FabSwingers.com forum: Fake club

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We've just been told that we must be a fake couple.

We're so chuffed to be a new member of the fake club.

We think this calls for a drink!

Any other fake members please step forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been on here over a year and never been called fake before?

Well done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've been on here over a year and never been called fake before?

Well done "

Never, it's been along time waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently there's something dodgy about my profile, because I'm a Dom, I've been on the site for a long time, and have no verification, does this fake club have a fake dungeon with fake bdsm equipment that I can bring fake subs to that I have met on fakeswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently there's something dodgy about my profile, because I'm a Dom, I've been on the site for a long time, and have no verification, does this fake club have a fake dungeon with fake bdsm equipment that I can bring fake subs to that I have met on fakeswingers

Now if you were on fakebay with no feedback....I wouldn't buy off you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been called fake after I've turned someone down a few times, par for the course

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm a fake but I've winged it this far without being found out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been labelled a fake, a video in the chat rooms and (most perplexingly) a man. I'm actually just a slightly silly geek with boobs and a daft sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhh.. Just keep it between you and me!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I was called a fake and a fraud a few weeks ago because I'm not looking for meets, the strange thing was it was by someone I have met in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've just been told that we must be a fake couple.

We're so chuffed to be a new member of the fake club.

We think this calls for a drink!

Any other fake members please step forward

??"

The first rule of fake club is you dont talk about fake club

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"We've just been told that we must be a fake couple.

We're so chuffed to be a new member of the fake club.

We think this calls for a drink!

Any other fake members please step forward

The first rule of fake club is you dont talk about fake club

No need, everyone else does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been labelled a fake, a video in the chat rooms and (most perplexingly) a man. I'm actually just a slightly silly geek with boobs and a daft sense of humour. "

ahh me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got called fake last week for not replying to a guy, i haven't blocked him to confuse him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just found out I'm a fraud as I don't look the same as I do in my pics!

I blame the lighting......no more meeting in the cold light of day for me

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Anyone bake a fake cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

congrats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a fake its only pooch who is real

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

The voices in my head tell me I'm fake all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've just been told that we must be a fake couple.

We're so chuffed to be a new member of the fake club.

We think this calls for a drink!

Any other fake members please step forward

??"

Joking aside, I personally consider members active for over a year, with no displayed verifications or even so much as the list of meets to be fake.

The profile does look a bit sus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We've just been told that we must be a fake couple.

We're so chuffed to be a new member of the fake club.

We think this calls for a drink!

Any other fake members please step forward

Joking aside, I personally consider members active for over a year, with no displayed verifications or even so much as the list of meets to be fake.

The profile does look a bit sus"

Sorry you feel this way but in this case you are wrong.

We have chosen not to show verifications as we don't judge future meets on how other people portray them, As we wish others to do the same with us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The voices in my head tell me I'm fake all the time

Mind tell me to eat cake and get up to tons of mischief but I'm a good girl and wouldn't do anything as silly as that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been labelled a fake, a video in the chat rooms and (most perplexingly) a man. I'm actually just a slightly silly geek with boobs and a daft sense of humour. "
Wow i don't know about fake but your damn gorgeous i would even go to say stunningly gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feeling left out - not been called this yet

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm too rubbish to be a fake

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"feeling left out - not been called this yet"
you fakes you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens in fake club stays in fake club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"feeling left out - not been called this yet you fakes you

oh yes - get in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been labelled a fake, a video in the chat rooms and (most perplexingly) a man. I'm actually just a slightly silly geek with boobs and a daft sense of humour.

ahh me too

Ooooh you big fibber, there's not a hint of geek about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you real that's all that matters.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"You know you real that's all that matters."

..and you're far too good to be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've ever been accused of being fake

I feel left out

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I've been told that I was clearly a guy .Funny enough that was only after I refused to drop everthing to meet them after one message and turned them down .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we've never had the pleasure of being called fake either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told that I was clearly a guy .Funny enough that was only after I refused to drop everthing to meet them after one message and turned them down .

Naw your definitely not a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told that I was clearly a guy .Funny enough that was only after I refused to drop everthing to meet them after one message and turned them down .

You sure have a cracking pair of tits for a guy;-) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our profile is fake. Apparently Mrs Rockstars pics are stolen from the net. Even though were photo vetified and meet verified!

I guess he just couldnt handle the rejection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our profile is fake. Apparently Mrs Rockstars pics are stolen from the net. Even though were photo vetified and meet verified!

I guess he just couldnt handle the rejection."

I think you stole every one of your pics from your own camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh! I've never been called a fake before. I'm disappointed im not having the true fab experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our profile is fake. Apparently Mrs Rockstars pics are stolen from the net. Even though were photo vetified and meet verified!

I guess he just couldnt handle the rejection.

I think you stole every one of your pics from your own camera

Ha ha exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh! I've never been called a fake before. I'm disappointed im not having the true fab experience

I'm sure it will happen soon enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely a fake.

My verifications are all fake from fake people who also have verifications from hund_eds of other fake profiles.

Actually I've never been called a fake because who would fake a middle aged, single guy profile lol!

I got calked lots of things on previous profile (Nobbynobbs) like slut, bike, animal etc....but never fake ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stRuggle with the concept of fakeism.I have yet to see conclusive that the fakes are real. If they are real then I have never been invited to meet one or been accused of being one.basically I think fakes are well,fake. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've just been told that we must be a fake couple.

We're so chuffed to be a new member of the fake club.

We think this calls for a drink!

Any other fake members please step forward

Joking aside, I personally consider members active for over a year, with no displayed verifications or even so much as the list of meets to be fake.

The profile does look a bit sus

Sorry you feel this way but in this case you are wrong.

