... but that could just be horse burgers,,,

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've got in on record....I've been playing poker all evening (I won))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the top secret drummers.. thats amazing! "

I thought they were too!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Bet old liz is so fed up with all the fuss ... she just wants to go home and have a cup of coaco

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I don't understand why anyone would find that duo entertaining.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't understand why anyone would find that duo entertaining. "

Liz and Phil?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

TwAnt & Dick

They're frickin everywhere

Felt for old Queeny. Poor cow having to sit through such MOR drivel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the odds..

Close.......but an OBE ain't a knighthood they must be gutted,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the odds..

Close.......but an OBE ain't a knighthood they must be gutted,,,,

OK I admit it....they did look kinda chuffed with their OBE's

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