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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My Maid will serve you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Maid will serve you.

Yesssss!

I'll have a dry white wine please

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry/Nottingham/Bristol

Tia Maria and Coke pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Maid will serve you.

Yesssss!

I'll have a dry white wine please

Certainly sir ....remove your pants first( maid is speaking )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double vodka and diet with a shot of sambuca on the side

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Prosecco please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tia Maria and Coke pls

With ice Madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Maid will serve you.

Lol who is the maid?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double vodka and diet with a shot of sambuca on the side

Cumming right up

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Prosecco please "

Same for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large latte please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Maid will serve you.

Lol who is the maid?"

Margaret Thatcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appletini with an apple sourz chaser

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prosecco please

Same for me please

2 prossys coming up pet. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double voddy and cock.. er please.

plenty of ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Maid will serve you.

Lol who is the maid?

Margaret Thatcher"

Lol respect...not meaning to politicise it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hendricks and tonic with cucumber please

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Southern comfort with just a little ice for me pleaseeeeee, Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double voddy and cock.. er please.

plenty of ice. "

Naughty Girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Southern comfort with just a little ice for me pleaseeeeee, Mrs blue eyes

As you wish gorgeous

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Southern comfort with just a little ice for me pleaseeeeee, Mrs blue eyes

As you wish gorgeous "
. Why Thankyou kind sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hendricks and tonic with cucumber please

I will give you my personal cucumber from the veg rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the AA meeting? So far I've had.... 2 bottles of Peroni and 3 dark fruit Bulmers.. waiting for bgt to start!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskey and lemonade. Hold the ice. Preferably over a nipple

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Cheers m'dears

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whiskey and lemonade. Hold the ice. Preferably over a nipple

Ice is hovering over nipple ....tell me when ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hendricks and tonic with cucumber please

I will give you my personal cucumber from the veg rack"

Ooh err, they are my very favourite type of cucumber, thankyou kind sir!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Can you recommend something refreshing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this the AA meeting? So far I've had.... 2 bottles of Peroni and 3 dark fruit Bulmers.. waiting for bgt to start!"

Sorry sir but youre in the wrong building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and diet .. no ice please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you recommend something refreshing. "

Yes ...press the symbol on your pc which looks like a circle with an arrow head .....that's refreshing !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and diet .. no ice please x"

Yes but can I have your number? x

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Is this the AA meeting? So far I've had.... 2 bottles of Peroni and 3 dark fruit Bulmers.. waiting for bgt to start!"
. Did you sort your blinds out, clearly you were not murdered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellini cocktail please and can I get up for a dance on the table!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bellini cocktail please and can I get up for a dance on the table!

Be my guest x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Can you recommend something refreshing.

Yes ...press the symbol on your pc which looks like a circle with an arrow head .....that's refreshing !"

Bugger I'm on my phone. I'll have lemonade with I slice of sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you recommend something refreshing.

Yes ...press the symbol on your pc which looks like a circle with an arrow head .....that's refreshing !

Bugger I'm on my phone. I'll have lemonade with I slice of sarcasm "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka and diet .. no ice please x

Yes but can I have your number? x"

And why would you like my number?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and diet .. no ice please x

Yes but can I have your number? x

And why would you like my number? "

To recite poetry to you .

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

Damn didn't see this was up. Please ignore my posting of the same. And I'll have a large brandy and please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka and diet .. no ice please x

Yes but can I have your number? x

And why would you like my number?

To recite poetry to you .

Poetry??? Hmmm . This I would like to hear . Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large Hennessey VSOP for me please (Mr Rckstr)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn didn't see this was up. Please ignore my posting of the same. And I'll have a large brandy and please!!"

Youre welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large Hennessey VSOP for me please (Mr Rckstr)"

Certainly sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the AA meeting? So far I've had.... 2 bottles of Peroni and 3 dark fruit Bulmers.. waiting for bgt to start!. Did you sort your blinds out, clearly you were not murdered

Thanks for asking but don't speak to me about bastard blinds. First I trek to b and q, they don't have them. Ok so I travel to dunelm who have them.... I didn't realise how long they were in the packaging. .. I'm in a tiny convertible, driving on a dual carriageway with blackpool tower sticking out the car, I gets home all chuffed with myself.... THE BLINDS ARE 6 INCH TOO SHORT... Blackpool Tower gets back in the car and goes back to dunelm for a refund to my card and I have had to pay 210.00 for made to measure bustard blinds only available in 4 bastard weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Russians all round.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Is this the AA meeting? So far I've had.... 2 bottles of Peroni and 3 dark fruit Bulmers.. waiting for bgt to start!. Did you sort your blinds out, clearly you were not murdered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White Russians all round."

Not many black Russians around either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the AA meeting? So far I've had.... 2 bottles of Peroni and 3 dark fruit Bulmers.. waiting for bgt to start!. Did you sort your blinds out, clearly you were not murdered

Only just. I'm never cleaning ever again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice fruity red for me if I may be so bold.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Pepsi max please. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice fruity red for me if I may be so bold. "

Of course you sexy thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pepsi max please. ..