We have chosen not to show verifications as we don't judge future meets on how other people portray them, As we wish others to do the same with us. "

You don't need to display the actual verification text/content in order that people can see you're active! Activate the verification summary then there's no argument over your legitimacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've just been told that we must be a fake couple.

We're so chuffed to be a new member of the fake club.

We think this calls for a drink!

Any other fake members please step forward

Joking aside, I personally consider members active for over a year, with no displayed verifications or even so much as the list of meets to be fake.

The profile does look a bit sus

Sorry you feel this way but in this case you are wrong.

We have chosen not to show verifications as we don't judge future meets on how other people portray them, As we wish others to do the same with us.

You don't need to display the actual verification text/content in order that people can see you're active! Activate the verification summary then there's no argument over your legitimacy.

I agree with the verification isn't it supposed to be so people can a feel for your personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've just been told that we must be a fake couple.

We're so chuffed to be a new member of the fake club.

We think this calls for a drink!

Any other fake members please step forward

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Hello. I was getting a bit lonely on my own lol. My name is flirty and I'm a fake (apparently) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been labelled a fake, a video in the chat rooms and (most perplexingly) a man. I'm actually just a slightly silly geek with boobs and a daft sense of humour. "

If you are a man I'm soooo gay lol

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

There's rules to fake club

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

If this is fake club where posts are from fake people, then can we really believe anything which is said? It'll all be fake!

I also have suspicions that we have a fake fake in our midst, a genuine person who is pretending to be fake. By that very act, does that now mean they are now fake too?

Hmmmm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's rules to fake club"
do you have to be verified as fake lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"feeling left out - not been called this yet"
I think you're fake

...don't say u wasn't left out now lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does membership include benefits such as single guys not ignoring what your profile says and blitzing you with unsolicited winks, friend requests and messages? - If so, count us IN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone bake a fake cake?"

i often make fake cakes ,for display use only using polystyrene dummies

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"Anyone bake a fake cake?

i often make fake cakes ,for display use only using polystyrene dummies"

Definitely qualifies!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm genuine and work for Sydney University

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does membership include benefits such as single guys not ignoring what your profile says and blitzing you with unsolicited winks, friend requests and messages? - If so, count us IN

You can set messaging filters you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fake.

Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got called fake because "he could feel it" and "he just knew" I'm a single bloke apparently on a couples profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been called a fake..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've just been told that we must be a fake couple.

We're so chuffed to be a new member of the fake club.

We think this calls for a drink!

Any other fake members please step forward

Joking aside, I personally consider members active for over a year, with no displayed verifications or even so much as the list of meets to be fake.

The profile does look a bit sus

Sorry you feel this way but in this case you are wrong.

We have chosen not to show verifications as we don't judge future meets on how other people portray them, As we wish others to do the same with us.

You don't need to display the actual verification text/content in order that people can see you're active! Activate the verification summary then there's no argument over your legitimacy.

I agree with the verification isn't it supposed to be so people can a feel for your personality "

No! a verification only confirms you are REAL and are active! You have a profile in which to have your "personality" assessed/dissected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some call you fake in the hope you say I'll prove I'm not and meet them!! I have had it loads, this morning from a previous meet lol... I never fall for their pathetic games xx

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

I'm a flake..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've just been told that we must be a fake couple.

We're so chuffed to be a new member of the fake club.

We think this calls for a drink!

Any other fake members please step forward

Joking aside, I personally consider members active for over a year, with no displayed verifications or even so much as the list of meets to be fake.

The profile does look a bit sus

Sorry you feel this way but in this case you are wrong.

We have chosen not to show verifications as we don't judge future meets on how other people portray them, As we wish others to do the same with us.

You don't need to display the actual verification text/content in order that people can see you're active! Activate the verification summary then there's no argument over your legitimacy.

I agree with the verification isn't it supposed to be so people can a feel for your personality

No! a verification only confirms you are REAL and are active! You have a profile in which to have your "personality" assessed/dissected."

There's no arguing with the logic of "if they have had no verification in 12 months they are fake" what am I supposed to do? Just shag anyone to get a verification? Moan that I've been trying n her over a year and can't get a meet? I'm on other sites, I've met more on those than I n here plus I meet women in the real world too (I know, the real world, it's like analogue shagging

) I know that m too good to be true but, as James Brown once said "I'm real" but I'm not desperate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've just been told that we must be a fake couple.

We're so chuffed to be a new member of the fake club.

We think this calls for a drink!

Any other fake members please step forward

Joking aside, I personally consider members active for over a year, with no displayed verifications or even so much as the list of meets to be fake.

The profile does look a bit sus

Sorry you feel this way but in this case you are wrong.

We have chosen not to show verifications as we don't judge future meets on how other people portray them, As we wish others to do the same with us.

You don't need to display the actual verification text/content in order that people can see you're active! Activate the verification summary then there's no argument over your legitimacy.

I agree with the verification isn't it supposed to be so people can a feel for your personality

No! a verification only confirms you are REAL and are active! You have a profile in which to have your "personality" assessed/dissected.

) I know that m too good to be true but, as James Brown once said "I'm real" but I'm not desperate lol

Analogue shagging....how very retro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no need - i've blocked you now

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

I got called a fake fat ugly slag once.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like flakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got called a fake fat ugly slag once."

So we're they swing that you were pretending to be fat, ugly and a slag? Because that would mean that they thought you were a slim attractive woman of great virtue, that's just confusing

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"I got called a fake fat ugly slag once.

So we're they swing that you were pretending to be fat, ugly and a slag? Because that would mean that they thought you were a slim attractive woman of great virtue, that's just confusing

Think he was just pissed off I just read and deleted his message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got called a fake fat ugly slag once."

what an arse , how can you be ugly with those lovely _ed lips xx

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