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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

There is this pesky wasp that is following me all over the place from in the house to outside...now I wouldn't mind but I'm allergic to the fuckers and could die from stung and cunty bollocks here hasn't got an epi pen yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it."

That's murder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it."

They have to be very wet to stop flying, properly soak it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

That's murder

Ah it's fine, they don't contribute much. Pretty much parasites on society.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

They have to be very wet to stop flying, properly soak it. "

I will have to do something as the fucker won't leave me alone and I don't think my heart can take much more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know what the purpose of wasps is?

Other than just being cunts.....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

That's murder

Ah it's fine, they don't contribute much. Pretty much parasites on society. "

Don't they? I hate wasp season

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Does anyone know what the purpose of wasps is?

Other than just being cunts....."

Andi might....Andi where is Andi...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Cheeky ....get an epi pen !!

Who would take over the dating thread? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is this pesky wasp that is following me all over the place from in the house to outside...now I wouldn't mind but I'm allergic to the fuckers and could die from stung and cunty bollocks here hasn't got an epi pen yet

I love you all

It was nice knowing you

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over a year ago

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

That's murder

Ah it's fine, they don't contribute much. Pretty much parasites on society.

Don't they? I hate wasp season

I got stung loads of times when i was on deliveries(postie)and bit of dogs and attacked by geese when i went to farms

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Miss Cheeky ....get an epi pen !!

Who would take over the dating thread? ?

Fuck knows

I'll get another one from the Doc's now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they feed on nectar much like bees and therefore pollinate many plants...

....doesn't stop them being cunty mcbuzzy though....

...in ancient times, hundreds where sealed into ancient phallus shaped tubes made of bamboo with wax. Ladies would insert them into their vaginas and honey was poured into the end poking out of the vagina through a small hole; this would make the wasps go bananas and delight said lady.

Disclaimer: some of the above may be a figment of my imagination

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I love you all

It was nice knowing you

xx"

You won't be saying that after swingfields

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"they feed on nectar much like bees and therefore pollinate many plants...

....doesn't stop them being cunty mcbuzzy though....

Disclaimer: some of the above may be a figment of my imagination"

You should write a story book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone got in touch with wasp hunter yet? Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you all

It was nice knowing you

You won't be saying that after swingfields

I will if the wasp gets you today

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

That's murder

Ah it's fine, they don't contribute much. Pretty much parasites on society.

Don't they? I hate wasp season

I got stung loads of times when i was on deliveries(postie)and bit of dogs and attacked by geese when i went to farms"

The life of a postie

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I love you all

It was nice knowing you

You won't be saying that after swingfields

I will if the wasp gets you today

Just because you don't want to share the camper van and now you have to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

They have to be very wet to stop flying, properly soak it. "

Hair spray works a treat.

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over a year ago

I love you all

It was nice knowing you

You won't be saying that after swingfields

I will if the wasp gets you today

Just because you don't want to share the camper van and now you have to...

Nothing like that at all! Well maybe a little bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know what the purpose of wasps is?

Other than just being cunts....."

They're much worse at pollination than bees so fuck them. Not worth protecting.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Does anyone know what the purpose of wasps is?

Other than just being cunts.....

They're much worse at pollination than bees so fuck them. Not worth protecting. "

Their sting bloody hurts too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

They have to be very wet to stop flying, properly soak it.

Hair spray works a treat."

Even better if you combine it with a fag lighter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know what the purpose of wasps is?

Other than just being cunts....."

They are pollinators, so we don't want to eradicate them.

My Grandad just kept an opened jar of jam out on his coal bunker all summer and they'd drown in it.

Sarah

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

They have to be very wet to stop flying, properly soak it.

Hair spray works a treat.

Even better if you combine it with a fag lighter."

The wasp won't kill me but hairspray and a lighter will

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Miss Cheeky ....get an epi pen !!

Who would take over the dating thread? ?

Fuck knows

I'll get another one from the Doc's now

Bring serious for a moment...if you truly are severely allergic and have been prescribed epipens before then you the chemist may issue you one as an emergency. Boots chemist will issue me emergency medication if I have run out before getting a repeat prescription as they have all my medication on file.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Wasps eat a lot of pests we don't like, they're a vital part of the eco system, leave it alone and it'll leave you bee(see what I did there

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bees stings are actually more potent than a wasps however a wasp could sting you multiple Times generally a bee can only sting you once,

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I love you all

Oh no I feel for you, I'm allergic too and also have no episode pen.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bloody hate wasps. I've had a few big ones come in this wk. They didn't get out again!! Whahahaha (evil laugh)

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

That's murder

It's either you or waspie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a fool get an epi pen, I've got 6 about the house car and hand bag just to be on the safe side.

Is it worth not having one of you were to get stung??!.

My top tip water in a cup with sugar will attract the wasp when the wasp is in the cup cover with a small plate and shake. Wasp drowns

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Your a fool get an epi pen, I've got 6 about the house car and hand bag just to be on the safe side.

Is it worth not having one of you were to get stung??!.

My top tip water in a cup with sugar will attract the wasp when the wasp is in the cup cover with a small plate and shake. Wasp drowns "

Cheers for the bollocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....doesn't stop them being cunty mcbuzzy though....

Funniest thing said today!!

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your a fool get an epi pen, I've got 6 about the house car and hand bag just to be on the safe side.

Is it worth not having one of you were to get stung??!.

