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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mum's Lily is the most fussy eater, but she's just been quite happy to lick korma sauce off my finger tips and even came back for more. Now I get the feeling that I'll never be able to eat curry in peace ever again

What odd habits do your pets have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cat sit for a family member, their cat has a drink problem, he only drinks milk off the floor tiles in the kitchen or water out of the running tap in the bathroom. Put either in a bowl and he's not the slightest bit interested!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cat sit for a family member, their cat has a drink problem, he only drinks milk off the floor tiles in the kitchen or water out of the running tap in the bathroom. Put either in a bowl and he's not the slightest bit interested!"

Yeah, my Lily's the same - has to be the cold tap in the bath or she's not interested! I'm catsitting her next month too, it's going to be a trying week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have pets ,,,,,,

I find domestic animals that possess a predisposition for publically rimming themselves upset my delicate sensibilities ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have pets ,,,,,,

I find domestic animals that possess a predisposition for publically rimming themselves upset my delicate sensibilities ...... "

Sure that's not just jealousy? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my little berty sees things that arent there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have pets ,,,,,,

I find domestic animals that possess a predisposition for publically rimming themselves upset my delicate sensibilities ......

Sure that's not just jealousy? ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our cat goes and plays in the shower every morning after Mr gets out while the shower head is still drippy and the floor is all wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My crazy cat loves poppadoms and lettuce!

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

If you have a garden and don't own a cat or a dog, then you have a cat toilet. Fuckers come and dig up my lawn and flower beds and shit on them.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

I have one cat that loves garlic bread and another that has a thing for sweet n sour sauce. Strange tastes for a moggy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironically I used to have a cat called sox, not named after soxy you understand, it had white paws that looked like it had socks on, but it's name was sox because I wouldn't pay for the extra two letters on his name tag.

And just like all cats it was a smug self important bastard with an un earned sense of entitlement, cats think a lot of themselves

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Cat sat for a while and despite the cat toys/scratching posts and what not they can't seem to keep the claws out of the covered up 'aka nothing to see here cats' decent sofa and chair.

They love resh litter too, it's like they save themselves just for that luxury

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And just like all cats it was a smug self important bastard with an un earned sense of entitlement, cats think a lot of themselves "

Why, you could almost be describing Fab's single ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And just like all cats it was a smug self important bastard with an un earned sense of entitlement, cats think a lot of themselves

Why, you could almost be describing Fab's single ladies "

I suppose you could swap the word "cats" for the word "pussy" but I would n very be so crass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And just like all cats it was a smug self important bastard with an un earned sense of entitlement, cats think a lot of themselves

Why, you could almost be describing Fab's single ladies

I suppose you could swap the word "cats" for the word "pussy" but I would n very be so crass "

Or pussy owners? Or is that even more crass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum's Lily is the most fussy eater, but she's just been quite happy to lick korma sauce off my finger tips and even came back for more. Now I get the feeling that I'll never be able to eat curry in peace ever again

What odd habits do your pets have?"

I have one cat that loves to eat green olives but will not eat a black olive

Strange I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My puppy shuns the plethora of puppy toys in favour of a wooden coat hanger and empty plastic water bottle. He's stopped eating his poop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironically I used to have a cat called sox, not named after soxy you understand, it had white paws that looked like it had socks on, but it's name was sox because I wouldn't pay for the extra two letters on his name tag.

And just like all cats it was a smug self important bastard with an un earned sense of entitlement, cats think a lot of themselves "

I'm suddenly warming to the idea of a cat...

Perhaps if they could train one to sing zooby doo-----zooby doo----zooby doo..... it could be the perfect irritant ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cat sit for a family member, their cat has a drink problem, he only drinks milk off the floor tiles in the kitchen or water out of the running tap in the bathroom. Put either in a bowl and he's not the slightest bit interested!"

Your lucky we had one that would drink out of the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last cat I had used to love cheese and frozen peas...

I got her from the cats protection league and I think she must have been badly treated by a previous owner as whenever anyone opened out a black bin bag near her, she would shoot off and disappear under my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once hand reared a kitten that we called miso because he had a love of miso soup. I still have his two sisters Nancy and dexy.

We also had a cat called buttons who would only drink from a running tap and would wash her paws before drinking. She also could only eat food by pushing it to the end of her bowl, her little nose was always covered in food.

Gutted when she was run over

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Our cat mable will only sit on me, sleeps on me. She will drink out of my glass, steal cheese while I'm eating it and follow me to the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last cat I had used to love cheese and frozen peas...

I got her from the cats protection league and I think she must have been badly treated by a previous owner as whenever anyone opened out a black bin bag near her, she would shoot off and disappear under my bed "

I think that must be in cats folklore... Pissst watch out for the black bags they dump kittens in them

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Harry, my 13 year old long ginger cat taught himself to repeatedly tap on the glass panel next to the front door to be let in. They have a cat flap in the back door, not that far away and do use it as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have pets ,,,,,,

I find domestic animals that possess a predisposition for publically rimming themselves upset my delicate sensibilities ......

Sure that's not just jealousy? ?

"

An old joke but one of my favs...

Why do dogs lick their genitals?

Because they can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Harry, my 13 year old long ginger cat taught himself to repeatedly tap on the glass panel next to the front door to be let in. They have a cat flap in the back door, not that far away and do use it as well.

