FabSwingers.com forum: Just for a laugh

By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Scroll down your looked at me page and count the Cockshutt you see. I've got 26 and I'm sure the lady's can easy double that. Ffs lads up your game

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scroll down your looked at me page and count the Cockshutt you see. I've got 26 and I'm sure the lady's can easy double that. Ffs lads up your game

my-my bladey-boi.... 26 eh,,,,,, I thought I heard the muffled sound of men laughing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 11 here. You obviously attract em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 in 5 days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

23 and probably about the same in silhouettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

43.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11.....definitely more silhouettes.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Only 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was counting silhouettes...erm 5 cock shots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 8. Hundreds of meet requests today though. Everyone must be bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *onybonesMan
over a year ago

Reading

12 on mine and no that doesn't include mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine go back 3 days.... all boobs and bums; with a smattering of thighs, eyes and feet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

I have a mere 14 cock shots today so far but bloody silhouettes is currently at 41!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4, Although 1 was in a Woman's mouth and 1 was pointing at a Woman's bum

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

6 cock shots, 44 silhouettes and all the others are mainly chests and other body parts x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 so just over 10%

There were definitely way more silhouettes

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I have 8 cocks and 38 silhouettes. You beat me Blade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 cocks and they're both couples!

31 silhouettes

Stopped counting the medical shots - ALL couples

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

14 cockshots and 53 silhouettes!

Lots of shy guys in Staffs it seems.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

11 cock shots but 31 silhouettes ....prefer the cock shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16, but way more silhouettes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24 silhouettes and 5 in a row

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 cocks and they're both couples!

31 silhouettes

Stopped counting the medical shots - ALL couples

I don't trust those freaky couples profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

117 have looked at me in total today

Can't be arsed to count the cocks.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Wtf. Why the fuck are they looking at me

Not that I'm arsed fill you boots lads because you'll never dip that thing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to count the silhouettes for completeness, 31.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19 cock pics in the last 100 people looking at us.... and wonders why they cant seem to get on well on this site???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21 cock pics and 46 silhouettes

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"117 have looked at me in total today

Can't be arsed to count the cocks. "

117 in 1 day ffs. 118 now sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"19 cock pics in the last 100 people looking at us.... and wonders why they cant seem to get on well on this site???

I've met some lovely guys that have had cock pics as their avatar....i don't see how that correlates....unless they are looking to meet "offended from the forum"

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By *ob nice but domMan
over a year ago

PAISLEY

18 dicks and 42 silhouettes...

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"21 cock pics and 46 silhouettes "

Good job I'm in stealth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"19 cock pics in the last 100 people looking at us.... and wonders why they cant seem to get on well on this site???

I've met some lovely guys that have had cock pics as their avatar....i don't see how that correlates....unless they are looking to meet "offended from the forum""

maybe you miss understood me.... or I made my point sound wrong?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

13 cocks

23 silhouettes

And actually some women too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"117 have looked at me in total today

Can't be arsed to count the cocks.

117 in 1 day ffs. 118 now sorry

Maybe they're looking to see if you have bike pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"19 cock pics in the last 100 people looking at us.... and wonders why they cant seem to get on well on this site???

I've met some lovely guys that have had cock pics as their avatar....i don't see how that correlates....unless they are looking to meet "offended from the forum"

maybe you miss understood me.... or I made my point sound wrong?

Maybe i did. Who can't get on well on the site? I thought you were referring to those with cock pics. My bad

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"117 have looked at me in total today

Can't be arsed to count the cocks.

117 in 1 day ffs. 118 now sorry

Maybe they're looking to see if you have bike pics?"

Arrr good point

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I would say at least 50% of mine if not higher are just shadow pictures, but I do have one that has 29 cock pics on his profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe i did. Who can't get on well on the site? I thought you were referring to those with cock pics. My bad

Quite a few men with loads of cock pics only, always asking for help on the forums as they cant get any meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe i did. Who can't get on well on the site? I thought you were referring to those with cock pics. My bad

Quite a few men with loads of cock pics only, always asking for help on the forums as they cant get any meets.

Ah...my confusion was because that isn't what the thread is about....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

3 cock shots now

37 silhouettes, 12 in a row

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I would say at least 50% of mine if not higher are just shadow pictures, but I do have one that has 29 cock pics on his profile

Hiya stranger how you doing sweet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe i did. Who can't get on well on the site? I thought you were referring to those with cock pics. My bad

Quite a few men with loads of cock pics only, always asking for help on the forums as they cant get any meets.

Ah...my confusion was because that isn't what the thread is about...."

Seems the norm to post something regardless of the thread title lol

*runs and hides now*

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

19 cock pics. That's not too bad out of a 100, I was expecting more. Not that I'm disappointed

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

25!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

17 cock pics

39 silhouettes

44 other pictures

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"19 cock pics. That's not too bad out of a 100, I was expecting more. Not that I'm disappointed

I'm a regular on your profile but shhhhhh it's a secret

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"25! "

Ha at last somebody close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. But no one looks at my profile anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm yet to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully the majority of mine are face and/or torso!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I got all the way to the bottom of our list thinking we must be unbelievably fortunate: ours are all pics of women or silhouettes.

Then I realised we have single men blocked, meaning they don't show up

Mr ddc

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

16 cock shots...but some of those are buried in mouths and other orifices.

Silhouettes beats that, at 29.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Just the 4....5 silhouettes and the rest are much better

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

Took the single male filter off fo a quick count.