As you wish Madam

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm on the cava tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sangria please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice fruity red for me if I may be so bold.

Of course you sexy thing"

Actually have a bottle pending for me and a girly pants rose nonsense in the fridge for the wing chick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sangria please! "

Hola xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sangria please! "

Oh the woman speaketh sense. Sangria mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual please Barkeep

And a vimto for the Lady

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

A mint chocolate martini please !!

Lip smackingly good !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The usual please Barkeep

And a vimto for the Lady

Disaronno and lime?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mint chocolate martini please !!

Lip smackingly good !!

I cant keep up ...ive got cheese on toast on the go ...help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The usual please Barkeep

And a vimto for the Lady

Disaronno and lime?

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mint chocolate martini please !!

Lip smackingly good !!

I cant keep up ...ive got cheese on toast on the go ...help

4 slices, buttered, whole meal, extra mature please.

Don't forget the black pepper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mint chocolate martini please !!

Lip smackingly good !!

I cant keep up ...ive got cheese on toast on the go ...help

4 slices, buttered, whole meal, extra mature please.

Don't forget the black pepper."

Just how I like it

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Peach Bellini please. I fancy something sweet in my mouth

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I'll have a desert wine thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peach Bellini please. I fancy something sweet in my mouth

One day I will give you both xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a desert wine thanks."

On its way sir

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By *ackett1962Man
over a year ago

harrow

Pint of Guinness and dry roasted nuts please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness and dry roasted nuts please."

Great choice

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By *randMrs T90Couple
over a year ago

Chester

Tequila please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tequila please

Yes senorita

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By *ackett1962Man
over a year ago

harrow

I'm Irish...its the only way to go.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Jack and please hold the sarcasm this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a long day... Jack Daniels.. and make it a very large one... Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've just made rhubarb puree,big dollop in the bottom of a champagne glass and topped it up with cava! its very good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another please Barkeep - it's brisk at "cough" mph...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack and please hold the sarcasm this time "

Just for you with a smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's been a long day... Jack Daniels.. and make it a very large one... Thank you

A large one cumming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another please Barkeep - it's brisk at "cough" mph..."

My Speedo doesn't register coughs....must be fast

I'll have a cider please... I have a thirst tonight...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A woman goes into a bar and asks for a Double Entendre ...so the barman gives her one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another please Barkeep - it's brisk at "cough" mph...

My Speedo doesn't register coughs....must be fast

I'll have a cider please... I have a thirst tonight..."

Between you and me...

I didn't break one speed limit...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another please Barkeep - it's brisk at "cough" mph...

My Speedo doesn't register coughs....must be fast

I'll have a cider please... I have a thirst tonight..."

Cider it is Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another please Barkeep - it's brisk at "cough" mph...

My Speedo doesn't register coughs....must be fast

I'll have a cider please... I have a thirst tonight...

Between you and me...

I didn't break one speed limit..."

It was at least five!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another please Barkeep - it's brisk at "cough" mph...

My Speedo doesn't register coughs....must be fast

I'll have a cider please... I have a thirst tonight...

Between you and me...

I didn't break one speed limit...

It was at least five!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"i've just made rhubarb puree,big dollop in the bottom of a champagne glass and topped it up with cava! its very good!"

That sounds delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jager and vanilla please barkeep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another please Barkeep - it's brisk at "cough" mph...

My Speedo doesn't register coughs....must be fast

I'll have a cider please... I have a thirst tonight...

Between you and me...

I didn't break one speed limit...

It was at least five!

Might need to take your socks off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready for another, a nice glass of rioja please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ready for another, a nice glass of rioja please?"

A fine Spanish reserve for you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of more cheese on toast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any chance of more cheese on toast?"

Yes of course with youre usual pepper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of more cheese on toast?"

Welsh rarebit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ready for another, a nice glass of rioja please?

A fine Spanish reserve for you ."

Lovely- just leave the bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any chance of more cheese on toast?

Welsh rarebit? "

I can speak rude welsh...and your welsh rarebit is on the left next to the Coq au van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of more cheese on toast?

Yes of course with youre usual pepper"

Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive been a canny barmen and replied to everyone .

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Diet and vodka and a tube of salt n vinegar pringles pls..... let's see if I have another to myself I burn my tongue again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been a canny barmen and replied to everyone .

Good boy!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Can you recommend something refreshing. "
may I ? A chilton. Highball glass rimmed with salt.fill with ice. Vodka.juice of 2 lemons.fill with club soda

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Diet and vodka and a tube of salt n vinegar pringles pls..... let's see if I have another to myself I burn my tongue again

Certainly my darling....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of Jagerbombs for me, if I'm gonna have a hangover in the morning, might as well make it a proper one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive been a canny barmen and replied to everyone .

Good boy!

Woof Woof x

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