"

And when its dark they are like to headlights shining through the glass

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"If you have a garden and don't own a cat or a dog, then you have a cat toilet. Fuckers come and dig up my lawn and flower beds and shit on them."
yes due to a lack of other flower beds available mines a target now put some cat nip down it makes them high.. or pepper dust..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last cat I had used to love cheese and frozen peas...

I got her from the cats protection league and I think she must have been badly treated by a previous owner as whenever anyone opened out a black bin bag near her, she would shoot off and disappear under my bed

I think that must be in cats folklore... Pissst watch out for the black bags they dump kittens in them "

Heartless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last cat I had used to love cheese and frozen peas...

I got her from the cats protection league and I think she must have been badly treated by a previous owner as whenever anyone opened out a black bin bag near her, she would shoot off and disappear under my bed

I think that must be in cats folklore... Pissst watch out for the black bags they dump kittens in them

Heartless "

Not me I hope....I love cats I was explaining their fear of bin bags.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Harry, my 13 year old long ginger cat taught himself to repeatedly tap on the glass panel next to the front door to be let in. They have a cat flap in the back door, not that far away and do use it as well.

"

Lily smacks a loose part of rubber threshold against the door when she wants to come in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our cat goes and plays in the shower every morning after Mr gets out while the shower head is still drippy and the floor is all wet"

Mine does this as well.

One morning as I was getting dressed in the bedroom he came bounding in,jumped up n flicked water off his paw at my face then scampered away purring loudly...wee evil genius that he is!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

cats!!!!i put a bowl of water by her food indoors and a bowl of water outside on my back door step and she wont drink from the one indoors and asks to go out to drink outside yet both come from the same place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our cats love bleach!

Whenever I mop the floor they go barmy and roll around like kittens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and we have one that loves the outdoors, but when he needs the loo, he comes back in to use the litter tray.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"cats!!!!i put a bowl of water by her food indoors and a bowl of water outside on my back door step and she wont drink from the one indoors and asks to go out to drink outside yet both come from the same place"

It's the same with food thru turn their noses up at indoors, so you put the bowl out for the birds and then the cats are interested. They constantly bring a smile to my face every day and night for different reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them a treat and buy them some catnap....they love it

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"Our cats love bleach!

Whenever I mop the floor they go barmy and roll around like kittens. "

My Harry does too! Just him, neither of the other two are affected. If it's on my hands, it's like catnip for playing, only catnip has no effect for him, just bleach, Vicks, slippers and shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cat sit for a family member, their cat has a drink problem, he only drinks milk off the floor tiles in the kitchen or water out of the running tap in the bathroom. Put either in a bowl and he's not the slightest bit interested!"

One of ours (Sadly recently deceased) would only drink running water. The other one will drink from almost anything except a clean bowl of fresh water!

He's also thick as a brick, my pet idiot.

(p.s. Flamehaired- I love your profile write-up, you sound wonderfully mad!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie loves bread , donuts , muffins , cake , cheese and cherry tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch loves politics ,reads lost of books that dont have pictures and a PhD in Quantum Physics

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

I have a part time job working in the food research centre for a well known petfoods company. I have to look after 130 cats on my unit. My stress levels have gone right down since I started there. Not really a cat person but really enjoying my job.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

One of my cats likes to roll around in my knickers when I take them off at the end of the day!

The other steals toast/garlic bread off my plate!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Our cats love bleach!

Whenever I mop the floor they go barmy and roll around like kittens.

My Harry does too! Just him, neither of the other two are affected. If it's on my hands, it's like catnip for playing, only catnip has no effect for him, just bleach, Vicks, slippers and shoes. "

The bleach might smell like their on marking scent. You're not supposed to use bleach to clean up cat pee/scat as it just encourages them to use that spot again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my cats likes to roll around in my knickers when I take them off at the end of the day!

The other steals toast/garlic bread off my plate!"

My boyfriend's cat loves garlic bread (I think it's the butter), then I looked it up and garlic is bad for cats

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"One of my cats likes to roll around in my knickers when I take them off at the end of the day!

The other steals toast/garlic bread off my plate!"

My old (long dead now) cat used to steal my bra, take it out through the cat flat and leave it in the garden.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"Our cats love bleach!

Whenever I mop the floor they go barmy and roll around like kittens.

My Harry does too! Just him, neither of the other two are affected. If it's on my hands, it's like catnip for playing, only catnip has no effect for him, just bleach, Vicks, slippers and shoes.

The bleach might smell like their on marking scent. You're not supposed to use bleach to clean up cat pee/scat as it just encourages them to use that spot again.

"

Oh yes, very true. I never use bleach for those reasons but a special one made for the purpose. At night, I can't use Vicks or tiger balm, or Harry will just want to play, if he comes into the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have pets ,,,,,,

I find domestic animals that possess a predisposition for publically rimming themselves upset my delicate sensibilities ...... "

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I love cats...I have FIVE which is four too many but I just can't turn them away.

Now my new Lodger has two so it's a mad house of cats.

That's why I don't accommodate........ Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love cats...I have FIVE which is four too many but I just can't turn them away.

Now my new Lodger has two so it's a mad house of cats.

That's why I don't accommodate........ Lol"

You could if it was a fellow cat lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Harry, my 13 year old long ginger cat taught himself to repeatedly tap on the glass panel next to the front door to be let in. They have a cat flap in the back door, not that far away and do use it as well."

My ginger cat doesn't bother with the tapping. She can open all the doors in the house herself

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