13 cocks and 53 silhouettes

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Took the single male filter off fo a quick count. "

{shudders}

I wish you hadn't suggested that.

I lost count, and part of my sanity, after one particularly angry looking one...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"2 in 5 days."

Ah, but I looked 3¾ times in

mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

169looks

53 silhouette

9 cock pic's

Lots of chest shots and faces

Two legs

Lost count :D

All good up in Scotland !

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

20 cocks

43 silhouettes

I am currently hidden though so these were from a few days back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

47 cocks

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have 28 cocks, 43 silhouettes and a few faces for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 pics that have a cock in t shem - but then we dont have single males on show

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"47 cocks

Ding ding ding we have a winner guess what you win

Now that's what I was expecting that for restoring my sanitary sweet I love you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"47 cocks

Ding ding ding we have a winner guess what you win

Now that's what I was expecting that for restoring my sanitary sweet I love you xx"

Is there cake? Will I make a speech?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"47 cocks

Ding ding ding we have a winner guess what you win

Now that's what I was expecting that for restoring my sanitary sweet I love you xx

Is there cake? Will I make a speech?

No cake no but I normally take a bow when I've given a good performance

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

47??? Were any of them the same person? I looked at my looked at me just now and one guy has looked at my profile 18 time's and it only goes back 4 hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"47??? Were any of them the same person? I looked at my looked at me just now and one guy has looked at my profile 18 time's and it only goes back 4 hrs

18 times? No mail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"47 cocks

Ding ding ding we have a winner guess what you win

Now that's what I was expecting that for restoring my sanitary sweet I love you xx

Is there cake? Will I make a speech?

No cake no but I normally take a bow when I've given a good performance

Hahahaha, brilliant response.

Take a bow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chaps on mine , then again i block chaps as I am not really looking for a male companion, i have one already....pooch

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 15/05/16 23:03:21]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"47 cocks

Ding ding ding we have a winner guess what you win

Now that's what I was expecting that for restoring my sanitary sweet I love you xx"

Yeah but you love everybody cos you is a tart innit sis

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"47??? Were any of them the same person? I looked at my looked at me just now and one guy has looked at my profile 18 time's and it only goes back 4 hrs

Shit I am in stealth still aren't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"47 cocks

Ding ding ding we have a winner guess what you win

Now that's what I was expecting that for restoring my sanitary sweet I love you xx

Yeah but you love everybody cos you is a tart innit sis

You mean I'm not special?!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"47 cocks

Ding ding ding we have a winner guess what you win

Now that's what I was expecting that for restoring my sanitary sweet I love you xx

Is there cake? Will I make a speech?

No cake no but I normally take a bow when I've given a good performance

Hahahaha, brilliant response.

Take a bow

No can't do that till I've earned it. So what ya doing tomorrow night sweet cheeks

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"47 cocks

Ding ding ding we have a winner guess what you win

Now that's what I was expecting that for restoring my sanitary sweet I love you xx

Yeah but you love everybody cos you is a tart innit sis

Trust me not everybody I don't. There used to be a guy on here superram some stupid thing. I can't stand that silly old fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 14. Slow day

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"47 cocks

Ding ding ding we have a winner guess what you win

Now that's what I was expecting that for restoring my sanitary sweet I love you xx

Yeah but you love everybody cos you is a tart innit sis

You mean I'm not special?!

You believe none of it sweet I've only got eyes for you you know that don't you

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"47??? Were any of them the same person? I looked at my looked at me just now and one guy has looked at my profile 18 time's and it only goes back 4 hrs

Shit I am in stealth still aren't I

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"47 cocks

Ding ding ding we have a winner guess what you win

Now that's what I was expecting that for restoring my sanitary sweet I love you xx

Yeah but you love everybody cos you is a tart innit sis

Trust me not everybody I don't. There used to be a guy on here superram some stupid thing. I can't stand that silly old fuckwit

Oi, less of the "old", experienced would be a better turn of phrase

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"47??? Were any of them the same person? I looked at my looked at me just now and one guy has looked at my profile 18 time's and it only goes back 4 hrs

Shit I am in stealth still aren't I

Sorry I have said on here I have a thing for black stocking

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"47 cocks

Ding ding ding we have a winner guess what you win

Now that's what I was expecting that for restoring my sanitary sweet I love you xx

Yeah but you love everybody cos you is a tart innit sis

Trust me not everybody I don't. There used to be a guy on here superram some stupid thing. I can't stand that silly old fuckwit

Oi, less of the "old", experienced would be a better turn of phrase

Ye it's what the experiences are that worry so me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 not too bad!

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By *errysMan
over a year ago

milton keynes and kent

What a great idea for a forum Post.

I have 24, but to be honest about 6 are some dude called timber373.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over 300 looked, I cba to count up the cocks so I'm guessing a number, which is 75

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"47 cocks

Ding ding ding we have a winner guess what you win

Now that's what I was expecting that for restoring my sanitary sweet I love you xx

Yeah but you love everybody cos you is a tart innit sis

You mean I'm not special?!

You believe none of it sweet I've only got eyes for you you know that don't you

Lies, gutted!!!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"47 cocks

Ding ding ding we have a winner guess what you win

Now that's what I was expecting that for restoring my sanitary sweet I love you xx

Yeah but you love everybody cos you is a tart innit sis

You mean I'm not special?!

You believe none of it sweet I've only got eyes for you you know that don't you

Lies, gutted!!! "

I never lie young lady

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