My top tip water in a cup with sugar will attract the wasp when the wasp is in the cup cover with a small plate and shake. Wasp drowns

Cheers for the bollocking

Your welcome and you deserve it

your life is more important than a hours trip to the dr to get one.

I'm too scared to not have a epi pen within hands reach this time of year if I go out a friend carries one as do I.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Your a fool get an epi pen, I've got 6 about the house car and hand bag just to be on the safe side.

Is it worth not having one of you were to get stung??!.

My top tip water in a cup with sugar will attract the wasp when the wasp is in the cup cover with a small plate and shake. Wasp drowns

Cheers for the bollocking

Your welcome and you deserve it

your life is more important than a hours trip to the dr to get one.

I'm too scared to not have a epi pen within hands reach this time of year if I go out a friend carries one as do I. "

I forgot I will get one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps eat aphids ( greenfly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perhaps im being daft here.. how does one know that a wasp sting could kill them?

Surely anaphylaxis can effect anyone.. you could eat peanuts for years and then out of the blue have an attack..

didnt think it was something you could be prone too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wood wasps are huge

One flew in my room on holiday in Brittany and it's body was the size of my little finger

Got told the sting is awful and people been known to need morphine for the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

That's murder

Ah it's fine, they don't contribute much. Pretty much parasites on society. "
incorrect. They are a part of the ecosystem. Leave some sugar out for it and let it go.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"perhaps im being daft here.. how does one know that a wasp sting could kill them?

Surely anaphylaxis can effect anyone.. you could eat peanuts for years and then out of the blue have an attack..

didnt think it was something you could be prone too? "

I found out when I got stung late teens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know what the purpose of wasps is?

Other than just being cunts....."
yep.. You cam google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

That's murder

ah but its perfectly fine to leave it and sting you resulting in your death...

i commend your bravery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wasps pollinate fruit, they also bore little holes in it as well when they eat it.

in all fairness though if it could kill you then i'd be tempted to kill it first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cut the top off a pop bottle reinsert upside down with a small amount of pop left in wasps will fly in the funnel but most are too stupid to get back out.

disclamer; you only have one wasp and this will attract thousands xx lol

my local pet shop told me they dont sell wasps but he had four in the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"perhaps im being daft here.. how does one know that a wasp sting could kill them?

Surely anaphylaxis can effect anyone.. you could eat peanuts for years and then out of the blue have an attack..

didnt think it was something you could be prone too? "

I got stung about 7 years ago, went into full blown anaphylaxis my now ex hubby thought I was messing about lol he wasn't laughing so much visiting me in itu that night

I made him suffer for weeks too hahahha.

I'm also allergic to latex and a specific type of antibiotics, all of which happened in recent years and out of the blue had an attack.

I've also got to wear diving shoes on uk beaches as they are prone to weaver fish and the sting is the same type as a wasp and bee.

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Clap your hands on the buzzy bastard if you clap the thing cant sting ya as it wont know what direction to point its arse at you wnt kill it but it will be stunned and fall to floor then you can either squish it or have it stuffed and mounted on the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"perhaps im being daft here.. how does one know that a wasp sting could kill them?

Surely anaphylaxis can effect anyone.. you could eat peanuts for years and then out of the blue have an attack..

didnt think it was something you could be prone too?

I got stung about 7 years ago, went into full blown anaphylaxis my now ex hubby thought I was messing about lol he wasn't laughing so much visiting me in itu that night

I made him suffer for weeks too hahahha.

I'm also allergic to latex and a specific type of antibiotics, all of which happened in recent years and out of the blue had an attack.

I've also got to wear diving shoes on uk beaches as they are prone to weaver fish and the sting is the same type as a wasp and bee. "

oh gosh.. well thank you for explaining it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"perhaps im being daft here.. how does one know that a wasp sting could kill them?

Surely anaphylaxis can effect anyone.. you could eat peanuts for years and then out of the blue have an attack..

didnt think it was something you could be prone too?

I got stung about 7 years ago, went into full blown anaphylaxis my now ex hubby thought I was messing about lol he wasn't laughing so much visiting me in itu that night

I made him suffer for weeks too hahahha.

I'm also allergic to latex and a specific type of antibiotics, all of which happened in recent years and out of the blue had an attack.

I've also got to wear diving shoes on uk beaches as they are prone to weaver fish and the sting is the same type as a wasp and bee.

oh gosh.. well thank you for explaining it to me "

Ha ha it's ok only so if you see a blonde walking along the beach in diving shoes u know it's me and can say hi hahah

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

That's murder

ah but its perfectly fine to leave it and sting you resulting in your death...

i commend your bravery

I was joking

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Anyway the wasp has fucked off for a bit now

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

They eat all sorts of pests and are food for other creatures. Ita so simple to catch them and put them outside.... I fail to understand why people deliberately kill other living creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it a stern talking to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was stung by a wasp on the chest a few years ago, my right breast swelled to twice the size for over a week. Now if i can get my hands on two wasps......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway the wasp has fucked off for a bit now

He'll be back (said in a very shyte Arni accent)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was stung by a wasp on the chest a few years ago, my right breast swelled to twice the size for over a week. Now if i can get my hands on two wasps......

hahaha.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Wasps aren't as pointless as crows. Hideous blackbirds of death....

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

"Kill it. Wet its wings with a spray of some sort and then crush it.

That's murder

Case of kill or be killed me thinks hairspray and match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasps aren't as pointless as crows. Hideous blackbirds of death...."

You'd hate Stockholm. They're as common as pigeons.

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